Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Team of Misfits ❯ Six Months Later and Naruto has a Crush ( Chapter 3 )

[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]

Naruto ran a hand through his hair. It had been six months since he had first joined his team, and truth be told he couldn't be happier. But right now, he was going through a big dilema. He glanced down at his alarm clock and scowled at the time. It wasn't seven o'clock yet. He looked over his shoulder to see Kyuubi sleeping on the couch.
Three months ago, his sensei had decided to make a deal with the Kyuubi. Naruto wasn't too sure what that deal enticed, but hell, he wasn't complaining. Truth be told, the Kyuubi wasn't too bad. The real reason the Kyuubi attacked Konoha, which had left Shikamaru, Hinata, and himself speechless, wasn't really what they were expecting. It turns out, the Kyuubi No Kitsune is female. And unfortunately for her and Konohagakure, she experienced menstral periods. They weren't often, thank kami for that, but it was in the last dozen years that she experience her period, and it wasn't pleasant, at all.
In kitsune standards, the Kyuubi No Kitsune was only ten years old. And it was the first time the Kyuubi had ever experienced her period. She wasn't prepaired for the the mood swings, bloating, and all the other crap that came with it that Naruto really didn't want to know about. It turns out that a certain snake sannin decided to go and piss the Kyuubi off, and you saw what happened because of that. Total mayhem and chaos, as well as a crappy life for Naruto. Naruto had sworn to get even with Orochimaru. Tsukiko-sensei had promptly hit him over the head and proceeded to beat him to an inch of his life. Naruto then made a new swear; if he came across Orochimaru, he could kill him if he was strong enough. If he couldn't, send in the Kyuubi and watch the fireworks fly.
Around the same time the Kyuubi had been unsealed, Naruto had realized that he had more than a crush on Shikamaru. Shikamaru had finally gotten the guts to aks Naruto out on a date and Naruto had said yes. Now he was waiting for seven o'clock to come so he and Shikamaru could go on their date. Naruto's infatuation with boys were the result of the Kyuubi, which she had greatly apologized for. Naruto personally didn't mind, as long as it wasn't Sasuke or Sasuke-whore-number-one aka Sakura. Team eight had met up with team seven for a training run one day. Naruto was still trying to figure out if Tsukiko-sensei being right about the reason he liked Sakura. Tsukiko had told him that he didn't like her, but was in fact envious of her. Apparently after a few months of being bullied, Sakura finally got acceptence. It took Naruto twelve-ish years. It turns out Tsukiko had been right, because Naruto realized what a total bitch she was. Naruto pitied Choji; pitied him a lot. Sakura and Sasuke were constantly teasing Choji and Kakashi, their sensei, couldn't do anything because the Council of Elders, or the mother fuckers as Naruto called them, was on his ass. Tsukiko-sensei decided to take maters into her own hands and promptly kicked the shit out of both Sakura and Sasuke. Naruto couldn't stop smiling for the rest of the week, or whenever they passed by them.
The door bell rang and Naruto jumped. He was so engrossed in his thoughts he hadn't realized that seven o'clock had arrived with his date. Kyuubi snorted from her spot on the couch. Naruto turned to her and stuck out his tongue. The door bell rang for a second time. It was enough to know Shikamaru was a bit impatient. Naruto couldn't blame him. His heart was racing. He ran to the door and opened it up."Konbanwa." he greeted Shikamaru. Shikamaru smiled and nodded his head.
"Konbanwa, Naru-kun." Naruto smiled shyly at him. The Kyuubi got up from the couch and headed over to the door. She stood in front of Shikamaru and with her tail she grabbed the collar of his shirt and yanked him down to eye level.
"Listen closely, pup. If you hurt my Naruto-niichan, I'll make sure the rest of your days in this world are a living hell, got it?" Kyuubi threatened.
"Akashiro(1)-chan, don't be mean." Akashiro snorted and let go of Shikamaru. Shikamaru frowned down at her as he rubbed the back of his neck. The pressure she put on the back of his neck left collar mark impressions. Naruto chuckled in embarassment at Akashiro's show of affection. Shikamaru smiled and held Naruto's hand in his. Naruto blushed. Even though it had been six months since Shikamaru, Hinata, Choji, and Tsukiko-sensei had accepted him he still wasn't sure how to react to some of their shows of affection. Shikamaru only thought it made Naruto look cuter.
"A definate uke(2)." thought Shikamaru's perverted side.

Naruto couldn't help but be impressed with Shikamaru's choice of restaurants. Luckily, it was another restaurant owned by another of Tsukiko's friends. The owner, Maya, was just as accepting towards Naruto as Saya was. Aparently Saya and Maya lived together. They weren't in a relationship. Saya was just extremely poor and had no where to go. Naruto would have felt sorry for her if she wasn't so damn creepy at times. She scared the crap-out-of him.
Naruto and Shikamaru took a seat in a private booth. Shikamaru didn't want anyone trying to ruin their date or upset Naruto tonight because of their prejudice. It wasn't really prejudice, but it was close to it from what he heard Tsukiko-sensei explain about it. It took almost all the money he'd been saving up from their D-rank missions to properly pay for the booth. Even though Maya would have let Shikamaru and Naruto have a booth for the night for free Shikamaru wanted it to be totally authentic. When Tsukiko-sensei had said to the Hokage that she was going to break Shikamaru out of his bad habits she meant it. Unfortunately for Shikamaru, she did it through pounding him into the ground during training. Shikamaru's parents were starting to worry themselves over him. They hadn't seen Shikamaru move around so much in forever. Heck, he'd never moved so much in his whole life.

It was now ten o'clock. Shikamaru was walking Naruto back to his apartment. He made sure to travel through the backalley to avoid the villagers. The night had went splendidly well. They talked, they got to know each other a little better, and Naruto got to eat delicious food. All in all, it was a kick ass night.
Naruto stood in front of the doorway to his house. He faced Shikamaru and smiled shyly at him.
"Arigatô Shika-kun." Naruto thanked him. Shikamaru nodded his head.
"No problem, it was fun."
"Ano..." Naurto bit his lip and squirmed slightly side to side. Shikamaru's eyebrows creased.
"What is it?" he asked, clearly concerned. Naruto slowly reached over and gave a small peck to Shikamaru's cheek. Shikamaru's eyes widened and a hand flew to his cheek. Naruto smiled shyly and blushed. He put a finger to his mouth and gently chewed on the skin surrounding his finger nail.
"Arigatô," he said again and quickly headed into his apartment. The door slammed closed and Shikamaru stood outside like a deer in the headlights. Naruto placed his back to the door and clutched at his heart. His heart was beating quickly and he couldn't help but feel a tad bit flustered. Shikamaru smiled goofliy and turned to head home. His mother would have a cow if he didn't get home before 10:30.
Naruto pulled back the blinds and peeked out. He watched as Shikamaru walked home. He was still holding his cheek. A big cheesy grin found its way into Naruto's face.
"So this is how Hinata-chan felt back when she had a crush on me." He thought.
"So how was your date, Naruto-niichan." Naruto squeaked in fright. He turned around to see Akashiro. Her eyes were shining with amusment. He pouted.
"Stop doing that Akashiro-neechan!" he whinned. Akashiro shook her head.
"But it's fun teasing you, niichan!" Naruto was about to reply when he yawned loudly. He rubbed his eyes sleepily.
"You had a lot of fun, didn't you niichan?" Naruto nodded his heads tiredly.
"Hai, I did." he replied. Akashiro smiled, her tail swishing back and forth happily.
"Go on ahead and get to bed. Remember, Tsukiko-san is going to try and get you a C-rank mission tomorrow." Naruto nodded his head and headed off to bed.

Naruto's dream;

Shikamaru pulled all his clothes off and lay down on top of Naruto. Their skin touched. The warmth of another's skin on his was more than Naruto coulf take. At just the feeling of having nothing between them, Naruto's excitement increased all the more.
When they embraced, he realized something. He realized that he had always craved for Shikamaru. He wanted all of Shikamaru. The passion that he held inside him bursted out like a geyser. It scared him.
"Is this really your first time with a man?" Shikamaru asked.
"Yes, how many times do I have to tell you?" Naruto said with some force. But his lower half was quivering with lust for Shikamaru. He was eagerly awaiting Shikamaru's passion.
Shikamaru ran a finger down Naruto's tan chest. When he touched around the bud of a nipple, Naruto hissed at the feeling. Naruto then grabbed Shikamaru's hard penis that was in the space between them. "You want this."
Shikamaru grinned. "I do."
In retaliation he grabbed Naruto's ass with his large hands. "You want it in here?"
"Yes. I want you. Don't taunt me. Just do it."
Shikamaru laughed at how compliant Naruto was now. Naruto laughed too and grabbed Shikamaru's hips.
"I don't know," Shikamaru teased. "This is your first time, but you make it sound like you do this all the time. You netter not say afterwards that you didn't like it. Anyway, let's give you a little something first."
"No, I don't...ah...mm..." In the middle of his protest, Naruto's words changed to sweet groans of pleasure because Shikamaru had burried his face between Naruto's legs. Being suddenly pulled so deep into Shikamaru's mouth threw Naruto in a violent whirlpool of pleasure. "Ngh...ah..."
Shikamaru's tongue licked Naruto's penis from base to tip. Hesitating for a moment at the tip with little kisses, Shikamaru then sucked on Naruto. It felt so good now that Naruto couldn't even moan. He just gasped and pulled at Shikamaru's hair. He had been hard for a long time now, and under Shikamaru's caresses, he felt himself coming to an orgasm straightaway.
"Ah...I'm...ngh...Shikamaru..." He arched his back and shook his head, issuing cries of pain. Naruto couldn't hold himself back. He shot off into Shikamaru's mouth.
His breath was short and sharp. At the height of his pleasure, he had closed his eyes and kissed Shikamaru's head lying on his chest.
"What a groan. Hearing you is enough to make me hard." Shikamaru said.
"That's...a...good thing...my voice..." Naruto managed to gasp.
"Ssh. That was only the lead up to the main course...my firefly."
"Before you let it fly, put it in." Naruto laughed and turned over.
"Shikamaru lay over him and Naruto could feel Shikamaru's cock brush against his ass. In front of Shikamaru, he opened his legs. His arousal and desire had now overcome any feeling of embarrassment he once had.
"Shikamaru pushed his penis near Naruto's entrance hole. Slowly, he pushed it in. It was entirely different from a finger. Naruo was in so much pain, he almost thought he was going to be torn apart down there. His hormones were still ragging though, so he didn't care about the pain anymore. To the contrary, he was impatient for Shikamaru. Impatient at Shikamaru's slow pace, Naruto pushed his own hips back.
"More, move..." he gasped.
"Don't rush things," Shikamaru scolded. But Shikamaru was just as excited, and he soon started to thrust in with more force.
Naruto felt enormous pleasure. Shikamaru's large cock was filling him up inside. All the muscles in his body tensed with pleasure.
"Damn you," Shikamaru grunted. "This is too good. I ton'g be able to hold on...get up." He lifted Naruto's body up and sat him on his knees.
Facing each other like this made Naruto' feel the shyness he had managed to overcome. He began to worry.
"What do I do?" he asked.
"Do what feels good," hikamaru advised.
Hesitantly, Naruto started to move his hips, but with Shikamaru watching, he couldn't focus on what he was doing.
"Sit up," he said. "I can't do this with you watching.
Embracing him, Shikamaru lifed Naruto up and then started licking Naruto's chest while he caressed Naruto's cock.
But Naruto needed more.
"This isn't enough," he groaned.
"You can't just get by on one course," Shikamaru said.
With Shikamaru still deep inside of him and pleasuring him in the front, Naruto lost track of where he enjoyed being pleasured the most. He'd gone past simple arousal, Naruto was almost in a dream, but his body kept moving.
"...Ngh, Shikamaru...Ah..."
"More, you want more?" Shikamaru gasped.
Naruto shook his head furiously. Shikamaru was pounding up inside him over and over. And each time he did, a sweet moan issued from Naruto's mouth.
As if Shikamaru thought he might be able to taste those groans, he kissed Naruto. His tongue also reached down deep inside Naruto.
Naruto couldn't hold on much longer. He was feeling something else building inside him, much differnt from when he was going to shoot off. Naruto got down from Shikamaru's knees and asked Shikamaru to enter him while he was on all fours.
"Come here. I want you to take me from behind." Turning around he invited the man to take him. Shikamaru hesitated. "Please. Don't leave me like this."
Shikamaru grabbed Naruto's hips and pushed his cock in all at once.
Naruto arched his back, pushing his ass higher up and accepting the man deeper.
"Shikamaru...No...I can't hold on..."
His heart and body leapt at the same time.
"I can keep up. Don't get stressed. You'll boil over."
He felt it. Shikamaru's body made him feel close to danger.
"Ahh. I'm coming...Mm..."
His body was reaching the climax. What goes up, must come down.
"...Ngh."
Shikamaru shot far up inside Naruto. Nauto in that moment, eached and fell from the pinnacle of pleasure.

End Dream
(Scene quoted from; S Vol.1, written by Saki Aida: Pages 195-200)

Naruto shot up in bed. His breathing was erratic and his mind was swimming. He lied back down to still the water swishing around his brain. Frowning, Naruto noticed a slight sticky feeling pooling around his thighs. Looking down he groaned as he spied the reason for that feeling. He had without a doubt 'morning wood'. He looked over to the makeshift bed he had made for Akashiro and frowned as he spied the fox whimpering in her sleep. Slightly perverted giggles passed her lips as she mumbled about something. Naruto's eyes widened.
"Dear Kami-sama! Tell me she didn't see my dream." he thought. He groaned in embarassment. The Kyuubi wouldn't let him live this down. He burried his face in his hands in a crappy effort to hide himself. He knew it was childish, but right now he didn't care. Unfortunately for him his 'little' problem made itself none. Groaning he pulled the covers off of himself and slid off the bed. Taking one last glacen at Akashiro he picked up his clothes for the day and headed towards the bathroom.
Checking the water, Naruto couldn't help but be happy. At times it payed for his LandLord to be an A-whole and keep him from having hot water. Luckily from those books he read on male puberty he knew cold water would help. However, the Kyuubi wouldn't let him off that easily. She grinned evily and chuckled.
"Kukukukukuku!" Somewhere within Rice Country a certain snake sneezed. Using her demon energy she climbed onto the water pipe that led to the bathroom and began to heat the water inside of it. Inside Naruto's bathroom he groaned as he felt the water become warmer. His problem had yet to disapear. A feeling in his stomach where the seal was told Naruto that the Kyuubi had something to do with this.
"Evil bastard." he thought.

Tsukiko glanced down at her genin team. Hinata was chuckling, Naruto was avoiding Shikamaru like the plague, and Shikamaru was brooding because he was being ignored. She rolled her eyes and headed into the mission prep room. Hinata quickly followed after her, with Naruto shuffling in while Shikamaru dragged his body into the room.
Hinata had also opted for a change in woredrobe. Unfortunately for them, Tsukiko-sensei showed her the joys of cosplay. Today was Monday, which ment it was Panda Monday. Hinata was wearing a black and white corset, a black and white miniskirt, a long sleeve fishnet shirt, a white sweater with black fluff surrounding the bottom edges, and the whole look was topped off with a panda head hat. Naruto was pretty sure the hat was like his walrus night cap, but he couldn't be too sure. Sufice to say, if Naruto was straight he'd so do her. For now he would settle for beating back her suitors with a stick.
Naruto bit back a groan when he spied team seven also in the room with them. He resisted the urge to glare at them and, sucking up his embarrasment and Akashiro's constant nagging, he scooted closer to Shikamaru. Shikamaru istantly felt better when his boyfriend drew closer to him. His 'emo' aura evaporated and Kakashi let out a breath he didn't know he was holding.
"Team eight, requesting a C-ranked missio-" The door slammed open and Kiba and Ino came bursting in.
"Old man Hokage, I demand a better mission than chasing cats around!" Tsukiko-sensei had to resist the urge to just go up and bitch slap Kiba. Naruto however, was hoping she would. He was the only person who could call Old Man Hokage, Old man Hokage and no one was going to steal his thunder. While Naruto was thinking of ways to get back at Kiba, Shikamaru watched in amusement as Ino began to oggle him. Naruto saw her and hissed. He clutched to Shikamaru's side and began to growl at her; his eyes glowing red. Tsukiko decided to ignore them for now.
"As I was saying; Team eight requesting a C-ranked mission." she replied. The Hokage nodded his head.
"Yes, yes. A C-rank. I believe I have the perfect one for you; however, if you do not mind, would team seven accompany you?" Tsukiko's eyes narrowed but she nodded her head.
"Yes, that is fine. I'll give me an excuse to hit them and blame it on bandits." she answered. Sakura and Sasuke inched away from her.
"...You can't hit other students." the Hokage replied.
"...Can I hit my students?" she asked.
"...Maybe."
"Old Man!!!" Naruto shouted. He chuckled at Naruto.
"I'm kidding, I'm kidding. No, you cannot hit them." he joked.
"...You know that won't stop me, right?"
"...Well, I tried. Good luck Kakashi."
"I didn't agree to this." Kakashi said.
"Don't care, it'll give me some peace and quiet; moreover the Council of Elders have been hassling me. I need quiet damned you, I'm frickin' old."
"...Hehe, old man."
"Naruto, don't laugh at the old man. When you old and I still look like I'm in my twenties I'll laugh at you."
"...Son-of-a-bitch."

(1) Akashiro: A combination of aka meaning red and shiro meaning white.
(2)Uke: The bottom position in a male homosexual relationship.

Hinata's outfit; http://caramelpears.deviantart.com/art/Panda-Hinata-36470226 (If link doesn't show up search CaramelPears in deviantart)
Naruto's outfit; http://orin.deviantart.com/art/Naruto-Within-63147299 (If link doesn't show up search orin in deviantart)
Tsukiko-sensei; http://felicia-val.deviantart.com/art/Okami-Amaterasu-63609638 (If link doesn't show up search orin in deviantart, then go to the picture titled Okami)