Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ The Ninja's Little Book of Poetry and Rants ❯ Laughter is the Best Medicine. ( Chapter 1 )

Poetry: Limericks, Galore!

 

 

The Unfortunate Ninja

There was once was a man in Japan,
Walking down the street with a walkman.
He took a wrong turn,
And made his tummy churn,
And threw up on a ninja named Dan.

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Poor, Poor Boa

One day, while touring Konoha,
I came upon a large boa.
It hissed and it slithered,
And it cursed while it dithered:
"I wish I could climb the Cedar of Goa!"

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The Doom of Shika-kun!

In a small bar was a woman named Ino,
Tempers as big as the belly of Mino.
Her boyfriend, who she called Shika
Shunned her by spilling paprika,
And had faced her wrath without his Aveeno.

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The Sad Tale of a Bowl of Ramen

Yesterday, there was a bowl of ramen
(Poor Naruto had lost it to TenTen!)
It was criticized by the shinobi,
And was harrassed by Gaara and Baki,
Then…devoured by some rude clay men.

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Akatsuk i's Harsh Punishment

Everyone knew the ninja named Tobi,
Who had looked at Sasuke's dirty obi.
Itachi was pissed,
Hidan's smirk was missed,
And Deidara shipped him to Nairobi.

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Author's Notes:

My Disclaimer is that Naruto belongs to Masashi Kishimoto.

Maybe a bit off-beat but…yep, I've officially gone off the cliff. Wheee! xD I hope you enjoyed the queer humor I embedded it with! Please review? I'd like to know what poems/drabbles I could post to make wonderful viewers like you happy...more limericks?

As for who is Mino (short for Marino)…he is a…er…hm…I really don't want to be mean…I'm sorry, I really am, 'cuz I dunno how else to say it…He's a guy that I know, and um… He's a very healthy boy.

Review? Thanks a bunch!

P.S. I hope I didn't make anyone mad or hurt with my poems (ie: ShikaIno—to those ShikaTema people and others). So, if I did... -bows- Sorry! n.n;;