Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ The Prettiful Gardener ❯ Chapter 1 ( Chapter 1 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

The Prettiful Gardener
By: Ryan, Inu, and Neko.
 
Once upon a time there was a Prince named Sasuke who was very beautiful and sexy and a Princess named Naruto who was actually a guy but dressed as a girl to make Sasuke fall in love with her…him...um…
In their garden they had flowers, pretty flowers, so of course they had a gardener. The gardener's name was Doug. But one day Doug was shot by a bazooka and then he fell into a hole which killed him. So they hired a flamingo as their new gardener, but it wasn't a pink flamingo it was green but everyone was color blind so it didn't really matter, but the flowers didn't like the green flamingo so they revolted. So they had to hire another gardener. His name was Nick the Prettiful gardener, and what they were told by his previous employers he was the master of gardening. But Nick was a terribly sad gardener because he had been madly in love with Doug.
One day Sasuke and Naruto went on a picnic. But while they were eating, Prince Sasuke fell into the nearby river. Princess Naruto jumped into save him but as she/he pulled Sasuke up on the shore the Prince went into hypothermia. So Naruto, thinking quickly, pulled him into a cabin. There he found a blanket. He took off Sasuke's wet clothes and covered him with the blanket. But soon, he began to get cold himself, so he stripped and crawled under the blanket with Sasuke.
When Sasuke woke up he noticed how warm he was, then he noticed he was naked, the he noticed that there was another sleeping naked guy next to him that looked suspiciously like Princess Naruto. So Sasuke got up and summoned a djinn, who then got them a king-size mattress and a bed frame. So after the Princess woke up they went outside and saw a cow. So they decided to ride it back.