Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ the naruto of the west ❯ haha he has an axe in his face ( Chapter 2 )

A/N: thank yall for your extreme lack of reviews I was hopin that maybe justa onea ya might like the old west as much as I do and want to put in some input oh well anyway this is the second chapter raise a glass of redeye and be merry ya bucha yellow bellied coyotes

 

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Anyone talking

Kyuubi talking

Anyone thinking

ANYONE YELLING

 

“So Naruto you care to tell me what happened to those injuns (I know the word injuns is considered racist by many people includin myself but I also feel I have the right to use the term since I am Cherokee and I feel it will give the story a more authentic old west feel) that attacked you” Hickock asked

“Oh nothing much just happened to be passin the town Gaara list was and decided to see if he was still there turns out that he still has a blood fued goin on with the Comanche on account of his Apache father makin him swear on his death bed to finish the war he started with em and he decided to rouse up somea the old gang needless to say there is one less Comanche village out there in the plains” Naruto replied with a hint of sadistic joy

“Hells fire boy you can't just go around killin them folks like that the governer will have your tail for this and what about the Kiowa that attacked you” Hickock said with an exasperated sigh

“The governer ain't gonna say a word… his momma was killed by them Comanche too in fact he was secretly endorsin us for a while till the army started to catch wind of it” Naruto replied with a chuckle

“The kiowa boy the Kiowa damnit you might be able to outshoot most men out here but don't forget that I am the law in this town and you still got a ways to go afore you can take me on” Hickock said

“Oh come on you know as well as I do the government wants them injuns outa there so they can take the land and the Kiowa tribe that attacked me owed me a debt for savin their village from that famine a couplea years back I brought food to em cause onea their medicine men healed me as a boy so when they relized it was me they apologized profusely and their chief gave me these eagle feathers in my hair for the rashness of the braves that attacked me” Naruto replied

“Oh…but still you need to stop killin them people anywho you in for a bottle of redeye and a good game of stud” Hickock asked

“Hell man you had me at the redeye oh and don't get mad if I shoot onea the guys for slick dealin this time” Naruto said with joy

“Well then way I see it if the man is slick dealin he deserves to die anywho drinks are on me” hickock said as they both started to walk from the jail to the saloon

“Oh I forgot to tell you I saw that man Doc Holiday and his buddy King Fisher come through town a few days back caurse Holiday tried to kill my bartender when he was drunk so I got the outa here as fast as I co-” hickock was cut off by the sound of a sharps 50. go off like a cannon and narrowly missin Naruto's face and quicker than the eye could follow Naruto whipped out a throwing axe and threw it over two hundred yards at man who tried to dry gulch him

“God damn Naruto I will never figure out how you do that with a weapon designed for 20 feet tops” Hickock said with admiration

“Them damn wet behind the ears green horns trying to dry gulch me I am getting so FUCKING TIRED OF THEM ASSHOLES IF YOU WANNA HIT A TARGET YOU DON'T MISS DAMNIT” Naruto yelled as he raced to the body

“Damn I hate it when he gets like this aw shit he startin to turn red again shit we need to get him some help with his anger issues I mean I know he was taught to never miss but hell when you get pissed because someone misses a shot at you I think there is a problem” Hickock said to no one in particular as he chased after naruto

“YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE WHEN YOU SHOOT A TARGET YOU FUCKING HIT IT YOU LITTLE COYOTE YOU AIN'T WORTH THE SAND IN YOUR CRAW AND THE BREATH IN YOUR LUNGS DAMNIT” Naruto yelled as he grabbed his axe out from the head of the man who had just tried to kill him and began to chop into the mans's ribcage and started to cut the man's heart out

“Damn Naruto that still scares me how you do that to everyone you kill I mean Hell You did it to Billy the Kid with his whole gang lookin on just don't mess up his face I need to try and I.D. the body” Hickock said while slowly shakin his head from side to side

“I have told you before I must take the heart and bury it in a separate location so that they cannot come back and I already know who this is” Naruto replied

“Well then who the hell is it” hickock asked

“His name is Paul Mercer and he has been tryin to track me down for six months cause he thinks I was cheatin at a game of faro now I didn't cheat he is just a sore loser from San Antonio and everyone over there knows and told him to let it drop cause they recognized who I was BUT HE FUCKING WOULDN'T LET IT DROP I LET HIM GO OVER IN BROWNSVILLE AND I TOLD HIM TO GO HOME BUT NO HE CAN'T FUCKIN QUIT CAN HE AND NOW LOOK WHAT HE MADE ME DO” Naruto screamed at Hickock

“Fine fine I'll get the gravedigger to bury his body over at the churches gravesite…can we go play five car stud now I haven't gambled all week and I am going into withdrawls” Hickock asked with a slight whine

“Fine you old gambling fool you really need to stop that you know caurse I need to stop drinkin but hey we all got our vices I guess” Naruto replied

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A/N: there chapter two up finally huh? Anywho this is a little action for all you guys who wanted some the poll from chapter one is still up by the way so please help my decision before I just make one for you read and review flame if you deem necessary but keep in mind that all flamers must flame because they can't write themselves and instead must indulge in calling all other fics horrible in an effort to make themselves feel better boo hoo get a life and take some writing classes if you wish to flame me mak it a legitimate reason such as grammer or misspelling but don't say “ this fic sucked because the old west didn't have electricity” or “ injuns is racist” I'll say ok and keep on with my life anywho this is Ookami no Getsuei OUT

 

Ookami no Getsuei

Son of the Celts, Vikings, and Cherokee