Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Sexy no Omake ❯ Sexy no Omake: The jolly green giant ( Chapter 10 )

[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]

It was a few days after their return from the mission to the onsen and Gai had, after being poked and prodded at by various medics been declared as 100% recovered. Now he was on his way to Kakashi's apartment to surprise the man with a few sweets Gai had bought at a nice bakery and see whether by brainstorming together they could think of anything else about their mystery attackers to put on the report for Tsunade-sama.

Plus if he was honest with himself whenever he had seen the dark marks on his neck he couldn't escape the memories of their numerous joinings during the mission, and he wanted to find out whether that had been a one time mission fluke or not.

Kakashi would not answer any of the knocks to his door, though. At first it was questionable whether or not he was home, but then a sound started to make its way to Gai's ears. It was definitely Kakashi, and he was... in pain of some kind? It was quiet, muffled, but still audible from behind the door to his small place. The door's lock could easily be busted - it had already been once before and honestly Kakashi hadn't been inclined to fix it beyond 'usable' - but Gai also knew of the location of the spare key, taped inside the gutter on the overhanging roof.

Hurrying Gai grabbed the key and with all the stealth he could muster opened the door wide enough to see the into the one room apartment, a kunai at the ready. If there was an enemy and they had managed to take down Kakashi it would be suicidal to be anything but extremely careful.

Inside the apartment was messy, but the main room was empty. Inside, the moans were far more loud and pronounced, and there was a quiet... buzzing sound? It was clearly coming from Kakashi's bedroom, the door opened just enough to let the sound out.

Creeping silently through the living room Gai avoided anything that might resemble a trap, his mind jumping from one scenario about who could have overwhelmed Kakashi to the next. Steeling himself to the possible carnage waiting for him Gai peered through the crack of the door, pushing it a slight bit further open.

Inside was definitely not a trap. In fact, upon seeing his face contorted in pleasure, Kakashi was clearly enjoying himself QUITE a lot. He was laying on his back on his bed, naked, even the mask and forehead protector gone. The only article of 'clothing' on him was an adjustable leather strap on his erection, and the pillow he was holding against his chest and mouth to muffle his screams and cries, only moving it away to gasp for air when needed. With his legs spread wide open, Gai could plainly see the end of the large green vibrator pushed into his ass as far as it would go, the wire trailing from the end of it and to a small control pad - the dial turned to 'medium' - out of arm's reach of the squirming, moaning Kakashi. He didn't seem to notice Gai's presence, too occupied with his own body at the moment.

Gai froze, his eyes taking in all the details available and then just running them over the writhing form on the bed, imprinting the view before him forever in his memory. "Kakashi?!" he whispered shocked, his own body beginning to react to the enticing view. His blood rushed to his head and his crotch and his hands became sweaty where they were still pressed against the door.

Kakashi's eyes slowly slid over to look at Gai, but whatever comment he first had in mind was lost as another wave of pleasure rocked through him and he spasmed, bringing the pillow to his face to muffle another loud moan. Even behind the pillow, the moan was distinctly Gai's name. Kakashi still needed to breathe, however, and he managed to gasp out two words to Gai before he was lost in the sensations once more. "Endurance training."

Still frozen to his spot Gai blinked at the words. "Endurance...training?" He, that could be said without shame, was somewhat of an expert in anything considered training. But training your endurance with a vibrator buried in your ass was something he had never encountered before, and he was quite glad about that. Although he had to admit Kakashi with his legs splayed apart like that and the humming artificial cock pleasuring him were quickly arousing him to a painful hardness.

The significantly-larger-than-usual bulge in Gai's pants did not escape Kakashi's gaze, even aroused as he was, cock-ring holding off his climax for the moment, he licked his lips and spread his legs wider at the sight of it, thigh muscles straining. "Come in or go out." Kakashi managed to say. "Just close the door, it's getting cold in here."

Kakashi's words almost were enough to break Gai's trance like state, but his action easily recaptured the thick browed man's attention pulling him closer. His body stepped into the room and closed the door behind him without giving his brain an opportunity to think. Stepping up to the bed he licked his lips, eyeing the erect penis with it's leather restraints.

Kakashi's eyes followed Gai's line of sight and he let out another moan. Explanations were beyond him at the moment, though... and, as he reached for the control to the vibrator to turn it off or at least down to a more acceptable level, he realized THAT was out of his reach as well.

It was with some amusement that Gai realized Kakashi's plight as the silver haired man tried to reach the controls and failed. Being a friendly and kind man by nature it was rare for him to get the urge to play a prank on somebody, but at the moment the few synapses that were still working had no way of stopping his impulsive action. Sitting down on the bed next to Kakashi's straining thighs he ran his eyes from the pulsing green 'Thing', over the bound erection to the heaving chest and over the pillow to Kakashi's mismatched eyes. "Need a hand?" he offered solicitously.

Kakashi had to muffle more noises at the sound of Gai's offer. Gai had no right being this sexy, or knowing how to tease that well. He couldn't give him the satisfaction, no, he couldn't agree to 'a hand'... "Ohgodyes." he cried out while justifying to himself just why he should NOT answer in that manner.

Reaching for the control Gai gave the cord a slight tug just this side of not dislodging the green vibrator. "That certainly looks impressive." he commented before studying the control pad. It was easy enough to figure out how it worked, the sliding dial set to medium. Hiding a smirk behind a thoughtful frown he pushed the dial the opposite direction of where it was marked with a large Off.

Kakashi's gasp at the tug was nothing compared to his reaction afterwards. He dropped his pillow entirely, having to grip at the already messed bed sheets, letting out a scream both in reaction to the sensation and to the surprise. His whole body arched off the bed as waves of pleasure roared through him, the vibrator already pressed against his prostate and now turned on 'high'. His erection throbbed, looking almost painful, but he didn't come.

Gai's erection throbbed in sympathy to the plight of Kakashi's. "Oops." he grinned in explanation to the increase in intensity. Giving in to his curiosity and the desire to torture the other man just a bit more the man dressed in the green jumpsuit (matching quite nicely with the green of the vibrator reducing Kakashi to a pile of throbbing need at the moment) ran his fingers along the cord connecting the panel with the actual machine until he had reached the other end, there he rubbed a fingertip over the stretched muscle straining around the foreign invader. From there on he trailed his fingers up- With a short caress to his tightly drawn up testicles he finally reached the leather band keeping Kakashi from finding his release.

Kakashi was of two minds right now. The one that was telling him that Gai would surely never let him forget this, and the other, that was squirming shamelessly under Gai's hands and begging him to take the leather strap off between cries of pleasure.

Running his fingers over the soft leather and the skin around it Gai enjoyed Kakashi's fervent pleas. Dropping the panel again his other hand migrated into his own lap giving his erection a comforting squeeze as he regarded Kakashi. "I don't know… are you sure you're done with your training?" he teased mercilessly "I wouldn't want to interrupt your important training schedule after all."

Kakashi almost sobbed, bucking against Gai's hand. "Please, please, take the strap of, please...!" His arms were tangled into the sheets up to his elbows from all his squirming. At this point the rational part of his mind gave up trying to convince him to stop, and more figuring out how to plan sweet revenge against the other man.

Finally taking mercy on the other man Gai brought his other hand up to Kakashi's by now painful seeming erection. Leaning in closer he observed the way the strap could be undone. However one last stray idea had the hand move even further up teasing a sensitive nipple before pinching it cruelly only a moment before undoing the cock ring.

Kakashi had no time to curse Gai before the other man removed the strap that was keeping him a hair's width away from his climax. Kakashi's vision went white as he lost himself in it, he screamed, thrashed, moaned - there was never a more wanton orgasm, and he was certain for a moment he must have died. ...But, no. he felt the vibrator still going strong inside of him, and let out a pained whimper.

Hearing the not so welcome sound mixed in with the VERY nice sounds that had been coming from Kakashi Gai guessed at it's source and quickly grabbed the control turning the vibrator that was still working him mercilessly off. "Better?" he asked for a lack of anything else to say.

Kakashi could only gasp for quite some time, letting incoherent sounds that might have just been moans, twitching slightly on the bed. He was over-sensitised, sore, he came harder than he had in the last year and Gai was partially responsible for that.

Also, although turned off, the vibrator was still in his ass.

He owed Gai big-time, he realized as soon as his thoughts became coherent. As soon as he could move, he'd definitely get the man back.

Watching over Kakashi for a few more minutes Gai suddenly felt embarrassment creep over him. After all the other man had never actually invited his attentions in the first place. Standing he hoped that copy-nin was still to spent from his release that he wouldn't notice the evident arousal straining against the green jumpsuit fabric. Holding up one of the bags he had brought with him he offered "I brought something to eat. I'll just put it in the kitchen." in a bid for distraction.

"Mmm, yeah." Kakashi managed to get out as he thought out his plan. First... he would need restraints...

Turning his back to the bed Gai fled Kakashi in the hope that his own arousal would fade with the scene of the act removed from his direct view.

After what seemed like forever, Kakashi's voice came from the bedroom again. "Ah, Gai... can you bring me some water?"

"Sure!" Gai shouted back before rearranging himself so that he hoped his arousal was less obvious. After that he filled a lone glass with tap water and carried it into the bedroom with a slight feeling of dread curling in his stomach. "Here you go." he offered as he stepped through the door.

In an instant Kakashi was upon Gai, knocking him onto the bed - no hard task in a room so small. Sitting across the other man's thighs Kakashi whipped out a length of rope, tying Gai's arms together above his head first, and then to the headboard. Kakashi had used techniques specifically for capturing enemy ninja, these were no easy restraints to get free of.

Foolishly Gai had let his guard down, not expecting an attack and therefore was easily overpowered by his determined rival. Before he could really make sense of everything he was already securely tied to the headboard and no amount of straining and squirming looked likely to help him out of these bonds. Not that, he had to admit at least to himself in a small corner of his mind, the idea of being tied to a bed by Kakashi was such a bad thing. "Kakashi?! What are you doing?" he exclaimed once he had given in to the situation for the time being.

Kakashi crossed his arms, leaning back against Gai's legs and pinning them with his weight. "Getting revenge." He responded, calmly, still quite naked. Now that Gai's arms were tied Kakashi took his time making sure the leg restraints were just right. While Gai's arms were tied together in the centre of the headboard, his legs were spread apart to either side of it.

"Ah...revenge? " Gai swallowed trying to calm his speeding heartbeat. He just hoped Kakashi didn't plan on using that green monstrosity on him. As much fun as it had been to watch him with it Gai felt no desire to get his first taste of this side of male intercourse from a plastic toy. Glancing down at his spread legs in suspicion he looked back up at Kakashi, unable to keep his eyes from drinking in his naked splendour. "Just how do you plan on doing that?"

Kakashi was already busy removing Gai's clothing as much as he could. The vest he settled with opening, that would give him as much access as he needed. The Konoha forehead protector could just be untied, but as he took off the last bit of clothing he could, Kakashi realized something.

Gai's green jump-suit was a one-piece.

Kakashi would not be deterred, though. Producing a kunai from next to the bed, Kakashi let his finger trail along the edge, stroking it in a way that could not be accidental. "...I have a few ideas." he purred, eyeing Gai's erection under the leotard.

At the sight of the kunai every alarm bell Gai, as a ninja, had started ringing making him feel uneasy. But surely Kakashi would not actually harm him in retaliation, he tried to calm down to keep from flinching as the sharp edged weapon was brought up. So it was with a mixture of relief and dreadful anticipation that he stared at Kakashi's face as the other man skilfully sliced through his beloved jumpsuit.

Kakashi made short work of it, cutting it straight down the middle for the most part then ripping the rest of it until the front was wide open. Tossing aside a handful of the torn-off cloth, Kakashi muttered "I always hated that thing."

Normally Gai might have taken Kakashi's words as an insult but at the moment he was amply distracted. "It's good for training'" he muttered half heartedly while craning his neck to see what else Kakashi was planning.

Kakashi dug around in the blankets for a moment before he produced what he was looking for. The very leather strap that had adorned his own erection earlier. "I don't suppose you've worn one of these before, eh?" Kakashi asked, smirking, as he began moving it into place.

Although he knew that it would be ultimately futile the man under him tried to squirm away from Kakashi's touch and the strap.

Kakashi didn't make the experience unpleasant, he stroked Gai as he moved the strap into place, caressed while he tied it just right, if a little awkwardly. "Ideally, this is to be put on when the penis is soft, but I guess you liked my show a little too much, eh?" Kakashi grinned, rubbing the head of Gai's erection with the palm of his hand

"I really don't think this is necessary!" Gai tried to put an affront into his words he didn't feel. Sure it was an unusual sensation having the leather encircling his hard on but he wouldn't call it completely unpleasant. As for Kakashi noting his effect on him, well there really was little to be done about that at the moment.

"Now, what should I do to you..." Kakashi tapped his chin thoughtfully. He encircled Gai with his hand, stroking roughly, watching Gai's reaction to the different handling.

While the light touches had been very nice they had if not easy then been easier to shrug off then the heavy handed caress Kakashi was bestowing on him now. Gai groaned softly at the touch tilting his hips so that he could push into his tormentor's hands. His eyes half lidded with desire were fastened to the face of the man bringing him pleasure, his cheeks tinted red and his lips parted to allow his breath to travel easily in small pants.

The sight of the other man helpless under him - Kakashi saw that far too much, but for some reason, with this man, it seemed new. Interesting still. "There's the face I like." Kakashi breathed, leaning down to leave soft kisses on Gai's neck, trailing down until he reached one of the nipples. Without warning, he bit down, just enough to hurt.

Gasping Gai arched into Kakashi a moan of mixed pain and pleasure tumbling unchecked from his lips. his arms strained against the ropes again in an unconscious effort to move them to Kakashi, whether to push him away or pull him closer neither of the two men could tell. Pushing his hips up again, his erection slid for a second against the silver haired man's skin leaving a small trail of pre-cum behind making Gai quiver in his bonds again, his feet searching for better purchase but failing due to the restraints around his ankles.

Purring, Kakashi licked the sore nipple that was quickly turning red. "Ah, look, you've got me sticky... I'll have to add that to your punishment." Kakashi removed his hand from Gai's erection, sliding it into the remains of the pant leg and down Gai's thigh. In another swift movement, he turned his nails downward, scratching upwards until his palm bumped against Gai's 'green beast' once more. Thin red welts were quickly showing where his nails had been.

The burning on his thigh did little to cool Gai's ardour, only fanning the flames higher mixing with the sweet pain that desire had flooded his body with. Like a flash the feeling travelled along his spine and a choked whine escaped only to be cut short by Gai biting his lips to keep silent.

A silver eyebrow quirked up. "Mmm, you like pain, do you?" Kakashi brought his thumb to his mouth, coating it with saliva before bringing his hand back down to the welt marks and running the slick digit across them. "I can get creative with that..."

Kakashi's spit soothed the red skin but only for a short time. Gai thought hazily about what the other man had said. He had never thought of himself as somebody who cloud derive sexual pleasure from pain, but then he had rarely thought of himself and sex in the same sentence anyway. Now, all thanks to the wanton creature that had replaced the regular everyday Kakashi he had known for over 20 years all that had changed. "That's ..not true..."He refuted the statement of his partner before another shiver forced him to clamp down on his lips again.

"Yeah?" Kakashi challenged, voice lazy. "You don't like this...?" He slid both hands up Gai's chest now, raking his nails back down again.

The man under Kakashi shook his head mutely. Gai did not dare open his mouth due to the wanton sounds that would otherwise fall from his lips. Instead he squirmed underneath Kakashi's weight fruitlessly trying to find some kind of friction for his hard on. "Only because it serves a purpose..." a whine cut him short as a breeze lightly blew over the scarlet trails on his chest.

Kakashi sat just high enough on Gai's hips to offer no relief. "Aaaah? What purpose is that?" Kakashi began to make patters with the scratches, entranced by the way the welts slowly appeared afterwards. He sighed after some time, though. "You know, this would be a lot easier if you weren't so damn HAIRY."

With his chest feeling as if it was on fire, while not completely unpleasant, it was unlikely to inspire much sympathy for Kakashi's plight in Gai. Added to that was the way his erection had remained unattended and all the silver haired ANBU got in a reply was a haughty sniff and the terse. "Well excuse me for my natural hair growth."

Kakashi mercilessly continued to ignore Gai's erection. "You could do something about it." Kakashi teased, pinching Gai's nipples. "Shaving isn't that hard. I do it all the time and I don't cut myself. Then again, you can be kind of clumsy..."

Paying only the minimum amount of attention to whatever Kakashi was blathering on about Gai attempted to buck his hips up and managed to jolt the man resting on top of him. "IF you're so much better then you do it." he growled in annoyance at not having been able to do anything to ease his needy erection, not really caring what he had just challenged the other man to.

Kakashi let out a startled yelp as he was shaken by Gai's movements, thankful he'd set the kunai on his bedside table once again. Slowly, another wicked smirk crossed Kakashi's face. "Aaaah, getting tense?" Kakashi's hand trailed back behind him, rubbing the skin around Gai's penis but not quite touching it. "We can't have that." he swung his leg over Gai again, moving off of his hips so he could sit beside the large man on the bed and lean over, taking the erection into his mouth just long enough to make it a horrible crime when he pulled away. Licking his lips, the smirk had not left Kakashi's face as he looked down to Gai. "I can hardly deny a challenge from my 'eternal rival', though."

And so Kakashi hopped off the bed and made for the door into the main room, only turning his head to say "Don't run off now." before he vanished outside of the bedroom to get up to some mischief.

Gai was a quivering mess when Kakashi left the room the fleeting touches and the short moment of ecstasy having notched up his desire even further. If he had been in his right mind he would have certainly worried about what Kakashi was planning, but at the moment all he wanted was for the other man to return and suck him again. Turning his head so that he could watch the door intently Gai waited.

Far too many minutes later, the door opened again and Kakashi came sauntering back in, carrying a small water basin and a few other things Gai could not see at that angle. Setting them down beside the table, they became visible. Bar soap, washcloth, the water basin, and, what Kakashi was holding in his hand, a man's shaving razor.

"I have an electric one." Kakashi explained as he returned to the bed once more to sit across Gai's hips, giving him a few quick strokes with the hand not holding the razor before he continued. "But I thought you might like this one better. The electric one nicks less."

Staring at the items in disbelieve it slowly dawned on Gai just what Kakashi was intending to do to him. "No...." he moaned in protest as the sliver haired man's hand stroked his shaft. " You can't mean that!" Despite his vocal denial his erection was unflagging and stood up proudly from its nest of raven curls.

"Mmm, don't be such a baby. You'll probably grow it all back in a week, anyway." Kakashi tugged a little harder on Gai's shaft for emphasis before letting go. "Now, if you don't hold still, this might cut you. We'll start on your chest to make sure you have it down, first, eh?" and that wicked grin showed Kakashi had no intention to stop at Gai's chest. Without waiting for a response, he set the razor aside on the table and began rubbing down Gai's chest with the soap and water.

Straining against the corded rope of his bonds in earnest Gai tried desperately to free himself, too proud and stubborn to beg Kakashi for a reprieve.

"Relaaax." Kakashi insisted, and at that moment his hands were firm but gentle, and if Gai could ignore what was sure to come next, it felt like a pleasurable massage, even.

Like a skittish colt Gai kept a wide eyed vigilance over Kakashi's actions, not ready to succumb to the pleasure his hands brought but also not completely able to resist the lure of those thin but strong and callused fingers gliding over his chest.

As much as Kakashi was sure Gai would like it, he didn't want the man to be cut up THAT much by the razor. He had to think of a way to get him to calm down... Glancing behind himself, Kakashi quickly got an idea. He gave Gai one long stroke with a still wet and soapy hand before scooting back, allowing Gai to rub against the cleft there. "That better, huh?" Kakashi asked before continuing, hoping that stimulation would calm Gai down.

While it did nothing to calm Gai's apprehension about Kakashi shaving him, it did serve as a perfect distraction to draw his attention away from anything that was located over the hips of either man and Gai's quite sigh of pleasure was more then enough proof that he was well and truly enthralled by the way his erection rubbed over the copy-nin's abused opening with small movements of his hips.

"That feels good, doesn't it?" Kakashi coaxed, slowly reaching beside him on the table and picking up the razor, careful to not disturb the 'trance'.

Another heartfelt sigh of pleasure was the only answer Kakashi received as Gai's dark eyes hid behind his lids leaving only a small edge of white to be seen, his hips continuing to rub his erection against Kakashi's bottom.

Placing one hand carefully on Gai's shoulder to pin the man down, Kakashi wetted the razor thoroughly, then brought it to Gai's chest to begin his work with a steady hand
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A small unhappy whine was Gai's reaction as he felt the blade glide over his skin leaving a swath of hairless skin behind, but the main point of his focus was still on how his and Kakashi's bodies met and slid against each other.

Kakashi let out a sigh of relief that Gai didn't buck and squirm when Kakashi began his work. Relaxing his grip on Gai's shoulder, Kakashi even whistled a jaunty tune as he resumed at a much more sedate pace, not stopping until Gai's chest was smooth and hairless.

The water and the loss of his terse hair cover had Gai shivering slightly the feeling of his naked skin completely new and extremely sensitive. "No more.." he pleaded.

"Oh, come on..." Kakashi teased, using the washcloth to wipe his chest clean of any remaining soapy residue, running his hands along the now smooth chest for extra emphasis. "A ninja should always be open to new experiences. I bet you haven't ever tried shaving there before, have you?" the glint in Kakashi's eyes suggested he was not talking about Gai's chest.

A bright blush covered Gai's cheeks as he turned his eyes away from Kakashi twitching from the feeling of his hands gliding over his chest. "No." he mumbled pressing his face into Kakashi's pillow as if he wished to smother himself.

Kakashi leaned down to kiss Gai's chest, rubbing back against his erection. "It'll be fun, and if you don't like it you don't have to ever do it again. I'll shave mine too if it makes you feel any better?"

Looking back at Kakashi at the double sensation Gai swallowed. "Fine." he submitted in the end deciding to place his faith concerning all this with Kakashi.

Kakashi smiled. Of course he'd get his way. He would have just done it, but it would be much easier without Gai struggling at the same time. "Want me to do mine first, or you want to get yours over with?" he asked.

A delicate shrug of the proud muscular shoulders was his answer. Gai really cared little about the sequence this would happen in. A lucky twist of his hips brought the head of his erection to rest against Kakashi's opening and he couldn‘t help nudging the slick head against the sensitive skin there, the tip sliding halfway into the still partially relaxed opening accompanied with a rattling groan from deep within Gai.

Kakashi hissed, riding the tip for a few seconds before pulling back. "Bad boy." Kakashi said, giving him a light slap across the chest. "Not yet."

Whining again at being denied again Gai squirmed unhappily in his bonds. "Not yet?"

"Not yet." Kakashi repeated, moving back -- over Gai's erection, no more friction from there anymore -- to sit between his legs as he grabbed the shaving supplies once more, starting to lather around his groin. "Not until I've had my fun."

Gai shook his head his short hair sticking to his sweaty forehead. "How is this fun?" he moaned wetting his lips.

"Having you completely at my mercy?" Kakashi suggested. Once Gai was sufficiently soaped up, he took up the razor once more. "Now, you did really well last time but I have to stress again, /stay still/. Now this is near some very sensitive areas and trust me you will not be happy if something gets nicked. Don't worry, though, I've done this before."

Irritated Gai tried to close his legs, his muscles standing in sharp relief on his legs as he tugged helplessly on his restraints. "Let me go!" he once again asked, faced with Kakashi putting a razor to his private area. "There is no point in this!"

Kakashi raised a delicate eyebrow. "Oh? What I heard was a challenge from you for me to do EXACTLY this." Using one of his arms to brace against Gai's hips and hold them in place, he carefully began his work again.

Biting his lips Gai's nostrils flared as he held his head up in an awkward position to be able to see exactly what Kakashi was doing. Not that he couldn't feel the metal scratch along his skin. He couldn't really remember a challenge about THIS but if Kakashi said there was he would believe his rival.

Kakashi was not lying when he said he had done this before - on both himself and others. Still, none of the other times were quite as much... fun. Never glancing up to Gai, focused on his work, Kakashi managed to make short work of the dark hair there without cutting Gai's skin even once. Still, when one is in fear of loosing something very important, even a few minutes can seem like forever, but finally Kakashi set the razor aside after rinsing it off and began to clean up the soapy residue that was left on Gai.

A sigh of relief was heard from Gai as it became apparent that Kakashi was finished and there had been no damage, letting his head fall back onto the pillow with a grunt. The sensation of a wet cloth gliding over his newly shaved skin had him tensing again, wriggling in an overload of sensations coming from that point.

Once Gai was nice and dry, Kakashi finally granted his wish from earlier and went down on Gai once more. His tongue glided over the smooth shaft, he kissed at the smooth skin around the base, sucked at the head... then pulled back once more. "Well, *I* need a shower." Kakashi sighed, moving off the bed and beginning to clean up the table where he had placed his equipment. "I'll be back in about... oh... twenty minutes or so. Wait for me, 'kay?" With a pleasant smile and a wiggle of fingers that served as a wave, Kakashi went into the bathroom and closed the door behind him.