Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Strange Love ❯ Chapter 3

Strange Love 3 - Linger by the Lake

 

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Kakuzu was raging. With every step that he and Hidan took away from the inn anger built in him greater that before. Why did he have to be paired up with a complete imbecile? Was the leader daft these days?

 

Kakuzu did admit that Hidan's mysteriously strange immortality did hold great possibilities for several situations, but still, weren't there minimum guidelines for intelligence for all members of Akatsuki?

 

Hidan, wisely on his part, had been almost silent the entire time that they had run away from the inn where the strange ninjas had ambushed them. He knew that Kakuzu was mad for some reason, and even a little comment might set off the extremely dangerous missing-nin.

 

“Hey Kakuzu!” Hidan began to say, after they had made it safely to the outskirts of town. Kakuzu must have wanted to avoid all attention for a while.

 

“What?” Contempt flattened Kakuzu's voice.

 

“I um…need to wash myself somewhere.” Hidan was trying very hard not to laugh at Kakuzu's tone.

 

“You need to wash yourself?” Kakuzu asked, stopping midtrack.

 

Hidan pointed to various spots on his body. Dry blood trailed off from his head in dirty red streaks and parts of his clothes were singed from the fire. “I don't know how your clothes were not affected, but I need to was off a bit. Be strange if someone spotted a bloody man walking, not wouldn't it?” Hidan suggested.

 

Kakuzu gave Hidan a quick glance. “Fine. We're almost near the lake anyways.”

 

“Aren't there people near the lake? That's where the ruins are located around right?” Hidan asked.

 

The question surprised Kakuzu. He hadn't expected Hidan to think that, or even remember anything he had said. Perhaps the immortal wasn't as idiotic as he first supposed.

 

“No. The ruins have been cordoned off from the general public ever since they were discovered. The town is waiting for an envoy from the main village to arrive and inspect the village to evacuate any artifacts or such. After that, they also have to disable any booby-traps that might be there before any tourists can go.”

 

“Ahhh.” Hidan said. “Perfect then. I'll just need to wash myself off then we can have a little look-see around.”

 

“Hmph. I really needed you to tell me that.” Kakuzu interjected. “Did you know that you killed someone who could have told us why they were after us?”

 

Hidan blanched. “Woops. I owe you one then.”

 

“Next time, try not to kill everyone unless I say so.”

 

“That's going to be hard.” Hidan said. “The script of jashin says no one must be left alive. It's sacred, ya know.”

 

“I don't care if anything is sacred.” Kakuzu sneered back. “Think before you do anything. You could have cost us, cost me, the mission.”

 

“It's not like I didn't know that there was something going on.” Hidan said, offended by Kakuzu's grade on his intelligence. “But it's hard to not want to get revenge. Especially when you had to pull out three kunai from your own head and endure being burned alive. Not much fun.”

 

Kakuzu snorted. “I bet you enjoyed it.”

 

Hidan smiled devilishly. “Perhaps I did?”

 

He sighed and shook his head. This idiot never took anything seriously. “We still have to figure out who is after us and how they found us.”

 

“Perhaps they were ordered to find `a guy in a black coat with red clouds' or something to that extent. You're practically a walking target with that thing on!” Hidan suggested, referring to Kakuzu's Akatsuki cloak that he always wore.

 

“It's sign of pride. Only the strongest can wear this. You'll learn to wear it sooner or later.”

 

“Doubt it.

 

Before they situation degenerated into another argument, the two finally reached the lake. Sparks of sunlight reflected off it's near-perfect surface, and the lake itself was a natural deep blue, testament to the beauty that nature could exhibit.

 

And naturally, Hidan yelled `WOOT' after stripping naked from his clothes, and diving headfirst into the pristine waters.

 

Kakuzu watched from the embankment as Hidan stripped and rushed into the lake. He didn't want to, but he wasn't able to tear his eyes away from the tight, lean body that Hidan had, even though he had considerable willpower. There was just something about the blond that frustrated him. Though they knew each other for only two days or so, there was something about him that infuriated him like no one else. He wanted to kill him and fuck him at the same time.

 

Meanwhile, Hidan let himself go he felt the cool water on his skin. He hadn't felt such nicely refreshing water in a while. Normally, water from the main towns was dirty after going through miles of pipes, but this water was pure, and he could feel the difference.

 

He was a bit surprised however, when midway through his `bath', an icy cold pair of arms encircled his waist and a solid body flattened itself against his back.

 

“Kakuzu, what the hell!” Hidan yelled, turning around and seeing his partner. Kakuzu's eyes were inscrutinable. He had stripped his clothes off too, and slowly waded into the water behind Hidan.

 

Kakuzu voice was low. “ `I owe you one', you said.”

 

“Fuck, I didn't mean this, you idiot!” Hidan tried to twist away, but it was no use. He turned to face his partner. “Let me go, or I am so going to kill your ass when I get my shit back!”

 

“You can try, though you'll find me harder to kill than most.” Kakuzu hummed against his Hidan's neck. The blond was surprisingly warm, even in the lake. How would it feel to do it in the water? Even before he had been an Akatsuki, before he had ended up killing everyone that ever grew close to him, he had never had sex in the water. Kakuzu felt himself grow hard at the thought.

 

“Fuck you.” Hidan's lip curled. He suddenly bit down on Kakuzu's neck, drawing blood. “I can still kill you without a weapon.” He warned.

 

“Hm?” Kakuzu said in an amused tone. Suddenly, Hidan's arms were wrapped in writhing black tentacles, restricting his movement.

 

Hidan growled. “Fucking cheater.”

 

Kakuzu laughed. He let Hidan hold himself as he felt the warm immortals body with his hand. It was so strange, he thought, that there was anyone's body that could emit such heat. He felt down smooth hairless skin, and iron muscles. It was so different from his body.

 

Hidan finally stopped his complaining, and gave a little moan as Kakuzu found his nipples and began playing with them.

 

“I found a weak spot, hm?” Kakuzu whispered.

 

“Asshole...” Hidan said. He gave up his resistance after realizing there was no way he could win at the moment.

 

"Well, Hidan?” Kakuzu's finger trailed down his arm, eliciting goose bumps in its wake.

"What do you want from me?"

 

The answer was apparent when Kakuzu kicked Hidan's legs out from beneath him. He found himself facing Kakuzu's proud manhood. It was a good thing that they were in where the water was reasonably shallow. The top of the lake reached only to Hidan's neck.

 

Hidan stopped for a moment. Who the hell did Kakuzu think he was, a weepy little girl? He fucked people, not vice-versa. He would have stopped, but something about Kakuzu strangely turned him on in ways he didn't realize possible. Fine, he reasoned to himself, next time I'm make him pay me back with interest.

 

“Suck it.” Kakuzu said, though it was unnecessary.

 

Hidan took a moment to touch Kakuzu's skin. He was so pale, he thought. He needed to a tan. There was odd stitching all over his body, even his calf and thighs. He saw a bead or pre-cum gather on the tip of Kakuzu's penis.

 

We're going to play this my way, Hidan thought. He slowly licked the round head, eliciting a groan from Kakuzu. He was surprised. Kakuzu tasted pleasant. It was faintly sweet, and hinted of strength and man. He used his right hand to hold the base of Kakuzu's penis while he began to lick the top. His hand barely reached fully around the whole of Kakuzu.

 

“Take it in.” Kakuzu encouraged quietly. The scene of watching Hidan subservient to him almost pushed him to the edge, but he held back.

 

Hidan sucked in a little of Kakuzu and smiled as the missing-nin trembled from head to body. He pushed his tongue into the slit, and swirled his rough tongue around the smooth head, enjoying the power he was having over Kakuzu. Suddenly, he took the whole of Kakuzu's cock down his throat.

 

Kakuzu almost choked. “More.” He ordered. Kakuzu's hands were in his hair, messing up the delicately placed strands.

 

Hidan began to bob his head slowly, up and down the length until he felt the tip of the head bump against the back of his throat. He let his tongue roam from top to bottom, and felt the ridge that was on the bottom of his cock. He let more pre-cum gather in the back of his mouth before swallowing the nectar. He closed his eyes and played around with Kakuzu, experimenting on what he did that made Kakuzu react more, making sure there was constant pleasure.

 

He found that a long suck followed by a hard bite on the head was his favorite.

 

Then Kakuzu's arms grabbed him by the head and pulled him back up. Hidan saw that his eyes were glazed over with lust and passion. He knew what to do. Jumping up, he wrapped his legs around Kakuzu's waist and felt the tip of the erection push against his anus.

 

Without warning, Kakuzu was suddenly hilt-deep into Hidan, and Hidan screamed against Kakuzu's neck, muffling the sound by biting into the cold flesh. The entry of the much larger Kakuzu nearly broke him apart.

 

“Fuck you're huge.” Hidan grunted. He was slightly jealous that Kakuzu was bigger than him, but what could he do? He was considered large for himself also.

 

Kakuzu breathed heavily into Hidan and he continued pumping himself. The roughness of the unaided entry sent streams of deep red blood flowing into the water below him, but he knew that Hidan enjoyed the pain.

 

Hidan trembled as each time Kakuzu drew back and pushed in, feeling the large cock hit against his sensitive prostate. Then, he shuddered one last time and screamed out loud “Kakuzu you…ahh” He moaned loudly “You fucking…ahh…bitch…” , and a stream of white cum erupted from him in spurts, and trailed down Kakuzu's stomach.

 

Kakuzu wasn't far behind. Two more pumps and a muffled groan later and a white heat burned through Hidan's inside. A trail of white and red leaked down Hidan's back.

 

The two Akatsuki breathed heavily and held onto each other as the pleasure of their orgasms washed through them.

 

“Fuck that's intense…” Hidan said tiredly, legs still wrapped around his partner, and lidded eyes looked up to behind Kakuzu. And then his pupils widened. “Kakuzu - !” Hidan began, a look of surprise on his face.

 

Before Kakuzu could turn his head, Hidan grabbed him by the neck and twisted him away from the kunai that had launched directly towards Kakuzu's blind spot. Normally Kakuzu would have sensed it, but the sex beforehand had dulled his warning senses, and Hidan wasn't sure if Kakuzu would be able to survive a shot to the head, even if he had five hearts. Hidan took the kunai, and the kunai imbedded itself Hidan's neck, and a fountain of blood rained into the air.

 

Hidan's eyes narrowed as a new anger came over him. He reached up and steadied himself to pull out the kunai that had pierced his jugular vein. Fatal for a normal human, but a mere sting to him. “Not again, damnit!”