Sugar and Spice Series

Disclaimer: Yeah, I still don't own Naruto. However I bet that if we got all of the Naruto fans to each pitch in about 2 million dollars, we could totally own Naruto!! …You're still reading this? I LOVE YOU!! I don't own "Lady and the Tramp" either.

Warning: This is NC-17 and if you skipped the first chapter for some reason I will tell you now that it is guy on guy. If you want to read the R version of the chapter then look for the pound signs(******). If you continue to read without reading this warning, then you should be bitten for every year under the age of 17 you are.

BE*WARNED!!*THIS*TYPE*OF*LEMON* IS*NOT*THE*TYPE*THAT*YOUR*AVERAGE*LEMON*READER* MAY*FEEL* COMFORTABLE*WITH!

Should be rated NC-18 or something.

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Chapter 2: X2

As Kakashi made his way back to his lover, he picked up a bottle of sweetly scented oil placed among the bath supplies and put it in the pocket of his bathrobe. He had only left Iruka for a few minutes and smirked as he thought of the all the poor horny people of Konoha. Maybe that's why they were such a strong village; they fought and trained to vent their sexual frustration. He laughed at the thought; it was another theory he would have to tell Iruka about. If they all followed the teachings of Icha Icha Paradise then life wouldn't be so unfulfilling.

Approaching the sliding rice paper doors Kakashi, paused a moment to listen closely. He had left a clone with Iruka, to take his place while he took his rightful revenge on the intrusive audience to ensure the chuunin wouldn't question about what had happened. Maybe he would tell him one day, but right now, he didn't want to stifle any other chance of having sex in a public place. Silently and slowly he used a special jutsu to hide his shadow as well. He came to the small opening and prepared to switch with the clone as soon as the opportunity presented itself. Taking a peak inside, he nearly choked on his gasp.

Kakashi couldn't believe what he was seeing! There, only a few feet from where he was kneeling, was his clone getting fresh with his boy! He saw red and was about to shove a kunai up the audacious thing's ass but stopped as a very wicked thing came to mind. Removing his recently dawned garments, he smiled evilly as he opened the door and crept into the room silently.

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Iruka wanted to be seme, however, he could not bring himself to actually ask. So instead of asking he decided to let his actions speak for him. He pinned Kakashi down to the floor for a moment and was about to take on the dominating role, but was quickly outmaneuvered and he found himself on the bottom position again. Iruka took the challenge and flipped them over once more, but within an instant his back was to the floor again as Kakashi smiled at him. Iruka was slightly confused; if Kakashi wanted to play too he could at least give him a chance. Frustrated that Kakashi was either not getting the hint or flat out refusing he tackled the silver haired man sending them both tumbling as they wrestled (in the nude) for dominance.

Iruka let out a frustrated sigh as the other man began kissing his naked chest and stomach. Why was Kakashi being so unreasonable? It wasn't like he was asking to be seme all the time. He just wanted to experience this with Kakashi before the weekend was over. "Kakashi! This isn't fair, you can't be seme all the time." The other man just chuckled and continued to kiss and nip at his skin. Iruka sighed again in defeat, he didn't want to ruin their weekend over something small, and this kind of thing needed to be talked about, another thing he didn't feel like ruining his weekend with, considering that the more time they spent talking was less time they had to do more interesting things.

"You shouldn't give up so easily." Came the low familiar voice from behind him.

Getting up on his elbows to see what was happening, Iruka felt two familiar and strong arms wrap around him from behind. "I want our relationship to be give and take. We are equals and one person shouldn't have any more privileges than the other."

Looking up at the new comer, Iruka was too in shock to say anything, both from what he saw and from what he heard. A clone? But he hadn't seen Kakashi do any hand seals. What was that kinky bastard up to?! He looked to the grinning Kakashi holding him and then to the grinning one in front of him. He blushed furiously as it dawned on him what was happening.

"Oh no. No, no. There is no way I can handle two of you!" He tried to make a run for it but found he had been effectively trapped.

"Sure you can love!" said the one in front of him. "Don't worry, we'll be gentle." Said the other.

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They went to work quickly before Iruka could argue anymore, one attacking his neck and the other his nipples. Iruka gasped and closed his eyes as four strong hands roamed his body and lips hotly traveled his skin. He felt them spread his legs and press firmly against him, sandwiching him between them. Their bodies were hot and hard, rubbing against him, giving him pleasure as they increased the friction of their lower regions against his. He could feel his body temperature rise as they caressed his sides and stroked his thighs. Whimpering as they kissed him and nipped at his flesh and ran fingers across his skin and through his hair. They whispered wonderful things into his ears, telling him how wonderful he tasted and how they adored him. Just when Iruka thought that the intense heat was going to engulf him, he felt the Kakashi in front of him loosen his grip. He felt him move lower, licking and kissing at his flesh until he reached Iruka's now fully erect sex.

Iruka arched his back trying to get more contact as the one from behind began playing with and twisting his nipples almost painfully. He was enjoying this far too much to stop them now. The Kakashi in front placed a quick kiss on the area in need before he spread Iruka's legs wide. The position was almost painful, and the Kakashi from behind him held them in place.

"Wow koibito, I'm impressed! I didn't think you were this flexible." One of them said.

However, Iruka was too far into the multitude of sensations to think up a coherent response. Instead he opened his eyes to see what the one in front was doing. He arched his back and almost cried out as felt a tongue lick the outer flesh of his most intimate spot, massaging and wetting it as Iruka's body shuddered violently with anticipation. The sensation was maddening, and the sight of it alone was almost enough to push him over the edge. He screamed when he felt the tongue push past the tight ring of his entrance. Arching his back he reached desperately for the Kakashi behind him for some leverage in an attempt to keep himself anchored on this plane of coherent thought. Though he found himself utterly lost in a realm of bliss as the tongue began moving in and out of him in a heated rhythm.

Gasping for air, he breathed heavily and his moans rose a pitch when a hand found its way to his arousal. The touches were light and maddening as Iruka tried frantically to move into the hand but was held firmly in place by his lovers. He whimpered as the need to feel his completion intensified.

Iruka was vaguely aware of being set down to lay on the ground again as the Kakashi from behind him made his way to the other's side. Together, they each held a leg into position and a few unseen gestures were made and Iruka was slowly beginning to pick up on the sudden change. He was completely aware when he felt the lips of the other close around the tip of his member, crying out as he felt the man suck on the tip in an almost impassioned kiss, sending a tidal wave of pleasure throughout his body. The tongue pushing further into him now twisted and turned, causing him to squirm helplessly as he cried out for more. Their combined efforts threw Iruka into a frenzy of thrashing writhing and screaming as a few tears of pleasure escaped his tightly closed eyes. He came in a violent release, as the world dissolved into nothing but white-hot pleasure. His body fell completely limp and buzzed in the afterglow of an earth shattering orgasm.

When he finally came to enough of his senses to open his eyes, he realized that one of the Kakashi's was holding him tenderly as the other cleaned his stomach of the remaining evidence of his release.

"This is definitely something we have to do again." He said still slightly breathless, both Kakashis chuckled in response. After a moment or so passed he finally asked, "Which of you is the real Kakashi anyway?"

"I am." They both responded: to Iruka's great annoyance.

He rolled his eyes, "Come on, seriously." They both only chuckled again. "Kakashi!" Iruka yelled in frustration.

Before he could say anything else a low lust filled voice breathed into his ears, "You wanted to be seme right?" A fierce shiver shook his body at the words.

"But Kakashi, I want it to be you, not your clone." He said feeling his arousal already coming back to life at the prospect of it.

"Shh…" The Kakashi holding him said as he produced a bottle of oil. Sitting up together, the Kakashi got behind him as the other lay on his back with his legs spread around them. Iruka's breath quickened at the view of his lover in such a vulnerable state clouded his mind with anticipation of what was to come (no pun intended).

The Kakashi from behind took Iruka's hand poured onto it the sweet smelling liquid. Iruka knew the next step. Soothingly he placed his fingers over the sensitive area and massaged it before slipping his fingers in gently. Both he and the Kakashi below him gasped as Iruka felt the Kakashi from behind him do the same to his entrance. They pumped their fingers together as they prepared themselves, and Iruka once again found himself at the center of a multitude of sensations.

They stopped suddenly and Iruka questioned them with passion-clouded eyes as he panted lightly. They grinned at him when he gasped as they poured the cool oil onto his body and massaged it into his skin. His skin gleamed under the low light, giving it a more exotic golden tan color. Iruka's body went completely lax as the strong hands kneaded and worked his tense muscles. He began to moan as they pressed their bodies to his, capturing him again in their double embrace. Only this time their bodies slid and glided against his.

The movements were arousing yes, but the heat the bodies where emitting was intoxicating as hands continued to roam his body. Leaning forward he brought the Kakashi in front of him into a searing hot kiss, taking full dominance as his tongue was granted full and undisputed access. He wanted the man in front of him, wanted to have him in every sense of the word, even if it wasn't the real Kakashi. The kiss ended abruptly as the Kakashi from behind pulled him away and into another searing kiss. Iruka broke the kiss as he gasped at the sudden squeeze to his arousal by the one in front. He was too dazed to be aware of the angry and jealous glares that were exchanged between the other two.

The Kakashi in front of him lay down on his back again, guiding the arousal in his hand towards the ready entrance as the other Kakashi drove him forward slowly. Iruka's eyes went wide as he watched his arousal disappear into the body below him. Both he and the Kakashi arched their backs at the new sensation, Iruka moaning loudly at the inconceivable bliss of being completely sheathed in the perfect tight heat of his lovers' body, as the Kakashi clenched his teeth in at the mix of pleasure and pain.

Iruka's body trembled with the difficulty of staying still, but the Kakashi from behind held him firmly. After a few more moments Iruka found himself being pushed onto his hands and knees as the Kakashi spread his legs from behind. The other pulled him down into another passionate kiss to distract him from being penetrated from a new angle.

It wasn't painful at all considering it had been the second time in the past two hours, so Iruka moved slowly to signal his readiness. It was too wonderful and he moaned at the vibration of pleasure such a small movement sent through his body. They rocked slowly at first, trying to find a comfortable rhythm. When it was set they began moving together picking up the pace one sway at a time. The Kakashi from behind pulled Iruka back suddenly and then pushed forward hard, causing him to drive back into the other Kakashi with a powerful thrust.

"Ah!" they cried out together. He did it again, this time even harder before pulling out quickly, inducing a desperate moan from Iruka for more of the tight heat. Instead the Kakashi pulled himself out leaving only the tip of both of the penetrating members, waiting only a moment before slamming in to hit both sweet spots dead on. Iruka's arms gave way under the pressure, pain, and passion as he fell to his elbows with another plea for more.

Iruka's hair and hot breath made the Kakashi below him shudder and a few more unseen glares were exchanged between the Kakashis before they started moving again at a calmer and more sensual pace. Iruka marveled at the control the man below him had over his inner muscles. They loosened for easier penetration, but tighten around his length as he pulled out, milking him in perfect time to his thrusts.

Within minutes Iruka was once again a mass of writhing and screaming. The Kakashi below was not nearly as loud but moaning blissfully nonetheless as the other made satisfied low growling and grunting noises. They knew the end was near as they were quickly losing their rhythm and their movements became more erratic and fierce again. Iruka never felt more complete; having his lover above him, below him, inside of him and covering him; the perfection of the moment was truly poetry.

Feeling his peek nearing, Iruka reached between his body and the lover in front of him to grasp the neglected arousal and pumped it feverishly, wanting him to be the first to come. The Kakashi bucked into the hand and let out a loud and lust filled moan before releasing into the hand. The sudden crush on his length as the muscles tightened was more than enough to make Iruka lose control as he desperately pounded into the man a few more times before he too released violently, falling exhaustedly onto the comforting body below. The thrusts of the last man only fed the orgasms of the other two until he too surrendered to his own release.

The Kakashi behind Iruka pulled out slowly before falling to the ground with an exhausted thud. They lay completely still as they tried to regain their strength, each basking in their own little world of pleasure.

After resting a bit Iruka raised his body, about to pull his length out as well, but was stopped when strong arms and legs wrapped around his body possessively. Iruka said nothing but found himself moaning softly when the other Kakashi propped himself up on his elbow and began to place butterfly kisses along his spine and back. The relaxing touches coaxing Iruka into a deep and satisfied sleep as he listened to the sound of the Kakashi's heart beat.

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Iruka awoke to find his limbs entwined with two other pairs of arms and legs. He blushed brightly when he realized that he was still "attached" to the Kakashi below him. Suddenly the body below began to shake as he heard a chuckle. Looking to the source of the chuckle he blushed harder to see the face of his lover smiling but blushing slightly as well.

Smiling back he leaned in and kissed the man, nipping at his bottom lip playfully. "How was I?" Iruka asked in a playful tone.

Both Kakashi's chuckled again in response and in unison said, "You were great!"

"Kakashi. Come on love, let me do something special for you." He said trying to keep the slight annoyance that he still didn't know which was the real Kakashi, out of his voice.

The man below him asked. "You really wanna know what I want?"

Iruka was silently rejoicing as he concluded that the Kakashi below him was indeed the real one and he had truly meant what he said about sharing the position of seme. Though, being truthful, he did prefer being the one who got most of the attention. "Yes," he breathed happily, "anything."

"You sure you wont get mad?" he asked in a strange tone.

Iruka suddenly had doubts about his decision but nodded anyway. Kakashi blushed again slightly as he brought his hands up to make a few seals. In a poof of smoke the clone behind Iruka transformed into:

Iruka.

Iruka's face suddenly resembled that of a man who had just been force-fed a whale. "…You want to see me…." Iruka said in an eerily calm voice, "fuck…" he held his breath for a moment, "…myself."

Kakashi only nodded but was inwardly searching the room for an escape plan in which he could gather cloths and defend himself at the same time, just in case things got violent.

Iruka glared him.

Kakashi shrugged.

Iruka growled.

Kakashi grinned idiotically.

Rolling his eyes, Iruka took in a deep calming breath and swallowed his bloodlust before sighing in defeat, "Sure baby. Whatever turns you on." He sighed again, "I don't have to look back there anyway."

Kakashi all but squealed like a schoolboy.

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The rest of the day was spent finding new and interesting uses for clones, including a small play in which Kakashi had the clones turn in to Sasuke and Naruto. It was funny at first as the acted out with a surprisingly accurate characterization of what the two might be like if they were to go out on a date.

They first went to the ramen stand where they shared a bowl of ramen, ala "Lady and the Tramp," ending with the expected kiss, the expected argument, and the predictable getting kicked out.

Iruka drew the line at the part where Naruto suddenly was, "crowned Hokage," and ordered Sasuke to be tied down to the Hokage's desk where he proceeded to do very naughty things to him. What the hell was Kakashi thinking? He nearly beat Kakashi to death when the Sasuke clone got free and started to molest the Naruto one.

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Later that night

Anko: *in stealth outside of Kakashi and Iruka's room*

Kurenai: *already in mourning for their lives*

Anko: *spots DVD in Kakashi's discarded cloths and points to it*

Kurenai: *reaches for it*

Door: *opens*

Both: *gasp and are frozen in fear*

Iruka: *blinks (not nakedly)*

Anko: *figuring that they had a better chance to survive if others knew they were there (Kakashi couldn't kill them if there was this much evidence…right?)*

"KURENAIANDIARELOVERSANDWECAMETOASKYOUIFYOUWOULDBETHEFATH EROFKURENAI'SBABY!!!"

Iruka: *is startled and confused considering all of Konoha must have heard her*

Kurenai: *looks like she is about to faint *

Anko: "NO?! Then we respect your decision and wont bother you anymore!!" *grabs Kurenai and they disappear*

Kakashi: *coming out of the bathroom and slightly mad that the trap DVD he had set didn't get put to use* "What was that?"

Iruka: *trying to pretend that his friends are not lunatics* "What was what?"

Kakashi: *shrugs*

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You can ignore: X2 Commentary

For those of you lost souls who where not able to figure out the game I shall now walk you through it. If for some reason you scrolled down here before reading the chapter then do not read the rest of this paragraph. Stop now! But for the rest: X2-as in times two (not ten two). As in Kakashi times two, as in, there is two of him. Get it? LOL I thought that chapter would have been the easiest to guess, but then again not everyone is on the same level of perversion as Jiraiya and I.

At first I wasn't going to write the details and was going for a more poetic approach, but I realized that it would make the chapter half as long as the others. So I took it as a writing challenge! Not to mention I would regret not doing it later. I don't know if this has been done before, but I have never come across this situation before in the KakaIru fics I have read. And I don't really like to read NC-17 or R SasuNaru fics, so I don't know if it has ever been done with them. Why don't I read them? It's just too difficult for me to picture them in sexual way. If I try, I always end up picturing them as a couple of 5 year olds humping each other due to that last opening theme song. But that won't stop me from mentioning them!

Please review and play the game! Hints for upcoming chapters: Ch3: S.G.U. and Ch4: A_B_ If you want to eligible to win then please leave your guess on ff.net and not mm.org. The prizes will be posted there as well.

Request ideas for other chapters, because I am thinking of stopping it at Ch4 if I can't think of anything else.