Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Team 7...Drunk?!? ❯ Chapter Four: Revenge is near! ( Chapter 4 )

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Team 7…DRUNK?

Chapter Four

A/N Chapter Four Already? Devoted to my little sis who helped me beta read!

(Naruto)

Naruto didn't need to look behind him to see Sakura, Kakashi-sensei and that bastard hot on his tail. He could practically feel their hatred penetrating his skin, burning the promise of retribution through layers of muscle and bone. The fireballs being continually shot at his person by a somewhat pissed team-mate was a good indicator aswell.

Even though Naruto was facing certain doom he still laughed. That's right, laughed. He was going to die anyway, why not laugh at his results? Sasuke shot another fireball at his head, singeing his sunshine hair as it passed.

/That was my favourite section of hair too/ he lamented internally…

Kinda smells like that new type of ramen that was introduced at Ichiraiku, it was sooooooo good. Man now I'm hungry…WOW!

Veering to the left Naruto as another fireballs decided to take a lick at his arm…they were getting closer and now he was hungry…life just wasn't fair…

(Sasuke)

Sasuke was running. His prey was so close he could almost reach out and claw it to death. Disregarding the fact that he was wearing the remains of the pink dress, that looked like a wannabee toga, through the forest in pink panties, Sasuke pursued. All he was concerned with was making Naruto pay. He'd fix the `George of the jungle' look after he put Naruto in his own pretty little frilly dress and use him as a piñata. Yes, a piñata. Then he'd share his piñata around Konoha, oh and of course...he would provide the baseball bats...then he'd hill him.

Laughing insanely he prepared to shoot another volley of death and suffering. Yes…Naruto would pay...muhahahahaha

(Sakura)

Sakura was in a considerably calmer mood after she's dispelled the illusion, which wasn't east to do with a raging headache but she, being the lovely person she was, was ready to let Kakashi-sensei and Sasuke-kun have their revenge first then, she'd RIP NARUTO LIMB FROM LIMB and trample his remains into a substance consistent with that of jelly. Then she'd make a little profit out of a new jam…ere de Naruto. Yes he would pay!

(Kakashi)

/Naruto must die/

/Naruto must DIE/

/Naruto MUST DIE/

/NARUTO MUST DIE/

Activates sharigan

/DIE!!!!!!!!!!/

(Naruto)

Naruto gulped as he watched a gay Tarzan, rabid teacher (at least he thought he was frothing at the mouth) and a calm? Sakura chase him through the jungle of despair and suffering (at least that's what it was for him)…he was soooooooooooooooooooo screwed.

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Will they catch him? Find out in the next chapter of "Team 7...Drunk?!?" :) Two chapters to go...Love ya Tess!

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