Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ The Little Brat ❯ The Little Brat ( Chapter 1 )
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The Little Brat
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto! But a girl can dream.AN: My second story is finally underway! Don't forget to comment! I just might give you a cookie.
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"So what does the scroll say Itachi?" asked Kisame. Itachi had just pulled out a scroll that had their next mission written in it. "Is it another assassination?" He began grinning at the mear thought of it.
"No" answerd Itachi without even looking up. "We're going to escort someone from The Land of Demons to The Land of Rain ."
"Great." sighed Kisame. "Gaurd duty."
"This one is very interesting though." remarked Itachi still reading the scroll.
"What makes you say that?"
"It's an A-ranked mission, but the scrole doesn't say who is after our client."
Kisame gave a big, toothy, evil grin. "Maybe this won't be so boring after all."
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They arived at the designated meeting place. It was in an old abandond shed. Itachi was the first to enter, fallowed by Kisame. They both stood face to face with the other two figures hiding in the dark corner of the shed. One figure was smaller than the other. Although the taller figure looked preaty tough, it was the smaller one that looked the scariest. The only thing you could see was two huge evil eyes staring at you. This however was not enough to phase ether of them. They had been in scarier situations before, right?
"Itachi, Kisame." achnollaged the taller figure. "This is your client." he then lightly pushed the other figure into the light reveling an inocent looking little girl. She had big icy-blue eyes, and her jet black hair was pulled up with a dark blue bow. She wore a blue spaghetti strapped shirt, coupled with caprees. She didn't look much older than seven.
She looked at them with her big puppy-dog eyes and then looked at the floor nervously swirling her toe into the dirt. In the most inocent tone imaginable she managed to introduce herself
"My name is...Amaya." Kisame had a look of disgust on his face. He looked up to face the other figure.
"I thought this was an A-ranked mission!" But thier was no one thier. He looked out the window to see a giant sized shinobi jumping and skipping away, singing the hallelujah chores and shouting "I'm free! I'm free! I'm finally free!"
"That's not a good sign." observed Kisame as he slowly turned around and walked the oposit direction. He then followed Itachi and Amaya out of the shed.
(five minuts later)
Kisame felt a small tug on his cloak.
"I'm hungry shark-man! Ya got anything to eat?" He gave her an anoyed look.
"Why didn't you bring your own food pip-squeek? And use my real name!"
"I didn't feel like it, besides you got food don't ya shark-man? Come on! I know ya got some cookies hidden somewhere!" cried the little girl now with a frustrated/angry look on her face. How dare he not have a cookie! She then started to try and reach into his pockets to find the prized cookie.
"Listen hear ya little freak!" yelled Kisame pushing off the anoying little girl. "I an't give'n you any cookies. Ask me again and I will rip your little head off!" (AN: Kisame never was really good with kids.)
Her eyes suddenly filled with tears and she ran off to Itachi and hid behind his cloak.
"Itachi! Kisame said he was going to rip my head off!" she cried. Itachi turned around and gave Kisame a death glare.
"Kisame apologize to Amaya and give her a cookie." Kisame's mouth fell to the floor. The little brat got just what she wanted.
Amaya was safely traveling behind Kisame munching on her cookie while he shot her death glares.
"Whatcha want shark-man?" inquired the little demon.
"Pull another stunt like that, and you will never make it to The Land of Rain." Amaya simply snickered.
"You see that is where you're wrong. Ya see, acording to the Akatsuki rule book, your not allowed to harm the client."
"And how the heck would you know that?!"
"I have my ways....." Kisame was now fully convinced the child was a demon.
"I would be carful about who you mess with little girl. You may 'accidently' get lost in the dark scary woods."
"Right...." said Amaya as she finished her cookie.
"You should take you're own advise."
Kisame was now determined to get his revenge! After-all his manly...fishy...pride was on the line, and he had the perfect way to do it. She was so going to get it!
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Later that night, Kisame waited for Amaya to go to sleep, before making his move. Kisame was certain this plan would work. He pulled out his gigantic sword.
"This will teach that little brat to mess with me!"
'Clank'
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(later that morning)
KIsame and Itachi where standing on the road waiting for Amaya.
"Kisame!!!!!!!" screamed Amaya. She came running out, with blood lust in her eyes. Her long black hair, was no longer all that long. Instead it was cut very,very short, like a boys cut. She shot him the dirtiest look ever developed by a human. She slowly walked up to Kisame and looked him strait in the eye.
"I think it goes without say that this" she pointed to her hair "Will not go unpunished."
"O ya....And what is a little pip-squeak like you gona do about it."
"I don't have to tell you. I will simply do it when I feel like it. Until then your mind will eat away at you until you finaly snap."
"And what makes you think your sneaky enough to pull a fast one on me, Kisame, an incredibly deadly and powerful assassin?"asked Kisame with a mightier-than-thou look in his eyes.
"This..." she said plainly, and held up a Kunini with the name 'Itachi' engraved in it.
"Give me that!" grumbled Itachi and snatched back his kunini. When he
"Same place I got the kunini."
"......"
"O, don't wory I made a realy nice profit after I sold it and about three inches of your hair to the fan girls." she said after pulling out a wad of money.
"This is going to hurt..." said Itachi as he thrusted his kunini at Amaya. She simply side stepped out of the way.
"Tsk, tsk Itachi. I would have thought better of you. You know your not alowed to hurt me." she said waging her finger at him.
"Because of your bad behavior I will have to punish you." Itachi gave her a ya right look.
"But I don't feel like it now. I'm way to tired."
"You just woke up!" wined Kisame.
"So." she stated as she jumped onto Kisame's back and lounged between his sword and his head.
"I don't care. Now be a good shark-man and gidy-up!" Kisame was about to loose his mind. Itachi sarted to walk ahead of Kisame,but Amaya had other plans.
"O-no ya don't preaty-boy! Back of the line. Ladies are always first." Itachi eyes were now sooting daggers in the back of her head.
Later on while Amaya decided to go play in a flower field with the butterflies, and leave Kisame and Itachi alone for the moment.
"I can't take this anymore Itachi! I'm gonna kill her!"
"Don't do that just yet I have an idea...."
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"La, la la la, la la" sang Amaya as she picked flowers in the medow. When all of a sudden Itachi and Kisame jumped out and tied her up into a paper sack. They then quickly threw into a trunk and locked it.
"We did it Itachi! We discoverd the loop hole!" Kisame rejoyced. He and Itachi then tied the box to a string and drug it behind them. They where happy they didn't have do deal with the brat anymore. But then the string became a lot easier to pull. They both looked back to see a now far away ninja running away with the trunk.
"Ooops...." said Kisame who was the one holding the rope. Itachi was now giving him the death glare. They took off towards the ninja when three more jumped in front of them.
" It's to late you're treasure is long gone by now!" shouted one of the ninja.
"I hate to break it to ya but their is nothing of value in that trunk." said Kisame.
"Your just lieing so you can get your treasure back! " and with that all three ninja atacked.
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tachi and Kisame where able to dodge their atacks with ease, but these ninja where also quick and although Itachi and Kisame did manage to land a couple of hits, they missed a whole lot more than they made their mark.
"Itachi! If we don't end this soon we won't be able to catch up to that other ninja!" yelled Kisame a little frantic.
Mean while, another ninja was watching the battle hidden in the trees. He had been chosen to launch the sneak atack. He held a relativly small sized canon on his shoulder, and took aim.
The ninja's broke off from their fight for the moment. Itachi and Kisame seemed cool calm and collected, while the others where out of breath and tired. The battle was almost over. When suddenly a large ball of wind came crashing through the tree and hit the three ninja in front of Kisame and Itachi, bashing them into the line of trees on the oposit side of the road. The Akatsuki members looked to see none other than Amaya holding the air canon on her shoulder next to an unconcious ninja. She had an angry look on her face.
She then leaped in front of a suprised Kisame after making a few hand signs and formed a sheald just before a kunini could hit its mark. The sixth ninja was now standing in front of Amaya. He was the biggest and baddest of them all, but this did not fase Amaya. Instead she reached out and grabed him by the collar of his shirt, pulled him down to her level, and forced him to look into her eyes. Amaya was not a happy little girl.
"Lets get this strait, big-boy, You have three choices hear. A) I beat you to a pulp and leave you hear lieing on the road, B) you get down on your knees, grovel at my feet, and beg for mercie, or C) you give me a cookie..."
The bewilderd ninja reached into his pocket and pulled out a choclate chip cookie. Amaya gave a big smile and took the cookie. She then skipped happely over to her even more bewilderd traveling companions, pulled out the wind canon, and sent them both flying into a tree with a single shot.
"That was for locking me in that trunk!' said Amaya. Kisame and Itachi now had big anime swirls in their eyes.
"Alright enough playing, we need to get going. I don't want to be late!" she said as she skipped down the road munching on her cookie.
After a while the sun started to set, and the three ninja decided to camp out for the night.
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Itachi woke up to the fealing of something pulling on his hair. He turned around to see Amaya braiding his hair.
"Quit moving!" yelled Amaya rather loudly, "I'm almost done... Their!" His eyes grew big and he quickly pulled out a conveniantly placed pocket miror to see that she had made his hair look like the Wendy's girl!
"Don't you just love it! Revenge realy is sweet!"
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"O, I did Kisames too! Look!" she proclaimed triumphantly as she pointed to a crying Kisame. His hair was shiny with all the gell she had put in it. His hair was groomed and gathered in to one perfect point. He looked like a giant blue Alfalfa!
"By the way the gell I put in his hair won't wash out for a week! And Preaty-boy I sprayed a special perfume in your hair, and by speacial I mean you smell like a dead skunk. Now Lets move on shall we."
Itachi by now realy wanted to cry, but instead stood up with his head down and followed Amaya and Kisame down the road.
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The village was finaly within sight now in sight. Itachi and Kisame where relieved. Finally they could rid themselves of this pest for good. Amaya was skipping ahead of them and humming happely to herself, but suddenly she stopped and stared at the bushes on the side of the road. She put on a big ear-to-ear smile and watched as the dark figure calmly walked out into the middle of the path. It was none other than the leader of the Akatsuki. Itachi and Kisame both gave a small but respectful bow.
"We have nearly compleated our mission and will soon head back to the base." reported Itachi. Kisame nodded.
"Daddy! Daddy!" squeeled the little girl as she ran up to him. The leader got down on one knee and recieved her as she gave him a big hug. Itachi and Kisame's jaws dropped. Amaya broke of from the hug and gave him a gigantic anime smile.
"I can't wait to tell you all about my trip!" sang a happy Amaya. Itachi and Kisame where no longer standing on the path. They went into hiding....
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AN Yea it is FINISHED!!!!!! Its the first fic I have posted. Hope you enjoyed it and if you did tell me about it! And if you didn't I still whant to know!
Sakura: Do you whant to get flamed?!
Me: BURN BABY! BURN!
Sakura:'....'