Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ The Good, The Bad, and The Loudmouth ❯ Ch1 - Kyuubi, Shinigami and Avatar's oh my! ( Chapter 1 )

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto this story is purely for enjoyment, so enjoy.

A/N: This fic has major OOC as well as X-overs of other characters from different media and oh yeah it's AU.

"Hello" - talking

'Hello' - thinking

"Hello" - Demon/Avatars/Gods talking

Hello- Demons/Avatars/Gods thinking

- scene change

/ flashback

This is my first fic please be gentle.

This story starts immediately after the Yondaime sacrificed his life to seal the Kyuubi no Kitsune into Uzumaki Naruto The Good, the Bad, and the Loudmouth

Chapter 1-Kyuubi, Shinigami and Avatar's oh my!

A man clothed in robes and a hat stood over the baby in the center of the room. "What will you do Sarutobi-kun?" asked the figure standing off to the side cloaked in shadow. "I honestly don't know.” stated the Sandaime Hokage of Konohagakure. "I wish I could honor the Yondaime's request but I would be fooling myself if I thought for one second anybody in this village would see him for himself, instead of the Kyuubi no Kitsune." The cloaked shadowy figure stated "You cannot just kill him or send him out into the wild and hope that he will be killed by nature." "I know all of that and I wouldn’t do such a thing to a defenseless baby. What I will do is send him with you for training." Said 'The Professor' to the cloaked figure. "What I will do is tell the village that the baby died a crib death if that is to your satisfaction Sinanju sensei?" "Yes I think that will work out very well except for one minor detail." Stated the Master of Sinanju. The Hokage sighed and asked "Oh and what would that be?" The shadowy figure disappeared and then appeared right next to the Hokage and said "Just the matter of my fee Hokage-sama. I will take the child and train him but you know the policy of the family of Sinanju, since the Yondaime didn’t want to pay the fee for our services he paid the ultimate price by dying for his village and I respect that. But the fee will be ¥11,552,000,000.00 ryou (A/N about $1,000,000,000.00 dollars U.S.).” The old man was shocked by the figure to say the least but something that was said; intrigued him enough to ask “What do you mean the Yondaime didn’t want to pay your fee? Fee for what service; I may ask did you want payment for?” The Master of Sinanju simply replied “The fee was for the elimination of the Kyuubi no Kitsune and your Yondaime swore he could take care of the beast himself so I watched while your pathetic shinobi was killed by the demon fox and then Arashi then performed the forbidden jutsu Shikifuujin no jutsu called up Shinigami and gave up his life to seal the youma’s soul into Uzumaki Naruto the child laying in the middle of this room.”

Except for the statement of the shinobi of Konoha being pathetic which the old man knew compared to the power of the Master of Sinanju all others were like ants trying to kill a giant he stood by impassively and listened and then blurted out “How could you have killed the youma then Master of Sinanju? Since us poor pathetic shinobi couldn’t get the job done without losing half of our forces!” the Hokage said the last statement sarcastically. The Master of Sinanju simply stood there and said “It’s quite simple really I would have been just like this.” And with that statement he then threw off the robe that enshrouded him and Sarutobi simply saw a man 6 feet in height; 155 pounds, with brown hair, cruel eyes and abnormally thick wrists standing in front of him. ‘I don’t see anything spectacular about him and I don’t feel anything in regards to chakra so what could it be?’ thought the Hokage. “I admit that in regards to chakra I don’t measure up to the standards of your shinobi and looking at me your not impressed but that is the point Sarutobi.” Said the Master of Sinanju “However brace yourself and spread the word to your forces I don’t need them to come barging in here.' After the word had been spread out to ignore what would go on in the Hokage tower Sarutobi then turned to the man and told him that everything was ok. “Ok here we go watch out now you will see how I could defeat the Kyuubi; I am created Shiva, the Destroyer; death, the shatterer of worlds. The dead night tiger made whole by the Master of Sinanju. Who is this dog meat that dares challenge me?" uttered the man. Then a black aura surrounded him and there was a huge increase in the man’s chakra at first it felt like an academy students, then around the level of a Kage for about 10 second’s it then jumped even higher to slightly more than what the Kyuubi had just before it got sealed. The old man was shocked to say the least; he didn’t think anybody could match the power of the Kyuubi even when he was in his prime he didn’t have anywhere near the amount of power that this being currently had.

"So Sarutobi what do think?" asked the avatar of Shiva. Sarutobi looked at the avatar and was mentally comparing the differences from the figure that stood there a moment ago and the being that stands now. 'Well first off; his skin is gray colored almost ashy looking, his height is now 7 feet, he looks like he weighs about 200 pounds, and he has 4 arms and hands not to mention his chakra level is impossible for a human being.' "Well I must say that your chakra was barely non existent to begin with and now it feels as if it's on level with the Kyuubi." stated the old man. "How come you have four arms and hands?" "Well to be perfectly honest since I am an avatar for one of the Hindu deities, worshiped as the destroyer and restorer of worlds. Shiva has been portrayed with 4 arms and hands and since I embody him spirit even if it's only a little bit it's only natural that I take on some of his characteristics, don't you think so Sarutobi?" stated the avatar. "To also answer your first question don't you think that the power of an avatar of a god is greater than a demon?"

The Hokage stood mulling over what had just been told to him plus what his senses told him. And that the being in front of him could decimate Konohagakure in minutes if it was so inclined. "I will pay the fee but there are some stipulations, first Naruto must be brought back after 8 years have passed, you can train him if you like but he must enroll into the ninja academy. Secondly please tell him the truth about everything so that he will know at least 1 person never wanted his life to be like this. And finally make sure that damn fox doesn't hurt Naruto or try to take over his body."

"I will bring the contract to your offices in the morning Hokage-sama."

And so the next day after the death of the Yondaime, the Sandaime gave the news that the vessel of the Kyuubi no Kitsune had perished late in the night. All of the villagers were cheerful and felt heartened by the news that the demon had passed on; most of the shinobi also felt the same way. The only exceptions were the Nara, Hyuuga, Akamichi, Inuzuka, and the Aburame clans the heads of those clans were depressed because an innocent babe had died for them. No one seems to notice that a man carrying a baby was walking out of the village square and leaving Konoha.

'Don't worry Naruto I will make sure that with your training, you will be able to have people acknowledge your strength instead of the fox inside you.' Thought the man as he walked out of the village.

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The sky was a dirty orange color hanging over a bloody field, the field was bathed in blood from such carnage that had just taken place, and everywhere was nothing but limbs and organs littering the ground. The soil was the same texture of mud but instead of water it was blood, so much blood it would seem that millions must have been slaughtered to make the ground feel that way. In actual truth billions had just been slaughtered for fun by two individuals.

"We should kill it now before it can harness the abilities and powers of the fox." stated the shrouded hulking figure. This being stood easily over the other and was casually licking the blood off of its arms and hands. The smaller of the two merely wiped its hands on a tattered piece of cloth from one of it's victims before replying.

"Now where would the fun be in that? You know full well killing the gaki at this time will do nothing but make 'HIM' very upset and you remember what 'HE' did last time don't you?"

The taller figure stopped licking the blood off and started trembling. "Yeah I remember and I also know that at that time 'HE' was just merely annoyed not upset at all."

"Exactly; now do you really want to kill the brat at this time or are you going to wait like 'HE' told us to do?" asked the smaller being.

"We wait but we need to have better fun than this." said the taller being waving it's now clean arm encompassing the field that they were standing in.

"I totally agree so let’s go have some real fun."

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The man that the Sandaime knew as the Master of Sinanju was walking into his own village. The village of Sinanju was a small fishing village located at the tip of an inlet with a cliff overlooking the seas. The villagers all welcome their savior of the village. "Welcome home Master, did the contract go well master?" "Hello Master may your life be as long as the reign of the sun in the sky from which is the source of your knowledge." Those were some of the greetings that came to him except for one individual who just studied the man. As the man walked past the huts of the villagers he knew that an old man was just staring at him but he kept walking towards his home which was only one of two buildings in the whole village. The biggest building stood about 7 stories tall and about 250 feet wide this was the treasure house of the masters of sinanju. The smaller structure was only 4 stories tall and about 125 feet wide this was the home of the reigning master of sinanju and also were the old man was sitting staring at the bundle in the reigning master’s hands.

"And what did you bring to our village Master Remo?" asked the old man.

"A baby that will need a family do you think that you can find one Pullyang?" asked Remo

A/N - I know that I haven't really finished this chapter until now (12/3/05) sorry I didn't have the time hope you enjoy it. Expect the next chapter roughly in about a 3 month time frame I'm gonna be moving and that's gonna kill what little free time I have.

A/N Revised (10/06) – I have been struck with a mountain of writer’s block as well as losing my job taking care of the kids and finding a new home all I can say is that I found my muse that drunk bitch slapped her around and now she’s on the ball expect the next chapter up probably within the next 3 days.