Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ SNJ VS Weaselboy ❯ SNJ VS Weaselboy ( One-Shot )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

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SNJ vs Weaselboy






"Y-yabai…" Naruto winced. Itachi and Kisame cornered him at a forest clearing. A turn of tides, the Ero-sennin wasn't there to help him this time…

'W-what am I going to do!? Is this the end!?' Naruto thought as he shifted under the heavy silence.

"Hey kid, you better come with us if you don't want to die…" Kisame said with a pinch f humor in his voice. He was mocking him… and Naruto didn't like it one bit. He knew he was going to die if he lunged at them…

Naruto started to sweat like mad, his mind, searching for options. 'I can't die here now! I must… I will become Hokage! I've got to fight with my best!!' Suddenly, a strange mischievous grin appeared on Naruto's face as he thought this.

Alarmed, Itachi quickly activated his Sharingan. Naruto was performing hand seals and an evident smirk can be seen from Kisame's face.

"Eh? What now?" Kisame said, anticipating action.


*poof*


In a flash, Kisame was unconscious. His blood was pouring like a river... he probably can't breath because of that. Kisame lay on the ground, twitching, dying… from nosebleed. Naruto activated his undefeated technique - 'Sexy no Jutsu'!!

"Silly kid" Naruto was confused, his undefeated 'Sexy no Jutsu' didn't work? "Heh… I just want you to know that my Sharingan can see through petty henge's like yours…" Itachi said walking towards the now trembling Naruto.

'K-kuso! It didn't work!! … I-I can't die!' Mustering all the charka he can (and even some from the Kyuubi ) Naruto shouted…


"Multi-Harem no Jutsu!!"


In an instant, the small clearing was flooded with a thousand Sexy no Jutsu clones. "Attack!!" And with that, the clones glomped Itachi like a fangirl would to Sasuke.

"Insolent Fool!" A nova of black flame shot out from Itachi and, just as quick as they came, the clones vanished…

Naruto was truly scared. He felt his knees give way… death was coming. He closed his eyes waiting for the impact…

But… in what he expected as a cold blade, or a hard knuckle… was only… a soft, gentle… kiss.

His mind registered this pretty slowly… he thought for a moment, that he died and went to heaven. He clenched his fist and felt the grass… 'Eh? Grass!!??' Upon realization, his eyes shot open. He saw Itachi picking up Kisame and had his back turned against Naruto.

"Let me tell you this Naruto… Akatsuki members never carry out a mission alone." With Kisame on his back, he moved towards the dumbfounded Naruto and whispered…

Naruto blushed at his comment. Itachi backed away and prepared to leave.

"Ja… matta ne… Naru-chan." And with a *poof* they disappeared leaving a confused Naruto.

Naruto averted back into his normal form. He sat there, still dumbfounded about his near-death experience… but mostly about Itachi's words.

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A/N: hay... my friend said to leave the last sentence (is that even a sentence? O__o;;) as it is. She said 'To make the readers think'... anyway, suggestions for the last sentence is nice. review.