Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Spying is Fun!!! ❯ Spying is Fun!!! ( Chapter 1 )

 isclaimer: Heck. If I did own it, I would have made Sasuke and Naruto do it in the third episode… Spying is fun!

Sasuke and Naruto had just finished their sparring session. The boys were both so wet and sticky. (A/N: not like that yah pervs :waves fist: ) And it was really hot. And by hot, I mean scorching hot!

“Ne, Sasuke. Imma gonna go home and take a shower. See yah tomorrow.”

“Hn.”

Naruto’s eyes narrowed.

“I’ll take that as a yes.” And then he was gone.

Meanwhile Sasuke was still just being Sasuke…and he just…stood there…it looks like he’s smirking! And not one of those regular trademark Uchiha smirks, but a smirk of mischief! Let’s see what’s going on in his head, hm?

Naruto, Naruto Naruto, my poor little innocent and kawaii dobe… Inner Sasuke cooed. All of a sudden Inner Sasuke, whispered something into the real Sasuke‘s ear. Sasuke let out a very scary laugh…like the one’s the villains do when trouble starts a brewing! He smirked even wider and then began to walk off in the direction Naruto went, failing to sense a certain jounin that started to trail him.

“Hmm…let’s see…I need to get some of this and some of that…” Naruto trailed off and looked behind him. He had the strangest feeling he was being watched. He shrugged and began taking off his jacket.

Somehow Sasuke managed to find a tree right outside Naruto’s bathroom window. It was like the tree was put there on purpose or something. Or at least that’s what Sasuke thought. As soon as got up close enough to the window Sasuke began drooling at the site of his blond dobe stripping. He currently had a box of tissues in his pack, ready to be taken out incase he needed him. Which at this point came in handy since Naruto just took off his boxers…Sasuke’s blood literally shot out of his nose like a fountain. This is the hottest thing ever! He thought and Inner Sasuke was preoccupied by doing back flips in his impure and pervy mind.

“Hello Sasuke-kun, whatcha doing!”

Sasuke froze, was that Kakashi? He turned around to meet his teacher face to face.

“Just enjoying…Uhh…the view of Naruto’s as- I mean apartment…yeah.”

“Then why do you have a tissue box in your hand and why is your nose blee-”

Kakashi was cut off as a flying sandal hit Sasuke square in the face. The sandal slowly slid off and left a nasty red imprint on Sasuke’s flawless face.

“SASUKE- TEME! YOU SPYING PERV! JUST WAIT TILL I GET OUT OF THE SHOWER! YOU’RE IN FOR A LOT OF TROUBLE!” Ah, yes…Naruto probably told the whole village of their current dilemma at that moment…

Turning to Kakashi, who had no idea what was coming, pushed him out of the tree. Sasuke watched as his sensei fell head first into the ground with a sickening thud.

“Oww. Sasuke-kun! That was mean!” Kakashi said painfully sitting up, he looked back up into the spot Sasuke was occupying.

“You deserve it…baka. And it shouldn’t be that bad for you since you are a jonin.”

Kakashi pouted slightly then decided to take his leave. Besides he had a certain dolphin that he promised himself he would molest before the day was over.

Sasuke sighed…and wondered if all this was really worth it in the end. And as if it was fate, Naruto came outside and jumped into the tree with only his towel on. Sasuke then thought that the person from above was giving him a second chance, till Naruto kicked him in the groin.

Another attempt at writing something short and funny! Well whaddya think of this one, hm?