Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Senses ❯ smell ( Chapter 1 )

Smell

Naruto

Disclaimer: I do not own the character of Naruto or anything else dealing with the manga/series.

 

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The older Naruto got, the more he realized that unfortunately for him, some of the Kyuubi's characteristics were slowly becoming his own. He didn't sprout nine tails or grow fur, but his senses were far more acute than he had ever remembered. The most noticeable was his sense of smell.

 

This wasn't necessarily a negative characteristic, especially when he was tracking something or someone. Pakkun had even noticed the last time they were together and Naruto had actually picked up a scent quicker than he had. Kakashi, being the lazy ass that he was, didn't say anything, but Naruto saw the crinkle in his eyebrow before turning the page in his latest Icha Icha and the nonchalant expression returned.

 

The only time that Naruto really wished that his sense of smell wasn't as great as it was, was when Jiraiya dropped by to take him on `research training.' Three things were always constant with Jiraiya, peeping, sake and women……all of which led to sex.

 

Modesty was never practiced by the frog hermit, in fact ever since Naruto had turned 16 he'd begun to offer him dibs. The first time he'd asked he was so horrified he wanted to sprint out of the bar although the way back to Konoha.

 

He didn't, Konoha was 7 days away, but he did tell him he was sleeping outside that night. Jiraiya's hearty laugh echoed in his mind the entire night and Naruto was determined to get back at him for making him looking like a child.

 

The next night when it was time to leave the bar, Jiraiya had loudly asked two of the four women he was with to accompany Naruto back to his room and to be gentle because it was his first time. The blonde's face was red from both anger and embarrassment but played it off coolly declining the offer and bolted back to the hotel.

 

What made Jiraiya think that two pretty girls would make him change his mind instead of one? He wasn't a pervert, or so he liked to think, he would never have the random one night stands.

 

It wasn't because he was still hung up over Sakura-chan. They had moved on to a great friendship instead, but the idea of meaningless sex still didn't quite sit well with him, even though there had been a few heated looks from women from time to time.

 

The pervert was going to pay dearly tomorrow.

 

Another town, another bar, but the same routine of drinking sake in a booth with women hanging all over Jiraiya and Naruto trying to drown out his nonsense by drinking a bit. Technically he wasn't a legal drinker, but people didn't seem to question him or the hermit while they were out drinking. A few months of being in the pervert's company and he could already hold his liquor well.

 

When he could handle no more of hisexagerated tall tales he stood dismissing himself politely and ignoring the wiggling brows of Jiraiya.

 

“Orihime, could you be a doll and please walk Naruto back to his room? I think he's had just a bit too much to drink.” Bastard.

 

The petite young woman who had sat a bit to close to Naruto the entire night stood quickly with a predatory smile on her face. “Of course.”

 

“I appreciate the offer Orihime, but I think it's best if I go back alone,” the blonde shot the old pervert a look before grinning, “Oh and keep an eye out for my grandpa here, he can't handle his liquor very well.”

 

The sake shot out of Jiraiya's nose and the booth fell silent, Naruto walked away resisting the urge to flash a victory sign that would make Gai-sensei proud.

 

He expected the pervert to come back to the room pissed off as hell but Naruto gave up trying to wait up for him and soon found himself asleep. A couple of hours later the pounding of the wall next to his head woke him up suddenly and he jumped out of bed producing his kunai from under his pillow.

 

The all too familiar sounds of two women moaning and shouting Jiraiya's name from the next room made him swear out loud. Only he would have retaliated in such an underhanded way. He shuddered when the moans got louder, old people he decided, should not have sex.

 

When Jiraiya stumbled in the next morning with a grin and reeking of alcohol and unfortunately sex, Naruto cursed the fox for giving him such a great sense of smell.