Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ The Dance of The Chuunin ❯ The Campaign Speeches Begin! ( Chapter 14 )
[ P - Pre-Teen ]
By: alwayshiei 
Anime/Manga: Naruto Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 11.04.2006 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.1K | Visits: 441 | Status: Work In Progress
Anime/Manga: Naruto Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 11.04.2006 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.1K | Visits: 441 | Status: Work In Progress
The Dance of The Chuunin
By: AlwaysHiei
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.
Chapter- 14
"GOOD EVENING CHUUNIN; AND JOUNIN WHO CAME TO CHAPERONE. AS YOU MAY KNOW, WE'RE HOLDING A CUTE COUPLE CONTEST THIS NIGHT ONLY AT THE DANCE!! THE COMPETETORS HAVE ALL BEEN ENTERED, AND WILL MAKE SURPRISE SPEECHES IN FIVE MINUTES!! SO BE AT THE KARAOKE STAGE IF YOU'RE COMPETING OR IF YOU WANT TO WATCH!! GOOD LUCK COUPLES, AND I HOPE YOU'RE ALL GOOD AT MAKING SPEECHES UP IN THE SPUR OF THE MOMENT!!"
After the couples heard the announcement, they all moaned in depression. They had to make speeches; within five mintutes?!
"How troublesome..."
"Let's get to work, lazy!"
"This sucks!!"
"I never read this in the packet they gave you if you entered!!"
"I don't remember saying this was part of the contest."
"They could've told us at least!!"
"Whatever..."
And various other sentences were heard from the couples in the contest.
"O-oh great!!" Sakura (Hinata) whined to Naruto (Sasuke).
"AW MAN!!" Sasuke (Naruto) yelled with fake enthusiasm. 'I'm going to be seen wearing orange; ON STAGE!!'
Before anyone knew it, the five minutes was up.
"FIRST UP IS... KURENAI AND ASUMA!!"
"Great, just great..." Asuma muttered as the got on stage.
"Hello, everyone. I'm Kurenai and this is my boyfriend Asuma." Kurenai began.
"Tch! THAT was predictable, pairing-wise!!"
"You got that right!!"
"Yeah!! A little too obvious!"
"I think we should win because we're in love, and we're meant to be!!" Kurenai quickly ended. Five minutes wasn't long, and she didn't like the criticism from the crowd.
"Okay!! thank you!! next up is....KAKASHI AND ANKO!!"
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"KAKASHI AND ANKO!!"
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They weren't going onstage anytime soon, it would seem.
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"...OKAY, HOW ABOUT TENTEN AND NEJI?!!"
"Okay then!!" Tenten replied, enthusiastically as she walked onstage.
"Well, I think that Neji and I are perfect because we complete eachother." Tenten explained.
"Tch!! How corny!!"
"Ahem!" Neji said, glaring at the person.
"FOR EXAMPLE- I'm a tomboy, while Neji's girly. So I'm Neji's boyish side, while he's my girly side."
"Thanks, Tenten." Neji said frusteratedly.
"Well, thank you, and please vote for us!!"
"Okay, thank you both. up next; TEMARI AND SHIKAMARU!!!"
"How troublesome...." Shikamaru mumbled as Temari dragged him on stage.
"Yo! I think Shikamaru and I are the cutest couple in Konoha because... OUR HAIR MATCHES!!" Temari exclaimed.
Murmurs of things like, "Can they even compete? She's from Suna!" and, "Who gives a care about your hair!!" were heard from the audience.
"Shutup!!" Temari shouted furiously. "I can too compete because, even though I'm from Suna, I'm in Konoha right now!! The contest is "Cutest Couple in Konoha'!! So anytime we're both here together, we'll be the cutest couple in Konoha!! SO SHUT IT, YOU IDIOTS!!!" Temari explained, screeching the last part.
"Even if they do compete, they'll lose!" "Yeah! If they're hair's the only reason they have, I am not voting for them!!"
"I NEVER SAID IT WAS OUR ONLY REASON!!" Temari screamed frusteratedly.
"What other reason could you have?!!" "Yeah! Face it! You two suck as a couple!" "Tch!! Yeah! Look, you're standing at least ten feet away from eachother!! You probably aren't even a real couple!!"
"Not a REAL COUPLE?!!" Temari yelled back in disbelief. "ARE YOU ACCUSING ME OG LYING??!!!"
"If you aren't, then prove it!" An audience member challenged, receiving murmurs of agreement amongst the other members.
To this, Temari yelled back, "PROVE IT, HUH?!"
"YEAH!!" They all replied.
Temari really wasn't sure of what to do, but soon found out she didn't need a plan.
Because, after the Shikamaru proved it for her.
Right after the audience yelled, "YEAH!!", Shikamaru, who was annoyed by the all the screaming and yelling going on, kissed her.
In turn making everything and everyone go silent.
Afterwards, even Temari said nothing. She was shocked.
"AHEM, AHEM..." The announcer came onto the speakerphone as the couple walked off of the stage. "UP NEXT WILL BE...INO AND KIBA!!"
"Allright everyone, bring out the earplugs..." An audience member suggested.
"YO!! I'M KIBA AND THIS IS MY GIRLFRIEND INO!!!" Kiba yelled as soon as he got onstage.
"AND WE SHOULD DEFINITELY WIN!!" Ino screeched.
"Why do you think you deserve to win?" An audience member asked. " DON'T ASK THEM THAT!! WE WANT THEM OFFSTAGE BEFORE WE ALL GO DEAF!!!" "IF YOU'RE SO WORRIED ABOUT THAT, THEN QUIT THE YELLING JERK!!!" "WHY DON'T YOU!!!" "NO!! YOU SHUTUP!!" "BOTH OF YU, SHUT IT!!" RRRAAAUUUGGGHHH!!!!"
"VOTE FOR INOKIBA!! INOKIBA FOREVER!!" Kiba and Ino both screamed in chant, dancing and screaming all the way offstage.
"UP NEXT IS, 'SASUKE AND HINATA'!!! WHICH I'M GUESSING ACTUALLY MEANS NARUTO AND SAKURA ARE COMING UP!!!"
"QUIT YELLING YOU STUPID ANNOUNCER!!"
TO BE CONTINUED!!! "STOP YELLING, YOU JERK!"
Yup. Announcer's right. Since he said "Hinata and Sasuke", it actually meant Naruto and Sakura (Who're in disguise).
Anyhoo, please review. Review. Review! Review!! Review!!! REVIEW!!!
Seeya,
AlwaysHiei
By: AlwaysHiei
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.
Chapter- 14
"GOOD EVENING CHUUNIN; AND JOUNIN WHO CAME TO CHAPERONE. AS YOU MAY KNOW, WE'RE HOLDING A CUTE COUPLE CONTEST THIS NIGHT ONLY AT THE DANCE!! THE COMPETETORS HAVE ALL BEEN ENTERED, AND WILL MAKE SURPRISE SPEECHES IN FIVE MINUTES!! SO BE AT THE KARAOKE STAGE IF YOU'RE COMPETING OR IF YOU WANT TO WATCH!! GOOD LUCK COUPLES, AND I HOPE YOU'RE ALL GOOD AT MAKING SPEECHES UP IN THE SPUR OF THE MOMENT!!"
After the couples heard the announcement, they all moaned in depression. They had to make speeches; within five mintutes?!
"How troublesome..."
"Let's get to work, lazy!"
"This sucks!!"
"I never read this in the packet they gave you if you entered!!"
"I don't remember saying this was part of the contest."
"They could've told us at least!!"
"Whatever..."
And various other sentences were heard from the couples in the contest.
"O-oh great!!" Sakura (Hinata) whined to Naruto (Sasuke).
"AW MAN!!" Sasuke (Naruto) yelled with fake enthusiasm. 'I'm going to be seen wearing orange; ON STAGE!!'
Before anyone knew it, the five minutes was up.
"FIRST UP IS... KURENAI AND ASUMA!!"
"Great, just great..." Asuma muttered as the got on stage.
"Hello, everyone. I'm Kurenai and this is my boyfriend Asuma." Kurenai began.
"Tch! THAT was predictable, pairing-wise!!"
"You got that right!!"
"Yeah!! A little too obvious!"
"I think we should win because we're in love, and we're meant to be!!" Kurenai quickly ended. Five minutes wasn't long, and she didn't like the criticism from the crowd.
"Okay!! thank you!! next up is....KAKASHI AND ANKO!!"
tweet tweet tweet
"KAKASHI AND ANKO!!"
Tweet tweet tweet
They weren't going onstage anytime soon, it would seem.
Tweet Tweet Tweet
"...OKAY, HOW ABOUT TENTEN AND NEJI?!!"
"Okay then!!" Tenten replied, enthusiastically as she walked onstage.
"Well, I think that Neji and I are perfect because we complete eachother." Tenten explained.
"Tch!! How corny!!"
"Ahem!" Neji said, glaring at the person.
"FOR EXAMPLE- I'm a tomboy, while Neji's girly. So I'm Neji's boyish side, while he's my girly side."
"Thanks, Tenten." Neji said frusteratedly.
"Well, thank you, and please vote for us!!"
"Okay, thank you both. up next; TEMARI AND SHIKAMARU!!!"
"How troublesome...." Shikamaru mumbled as Temari dragged him on stage.
"Yo! I think Shikamaru and I are the cutest couple in Konoha because... OUR HAIR MATCHES!!" Temari exclaimed.
Murmurs of things like, "Can they even compete? She's from Suna!" and, "Who gives a care about your hair!!" were heard from the audience.
"Shutup!!" Temari shouted furiously. "I can too compete because, even though I'm from Suna, I'm in Konoha right now!! The contest is "Cutest Couple in Konoha'!! So anytime we're both here together, we'll be the cutest couple in Konoha!! SO SHUT IT, YOU IDIOTS!!!" Temari explained, screeching the last part.
"Even if they do compete, they'll lose!" "Yeah! If they're hair's the only reason they have, I am not voting for them!!"
"I NEVER SAID IT WAS OUR ONLY REASON!!" Temari screamed frusteratedly.
"What other reason could you have?!!" "Yeah! Face it! You two suck as a couple!" "Tch!! Yeah! Look, you're standing at least ten feet away from eachother!! You probably aren't even a real couple!!"
"Not a REAL COUPLE?!!" Temari yelled back in disbelief. "ARE YOU ACCUSING ME OG LYING??!!!"
"If you aren't, then prove it!" An audience member challenged, receiving murmurs of agreement amongst the other members.
To this, Temari yelled back, "PROVE IT, HUH?!"
"YEAH!!" They all replied.
Temari really wasn't sure of what to do, but soon found out she didn't need a plan.
Because, after the Shikamaru proved it for her.
Right after the audience yelled, "YEAH!!", Shikamaru, who was annoyed by the all the screaming and yelling going on, kissed her.
In turn making everything and everyone go silent.
Afterwards, even Temari said nothing. She was shocked.
"AHEM, AHEM..." The announcer came onto the speakerphone as the couple walked off of the stage. "UP NEXT WILL BE...INO AND KIBA!!"
"Allright everyone, bring out the earplugs..." An audience member suggested.
"YO!! I'M KIBA AND THIS IS MY GIRLFRIEND INO!!!" Kiba yelled as soon as he got onstage.
"AND WE SHOULD DEFINITELY WIN!!" Ino screeched.
"Why do you think you deserve to win?" An audience member asked. " DON'T ASK THEM THAT!! WE WANT THEM OFFSTAGE BEFORE WE ALL GO DEAF!!!" "IF YOU'RE SO WORRIED ABOUT THAT, THEN QUIT THE YELLING JERK!!!" "WHY DON'T YOU!!!" "NO!! YOU SHUTUP!!" "BOTH OF YU, SHUT IT!!" RRRAAAUUUGGGHHH!!!!"
"VOTE FOR INOKIBA!! INOKIBA FOREVER!!" Kiba and Ino both screamed in chant, dancing and screaming all the way offstage.
"UP NEXT IS, 'SASUKE AND HINATA'!!! WHICH I'M GUESSING ACTUALLY MEANS NARUTO AND SAKURA ARE COMING UP!!!"
"QUIT YELLING YOU STUPID ANNOUNCER!!"
TO BE CONTINUED!!! "STOP YELLING, YOU JERK!"
Yup. Announcer's right. Since he said "Hinata and Sasuke", it actually meant Naruto and Sakura (Who're in disguise).
Anyhoo, please review. Review. Review! Review!! Review!!! REVIEW!!!
Seeya,
AlwaysHiei