Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ The Love Triangle of the Princes and Princess ❯ The Love Triangle of the Princes and Princess ( Chapter 1 )

Disclaimer (Wow this is the first time I actually put this in here besides the summary): I don't own Naruto. He belongs to Masashi Kishimoto.

 

The Love Triangle of the Princes and Princess

 

One upon a time there were two princes and a princess. There was the blue prince, the orange prince, and the pink princess. They're kingdoms were close by each other so they would see each other often.

 

The problem was that they were in love but the one they loved didn't love them back. The orange prince loved the pink princess, the pink princess loved the blue prince, and the blue prince loved the orange prince. Everyday they would each try to get the other to love them back.

 

The blue prince said the orange prince, “Oh how I love you. Be together with me, and together we shall take revenge over the black king.”

 

The orange prince responded, “Foolish prince, don't you know that revenge is unhealthy? It can drive people insane. How do you even know that you'll beat the king anyway? I do not love you.”

 

The pink princess said to the blue prince, “Oh how I love you. Be together with me, and I shall do all the cooking and cleaning.”

 

The blue prince responded, “Foolish princess, I have maids that can do of that for me. Besides you are too weak to be at my side. I need someone that is strong, and can help me beat the black king. I do not love you.”

 

The orange prince said to the pink princess, “Oh how I love you. Be together with me, and we shall stand king and queen over two kingdoms.”

 

The pink princess responded, “Foolish prince, I decline your offer. You are annoying, and have bad manners. The one I seek is much more mature than you are. You're kingdom will be taken over before you become king. I do not love you.”

 

Everyday they would try, and everyday they would fail. They even tried to bribe them.

 

The blue prince said to the orange prince, “Oh how I love you. Be together with me, and you will be served your favorite food for breakfast, lunch, and dinner everyday.”

 

The orange prince responded, “Foolish prince, do you think you can bribe me with my favorite food? As much as I love it so, it would be boring to eat the same thing everyday. I'd much prefer to have it at least once a day. I do not love you.”

 

The pink princess said to the blue prince, “Oh how I love you. Be together with me, and you will be given the most wonderful love-making you will ever experience.”

 

The blue prince responded, “Foolish princess, love-making should not be considered a toy. It should be full of love, trust, and sincerity. How dare you try to bribe me that way. I do not love you.”

 

The orange prince said to the pink princess, “Oh how I love you. Be together with me, and you will have your very own garden full of roses and other beautiful flowers.”

 

The pink princess responded, “Foolish prince, I do not want a garden. It would be full of pollen, and bees which are annoying like you. Plus as much as flowers are beautiful, they eventually die. I do not love you.”

 

No matter how many ways they tried, the other never loved them back. So the princes and princess were never truly loved back. Ever.

 

Sasuke dropped the pencil once he was finished. He had been working on the tale for a while. Since the team finished training early, he decided to work on it. Sakura walked over to Sasuke, and noticed the paper.

 

“Hey Sasuke, what is that,” Sakura asked.

 

“Something I've been working on,” Sasuke replied.

 

Naruto heard what Sasuke said and shouted, “I wanna see!”

 

So Sakura and Naruto read the tale. Once they were finished they had a strange look of confusion on their faces.

 

“Why did the blue prince love a boy and not a girl,” Sakura asked.

 

“It's supposed to be a love triangle so the prince loving a boy made sense,” Sasuke answered.

 

“I think the princess should have forgotten about that bastard, and got together with the orange prince,” Naruto said.

 

“Well it's not your story, loser,” Sasuke said and smirked.

 

“Asshole,” Naruto murmured back.

 

Later on, they were walking back home from training. Sakura blushed and walked beside Sasuke.

 

“Um… Sasuke, do you want to go get something to eat with me,” Sakura asked.

 

“No,” Sasuke answered.

 

“Sakura, I'll get something to eat with you,” Naruto offered.

 

“Forget it,” Sakura replied.

 

Sasuke glanced at Naruto. He knew Naruto wouldn't feel the same about him as he did. So he never told him.

 

So the princes and princess were never truly loved back. Ever.

 

Author's Note: Wow *blinks* I have no idea where that came from. I fell asleep on the computer at 2:00 am, and when I woke up here it is. I think I sleep-typed instead of sleepwalked. Comments are appreciated, and if you plan on flaming me you'll have to face my blowtorch, my chainsaw, and/or my ninja cats (so don't flame me).