Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Sucked Into the Naruto World ❯ Chapter 4

Ch. 4

“What kind of favor?” Kristin inquired. “Well, you see,” Kakashi began, “a rather strange-looking man has unofficially come into our village and is currently living here. He's been terrorizing other inhabitants as well, so he must be deported.” Kakashi then reached into one his vest pockets and pulled out a folded piece of paper. He unfolded it and handed it to Kristin. “That's an artist's drawing of the man.” The siblings and Lee took a look at it as Kristin unfolded it. Immediately, the siblings broke out laughing. The man had no arms, appeared to be Mexican, was wearing golden cleats, and his face strongly resembled a drunken version of Pedro from “Napoleon Dynamite”. “Hah, it looks like Pedro gone bad! No one's gonna vote for him now, Gosh!” Ryan exclaimed, while turning his head suddenly as he said `gosh'.

“Well, either way, I've got to bring him in. So if you guys want my piece of your necklace, you've gotta help me out. Kapeesh?” Kakashi told them. The four ninjas then huddled up and discussed it. “I don't know you guys, he looks scary since he's actually real. What if we attack him, and he kills us?” Nicole asked fearfully. Lee smiled, raised a thumbs up, and said confidently, “No worries, friends. I'll protect you all if things get too violent.” Kristin frowned slightly and replied, “Look Lee, we can handle ourselves. You don't have to put on the hero act. We'll track him down, catch him, get the necklace piece from Kakashi, and then we'll go find the other pieces. Okay?” The others nodded as Kristin turned to Kakashi.

“We'll help you, Kakashi. Where do we find this guy?” Kristin asked. Kakashi smiled as he reached into the same pocket as before and pulled out a different folded piece of paper. He unfolded it and said, “Well, the address that I was given yesterday says that the culprit lives next door to Jenkins, the Mohawk-ed butler, in the leftmost end of the village. So, if you guys are ready, then follow me.”

Kakashi then leapt into the nearest tree and began dashing from tree-to-tree. The four others quickly followed suit and found that they had no trouble keeping up with him at all, much to their surprise. The three siblings marveled at how fast and easily they could run from tree-to-tree. But Kristin made sure not to show surprise at how fast Lee could go (which was really fast) for fear that it would cause him to try to show off again.

About ten minutes later, they reached the small neighborhood near the wall surrounding the village on its leftmost side. The five of them walked cautiously through the neighborhood that looked as though it'd just been struck by a tornado. “Alright guys, when we get to the address, I'm going to politely ask him to come with me. I'll make up something like he won a contest. But I'm pretty sure he's not gonna fall for it. But I wanna give it try, regardless. So, help me out if he resists. I mean, we are pretty far from the station. Everyone got the plan?” Kakashi told them. The four of them nodded as Kakashi stopped them in front of the most run-down house of all them.

“Everyone hide for a few minutes. It'd be too intimidating if five of us were coming to merely escort him. So, I'll give a signal when I want you all to come out,” whispered Kakashi. The four others nodded as they each found a hiding place on the sides of the house. After they'd all found a suitable hiding place, Kakashi knocked on the front door.

A minute of silence went by. Kakashi sighed and knocked again. Yet another minute of silence followed. Kakashi grew angry and knocked more forcefully. Finally, there came the sound of muffled footsteps. A few seconds later, the door opened just a crack. The only thing that was visible to Kakashi was the man's eyes and nose. “What do you want?” inquired a Hispanic voice. Kakashi smiled and cleared his throat. “Good day, sir. Would you happen to be a Mr. Rauol Sanchez?” The man behind the door grunted. “Who wants to know?” Kakashi paused for a second to cough. “Well, down at the main hall you entered your name into our contest drawing for 1,000,000 yen. And it just so happens that you won. If you'll just let me escort you there, you can receive your prize immediately.”

The man grew silent for a minute. He was thinking about what to say next. “I'll go down there tomorrow. So go away,” he replied finally as he slammed the door in Kakashi's face. Kakashi sighed yet again. “Well, I guess we'll just have to do this the hard way.”

The others rejoined him in a matter of seconds. Lee turned his head to Kakashi. “Are you sure that it was him? It will be quite embarrassing if we apprehend the wrong person.” Kakashi nodded. “Yes, even without using my Sharingan it was obvious. The teeth, the eyes, the accent. There's no mistake. We've got our man.”

He then kicked the door down. “Let's go!” The five of them shot through the opening like bullets. As it turned out, the man inside matched Kakashi's picture perfectly. He was currently running for the back door, and was about halfway there. Ryan dashed ahead of the others as he placed himself right behind the man. He did some quick hand signs and slapped the ground. Sand spewed from his gourd and shot towards the man's feet. The sand had the man trapped for a second. But he quickly slipped out of his shoes and continued running.

Nicole reached him next. She performed some quick hand seals and pointed her hands towards the fugitive. Instantly, long gray vines shot from them and wrapped around him. It seemed as though he was caught.

Unfortunately, his skin was a smooth as butter, so he slipped out of them quite easily. A second later Kristin caught up with him. She performed her quick hand signs and trapped him in a water prison. But, because the man didn't believe in water (yes, he bathes in butter) he slipped through that as well.

As a final resort, Lee took off one of his leg-warmers and threw it as hard as he could. It landed with a sickening slap over the man's eyes. Because the man had no arms, he couldn't remove it. He screamed in terror as it seemed to tighten its grip over his face. During the confusion, Kakashi was able to teleport behind him. He performed the Thousand Years of Pain jutsu (a very powerful butt poke) causing the man to squeal like a pig before becoming unconscious and falling to the ground.

Kakashi smiled and stood up. “Well, that's that. Here you go, you four have earned it.” He reached into his upper right vest pocket, pulled out the necklace fragment, and tossed it to Kristin. She caught it and placed it in her empty kunai pouch. “Thanks again guys. I might've never gotten him,” Kakashi added.

He picked up the unconscious man, swung him over his shoulder, and left. The others stood there in silence until they heard a low grumble. Ryan then clutched his stomach. “This Mexican-catching thing got me hungry. Can we go somewhere to eat?” His sisters suddenly realized that they too were hungry. Lee thought about where they could go before he answered. “Well, I do know of a good place we could go that's not too far from here. It's mostly a bar, but you can still get food as well. I'll lead the way.”