Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Spin the Bottle in Naruto ❯ Chapter Two ( Chapter 2 )

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Naruto: Gaara!!! Kankurou was just messing around!

Gaara: Did I ask you…Naruto?

*Gaara sends sand clones after Kankurou, who is screaming bloody murder*

Kankurou: AHHHHHHHHH! Please somebody help me!!!

Shikamaru: I have a plan! And Lee, I'm going to need your help, unless you would enjoy my bloody splattering all over the room.

Lee: I'm here and I'll give you a hand Shikamaru!

Shikamaru: Hey Gaara-chan!!! You are a blood-thirsty little psycho midget who needs to go to a mental institution for therapy!!!

Gaara: You---!!! *Gaara's eyes flash red*

Shikamaru: Oh shit…

*Gaara is momentarily distracted until Lee tackles him to the floor and ties him up tightly with ropes*

Lee: I got him Shikamaru!!! Are you sure he wont still try and kill us?

Neji: More than likely Lee…so make sure he's tied up tight…

Gaara: I'll kill all of you when I get loose…

Temari: Gaara…promise you will not attempt to kill anyone and we'll release you…please, for your sister?

Gaara: ……Fine…but next time I will kill him…

*Lee unties Gaara and leaps away extra fast*

Hinata: Gaara is scary…

Kiba: No kidding, Hinata-chan.

Naruto: Can we start playing again or not!!?

*They all sit down in a circle again and Sakura spins the bottle…it lands on…*

Sakura: …Lee?!…oh dear God no…first Gaara and now this…are the God's testing me???

Neji: More than likely Sakura…

Lee: *shoves Neji out of the way* YES!!! Gai-sensei will be so proud!!! I have

achieved my first kiss!!!

Neji: *scowls* Hn…

Ino: Pucker up, Forehead girl!

Naruto: NOOOOOOOO!

Sakura: Lets just get it over with…*sighs resignedly*

*Lee kisses Sakura, who is obviously trying to pull away, and while Lee is leaning into the kiss and she is pulling away they topple onto the ground*

Ino: Hahahah! He's trying to make-out with her! Go Lee!

Gaara: That's pathetic…she obviously enjoyed the kiss I gave her…

Shino: Does that mean you also enjoyed it, Gaara?

Gaara: Hmph…shut up…

Shino: I've hit a nerve…*shoves sunglasses further up his nose*

Chouji: That looks nasty…I hope I don't have to do that.

Shikamaru: Before the nights over, you probably will Chouji.

Chouji: Ewwwwww…yuck. *shoves chips in his mouth*

*Suddenly, Naruto grabs Lee and throws him off of Sakura who has gone temporarily unconscious*

Lee: Ahhh, such bliss…it was nice while it lasted…someone else may spin the bottle, I am happy with this…*Lee passes out*

Naruto: Alright! I'm spinning it this time!!! I've waited a long time!

*Naruto spins the bottle and it lands on…*

Naruto: …Hinata-chan? Wow…I didn't…expect that…

Hinata: *blush* Naruto-kun…

Shino: …Be gentle…Naruto…

Gaara: Oh so you like that female Hyuuga? Why don't you kiss her instead? *looks over at Shino*

Shino: * twitch* Be quiet…

Gaara: No…

Temari: Be quiet the both of you, their trying to kiss!

Gaara & Shino: …Fine…

*Naruto leans forward and gives Hinata a quick kiss, but Hinata is emboldened and pulls him closer and they topple to the floor*

Shino: This isn't happening…no…

Neji: It is Shino, it is…*smirks*

Kiba: I never knew Hinata had it in her…wow…

Kankurou: Their obviously busy…someone spin the bottle…

Ten-Ten: Ooh! Let me do it!!!

Okay people I hope you liked that second chapter! It's only going to get funnier from here so I hope you enjoyed it!