Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ So Last Week ❯ Chapter 1

Author's note, DUCK! Oh, I so could not help myself here. Being the rabid fangirl I am, this is my first shot at Yaoi. Reviews much appreciated and I shall give a cookie to the reviewers. Everybody wants a cookie. I have no idea what inspired this. I just came up with this in the middle of my half year exams and said, “Oh, I think I'll do a smutty story between Naru-chan and Sasu-kun”

 

Bless my hentai, hentai fangirl mind and all it's occupants! (Mainly being me XD)

 

Disclaimer: I do not own Sasuke nor Naruto. If I did, I would not be writing smutty stores about them. I'd be making them act them out. XD

 

So last week

By Shiny

 

The door to Naruto's apartment flew open with an inhuman force. The blonde entered, covered in mud and dirt and slammed the door behind him. Unfortunately, Sasuke's face was behind him, so the Uchiha received a face full of polished wood.

 

Growling, Sasuke peeled his face off the door and glared at Naruto. The blonde laughed guiltily, rubbing the back of his head. The blonde mumbled a quick apology and trudged over to the kitchen.

 

He collapsed next onto the couch, kicking his feet up on the coffee table. Crusts of dirt fell off his boots onto the table, covering his scrolls and shurikan.

 

Sasuke found his way over to the couch and plopped down next to Naruto. They had both, along with Sakura, been put through an intense training session with Kakashi and were exhausted. Although Sakura had gone home, Sasuke opted for the closest residence, which just so happened to be the blonde ninja's place.

 

“You're getting dirt all over your scrolls, baka,” Sasuke drawled, mildly picking at the layers of scrolls on the table.

 

“Oh, shut it,” Naruto muttered, exhausted. “Why the hell are you here anyway?”

 

Sasuke, closing the distance between the two, pulled Naruto's face inches from his. He smirked, and as he talked, Naruto found himself staring intently at the Uchiha's lips.

 

“Why? Am I making you nervous?” he purred.

 

Subconsciously, Naruto licked his lips. Naruto quickly pulled away, blushing and muttering something about training. Sasuke's smirk grew wider as he watched the flurry he had put the blonde ninja in.

 

Naruto eventually found his coherency and retorted with “Shut the hell up!”

 

Real witty there, Naruto

 

Sasuke, covered with an equal layer of grime and dirt, began to fidget. Naruto, who mad moved away from the Uchiha to the other side of the couch, fidgeted with his fingers.

 

Sasuke slid closer to the blonde until they were inches from touching. Daringly, Sasuke placed a hand on Naruto's thigh, making the poor ninja jump sky high.

 

“What. The. Hell. Are. You. Doing?” the blonde grit out, not turning a colour to rival Sakura's hair.

 

“Being friendly,” the older ninja purred. “Unlike you seem to be.”

 

“Perhaps I would be if you could keep your hands off me,” Naruto growled, now a brilliant shade of ruby.

 

“Oh, but I don't find much fun if I did that,” the Uchiha purred, gently squeezing his thigh muscle.

 

He felt the blonde flinch as he began to trace circles on the younger ninja's thigh. He noticed the odd look on Naruto's face, and also that the blonde hadn't tried to push him off.

 

Sasuke leant closer and whispered into his ear, “What's wrong, Urusatonkachi? You look a little…” he moved his hand further up and squeezed his inner thigh, “… flushed.”

 

Naruto, now the colour of Sakura's dress, squirmed and made a noise similar to a pur in the back of his throat. He quickly covered his mouth, shocked by himself. He looked at Sasuke, how was grinning.

 

Naruto jumped up, flustered and blushing, and mumbled something about getting drinks, leaving a very smirking Sasuke.

 

Naruto, now determined to get back at the Uchiha, stood in the kitchen, plotting, while Sasuke sat smugly on the couch, covered in mud and grime.

 

Sasuke was lost in his own thoughts when Naruto re-entered. He quickly looked up and found Naruto holding two drinks. He placed one on the table, while he stood to drink his own.

 

Sasuke took the drink and downed half of it. He looked up quizzically at Naruto, who was looking at him intensely. The look only intensified as Naruto stopped right in front of him and looked down.

 

“What?” Sasuke asked, puzzled.

 

Naruto said nothing, but just leaned down and captured Sasuke's mouth in his own. The kiss didn't last long, just long enough to create a reaction.

 

It was Naruto's turn to smirk now.

 

Sasuke looked at him like a cow looks at an oncoming train, narrow black eyes blinking stupidly.

 

“Just a little pay back,” the blonde said.

 

Naruto winked as he walked off to the bathroom, intent on washing the grime off him. He closed the bathroom door, not bothering to lock it. He would thank himself for that later on.

 

Naruto turned the faucets, and it wasn't long before steamed fogged the glass of the shower and the mirror. Naruto peeled off his clothes and slid into the shower.

 

The hot water caressed his skin, washing the mud out of his blonde tresses. Naruto nursed the few injuries he received from the training earlier that day and tried to therapeutically steam soak out the aches in his muscles.

 

The blonde, relax into a stupor, jumped violently when he heard the bathroom door open. Since there was only one other person in the apartment, he ruled it down to that it was Sasuke who entered the bathroom. And if he was right, which he knew he was (He'd know that chakra anywhere), Sasuke was here to continue their little game.

 

“You know, foreplay is so last week,” Naruto commented idly.

 

“Is that right?” a voice responded.

 

Naruto wondered if it was the steam or did Sasuke sound sexier right now. Naruto stopped his musings as he heard a pair of feet pad across the tiled floor.

 

“It's not nice to peek on people, Sasuke-teme,” Naruto snorted, throwing a washcloth over the top of the shower door to where Sasuke was standing.

 

“If you're that offended by it, you should come out here and slap me then,” Sasuke said, voice purring.

 

“Are you asking me to smack you?” Naruto snorted.

 

“That depends,” Sasuke purred as he stuck his head into the shower at eye level. “Do I get to respond?”

 

Naruto replied, trailing a finger along the high collar of his shirt, “Hmm, only if you promise to be gentle.”

 

Sasuke smirked. The blonde truly amazed him sometimes. He could be timid one moment and bold the next. The Uchiha had truly never met someone like Naruto before. Thank Kami he had now!

 

“Don't tempt me, Naruto. Or I may just throw all sensibility into the wind and have my way with you here and now,” the Uchiha mumbled, lips mere inches away from the blonde's.

 

“You never heard me say no!” Naruto pulled him into the shower, amazed that he actually managed to pull the older, and much more powerful, boy into the shower with him.

 

The water trailed down Sasuke's clothed form, revealing a huge smirk on the Uchiha's lips.

 

“You realise that you've just condemned yourself to a round of mind-fucking sex in the shower, yes?”

 

“Yes, I do very much,” Naruto panted.

 

XxX

Smut warning. Read no further if a Uke Naruto offends you. You may never look at showers the same again.

XxX

 

Naruto had to admit, he wasn't thinking much when he pulled the Uchiha prodigy into the shower with him, because peeling off the layers of clothing on the now wet Uchiha was now much more bothersome than if he were dry. Naruto wasn't given much more time to focus on that thought.

 

Lips crashed onto his and he was slammed against the shower wall. Naruto gasped, and Sasuke ran his tongue over his lips and teeth, eliciting a shudder and a pur from Naruto.

 

Sasuke's body pressed flat against Naruto's, while Naruto tried vainly to pull the shirt off him. Smirking, Sasuke back off the blonde a bit to allow him to remove his dark blue shirt. The loud thud of the now heavy garment echoed through the bathroom as it fell to the floor.

 

Naruto soon found himself pressed back against the shower screen with a very horny Sasuke devouring him. Naruto vainly tugged on the other boy's shorts as Sasuke started on his tanned chest.

 

The raven-haired boy ignored Naruto's tugs and licked a trail down the blonde's chest. Naruto moaned, hands threading though Sasuke's wet hair. Sasuke continued licking and nibbling down his chest and stomach, only stopping to place small kisses to his thigh.

 

Naruto gasped as Sasuke nipped on his inner thigh, lapping up the small amount of blood now pooling from the wound. Naruto tugged him back up and kissed him hard, tongue slipping into the older ninja's mouth.

 

Sasuke's hands grasped his hair as Naruto began to work on Sasuke's white shorts, which for some reason, he now found offending. The blonde had to admit, he was having a grand time playing `undress the Sasuke' and wondered what Kakashi-sensei would say if he saw how his students were `getting along'.

 

“So Sasuke,” Naruto grinned against the other's mouth. “Neither boxes nor briefs?”

 

“I prefer a certain sense of freedom,” came throaty reply.

 

“I can tell,” Naruto purred, grinding against Sasuke.

 

“You know, if you keep acting this sexy you can kiss foreplay goodbye,” Sasuke smirked, nibbling on his jaw line.

 

“Don't you remember?” Naruto panted out, “Foreplay is so last week.”

 

He reached up and tangled his hands in Sasuke's inky locks as the Uchiha continued to suckle on that oh so sensitive spot where his shoulders meet his neck.

 

“Hmm, you did say that, didn't you? Then allow me to skip the pleasantries.” The Uchiha's voice was devious from intention. He knew that voice, that sex laced tone.

That voice surprised Naruto, but he wasn't slow to respond as the Uchiha slammed back against the glass pane. Naruto wrapped his legs around Sasuke's waist and locked his ankles.

 

Now eye level, Naruto shifted hotly, feeling Sasuke's harness against his own. Naruto didn't find time for words as Sasuke pulled him into a vicious kiss. Sasuke muffled all responses from the blonde as he ground his hips harder into the boy.

Naruto felt Sasuke claw at his hips, begging him to loosen so he could position the blonde. Naruto loosened his hold a little and the Uchiha slid into place. Their eyes clashed, full of wanton need.

“Say the word,” Sasuke panted, almost whispered.

Naruto knew he was waiting for him to be ready, but hell sometimes the blonde liked surprises.

“Word,” Naruto ground out.

The sense of pain Naruto felt while training didn't even hold a candle to this. He clenched his eyes shut as the searing pain spread through his body like wildfire. For a moment, the blonde saw patches of white when he opened his eyes.

Naruto breathed deeper as Sasuke moved deeper into him, seemingly tearing apart the younger ninja. The pain was hot and almost unbearable to the point where it wracked Naruto's body with a shudder of pleasure.

Naruto heard Sasuke's ragged breaths join him own as the tow took a moment to breath. Sasuke's alabaster skin was flushed and hot, just as Naruto's was. Sasuke let out the lowest pitch moan Naruto had ever heard, making Naruto feel hotter, if possible.

“Kami, you're so tight,” Sasuke moaned as he leaned down to suck on the blonde's neck.

Naruto was speechless for one. He was too mind-fucked to produce anything other than a groan. Sasuke moved against Naruto, slowly and painfully so that Naruto couldn't hold back the moans. What Sasuke was doing to Naruto was incredible to the point that the blonde thought he was going to black out.

Sasuke fastened his pace, sending the blonde yelping in pain and pleasure. The water turned cold but neither of the boys noticed. To them it was still boiling. Sasuke's mouth continued to dance over Naruto's neck.

Sasuke quickened his pace again, and Naruto wailed. He had hit that oh so sweet spot that sent white spots dancing in front of Naruto's eyes. Sasuke, the quick learner he was, learnt how to move just right and he did it again.

Naruto gripped Sasuke's shoulders with a force that he was sure would leave marks weeks later. Sasuke repeated his later actions and Naruto's breath hitched. Naruto could feel Sasuke's ragged breath on his shoulder.

The raven-haired boy increased his pace and Naruto hung onto him like a lifeline. Sasuke was repeatedly hitting that spot, harder and harder, causing Naruto to lose all brain functions.

A scream began to form in Naruto's throat as he hit that pure bliss, but it died down into a whimper as he came so hard that he thought he would go into cardiac arrest. There were some beautiful star on the ceiling of that bathroom at the moment, and Naruto had no idea that they came in so many colours.

With one last thrust; Sasuke followed Naruto's lead, his voice deafened by the breath-stealing kiss they were still engaged in. Naruto's arms were wrapped so tightly around Sasuke that the blonde was worried he would choke the other ninja.

One of Sasuke's hands released Naruto and supported himself against the tiles. Carefully, he pulled out the blonde and placed him back on his feet. They were still lost in that blissful feeling that Naruto was unsure as to how the water was switched off.

They leant on each other, regaining their breaths. Naruto placed his forehead aginst Sasuke's and the two of them smiled. Not grinned or smirked, smiled. It was a sweet moment between the two ninja, one rarely shared between any lovers.

Suddenly, Naruto and Sasuke's minds went into panic mode. Not because of the amazing experience in the shower, but because of that curious voice calling out through Naruto's apartment.

“Naruto-kun?”

Shit. Sakura