Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ The Prettiful Gardener ❯ Chapter 7 ( Chapter 7 )

Chapter 7

 

Naruto and Sasuke ran around.

“I thought I saw two blue guys over here…” Naruto said.

“Um…Naruto…”

“Yeah?”

“Why are we killing all these people?” Sasuke asked innocently.

“Because Sasuke dear there stupid and they won't ever amount to anything in life. This is a pity killing.”

“o-o?” (Sasuke's face)

 

Naruto and Sasuke went to the river.

“I could have sworn there were two blue guys…” Naruto said looking back and forth.

“Can't we just forget them and do something else?” Sasuke asked.

“Don't worry, once we kill those two off we can do anything you want.” Naruto said and kissed Sasuke passionately.

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Church aimed at Naruto and Sasuke. “My god these two guys are really sick…” he said.

“Come on let me look in the sniper!” Tucker whined

Church ignored him and aimed at Naruto and Sasuke. He fired four times but they all missed. “Dammit!” Church said and hid behind the rocks.

“You really suck at using the sniper don't you?” Tucker asked.

Church glared at him.

“Oh quiet being an asshole and let me have that before you shoot yourself.” Tucker said grabbing the riffle.

“Let go of that!” Church yelled.

“Just let me try it!”

“No!”

“Asshole!”

“You little shit!”

“You big shit!”

“Man your gross!”

“I can puke just by looking at you!”

“Awww lovers quarrel?”

“Wah?!” both Tucker and Church looked up to find Naruto pointing guns at them.

Before anyone could react, Church fired. Naruto screamed in pain and fell to the ground. Sasuke got red in the face and fired at Church. Church tripped (over air incase you were wondering) and fell over backwards avoiding the bullet, but kicking Sasuke in the nuts.

Tucker really wished he had some popcorn.

Suddenly, like a bomb, out of the sky dropped Caboose landing on the pile of Sasuke, Naruto, and Church.

Tucker glanced up. “Um…your dead.” he said.

“The people in white said I was to stupid to be dead…” Caboose said.