Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ The Life of a Kunoichi ❯ ~Picking on Shika~ ( Chapter 27 )

Chapter 27

 

~Picking on Shika~

 

 

~The following morning in Suna~

 

Phoenix awoke to the sounds of her son stirring in his room. Pulling free from her puppet masters grip, she slid out of bed and proceeded to pull on her tank top and thin sweat pants. Leaning over and giving Kankuro a kiss on his forehead she left him to sleep some more. Walking into her son's room she was greeted with a big smile and bright blue-green eyes shinning right back at her. “Morning baby.” She smiled as she lifted him out of the bed. Turning and heading out of the door she smiled as she passed Kankuro, who was still much asleep, laying on his back with an arm draped over his face and his lower half covered by the sheet. Willing the dirty thoughts to leave her mind she walked out of the room and made her way downstairs and into the kitchen. Putting Kenchi in his highchair, she proceeded to make breakfast. Soon the house was filled with the wonderful smell of bacon, eggs, pancakes, sausage and toast.

 

Um I smell….something…. worth getting up for.

 

Shikamaru was the first to enter the kitchen, rubbing the top of Kenchi's head before he sat down. Phoenix smiled as she walked over to her friend and handed him a cup of coffee, “next time try not to break the furniture.” She was barley missed by the coffee that flew out of Shikamaru's mouth. Not being able to suppress the laugh she sat down in the chair next to him. Shikamaru's face was beet red and he had begun to sweat. “What's the matter Shika, you thought that after all that no one would hear you?” she giggled some more. Shiakamaru put his head in his hands and groaned. Phoenix put a hand on his back and mildly rubbed small circles, “don't worry it just made Kankuro work harder.” NOW he was really embarrassed. “I didn't need to know that!” he said as he let his head hit the table with a thud. Phoenix laughed some more at her friends expense. She stood from the table to make his plate, after all it's the least she could do. Shikamaru lifted his head looking up at the konuchi he consider to be one of his closest friends, who was red in the face and tears streaming down her cheeks, “you know I'm really starting to reconsider our friendship.” He stated. Phoenix knew he was joking, somewhat, so she stopped her laughing and smiled, “it's ok Shika. I'm sorry for teasing you, but I couldn't resist.” Shaking his head he decided to turn his attention to the one that could only speak in broken sentences.

 

Soon the kitchen was filled with the other members in the house. Gaara sat down next to Kenchi, who was currently trying to steal a piece of bacon off his plate since his uncle was talking to Kira. Haru sat down next to Shikamaru and gave him a quick peck on the cheek. He turned to face her and smiled, but then remembered his conversation earlier with her bubble-headed sister. Turning slowly he took a chance to see if she was looking in their direction…

 

..yep. Damn.

 

Phoenix smiled at the light blush that was creeping across his face, clearing her throat she looked away towards Temari. Shikamaru followed her line of sight and was met with turquoise eyes that had a hint of amusement, you've got to be kidding me, she heard too! Both girls giggled at the torture they were obviously causing the man. Sighing he turned his attention back to his plate. “It's not that we're complaining.” Temari said. Phoenix about fell out of her chair at the statement and soon the table was all eyes on the two konuchi that were trying desperately to breathe. Shikamaru drew in a breath, damn troublesome women. “What's so funny?” Kira asked. Trying their best to calm down, they waved it off and shook their heads, claiming it to be nothing. He didn't look convinced. Phoenix looked to Temari, who smiled back. They both knew that Shikamaru knew their picking on him was only because they loved him, and they would never hand his torture over to another. Only they were allowed to tease him, besides Haru of course. Shikamaru let go a sigh and continued to eat, that is until they walked in.

 

Shikamaru's eyes widen at the sight before him. Kankuro and Ryu had come in with the most sinister smirks he had ever seen. Pausing mid-bite he swallowed the lump that had formed in his throat. Phoenix followed his line of sight that led behind her and realized what had him sweating bullets. Now he can be so demanding in the bedroom, but when faced about it outside he turns into Hinata. Phoenix thought. Turning her full attention to the smirking jonins behind her, she tugged on Kankuro's shirt to bring him down to her level. “Don't harass him me and Temari have messed with him enough.” Kissing her cheek all he did was smile, “I wasn't planning on doing anything.” “Uh huh.” Phoenix replied. Looking to her brother, he just shrugged his shoulders. Both jonin walked in and took a seat at the table each with a plate in front of them. “Hey Shikamaru, I want to thank you.” Shikamaru closed his eyes as he answered, “for what?” “Whatever you were doing to Haru last night really turned Phoenix on. You'll have to let me know what you were doing so I can try to get her to scream like that.” It was now Phoenix's turn to blush and Ryu burst out in laughter at his best friends, very casual statement. Haru was now bright red and couldn't help but sling a sausage link at her `brother' hitting him upside the head. “Damn it Kankuro!” “What?” the man asked between laughs. Not being able to be mad Haru just shook her head and smiled. Shikamaru was now officially embarrassed and seriously thinking about running all the way back to Konoha with Haru slung over his shoulder, right now whether she wanted to or not. Haru hugged her blushing ninja and whispered in his ear her breathe and lips lightly grazing the surface, “Their just jealous because when it comes to love making you are very skilled.” His reply was interrupted by both Phoenix and Temari, “like we said, we're not complaining, not one bit.” Looking to them two and then back to Haru. He could do nothing more then smile at the looks he was receiving from the girls at the table, sure was a boast to his ego and pride. Kankuro and Ryu quirked a brow at the statement their girls just gave. “What does that mean?” Ryu asked. Temari and Phoenix smiled as they rose from the table and walked over to the shadow user, wrapping their arms around him and Haru, “it means that you have a lot to learn.” It was now Shikamaru's turn to smirk sinisterly, and give a little payback. “I can show them, if you want me too,” wrapping his arms around all three konuchi. All three girls squeaked as they were held closer together by his strong arms. They looked to one another with shock and slight amusement at the lustful comment Shika just gave. Kankuro and Ryu looked to each other, smiled and leaned back in their seats, “only if we can watch.” Shikamaru smirked back, “fine with me. Make sure you pay close attention, cause once I start I won't stop.” The three konuchi pulled back to look the man, that was seated below them, in the face. “Are you feeling ok, Shika?” Haru asked a little stunned at his boldness. Phoenix and Temari just nodded, letting him know they were thinking the same thing. He turned his eyes to the girls and smiled.

 

Their not the only ones who can pick and tease.

 

 

 

 

A/N

 

Nixey- This was just a filler chapter I wanted to pick on Shika for a little bit, and I know your thinking `this is not Shikamaru' well…..to me it is. ^_^ besides who doesn't like a man that can knock your socks off and brag about it?!

 

Shika- *sighs* did you have to make it seem like I was gonna fuck all three of you?

 

Nixey- *smirks* you mean you wouldn't enjoy that?!

 

Shika- ………………O////O

 

Nixey- thought so. Next chapter up ASAP