Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Team 7...Drunk?!? ❯ Chapter Two: It has begun ( Chapter 2 )

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Team 7…DRUNK?

Chapter Two

(Sasuke)

There was a light breeze swinging Sasuke to and fro.

/This is kinda nice he thought groggily./

Sasuke pried open his eyes and groaned when he saw where he was…where Naruto had put him.

“I'M GONNA KILL HIM!!!!!!!!!!”

Sasuke's yell echoed through the Konoha village and every leaf ninja flew out doors, windows and even through walls to see what was going on, only to find the last survivor of the Uchiha, top gein and iceman, was hanging from the nose of the Third Hokage carved into the side of the mountainside.

Sasuke groaned again, mentally bashing Naruto to a pulp in his head. He froze when he felt a breeze travelling up the inside of his leg…

/Wait a minute…how could this happen? I……Oh no/

Sasuke looked down to see not his usual attire but a pink dress complete with lacy black panties.

“NARUTO I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!”

(Sakura)

Birds twittered overhead as the pink-haired kunoichi stirred from Sasuke-filled dreams. Hearing running water nearby she stumbled towards the nearby stream.

Sakura sighed gratefully as the cool water slowly washed away the alcohol-induced haze that floated round her brain. Running her hand through her hair she realised that it was terribly mattered and…shorter (?) then usual.

/It's just the drink, Sakura, get a grip/ she mentally berated herself.

Taking a couple of reassuring breaths she coached drew together her shaken nerves.

/Now look in your reflection in the water and see that everything is fine/

She looked down at the water to see…

Jaws music (I know cliché)

She was no longer a she…but…a he!

AAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Kakashi)

Meanwhile…

Kakashi pried open his eyes, groaning slightly at the light that sent pinpricks of pain to his brain.

/Awww crap, I'm never drinking again he though sourly./

Slowly he levered himself off the comfortable ground and was greeted with a cheery fire being fed by Naruto.

Lazily he watched the flames flare up as Naruto ripped out pages from some book.

RIP…FLARE…RIIIIP…FLARE…RIIIIIIIP

/What's he tearing up anyway/ Kakashi wondered.

Slowly his slightly blurred vision focused on the cover of the small book.

As the fire flared once again he saw the 3 words that almost stopped his heart

Icha Icha Paradise.

TBC…

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