Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Stuck in Konoha ❯ The World Revolves Around...Money? ( Chapter 1 )

Chapter one:

Yay its my first fanfic! Woohoo! Don't kill me for any grammar or spelling mistakes, ><

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or any Naruto characters at all, so don't sue me. The only characters I own are Chiko and Miyu (oh and Mewmew the cat). So you cant sue me for that either. And besides, I have no money anyways. Wahahahahaha!!

Just to let you know,

[word] = thinking

Name: word = talking

*word* = action or sound

(word) = authoress' note or an explanation

end of legend thingy

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So anyways it starts of with two elementary students, walking home (they're best friends.).

Chiko: ok so I'll see ya tomorrow!!

Miyu: see ya!!

Chiko: -walks into house- AIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

Miyu: -hears Chiko screaming and runs back- what happened?!

Chiko were just standing there, looking shocked. when Miyu entered, she was shocked as well. The corpses of Chiko's mother, father, and her little sister lay on the floor.

Miyu: WHAT THE HELL!?

But Chiko didn't reply.

Miyu: I think we should go to the police or something.

There was still no reply from Chiko.

Miyu: uhhh hello??

Miyu dragged Chiko out of the house to the police station (which just happened to be 3 blocks away. How lucky.) and explained the situation to the police. After that Chiko went to Miyu's house to stay for the night since her house was being investigated.

Miyu: poor Chiko…

Chiko: why would someone do something like that…

Then Chiko realized it. Of course!! Her family had a LARGE amount of money in the family safe (they didn't trust those evil banks that always send letters saying "you cannot write this check because you have no money in your account") and the person who murdered them must have done so because of the money.

Chiko: *mutters* stupid money lovers

Miyu: what?

Chiko: nothing.

Chiko heard a small mew coming from the front door and opened it to find… Mewmew! Chiko's pet kitty!

Mewmew: mew?

Chiko: Mewmew! [thank god! Mewmew's still alive!]

Miyu: aww what a cute kitty!!

The next day…

They still had 9 more months of school before summer vacation, and their evil teacher was not going to let them have a break just because Chiko's entire family (except for Mewmew.) had been murdered by some weirdo. So they went off to school. It was pretty much the same thing everyday, except the usual fun-loving, talkative Chiko was now silent, and she seemed like she was in a deep depression. However, no one noticed except for Miyu.

Evil Teacher (FROM MARS!): tomorrow we will have a pop quiz on how you suck and have failed life. Wahahahahahaha!

All Students (except Chiko): -GROAN-

So Chiko and Miyu went home (er, to Miyu's home. Chiko was now staying there because since her parents were lazy and didn't leave a will, the evil police took her house away. Evil police.) and Miyu tried her best to make some conversation

Miyu: Chiko? Hello? Are you like, dead in there or something? -knocks on Chiko's head, which fails because Chiko catches her hand-

Chiko: no I'm not dead.

Miyu: I was just joking!

Chiko: well it wasn't funny. At all.

Miyu: -frowns- aw come on, don't be such a, a… um… -thinks- um… um…

Chiko: right.

Miyu: well, uh, never mind that. Do you want to go to the manga store or something?

For a moment, Miyu thought she saw Chiko's eyes light up. And she might have even smiled. Chiko LOVED the manga store (especially all those Naruto mangas!)

Chiko: -nodnod-

Miyu: YAY! (yes, Miyu is also a Naruto fan. Wahahahahaha.)

So they were off. To the manga store. To buy Naruto manga. Or at least read it for as long as they could before getting shooed out of the store. But since Chiko brought money, she bought one. As they were heading home (Miyu's home actually). Chiko suddenly spoke up.

Chiko: don't you think it would be great, if the Naruto world was real?

Miyu: well, yeah I guess.

Silence again. As they walked, Chiko was reading the manga. Occasionally, a few gasps or giggles were heard.

Scene change! WOOWOOWOOWOO! (yeah, that's my lame scene change sound.)

It was now 1 am. Miyu yawned, but Chiko stayed wide awake.

Miyu: what's wrong with you!? Do you like, take caffeine pills or something?!

Miyu was answered with a cold glare that clearly said "no"

Miyu: ok sheesh, you don't have to be so… uh…something. Yeah.

Miyu was again replied with a cold glare.

Miyu: stop glaring!

Chiko: -glare-

Miyu: stoppit!

Chiko: no

Miyu: why

Chiko: because I hate you, and I hate the world, and I hate life.

Miyu gasped at this. This was not the Chiko she knew. No sir-ee. Chiko would never say something so… WEIRD. However, they eventually went to sleep.

WOOWOOWOOWOO! THAT'S RIGHT! SCENE CHANGE!

Chiko was the first to wake. When she looked around, she found that they were in a forest. Not just any forest though… it looked very familiar…

Chiko: Miyu! HEY! MIYU!! WAKE UP!

Miyu: huh? Wuh? Cheese?

Chiko: no we're in a damn forest.

Miyu: OH MY GOD WE'VE BEEN KIDNAPP-ED!

Chiko: -stares at Miyu with a look sort of like O_O;-

Miyu: what. It's probably true.

But Chiko didn't want to think about that, because at that moment, they heard footsteps, they then saw 4 people coming towards them. Well, 1 adult and 3 teens…

Chiko: [wait a second, since when do people have PINK HAIR? Oh right. Since they invented dye. Evil hair dye. Oh wait. My hair is dyed purple. Screw that.]

Miyu: uhhh Chiko? Is it just me, or is that KAKASHI!?!

Chiko: WHAT?! [WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!?]

But Chiko looked up and indeed, a silver haired man was standing over her, leaning forward slightly, which intimidated Chiko. So, because of this weird reflex she has, which causes her to slap the closest person to her when she's scared…

Chiko: -SLAP- whoops.

Kakashi: OW!!

Miyu: hey look there's Sakura, Naruto, and Sasuke.

Chiko: WHAT?!!?

But yes indeed, Chiko looked around her and saw Sakura, Naruto, and Sasuke. Which made her scared again, and slapped Kakashi again.

Chiko: -slap- whoops. Sorry Kakashi-sensei, it's a reflex.

Kakashi: YOU HAVE WEIRD REFLEXES! -backs away, making Sakura the closest person to Chiko-

Miyu: *whisper* hey, Chiko, do you think we've somehow got teleported into the Naruto world?

Chiko: no.

Miyu: ok just wondering.

Naruto: -pops up between the two- *yells* WHAT ARE YOU TWO TALKING ABOUT??!?!

And then everyone but Chiko (who slaps Naruto) gives Naruto a look that looks like o_O

Naruto: just trying to be helpful.

Sasuke: well you're not being helpful.

Sakura: Sasuke-kun is right, Kakashi-sensei, should we take them to Hokage-sama?

Kakashi: only if she doesn't slap me again.

Sakura: O_o

Kakashi: what? It hurts. Ow.

WOOWOOWOOWOO! THAT'S RIGHT! SCENE CHANGE!

So off they went, to go see Hokage-sama.

And they told him about everything that happened, from when Chiko said "see you tomorrow!" to yesterday night when Miyu was telling Chiko that she was…something.

Sasuke: what?! [these people are weird]

Sakura: [-gasp- What if they like Sasuke too!? NOOOOO! HES MINE! MINE MINE!] MINE!

Kakashi: what?

Sakura: -gasps- whoops did that come out of my mouth? Uh I meant I like cheese.

Naruto: cheese? Uh… yeah! I like cheese too!

Sakura: O_O

Hokage: so what you're saying, is that you're from a different world?

Miyu and Chiko: yes.

Hokage: well you do realize that there's no way whatsoever to get back.

Miyu: WHAT!?

Chiko: how do you know?

Hokage: because I am all mighty and I know everything. Including all your deepest darkest secrets. Wahahahaha!!

Everyone (except Hokage): O_O

Hokage: what.

Hokage: well anyways, I expect you, Kakashi, to be training these two.

Kakashi: I'll try my best.

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So? How did you like it?? Review people! And yes you can flame me because I don't care. MWAHAHAHAHAHA! Ok well just review. I kinda need help with doing the pairings so please help me!!