Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Sobriquet ❯ Nickname ( One-Shot )

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto and its characters

AN: Just a drabble. ONESHOT. And to the readers of Shards…. Sorry, I have a writer's block. I'll update after my friend gives me inspiration for the scenes.

Sobriquet

"Dobe."

<heated glare> "Shut up, bastard."

<stares> "Dobe."

<dodges then smirks> "Stupid, you won't hit me that way."

<punches him> "Well, it sure looks like i did."

<blinks>

"Sasuke?"

<Looks toward the window to see two smoke trails coming towards the Uchiha house and blinks again>

<ear twitches as he hears distant voices screaming "Sasuke-kun" then sweatdrops> "Sakura…"

"… and Ino…" <…>

"I should leave."

<blinks> "Why?"

"I really don't think that they'd be happy to see me."

"…"

"Stop staring, bastard."

"Why?"

"Why what?"

"Leave?"

"They hate me."

"No."

"They would after they see me here…"

<raise eyebrow>

<rolls eyes> "They would."

"Afraid?" <smirks>

"If faced with those two? Yes!!!"

"Oh?"

"I'm more afraid of them. They're scarier than Orochimaru."

<sweatdrops> "Fine."

<opens the door then stares surprised>

"What is it, dobe?" <looks over at what surprised Naruto>

"Sasuke-kun… you and Naruto…" <After saying thus, the two girls fainted with matching nosebleeds.>

<blinks then looks behind him> "You forgot to pull on your top."

<smirks> "You like me this way…"

"Yes."

"…" <smirks before pulling the other boy inside and locking the door>

<gulps as he sees the predatory glint in Sasuke's eyes> "No!!! Iruka-sensei is going to visit. I have to be there…"

"I doubt Kakashi would like that." <pulls him towards the stairs>

<blinks innocently> "What?"

<stares> "You don't know?"

"Kakashi and Iruka-sensei? That explains lots."

"…"

"Iruka-sensei keeps on blushing whenever Kakashi pulls an appearance."

"..."

<laughs evilly> "Blackmail material"

"Kakashi will kill you…"

"No, he won't. Iruka-sensei would be mad if he does, so he won't."

"…" Not to mention that I would as well…

"Sasuke?"

"Hn."

"I should leave."

<blinks> "Dobe."

<glares> "Stop calling me that!!!"

"Dobe."

<frustrated sigh> "Why do you keep on calling me that?!!!!!!!!!"

<smirks> "Nickname."

Owari.

AN: Pointless fic. Oneshot. Like it? Hate it? Review.