Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ The Real Reason ❯ Roger ( One-Shot )
[ P - Pre-Teen ]
By: uchihacest 
The real reason why...
Anime/Manga: Naruto Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: One Shot | Uploaded On: 06.24.2006 | Pages: 1 | Words: 704 | Visits: 722 | Status: Completed
The real reason why...
Anime/Manga: Naruto Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: One Shot | Uploaded On: 06.24.2006 | Pages: 1 | Words: 704 | Visits: 722 | Status: Completed
A/N: This is what happens when you have your craziest friend over and your at a pool party.
Sasuke - 8 years old
Itachi - 14 years old
Sasuke came out of the house in his swimming trunks, and smiled at his older brother, Itachi. Itachi did what he could make best out of a smile and walked towards the pool in his own swimming trunks. Sasuke followed behind, and stepped into the water. He yelped at the cold water, but got used to it and went all the way under. He came back up and took a deep breath, and smiled at his brother.
"Niisan, come in! The water's great!" Itachi paused, then walked over to the diving board. Itachi hated going in slow; it just took time, and time was not a thing to waste. He stood at the back of the diving board, and ran off it and jumped on the edge and into the water. He jumped so hard, he found himself bumping the floor of the bottom of the deep end. He swam up quickly and reached the surface, catching his own breath.
He rubbed his eyes to find a little 8 year old Sasuke on a tube in his face, literally. The tube he had was a blue colour, and it had yellow rubber duckies on it. It had light blue lines on it to indicate waves. Itachi raised an eyebrow, glancing at the rubber duckies, their eyes staring at him.
"Ne, Niisan!" Sasuke said, smiling, and jumping out of the tube and onto his brother. Itachi was plunged underwater for a split second until he reached the surface again and grabbed the little Uchiha, who was trying his best to stay upon the surface without his tube.
"I guess I can't swim good without Roger," Sasuke said, giggling. Itachi raised his eyebrows and swam to the tube and helped Sasuke get back in it.
"Who's Roger?" Itachi asked, quite confused. Sasuke got comfortable, then smiled up at Itachi. Anyone could say both of their expressions were priceless. Itachi had a confused expression, yet one that said, 'it better not be micheal jackson'. While Sasuke had a happy and teasing expression on his face, quite enertained that he had befuddled the great Itachi Uchiha.
"My tube." Itachi's expression turned to a look that said, 'you gotta be fuckin kidding me'. Sasuke continued smiling, and then giggled. He stopped and started to swim around the pool again, safely inside 'Roger'. Itachi's left eye twitched, then Itachi went to his own swimming.
Sasuke hummed as he swam, clearly not paying attention. He slipped on who the hell knows what (luckily he was in the shallow end) and his tube toppled over and he found himself underwater gasping for breath. He stood up, happy to be in the shallow end (as said) and looked around.
Itachi had been just coming up from a very perfect dive, when he had felt something rubber hit his face. He had gotten scratches and a bruise. He saw it was the stupid rubber ducky tube, the one that laughed at him as he rubbed his cheek in pain. He growled.
"YOU MOTHERFUCKER!" Itachi yelled, forgeting the presence of the younger Uchiha. He went to the side of the pool and grabbed his kunai (he kept it there; just in case) and stabbed it into the rubber tube. He stabbed it various times until he found himself satisfied.
Then came the horrified scream of Sasuke. Tears started streaming down his face as he tried his best to get over to the remains of Roger. Itachi had stabbed Roger into tons of pieces, no longer able to be inflatable. He hugged the largest piece left of the tube, and looked at Itachi.
"I will avenge Roger..y-you bastard!" Sasuke yelled, and ran out of the pool. Itachi shrugged and continued swimming freely.
A couple days later, all of the Uchiha clan commited suicide, except for Itachi and Sasuke, and Sasuke left to the Ninja Academy to be emo about it and avenge the life of..
Roger, the rubber ducky tube.*
Sasuke - 8 years old
Itachi - 14 years old
Sasuke came out of the house in his swimming trunks, and smiled at his older brother, Itachi. Itachi did what he could make best out of a smile and walked towards the pool in his own swimming trunks. Sasuke followed behind, and stepped into the water. He yelped at the cold water, but got used to it and went all the way under. He came back up and took a deep breath, and smiled at his brother.
"Niisan, come in! The water's great!" Itachi paused, then walked over to the diving board. Itachi hated going in slow; it just took time, and time was not a thing to waste. He stood at the back of the diving board, and ran off it and jumped on the edge and into the water. He jumped so hard, he found himself bumping the floor of the bottom of the deep end. He swam up quickly and reached the surface, catching his own breath.
He rubbed his eyes to find a little 8 year old Sasuke on a tube in his face, literally. The tube he had was a blue colour, and it had yellow rubber duckies on it. It had light blue lines on it to indicate waves. Itachi raised an eyebrow, glancing at the rubber duckies, their eyes staring at him.
"Ne, Niisan!" Sasuke said, smiling, and jumping out of the tube and onto his brother. Itachi was plunged underwater for a split second until he reached the surface again and grabbed the little Uchiha, who was trying his best to stay upon the surface without his tube.
"I guess I can't swim good without Roger," Sasuke said, giggling. Itachi raised his eyebrows and swam to the tube and helped Sasuke get back in it.
"Who's Roger?" Itachi asked, quite confused. Sasuke got comfortable, then smiled up at Itachi. Anyone could say both of their expressions were priceless. Itachi had a confused expression, yet one that said, 'it better not be micheal jackson'. While Sasuke had a happy and teasing expression on his face, quite enertained that he had befuddled the great Itachi Uchiha.
"My tube." Itachi's expression turned to a look that said, 'you gotta be fuckin kidding me'. Sasuke continued smiling, and then giggled. He stopped and started to swim around the pool again, safely inside 'Roger'. Itachi's left eye twitched, then Itachi went to his own swimming.
Sasuke hummed as he swam, clearly not paying attention. He slipped on who the hell knows what (luckily he was in the shallow end) and his tube toppled over and he found himself underwater gasping for breath. He stood up, happy to be in the shallow end (as said) and looked around.
Itachi had been just coming up from a very perfect dive, when he had felt something rubber hit his face. He had gotten scratches and a bruise. He saw it was the stupid rubber ducky tube, the one that laughed at him as he rubbed his cheek in pain. He growled.
"YOU MOTHERFUCKER!" Itachi yelled, forgeting the presence of the younger Uchiha. He went to the side of the pool and grabbed his kunai (he kept it there; just in case) and stabbed it into the rubber tube. He stabbed it various times until he found himself satisfied.
Then came the horrified scream of Sasuke. Tears started streaming down his face as he tried his best to get over to the remains of Roger. Itachi had stabbed Roger into tons of pieces, no longer able to be inflatable. He hugged the largest piece left of the tube, and looked at Itachi.
"I will avenge Roger..y-you bastard!" Sasuke yelled, and ran out of the pool. Itachi shrugged and continued swimming freely.
A couple days later, all of the Uchiha clan commited suicide, except for Itachi and Sasuke, and Sasuke left to the Ninja Academy to be emo about it and avenge the life of..
Roger, the rubber ducky tube.*