Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ The Many Ways Sasuke Came Back To Konoha ❯ Way # 1 ( Chapter 1 )
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The Many Ways Sasuke Came Back To Konoha
Way # 1
All three of them sat in one room enjoying dinner, cooked and plated by Kabuto. The tender and juicy roasted lamb with walnut-mint pesto sauce steamed on the white plate as he set it down in front of Orochimaru. On the side were rosemary potatoes, and steamed zucchini that had also been lightly spiced. Serving a second plate to Sasuke, he sat down at his own place to enjoy his meal.
“What is this?” Sasuke sneered, using his fork to jab at the lamb.
“Roasted lamb.” Kabuto answered, cutting a slice off from his own plate.
“Looks disgusting.”
“Then don't eat it.” Kabuto shot back angrily toward Sasuke.
“He's our main man, we have to make sure he is well fed, and has anything his heart desires.” Orochimaru commended, stroking his cheek. “You'll have to make him something else Kabuto.”
“What!?! I spent ALL DAY making this!” Kabuto cried incredulously.
“Do it four-eyes.” The satisfied smirk of dominance on Sasuke's face turned Kabuto's red with anger. Seething, he took Sasuke's plate and began to head for the kitchen.
“Kabuto, take mine as well.” Orochimaru commanded, taking a sip of his wine. Biting back the annoyed sigh, he went back for it.
“And what are you two desiring tonight?”
“Nothing more for me Kabuto, I am going to take my bath now.” Gracefully, Orochimaru stood and left the two alone in the room. Slamming the plates on the table when he was sure that Orochimaru couldn't hear, her turned to Sasuke.
“That's it you're out of here!”
“What the hell does that mean?” Sasuke looked him up and down judging how serious he was as he stomped toward him. Without another word, Kabuto proceeded to kick the shit out of Sasuke and tie him up, dragging him bound and gagged to his room and placing him in a giant box. He paused for a moment to scribble a note, which he stuck to Sasuke's forehead.
“I'm sick and tired of `Mr. Perfect' stealing the spotlight and being a complete ass around here. Give my regards to Naruto!” Firmly sealing the lid he dragged the box outside to the nearest road and waited a few minutes before some villagers came with a wagon. “Hey!” He flagged them down. “I'll give you fifty yen if you take him to Konoha as fast as you can.” Looking confused the villager took the money.
“Him?” Some muffled noises followed by the box shaking got their attention.
“Here's another fifty to forget everything after you deliver it and never tell a soul.” The young man nodded happily, loaded on the heavy item and set fourth to Konoha. Kabuto wiped his hands, and looked happily as the man rushed off his gift. “Well, now that's settled… I think I'll go join Orochimaru.”
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“Naruto! This package came for you!” Kakashi called as he hauled the box in. “Geeze, it must be really big to weigh this much.”
“Set it down right there.” Naruto pointed to a spot by the door and Kakashi set it down with a large thump. A small noise was made inside and they both jumped. “What is it?” Naruto asked in bewilderment.
“No idea.” Naruto got closer and slowly took off the top to find… Sasuke… bound and gagged with a note. Taking the note off the struggling Sasuke he read it.
Dear Naruto,
Take this pain in the ass back, I don't want him here anymore he's too much of a bother. Good luck.
Looking from the note to Sasuke and back he remained speechless. “What the hell?” Was all he could think to say when words finally came back. Well, at least Sasuke was back in Konoha.