Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ The Adventures Of Zoi And Shawna ❯ Confusion And Idiots ( Chapter 3 )

Screaming at the top of there lungs as they fell rapidly down the strange vortex. Deeper and deeper into the unknown abyss of purple, white and black lights. It felt as if they would never stop. Ever. But a light appeared not to far away from them.

 

“Apparently this is our stop!!” Shawna yelled as she and Zoi went through the opening. Only to continue falling to the earth beneath them. With a crash they made contact with the ground but they didn't stop, the duo began to tumble down a steep hill (A.N. bad luck ne? Well it's about to get worse…) and it just so happened that at the end of the hill there was a river and they rolled right into it…it was cold, very cold. Frigid actually.

“C-Cold….Cooold!!!” stuttered Zoi through chattering teeth and rapped her arms around her self.

Shawna, who had just emerged from under water, was shaking and she then raised her hands to the sky and yelled “ANYTHING ELSE” …..and it began to rain. (A.N. I'm so mean!!) Thunder roared in the distance, and lightning flashed.

“Great just facking, Great!!” she growled under her breath as she began to shake uncontrollably from the cold.

“W-wer-e…a-a-r-e...w-we?” Zoi said through chattering teeth.

“n-no i-de-a…..” she replied and looked around: trees, river, a duck, trees, more trees, a road, a traveler on road with a wagon….wait a traveler.

“HEY! Down here!!!!” She yelled and waved her arms above her head. The man looked in there direction and stopped.

“Are you two all right down there?” the man called through the rain.

“W-Were fine, just wet!!” Zoi yelled.

“And cold and sore and completely and utterly lost” she heard Shawna mutter under her breath.

“Do you need help?” he calls down.

“Yes!!!”

“Ok stay put!!”

“Not like we can go any where” Shawna muttered darkly under her breath as the man through's down a rope.

“Shawna is nice he's going to help us!!”

“Yeah, yeah”
“Hold on!! And I'll pull you up!!” he calls down and Shawna passes the rope to Zoi.
“You go up first”

“But-..”

“No buts just go!!”

“Ok” Zoi says as she's takes the rope from Shawna and is pulled up. Soon after the rope is thrown back down. She grabbed the rope and was pulled too.

“What were you doing down there?” he asks as he digs through is cart and pulls out to blankets and gives one to each them.

Scratching the back of her head nervously Zoi Said “hehehe…we fell…sorta….”

Under her breath Shawna muttered darkly “that's an understatement”

The man nodded and continued. “My name is Franklin, What's your name little girls?”

Looking at him carefully they noticed that he was wearing a surgical mask and his skin tone was very pale, it didn't look natural. His voice was soft, like scary soft. Looking at each other they turned pale and ran away screaming!! Blankets left in the dust.

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“Holy shirts was that….”

“Yeah…..Creeepy!” Zoi said as she took a deep breath and looked around. Eyes widening. Zoi Grabbed Shawna shoulder.

“What is it?”

“Look”

“Holy…….”

In front of them was something they both recognized….The gates to The Hidden Village In The Leaves only it was damaged

“…..Zoi?”

“Yeah?”

“Why...Who...What…When…How…Where??”

“To answer you questions. Why, I have no idea….Who, I don't know…What, erm...no so sure ….When I don't know maybe an three hours ago or something like that….How Can't-It was the Computer!!!! And as for the last one do I have to answer that?”

“Thanks for answering that oh goddess of smartitude-” Shawna said Sarcastically and continued “But you do have a point...”

“A point!!!! Were?? Is it going to hurt me? Is it a needle?”

“Zoi?”

“Yes?”

“You have Fifteen seconds”

“What?”

“Fifteen”

“What are you talking about??!!”

“Fourteen”

“Oh I see-”

“Thirteen”

“-You want me too run!!”

“Twelve”

“EEKK!!” Zoi runs off into the village.

“Five!!” Shawna yells as she makes a B-line towards the direction that Zoi went in.

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“HEY I THOUGHT YOU SAID FIFTEEN SECONDS??” Zoi called back as she heard Shawna approach behind her.

“FIFTEEN, FIVE…..YOU KNOW I WAS NEVER GOOD AT MATH!” was replied from behind her.

“YES WELL IF YOU USED THAT PRETTY LITTLE HEAD OF YOURS SHORTY AND USED IT FOR BETTER THINGS OTHER THEN DRAWING, DAY DREAMING AND BEING A FANGIRL FOR A GUY WHOS NOT EVEN HOT, IT WOULDN'T BE A PROBLEM!!!”

“SHORTY!!!!” Shawna screams as she seems to go ever faster and then tackles Zoi into a bush.

“Ow...Ow...Ow...STOP!” Zoi moaned as she feels Shawna beat her with a twig.

“Then DON'T call me short!!”

“Hey it's not my fault your sho-” Zoi was cut off as they heard voices from behind the bushes.

Shawna had stopped hiting Zoi crawled toward the sound and peaked through the bushes, only to see Kisame Hoshigaki and ITACHI UCHIHA (A.N-swoons-) fighting Asuma, Kakashi, Gai and Kurenai. Shawna's jaw dropped as she stared at them.

Zoi crawled up behind Shawna and peaked through the bushes as well and stared in shock.
“What the hell?” Zoi said in confusion.

“Holy shit Zoi!!”

“I'm confused”

“Me too, I mean maybe ten feet away from me is Itachi Uchiha…and I TOLD JENN-” Shawna was cut off as Zoi clamped her hand on her mouth.

“Do you want to get your self killed?”

“Mo, futt hrem wo hat!!!”(A.N. translation: no, but he's so hot!!!)Shawna said through Zoi's hand. Zoi remembered that she still had her hand on Shawna's mouth, let go.

“Yeah suure, but they'll kill you.”

“True”

“Good girl”

“Bite Me” Shawna snapped as she watched the fight and had an idea!! Picking up the sick she dropped and climbed a tree….Then through it as hard as she could…it hit Kisame in the back of his head knocking him flat on his face!!

Kisame picked himself up and stalked over to the duos direction and looked up.

“What the?”

“Hello” Shawna said happily and waved.

“Who the hell are you?” Kisame asked as he watched Shawna grin down at him.

“Such an honor to meet one of the seven swords men of the mist (A.N. or something like that), Kisame Hoshigaki” she said and jumped out the tree and smirked.

“Well you seem to know who I am, why don't you tell me who you are?”

“Names Shawna and the girl behind the bush is Zoi” as she said the Zoi's head popped out of the bush.

By now everyone had stopped to look at the girls in strange clothing. Zoi pulled her self out of the bushes and stood straight (A.N.6 something I feel so short around the person this character is based on :”( cuz I'm only 5'4)

“Which one of you through the stick at me?” Kisame ask

“Shorty did” Zoi replied as she pointed to Shawna.

Growling, Shawna snapped back. “Don't make me hurt you Zoi”

“Like you could SHORTY”

“Did I say physically? Nope I meant mentally…Blackmail BABY!!!!”

“What are you talkin' about?”

“How about the time you and burger kept telling people how smexy they were and the were nerds!!!! Or the time when you dat-“ Zoi's hand was clamped over Shawna mouth but she continued to talk-med fretlx mnor werm moo miiidned naryin seweyx riht wertyuio!!!”

“Ok, OK I GET THE POINT!!!” Zoi lets go of Shawna and sighs.

“Besides my awesomeness powers of black mail, I could annoy you to an early grave!”

“Shut Up”

“Why?”

“Because I said so!!”

“You're not my mother!!”

“I wouldn't want to be your mother!!”

“Freak!!”

“Retard!!”

“Gay-Homo!!”

“Bi-polar PMSING Brat!!” That shut Shawna up and her eyes watered and lip trembled, it caused Zoi to stare scared at her. Shawna sniffed and pouted.

“Um...Shawna are you ok?” Zoi asked warily

“No”

“I'm sorry”

“…for what?”

“For calling you a bi-polar pmsing brat”

“So?”

“Aren't you upset?”

“No”

“Then why were you going to cry?”

“I just remembered that …..I'm not going to get my ITACHI DOLL FROM MICHEAL”

“You do know that he's like ten feet from you”

“Is he?” Shawna looks to her left to see a pair Sharingan eyes staring back at her.

“Coooolnesss……HI!!!” Shawna says and waves to Itachi. He just stares at her blankly.

“Your very strange” he says in his deep smexy voice.

Shawna stares at him and then passes out.