Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Suicide Kiss ❯ An Abandoned Nightclub Downtown ( Chapter 2 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

Disclaimer: I don't own Suicide Club or Naruto! Got it memorized?

Axel: Hey, that's my line!

Tomoe: And who has the remote to the shock collar?

Axel: *suddenly remembers he has a shock collar around his neck* Oh...right...I'm just gonna go over here...*runs like hell*

"Although I do not blame Hinata or the others involved in this tragic event, it pains me to wonder how such a gentle, young soul could do something so drastic like suicide to escape the pain in her life that she could easily resolve alive. All we can do to ease our minds in these troubled times is to remember that she is now at peace and free from all the pain she suffered."

Tenten's eyes began to well up with tears. She could barely hold it back. Hinata, whom last week appeared to be her cheerful best friend, was gone forever. Neji, who was sitting next to her, was emotionless and seemingly unmoved. Temari was not present. Her brother's funeral was scheduled for the same day, but both girls sent flowers to the other.

As the funeral dismissed, and everyone had said their last goodbyes, Neji pulled Tenten aside.

"C'mon, Tenten. I'm gonna take you to see a few friends of mine."

"Who are they?" Tenten wondered.

"You'll see," smirked Neji as they hopped on his motorcycle (A/N: I've always imagined him having one!) and drove away from the gravesite and into the most abandoned part of town.

"Where are we?" Tenten asked. Neji didn't answer. He simply helped Tenten off the bike and into and old building, supposedly a nightclub. Inside, there were several bags that looked like pillowsheets. The strange this was, they were moving. Tenten swore she could hear muffled cries of "help me" and it was starting to scare her.

They saw a man in a chair. He was wearing a long, black cloak with red clouds, and had black hair and red, almost enticing, eyes, like the ones Sasuke had had whenever he was angry.

"I have returned..." Neji started.

Tenten's breathing became shallow from fear.

"...Itachi."

A/N: Bwahahaha! I made Itachi GENESIS! So wrong but so right, right?

Omi: What? That makes no sense...

Tomoe: GET OUTTA HERE, YOU LITTLE RUNT!!!

*Omi runs off like a scared bunny*

Tomoe: Speaking of scared bunnies, happy early Easter! Now review and no flaming.

I know I was supposed to kill two people this chapter, but I decided to delay it. Deidara has to rape someone...oops.

WARNING: PURE CRACK AHEAD.

Japanese version coming soon.