Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Shikamaru and Temari Sitting in a tree... ❯ One-Shot

[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. It’s owned by Masashi Kishimoto.

Warning: This story is going to be a Shikamaru/Temari sex scene. So if you're underage, or don't like to read this stuff, then turn back. You've been properly and fairly warned.
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Shikamaru and Temari were on their way back to the Sand Village. Since they're allies they've been used as go-betweens. Especially during the twice yearly Chunin exams, this is a drag to begin with. Still, Temari really has gotten into Shikamaru. Shikamaru has gotten into her. However, he knew that Naruto was damned right about them being a couple. This irritated him to no end, but he had to do something about it. They were about halfway home between The Sand and Leaf Villages. This meant they'd have to camp out for a little bit.

"Well, this is troublesome," Shikamaru said.

"Yeah, how did Naruto figure us out so quickly?" Temari asked.

"It seemed that it happened two and a half years ago during the Chunin selection exams."

"Yeah, those were fun times right there."

"Seriously...when Tenten saw you she was ready to rip your throat out."

"Damn it she's still pissing on me for that?!"

"It doesn't matter since she's slept with Naruto, Kiba, Shino, and Rock Lee."

"Naruto, Kiba, and Shino I can understand...but Rock Lee, that’s just wrong," Temari said shaking her head.

"Well, Naruto's been luckier than the both of us combined," Shikamaru said.

"Don't tell me the kid's been getting lucky," Temari groaned.

"He has, with Ino, Tenten, Sakura, and Hinata...though he fucked up bad with her."

"What happened with that one?"

"Neji threatened his life, but the old man stopped it...he knows that Naruto's not the one to get riled up."

"Especially now that we know that he has that Kyubi inside of him."

"What about us...we're both unlucky as Tsunade's unlucky at strip poker."

"Hey, I have an idea, go gather up some firewood."

"I'm way ahead of you!"

Shikamaru then went and got some firewood. He also had a tent for the both of them, since he figured it was going to rain that night. It'd really be bothersome if they got drenched. Also, they knew they were near a river in case they needed to clean up. This is what Temari wanted to do before the sun went down. Temari went to the river, got naked, and bathed herself. Shikamaru then took a look from behind, and wow now he knows why Gaara would throw a fit if anybody hurt Temari.

'Damn...she's hot as hell!' Shikamaru thought. The tent in his pants made that point abundantly clear.

"What, are you looking at my ass?" Temari asked...catching the shadow manipulator off guard.

"Uh...well, you see..." Shikamaru then stumbled...even his dad had that much trouble with his mom.

"Oh, go start the fire; I'll be there in a minute...hottie."

Shikamaru got the hell out of there, and he went to start the fire. This was a lot worse than when he had to fight her. He knew of her strength. Hell he could had humiliated her at the exams with one hand to the pectoral, or to the crotch. Still, he was thinking three moves ahead of her. In this case, he decided to do it the simple way. Still, he wondered what it'd be like to make love for the first time. However, he wasn't that far from the river where he saw Temari get out...and was in awe of her body.

'Damn, I need to get relief!' Shikamaru then thought.

"Hey I'm back," Temari said as she got dried off, and dressed.

"I'm going to bathe," Shikamaru said. "If you want to eat, the food's in my pack."

"Alright, don't be long, the sun is getting low."

"I'll be back in a few minutes,"

'Damn, I know he's been staring at my body...and he needs to get off,' Temari thought.

'Man she's got me lead like mom has dad lead,' Shikamaru then said.

He got naked and he went into the river to bathe. He saw his dick just standing at attention. There was no way he was going to beat off. He left that for Naruto and the rest of them. Hell, he's seen Saskue a load in Orochimaru's mouth one time. In his eyes...he'd rather face Gaara before he became the Kazekage of the Sand Village. He got out and he got dried and dressed. Still his tent in his pants was very high and visible.

"It seems your little friend wants to come out and play," Temari said, as she poked the fire with a stick.

"I got a bucket of water so we can put it out in the morning," Shikamaru then said.

"That's a good idea."

"Well, it seems that we're in a bit of a bind tonight."

"I don't know, but it should be a quiet night...if no Sound Village ninja try to destroy us."

"Hell, Orochimaru's not the best one to carry out an attack."

"You're right, but he's not the one to be taken lightly."

"That I know, he's killed off one Hokage already...and played God to bring back two more."

"Well, if they are, we'd have to take 'em out with no help."

"Yep, now...let's eat and get inside the tent...it'll be a long cold night."

Shikamaru then nodded, and he and Temari ate. They both ate their favorite foods. However, when it came time for night to fall...Shikamaru cursed since he only packed one sleeping bag. However, Temari took this opportunity to be near Shikamaru. Well, it was something that she really knew she wanted. She looked to him and she took his hand.

"Hey, we don't have to sleep separately," Temari then said.

"We'll have to share a sleeping bag," Shikamaru then said.

'Good, If I can get him to sleep naked with me, it's a score,' Temari thought.

'If I can get her to sleep naked with me, it'd be a big score!' Shikamaru thought. 'However, I'd better let her make the first move.'

"Hey, would you mind if I slept naked?" Temari asked.

"Actually, that'd be alright with me," Shikamaru said...truthfully.

"Good, on one condition...you sleep naked too," Temari then reversed.

'Damn, I best accept, or I'm fucked...I did bring some fresh condoms just in case,' Shikamaru thought. 'Thanks for that advice, Naruto.'

'It's a damned good thing I packed fresh, unhampered condoms,' Temari thought. 'Thanks for the advice, Naruto.'

"Well, I'll accept your terms," Shikamaru then said aloud.

"Good, we're going to have a good time tonight," Temari blurted out...then blushed when she heard herself.

"You're right, a better time than Kankuro," Shikamaru said with a smile.

"Well, my brother is a worse jackass than Naruto."

They both got into the tent, and into the sleeping bag. Shikamaru then got undressed, and his dick was still standing at attention. Temari was already naked, and she was getting wet. They both saw each other, and from what Kiba told Shikamaru, it's best to start the foreplay right away. His hand already went between Temari's legs and started her to moan and groan. She then put her hand on Shikamaru's already stiff member and massages it.

"D-damn, you have a soft touch," Temari then moaned out.

"You have a soft touch yourself," Shikamaru said with a smile.

"Is this what it's like for the foreplay?"

"I guess so...I got my advice from a person who's probably as horny as Akamaru."

"Let me guess, Kiba told you?"

"Well, that...and he lifted his sister's dirty comics."

"Whatever, you're doing very well."

"Let's get this foreplay over with...I'm not the kind to want to make this much of an effort."

"You're right on this one...you have a condom?

"I do," Shikamaru then said as he pulled it out, "I never leave home without 'em."

"Well, speak of the devil, I have some too."

"They say both sides should practice safe sex and use a condom."

"I'll use the boy's condom thank you very much."

"Yeah, those female condoms are such a drag."

Temari smiled, as they both took a condom out...however, Temari had a better idea. She's heard from Sakura that it wouldn't be so nice if they both used a condom. Shikamaru opened up his with ease, and he saw Temari didn't want to open up hers. He figured it'd be troublesome for her so he didn't push the issue. However, he did make it known that this kind of condom was for Temari.

"These are the 'ribbed for her pleasure,' style of condom," Shikamaru said.

"Well, for a person who don't want to take any extra effort, you got this down packed."

"For your pleasure, I got to get this exactly right."

Shikamaru then invited Temari to his side of the sleeping bag, and she sat on top of his dick. She then started to ride him slowly. She moaned and groaned because of his motions, and the ribbed condoms. She then cupped, and rubbed her tits, and got Shikamaru to touch them as well. They're large and soft...and nice to look at. they then switched positions...with him behind her, and he's getting her pussy from behind.

"Oh, that feels good!" Shikamaru then moaned from the pleasure.

"Shit, you're making me very hot!" Temari then moaned.

"Your tits are so big, and soft!"

"Your dick is so big and huge!"

Shikamaru then sucked on her left tit, and this caused her pleasure to go up 1,000 fold. He continued to pound her hard and fast. Temari was moaning and groaning. Then Temari then got on all fours to get it on doggy style. Shikamaru knew these techniques by watching one of Hana's badly produced porno films. He went in and he pounded her hard and fast. Temari yelled out of pain as Shikamaru took her womanhood...and he stopped for a moment. He saw a little blood, and heard her crying.

"D-did I hurt you?" Shikamaru then asked.

"I am...you just took my womanhood...am I bleeding back there?" Temari wondered.

"Yeah, you're bleeding just a little bit," Shikamaru said. 'Damn, Naruto was right...girls are very sensitive!' he then thought.

'Wow, he's getting adjusted just for me...he really does care,' Temari then thought.

"Hey, are you alright to go at it again?" Shikamaru then asked.

"Give me a minute," Temari answered.

Temari then got used to Shikamaru's size. She's seen most of Shikamaru's friends naked. She'd had to admit, that Shikamaru and Naruto were the biggest sizes she knew. Still, after she got adjusted, she let Shikamaru finish his job. He then went hard and fast inside of her...causing her to moan and groan loudly from the tent.

"OH GOD, SHIKAMARU FUCK ME!" Temari ordered.

"Your wish is my command!" Shikamaru said as he pulled out, turned her on her back, and re-inserted inside of her. He went hard and fast, and was moaning and groaning. Temari was moaning so loudly, that they really didn't know that they'd attracted the attention of Naruto and Gaara...who just were looking for them. This time however, Temari and Shikamaru were very close.

"I'M GONNA CUM!" Temari yelled.

"Get ready, because here I come!" Shikamaru said.

They both had one hell of an orgasm. Not bad for their first time. They both decided that that'd better get dressed. It'd be a bit cold to be out there. Still, the next morning, they both woke up...to find Naruto and Gaara there. Naruto finally had proof that these two were dating. Gaara however, knew that Shikamaru would be the best one for Temari.

"Well," Naruto said, "I knew we'd find you here."

"Oh crap...how long was you here?" Temari asked.

"We were here all night...and the fire was warm," Naruto answered.

"Damn, this is troublesome," Shikamaru then said.

"Not quite," Naruto said, "did she smack you in the face?"

"No, she and I just went at it."

Naruto just nodded, and Gaara decided that he'd rather have Shikamaru and Naruto give him some pointers. Still, Temari and Shikamaru threatened death to Naruto if he said anything. It was the best night of their life, and best of all...they weren't like Naruto and the rest. This relationship started to bud from here on out.