Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Suprise! Chuck E. Cheese. ❯ Chuck E. Cheese ( Chapter 1 )

Surprise! Chuck E. Cheese.

Kankuro and Temari took sticky, bright polyester coats from the hands of small children, handing out shiny gold-colored coins with a cartoon rat on each side. Gaara and Shikamaru sat side by side in a red vinyl booth, two car seats sat on the table in front of them, each with a sleeping baby inside. Gaara frowned deeply at the sleeping child sat in front of him, to his right Shikamaru smiled over at his lover. He squeezed his hand slightly, then leaned over and kissed his temple.
"He's not going to bite. Just make sure no one runs off with him or anything like that, alright?" Gaara just continued frowning. Opposite them, Kankuro plopped down in the seat. He looked like he could start twitching at any moment.
"Have I ever told you how much I hate kids?"
"Several times." Shikamaru said. Temari waved the little children away, letting them run off in all directions. She followed, pausing only to turn to the three men sitting in the booth.
"Kankuro, either go get food, or start following the toddlers around. Gaara, Shikamaru, don't you dare let those kids sit in dirty diapers because you don't want to change them." Then she ran off after the children. All three men sighed in unison. With a groan, Kankuro pulled himself to his feet.
"You two picky about anything?" They shook their heads, and Nara answered.
"We'll eat just about anything." Kankuro nodded, and stalked off to the counter. Shikamaru leaned back and put an arm around his lover. Gaara leaned against him and sighed.
"I don't like kids either." Shikamaru smiled, chuckled, and kissed his forehead again.
"Are you feeling alright Gaara? You've been really quiet, even for you." Gaara shook his head, but didn't say anything. "You'll be alright, I promise. We won't be here for very long."

The children were crying, both of them. They'd been changed, fed, burped and fussed over, but remained dedicated to their terrible noises. With the distant, desperate hope that a change of scenery might calm them down, Shikamaru unstrapped them both, handed one off to Gaara, and they headed after Temari and the other children. Children ran in all directions, yelling, screaming, and crying, while their parents followed them fretting, or sat in red vinyl booths, plugging their ears. Shikamaru envied the ones with their fingers in their ears. He was sure he'd lost some hearing already. Gaara looked positively twitchy.
This wasn't his idea of a great outing. They'd had plans for tonight, believe it or not. Shikamaru would much rather be curled up in bed next to Gaara than hauling angry toddlers around. The way Gaara was twitching, he'd probably rather be doing anything than hauling these kids around. He looked just about ready to explode. The more he watched his lover, the more he began to worry that destruction could be imminent. Something had to be done before Gaara began throwing babies. He leaned in and kissed his boyfriend again, whispering in his ear as they made laps around the hoard or screaming children.
"Do you know what I would rather be doing right now?" He asked. Gaara rolled his eyes and huffed.
"Anything." He said. Shikamaru smiled a little.
"I'd rather be bending you over one of these tables, fucking you while all the little kiddies watched." Gaara didn't miss a step as he walked, but seemed at a loss for words; though he certainly didn't seem like he was going to start throwing babies any time soon. Shikamaru enjoyed nothing more than making his lover blush or stumble over words. "Of course, if you'd rather, we could always go climb into the back of your sister's car. I wonder if the bathroom door locks?"
Gaara was still trying to figure out what to say when Kankuro waved them back over to the table. The majority of the children had gathered around and Temari had already begun handing out dripping cheese pizza and picking pepperonis off little children's plates. Kankuro took the children from them on by one, lying them back in their little car seats. The two slid into the red booth again, one child cramming in next to them, and a few others on the opposite side with Kankuro. Temari continued to jump back and forth between children.
"So," Kankuro asked, "having a good time?" Gaara frowned.
"I've had more fun getting inoculations." He said. His lover smiled.
"It's not so bad." Under the table he trailed a hand up the red-head's thigh, and groped him through his jeans. Gaara did a very good job of keeping a straight face. Neither seemed to have much of an appetite, but with a small child on one side, and his lover on the other, Shikamaru helped a young girl of about six pick off the undesirable bits of her pizza with one hand, and fondled his lover's erection with the other. Gaara kept his hands on the table, but Kankuro was beginning to notice the blush on his cheeks, and just how heavily he was breathing.
Gaara leaned against the wall on one end of the booth. He wanted to jump his boyfriend right now. He was tempted to let him bend him over the booth and fuck him with all the little kids watching them. He'd settle for rolling around in the back of Temari's car. He wanted desperately for his lover to do more than just tease him right under his brother and sister's nose. He let one hand wander under the table to grab his lover's hand. If Nara wasn't going to do it right, he was going to make him. When Shikamaru suddenly took his hand away with a little smirk, Gaara leaned over towards him. He grabbed him suddenly and aggressively, hard enough to make him gasp, and then whispered just low enough that the others couldn't hear.
"You'd better hope the bathroom door locks, because you are going to fuck me right now, and I don't care whose little kids wander in and see us."
Kankuro managed to miss the whole exchange, handing out more pizza to even more children. Shikamaru slipped an arm around his lover, just in case he really didn't care how many children were watching, and started to stand, shooing the little girl out of the way.
"Will you be alright for a few? We'll be back in a minute." Kankuro gave a noncommittal grunting sound, now helping a toddler tie his shoes. Gaara and Shikamaru ran before he started to figure out what they were up to.
They tried to attract as little attention as possible, but Gaara seemed satisfied to drag him into the bathroom without caring who saw them. Gaara pulled him inside, and thankfully, the door did in fact lock. His red-headed lover, however, did not even wait to lock it before he had him shoved against the wall.
"Fuck me." He said in his ear, then crushed their mouths together. He had his hands in Shikamaru's pants just as soon as he could force them open.
"Whoa, just a second Love." Gaara growled but backed off for a moment. Shikamaru turned the deadbolt on the door, and quickly checked the bathroom for any hiding children. "We really don't need to be scaring any children." He said. Then he pinned Gaara against the door. It was his turn to force open his lover's pants. He pressed him against the door, tongues intertwined; groping each other awkwardly.
"We'll probably have to get this over with quickly; before anyone comes looking for us." Shikamaru said. Gaara nodded, already yanking his lover's pants down around his knees. Shikamaru did the same to him, and their tongues were back together, erections likewise, Gaara still trapped against the door. Shika's hands wandered under his lover's shirt, teasing his nipples with his thumbs.
He left his mouth to tease those nipples with his teeth as well. Gaara's hands tightened on his shoulders, and he turned him around suddenly, putting his against the door instead, and sliding to his knees. Gaara kissed his lover's shaft briefly, then drew the head of his erection into his mouth.
Gaara gave amazing blowjobs. Shikamaru discovered early in their 'physical' relationship, that Gaara had almost no gag reflex. He could get almost as deep in his mouth as he could in his ass. Shikamaru fisted a hand in his red hair, as Gaara lavished attention all over his erection, sliding his down into his throat. The tongue stud that Shikamaru always forgot was even there, (at least until he did this to him) ground against his dick. His mouth was incredibly warm, and he couldn't help but groan as his boyfriend swallowed around him.
"Fuck you are so good at this Love." Gaara fondled his sac and bobbed his head over his cock. After a moment his withdrew, panting. Shika yanked on his hair, and leaned forward, encouraging him to his feet. He kissed him deeply, then pushed him back against the door, this time, facing the other way. He pressed against him, and pushed two fingers inside.
"Ready Love?" Gaara nodded. He put his forehead and hands against the door, and pushed back on his fingers.
"Fuck me before people start pounding on the door."


With a huff, Temari sat down next to her brother; the first time off her feet since they climbed out of the car.
"Gee thanks for helping, Ass." She said, frowning at him.
"I was helping." She got ready to argue, but suddenly noticed something.
"Hey where did the other two go?" Kankuro shrugged, picking at discarded pepperonis left on children's plates.
"They said they'd be back."
"Where did they go?"
"I don't know, to the bathroom or something I guess." Temari gave him a look.
"Together?"
"Yeah, what's the deal? It's not like they're… oh damn." Temari sighed.
"Damnit Kankuro, why the hell did you let them do that?"
"Why are you yelling at me like it's my fault? Gaara's the one that has to jump his goddamn boyfriend in every public bathroom!" Temari stood and started yanking her younger brother out of the booth.
"Get out of there and go find them!" She said in a harsh whisper, though the children were not listening, and wouldn't know what she was talking about if they were. Kankuro held up his hands, sliding out of the booth, knowing better than to physically resist at this point.
"No way! There is no way I am walking in on them again. I about died the last time." She just gave him another look, this one a little scarier than the last. She pointed to the bathrooms, across the room. Kankuro rolled his eyes and stalked off in that direction.


Shikamaru spread his boyfriend's ass, and pushed inside slowly. Gaara made small noises, but managed to avoid making any noises loud enough to be heard from the outside. Normally, he was very quiet during sex, but somehow, in public places, where they couldn't afford to be too loud, he had trouble checking his noises. The closest thing to showmanship Gaara was every going to get. Shikamaru leaned over Gaara, putting his arms around him.
"Is this alright?" The red head nodded slowly. Shikamaru kissed his neck and teased his nipples with one hand, and tugged on his rigid cock with the other. He rocked inside him, making him sigh quietly.
"I love you, you know."
"Move, Shikamaru." He chuckled a little. So far Gaara wouldn't say it. It was implied, but he wouldn't say it outright, and never during sex. Shikamaru meant every word, but he also enjoyed exasperating him this way. He kissed his jaw, and complied, pulling out and thrusting inside him again. Gaara made low moaning noises and moved with him, pushing back on him as he thrust forward.
Gaara tried to keep quiet, but it wasn't so easy. His lover's mouth was on his neck; he was pinching his nipples, stroking his cock, and filling his ass with his erection. He whimpered quietly and tried to brace himself against the door, so his head wouldn't thud against it. Shikamaru breathed heavily in his ear, groaning quietly, so only he could hear. Shika always felt like solid heat inside him. It made him unbearably hard.
"Shit, Shikamaru, fuck me!" His lover bit his neck and kissed his jaw. He leaned back just a little to penetrate even deeper, and rock into him with each thrust. He pumped on his erection in double-time with his own movement.
"Cum, Gaara. It's so damn hot to watch you shoot on the floor." Gaara groaned, stifling the noises as well as he could, and did exactly that. Shikamaru sucked on his neck as he watched his lover's cum splash onto the heavy wooden door. "That's so hot." He said. Gaara stood, and leaned back on him.
"Wait, let me down." He said. Shikamaru pulled out of him slowly and turned him around, kissing him again, before Gaara slid to his knees, and kissed his erection once more. "Fuck me." He said, and swallowed down his lover's cock. Shikamaru fisted one hand in his hair, and the other stroked his jaw. He thrust carefully, and Gaara was more than able to take him.
It was one of the hottest things he'd ever seen. His lover on his knees, pants rolled down, cupping his balls and swallowing his dick; his cum smeared on the door behind him.
"Fuck Gaara!" The red-head sucked on him, as he came in his mouth, and swallowed all around him until he had nothing left. Shikamaru braced himself on the door for a moment, as they both let themselves calm down.
Finally Gaara got off his knees and they kissed briefly. Then, with a collective sigh, yanked up their pants again and cleaned up the mess they'd made.
When it was satisfactory enough, Shikamaru pinned Gaara against the door again, but this time, pulling him close and putting his arms around him. They kissed again, but this time without the desperation that came with sex in a public bathroom. When they kissed this way, they both understood the unwritten rule that they wouldn't mix sex, with this kiss that reaffirmed as many times as they needed, that they loved each other; whether or not they said it.
The moment was ruined, however, by an almost timid knock at the door. Shikamaru sighed, and Gaara growled at the door.
"Little Brother? Are you in there? Please, for the love of god, tell me you two aren't doing what I think you're." Gaara growled again, but finally let go of his boyfriend and unlocked the door. He swung it open suddenly, to see his older brother a little wide-eyed, hand poised to knock on the door again.
"What are you babbling about?" Gaara said. Kankuro frowned.
"Come on you two, there are little kids running around here. I swear, we can't take you anywhere." He turned abruptly and stalked back to his seat. They trailed after him.
"You're sister must be mad. At least he didn't walk in on us again."
"I think he's trying to walk in on us."
They made it back to the table, sliding in next to a car seat with a sleeping child in it. Temari crossed her arms and gave them a death glare to end the topic on death glares. Gaara pretended she wasn't even there. Shikamaru just looked up at her, as though he hadn't any idea what she could possibly be angry about.
"What?"