Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ The Sixth Floor ❯ Chapter One ( Chapter 2 )
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By: Mija aka Maryann 
Anime/Manga: Naruto Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Shounen / Supernatural / Horror | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 01.02.2009 | Pages: 2 | Words: 4.4K | Visits: 227 | Status: Work In Progress
Anime/Manga: Naruto Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Shounen / Supernatural / Horror | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 01.02.2009 | Pages: 2 | Words: 4.4K | Visits: 227 | Status: Work In Progress
The Sixth Floor
By Mija
Disclaimer-Do not own Naruto or its characters, nor do I make money from writing this or any other fic. Please see prologue and read all disclaimer warnings for this fic. Rated 18+ for various reasons.
Chapter One
~Brilliant blue eyes looked up at the white ceiling as he lay on his dorm room bed. He sighed tiredly but happily. He had made it. Damn it felt good, and he had done it on his OWN dammit. He hadn’t needed help from that old hag and perverted old man to get here either.
~Naruto sighed again and ran his hand threw his shaggy golden locks. Ok, he was being harsh and he knew it, Lord knew he loved the hag and old pervert, they were his Godparents, and the only family he had ever known. His mother had died after his birth, complications during childbirth. He had never met his mother or father. His dad had died in a car accident before Naruto had ever been born. Tsunade and Jiraiya were the only family he had ever known, his parents, his birth mother had been friends with them and when she had not made it, the couple had taken him in as their own and adopted him. But not once had they ever kept his birth mother and father a secret from him, he had known he was adopted since he could remember. Even allowing him to keep his birth name Naruto Uzumaki, after his mother.
~He had been told that his mother and father had been engaged to be married, but his father had died before they could get married. So he carried his mothers maiden name, although she had loved his father very much and wanted to give him his last name, at least it was what his Godparents had told him, but since his mother had died before she could ever express that, the hospital had given him her last name.
~Jiraiya and Tsunade were good people, they loved him and he knew that, but sometimes they could be a bit over bearing. All his life he had been pushed and directed in the path THEY believed best for him. Of course he had rebelled. Tsunade was a prominent doctor and a professor at Konoha University and Jiraiya a well known author as well as the Dean of Konoha University. Every time he got in trouble they got him out of it, when he wanted to do something they did not think BEST for him they had forbid him. They had said they only wanted what was best for him and he knew that they did, but he needed to prove to them that he could do things on his own and make it.
~So he had started off high school as a screw up, he still made the grades and studied hard to get into the best University in Japan. It had been hard, and he knew if he had let them his Godparents would of made it so that he would of gotten in regardless of his grades. But he did not want that. Naruto believed that if he couldn’t get in on his own then he didn’t deserve to go. So he had studied hard and made it on his own. Of course Konoha U had not been his first choice of colleges. He had wanted to go somewhere else, America even. Who wanted to go to the very same University his ’Parents’ worked at? But although he had been accepted at four different universities and one of them in America, he had promised his Godparents that if he got accepted into Konoha U without their influence then he would go. He couldn’t really argue with that, Konoha U was a very good college and a degree from there would insure that he had a good job upon graduation.
~But he REFUSED to take classes in the chosen field of his Godparents choice, he didn’t want to be a teacher or a doctor or anything related to what they wanted for him. He wanted to be an architect, although it was a great profession and sometimes even prestigious in its own right, but it wasn’t the mega super choice of careers his Godparents would of chosen for him. So what, HE had chosen it, he liked buildings, he liked the look and the history, the art and design behind it, the very nature of the foundations of buildings had always fascinated him. He had no clue why, but buildings in general had always given him a sense of peace. He could remember staying in his room for hours just doodling plans and blue prints for several fictitious buildings in his imagination. Like he had made a model in his head and sketched it out one day, for his friend Kiba, who wanted to run an animal hospital someday. He loved animals and was here at Konoha U to study in that field as well. Kiba had loved the sketch and had gotten excited to see it become a reality someday, which only made Naruto even more excited about building it for him. He dreamed of building his own building for his own business someday soon as well.
~Kiba Inuzuka was one of the reasons he had let his Godparents goad him into the promise of going to Konoha U if accepted. Kiba had been shooting for Konoha U from the get go, so had his best friend Sasuke Uchiha. Sasuke. Damn thinking of him drove the blond nuts sometimes. Although Naruto had known Sasuke and his family since he was born, he an Sasuke always had this love hate relationship going on. They fought more than anything and sometimes you could even mistake them for mortal enemies instead of childhood friends. They were polar opposites of each other and for some reason they seemed to always get on each others nerves. But Naruto wouldn’t want anyone other than Sasuke to back him up, Sasuke would say the same if asked. It was like they were rivals, but also each others most trusted person. It was an odd relationship and Naruto didn’t understand why it was like that, but it was what it was.
~Sasuke had gotten into Konoha U as well as he and Kiba, but no one really doubted he would, unlike him and Kiba who had worked like dogs studying their butts off, Sasuke was a natural genius. He had straight A’s, was Valedictorian in high school, and even prom king. The bastard. Everything he did he excelled at, and he usually got what he wanted, and Naruto couldn’t blame the fact that his family was one of the richest in the world, with a world wide conglomerate with fingers in almost everything under the sun. Their oldest son Itachi Uchiha was here at Konoha U as well, but this was his last year, his senior year before he graduated, not that he didn’t already have a job, hell his father had groomed Itachi to take a VIP position in the family business from birth. Funny how he and Itachi got along a lot better than he and Sasuke did, and Naruto was sure it bugged the hell out of Sasuke, who always strived to be as good if not better than his older brother, whom he adored but hated at the same time. Sort of like them. Odd that.
~”Hey moron….get your lazy ass up and get down to orientation already.” came the cold arrogant voice of the very person he had been thinking of.
~”Fuck you bastard, I am not lazy and if you would take that stick out of YOUR ass you might almost be considered human!” Naruto growled, even as he got up and stretched, getting ready to go to orientation. Sasuke was like his freaking alarm clock, he never let Naruto forget anything important, and although Naruto was grateful, he would never tell the prick that.
~”What ever dumb ass, lets go already.” replied the black haired boy, with eyes to match, ok so they were dark brown, but in such a shade that they looked black, and in certain light, even reddish. The man was a girls walking wet dream, hell even some guy’s as well, he was that good looking, lithe and well built, flawless angular facial features and hair that made girls want to run their fingers, or other body parts, threw it, but the bastard was too aloof and cold to give any of them the light of day. Naruto wondered how the prick had gotten to be Prom King with an attitude like his. The dark broody emo bastard.
~”Ya ya don’t get your boxers in a twist I’m coming.” stated Naruto with a sigh as he followed the already retreating Uchiha down the hallway to the common area where their dorm captain would be telling them all the rules and what not of living on the sixth floor.
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~Naruto was BORED. He watched and tried not to yawn as their dorm floor captain explained what they could do, what they could not do, when lights went out, what times girls were allowed in rooms and when they needed to leave and the like. The guys name was Neji Hyuuga. He had long black hair that reached his ass, his face was pale and flawless, the same as Sasuke teme’s was. Naruto knew Neji. Who didn’t? His family was the second richest next to the Uchiha’s. Naruto had met the guy a few times when he had been dragged by Sasuke to one business gathering or other. Neji was the nephew and Hyuuga heir to Hiashi Hyuuga, owner of Byakugan unlimited. Neji was older than him by one year and did not swim in the same circle of people as he did, so they didn’t know each other all that well, but Naruto did know his cousin and the rightful heir to Byakugan Unlimited, Hinata Hyuuga, Kiba’s girlfriend and first born child to Hiashi.
~Hiashi was old school, he thought women to weak to run companies and cut throats viciously like men, so when he had lost his wife and had no male heirs, he had taken his twins oldest son and groomed him to take over Byakugan someday. Naruto would have hated Neji, if it had caused Hinata any pain or upset , but Hinata loved her cousin Neji and thought he was a better choice to run the company, she wanted to be a doctor, not a business shark. Luckily or unluckily if you were Kiba, Hinata was also attending Konoha U. Kiba was not all that happy that he had Neji as floor captain, meaning he could make Kiba’s life hell if he wanted to, and Neji was very protective of Hinata, so it was a given that he would be watching Kiba closely, especially when Hinata came to visit.
~”Kiba if you elbow me one more time I’m gonna shove my foot up your ass!” Naruto growled, causing many heads to turn to look at them as he, Kiba as well as the stoic Sasuke were seated in the back row. Neji’s freaky whitish/lilac colored eyes locked on them and Kiba almost shrank at the look. It seemed that the odd color of irises ran in the Hyuuga gene pool, a genetic thing that made them look blind and a bit creepy, at least on Neji, Hinata looked too damn cute. Kiba had made a joke once about Neji’s eyes once, saying it was caused by inbreeding, forgetting that his dear girlfriend had the very same shade of eyes and had been right there when he said it. Who would of thought Hinata had a mean left hook? Kiba’s nose had been crooked for three weeks, not even as long as it had taken for Hinata to forgive him and start speaking to him again.
~”Is there a problem Uzumaki? Inuzuka?” Neji asked with that cold indifferent look, although you could see the distaste in those eyes as he looked at them like they were bugs beneath him. Naruto rolled his eyes, he knew that because Kiba was his good friend, he fell under the Hyuuga’s disgust meter. It’s not like Neji didn’t like them, he just didn’t think Kiba good enough for Hinata, and thus him not good enough to be her friend. He could give a rats ass what Neji thought of him. He already had one cold, rich bastard on his back, compared to the looks Sasuke could and has given him, Neji was a pussycat.
~”Not really, but I was wondering Neji, why are you in the freshman dorms? Aren’t you a sophomore?” Naruto asked, just to irk him. Naruto already knew why, certain sophomores had been chosen to be so called watch dogs for the new freshman, in return they got a bigger room, a few more privileges and it looked good on their transcript.
~”I have already explained that, were you not listening Naruto?” Neji asked coolly as he pinned Naruto with a look that said how high he thought Naruto’s IQ really was.
~”Not really, your voice tends to get this monotonous drone to it that usually makes me fall asleep….sorry.” Naruto replied with a shrug of his shoulders and a look that made one think the answer was innocent and not one teeny tiny bit mocking. Neji glared daggers at him.
~”Behave dobe, I would like to get this over with so I can unpack my stuff.” stated the calm broody bastard next to him. Naruto shot him a look that said ‘bite me’. Sasuke just snorted and turned back to the front and pretended to act like he cared what Neji was saying.
~”Bastard!” Naruto growled under his breath, but looked back towards the front as well and let Neji continue to drone on till finally he had finished and they were allowed to go back to their rooms.
~Naruto walked into his room and stood in the doorway for a moment looking at the sleeping figure in the second bed of the room he had been assigned to. Naruto had not seen this guy at the orientation, or earlier when he had arrived. He looked as if he was asleep, but he had all his clothes on and brown hair was tied in a tight pony tail, the tip reminding Naruto of the green part on the top of a pineapple.
~”Names Shikamaru Nara, I am a freshman, your roommate and I am a computer science major, I like peace and quiet, I sleep early and sleep in late, I don’t care how you leave your side of the room, but please keep any mess you make on YOUR side, I don’t mind sharing as long as you ask first, I will do the same, and if you have any questions please ask them now because I find it too troublesome to have to repeat myself.” said the lazy drawling voice of the boy on the bed, who still had his eyes closed.
~”My names Naruto Uzumaki, obviously I’m a freshman too or neither of us would be in the FRESHMAN dorms, and I’m your roommate or I wouldn’t be standing in the doorway, unless I was some stalker freak, but your not my type so no worries, I’m an architect major and I’m usually loud but I will try to keep it to a minimum when your sleeping, I listen to my music a lot but use my Ipod and headphones so no worries there either, I usually sleep late and sleep in late when I can, till my living alarm clock feels to need to wake me up, which unfortunately means it will no doubt get loud and I apologize before hand but the bastard gets under my skin so it can’t be helped, unless you can get him to stop which would be cool, but doubtful since he can be a stubborn and scary ass wipe when he wants to be, I will do my best to keep my mess on my side of the room as long as you do the same, if something of mine disobeys and finds itself nesting on your side give it a good kick my way, I’m sure it wont mind, and I don’t mind sharing so no biggie and I should probably warn you about my friend Kiba, he can be louder than me if you can believe the rumors, I take no responsibility for him, if you can get him to shut up, more power to ya…you have any questions for me??? Oh and I’m gay by the way but don’t worry, again your not my type and I promise not to gross you out by brining any men to the room if you promise to do the same with any girls, kay?” stated Naruto calmly and with a huge shit eating grin on his face as he sat on his bed and stretched out on it.
~Naruto turned to look at his roommate and saw that his roommate was looking back at him. He didn’t look mad, or annoyed so Naruto took that as a good sign and smiled wider, his eyes crinkling stretching the birthmarks on his cheeks that made him look like he had whiskers.
~”Troublesome.” was the sighed reply.
~”Which part, me being gay or my friends?” Naruto asked out of curiosity, he didn’t care what others thought of his sexual preference but he wasn’t the type to rub it in peoples faces either.
~”Don’t have a problem with you being gay, my girlfriends brother is gay as well, so I’ve seen it all before, ok not ALL, I draw the line at seeing sexual acts performed in front of me by ANY gender…but I don’t care if you bring your boyfriend to the room, but I will warn you that my girlfriend can be a scary pain in the ass, she’s bossy and temperamental so I wish you luck if you get on her bad side….as for your friends, I am sure this Kiba person can’t be half as loud or annoying as my sisters brother’s boyfriend, his names Lee and he wears green ALL the time and spouts words of youth and spring all the freaking time it makes you want to puke, but he’s a good guy so I don’t mind him to much, but I am curious about this living alarm clock of yours…”
~”That would be my so called best friend Sasuke, he’s a moody stoic emo bastard, who thinks its his job to make sure I am never late to anything he deems important……so he tends to wake me up or just bother the shit out of me which leads to us fighting and other bullshit like that…he’s one of those rich stuck up bastard geniuses who walk around like they have a stick shoved up their ass.”
~”Are you sure this guy Sasuke isn’t your boyfriend and not just a friend?” Shikamaru asked, he couldn’t help it, the way he described his relationship with this Sasuke guy, it was a lot like a bickering couple, a lot like him and his girl Temari.
~”Ewww give me some credit for taste will ya? Besides he’s to much of a bastard for my type, not to mention we’ve known each other since birth, it would be way too weird to even THINK of swapping spit with that prick……..besides he’s straight, or A-sexual, haven’t figured out which yet.”
~”He sounds……….troublesome.” Shikamaru stated with another sigh. Naruto got the distinct impression that Shikamaru found EVERTHING troublesome. But from what he could tell Naruto figured they would get along pretty good.
~“Your girl go here to Konoha U too”? Naruto asked.
~“Unfortunately yes.”
~”What you don’t get along with her or something?”
~I love her to death but she can be such a pain in my ass, and she has a troublesome little problem with bossing people around, sort of like your friend Sasuke I would think, except mine gets pms once a month.”
~”Hey if I didn’t know better I would swear so does Sasuke, he’s to damn stoic and bitchy sometimes, if you talk to him be prepared to learn Uchihanesse, he has like 500 different hn’s that could mean a variety of things, his older brother does it as well but at least I can get actual words out of Itachi.”
~”Uchihanesse? You mean as in Uchiha? As in Sasuke and Itachi Uchiha? Heirs to Sharingan Incorporated?”
~”Heard of em?”
~”Who hasn’t? Its all Kankuro’s girl used to talk about before they got together…drove me batty.”
~”Who’s Kankuro?”
~”Ok Temari Sabuko is my girlfriend, she has a twin brother named Kankuro and a younger brother by one year named Gaara. Gaara is the one who’s dating what we lovingly call the green beast Rock Lee, we just call him Lee, Kankuro is dating this chick named Sakura who apparently used to be infatuated with Sasuke Uchiha, just like MY best friends girl friend Ino, those girls would drive us nuts with their obsession over the Uchiha, My best friend’s name is Chouji Akamichi by the way, he will be around a lot and a bit of a fore warning don’t ever call him fat or refer to his wait in any way, he goes postal if you do, other wise he’s a teddy bear.”
~”Ohh My GOD! Please tell me that they aren’t here to, please tell me they are NOT here at Konoha U?” Naruto pleaded, his voice high and almost frightened. Shikamaru frowned.
~”Who?”
~”Sakura Haruno and Ino Yamanaka!”
~”Yes I am afraid they made it in to KU as well, they are in the female freshman dorms downstairs on the first and second floor, my girlfriend happens to be a sophomore so she isn’t in this dorm, but Sakura and Ino are, and you know them?”
~”They transferred from our high school during our junior year, they drove me and Sasuke CRAZY! Oh my God I can’t believe they are back.” Naruto replied while tugging on his hair, already thinking of the hell those two would put him threw and only because he knew Sasuke.
~”Well if it helps both have boyfriends now, and I don’t think they are as obsessed with the Uchiha as they used to be……at least not if they want Kankuro and Chouji to stay with them.”
~”Lets pray, from your lips to God’s ear, cause I don’t think I could survive it if they went all fan girl crazy again.”
~”Hmm, your troublesome but funny Naruto, I think we will get along well….now if there’s nothing else I think a nap is in order.”
~”Aren’t you going to shower and change? Brush your teeth?” Naruto asked, as he got his own gear to take to the communal bathrooms to get ready for bed.
~”Already did.”
~”You sleep in regular clothes?”
~”I usually sleep in what ever I am gonna wear in the morning, cuts down my preparation time and leaves me more time to sleep……And no, I don’t care if I’m wrinkled, its only class and I already have a girlfriend so no need to try to impress anyone, night Naruto.”
~”Night Shikamaru.” Naruto saluted good naturedly as he walked out of the room and headed for the bathroom.
~There had been a few people getting ready for sleep as well when he had gone into the bathrooms, but when he got out of the shower he realized he was alone. He didn’t care really, it had just been an observation. He grabbed his toiletry kit and took out his toothbrush and toothpaste and cleaned off the fog from one of the mirrors over the sink. He hadn’t changed into his sleep wear yet and had on an orange towel wrapped around his slender but well formed hips. He was pretty fit, not fat, not skinny and not bulging muscles, but his body was well toned and his visible muscles moved and flexed when he moved a certain way. His body was naturally tanned and his hair was a natural golden hue, his eyes so blue it made other blue eyed people envious, or so he had been told once. He could care less, he liked the way he looked and if others didn’t then that was their problem not his. He was happy with himself.
~He had just finished brushing his teeth and bent over the sink and spit out. As he straighten up to look at himself in the mirror he screamed his bloody head off right before the lights in the bathroom went out and he felt someone or something grab him from behind. Which made him scream even louder and then pass out.
TBC
A/N-ok so there wasn’t much action in this but I am trying to lay down the characters a bit as well as begin my mystery for our poor blond. Hope it was not too boring for ya, huggles and smiles Mija.
By Mija
Disclaimer-Do not own Naruto or its characters, nor do I make money from writing this or any other fic. Please see prologue and read all disclaimer warnings for this fic. Rated 18+ for various reasons.
Chapter One
~Brilliant blue eyes looked up at the white ceiling as he lay on his dorm room bed. He sighed tiredly but happily. He had made it. Damn it felt good, and he had done it on his OWN dammit. He hadn’t needed help from that old hag and perverted old man to get here either.
~Naruto sighed again and ran his hand threw his shaggy golden locks. Ok, he was being harsh and he knew it, Lord knew he loved the hag and old pervert, they were his Godparents, and the only family he had ever known. His mother had died after his birth, complications during childbirth. He had never met his mother or father. His dad had died in a car accident before Naruto had ever been born. Tsunade and Jiraiya were the only family he had ever known, his parents, his birth mother had been friends with them and when she had not made it, the couple had taken him in as their own and adopted him. But not once had they ever kept his birth mother and father a secret from him, he had known he was adopted since he could remember. Even allowing him to keep his birth name Naruto Uzumaki, after his mother.
~He had been told that his mother and father had been engaged to be married, but his father had died before they could get married. So he carried his mothers maiden name, although she had loved his father very much and wanted to give him his last name, at least it was what his Godparents had told him, but since his mother had died before she could ever express that, the hospital had given him her last name.
~Jiraiya and Tsunade were good people, they loved him and he knew that, but sometimes they could be a bit over bearing. All his life he had been pushed and directed in the path THEY believed best for him. Of course he had rebelled. Tsunade was a prominent doctor and a professor at Konoha University and Jiraiya a well known author as well as the Dean of Konoha University. Every time he got in trouble they got him out of it, when he wanted to do something they did not think BEST for him they had forbid him. They had said they only wanted what was best for him and he knew that they did, but he needed to prove to them that he could do things on his own and make it.
~So he had started off high school as a screw up, he still made the grades and studied hard to get into the best University in Japan. It had been hard, and he knew if he had let them his Godparents would of made it so that he would of gotten in regardless of his grades. But he did not want that. Naruto believed that if he couldn’t get in on his own then he didn’t deserve to go. So he had studied hard and made it on his own. Of course Konoha U had not been his first choice of colleges. He had wanted to go somewhere else, America even. Who wanted to go to the very same University his ’Parents’ worked at? But although he had been accepted at four different universities and one of them in America, he had promised his Godparents that if he got accepted into Konoha U without their influence then he would go. He couldn’t really argue with that, Konoha U was a very good college and a degree from there would insure that he had a good job upon graduation.
~But he REFUSED to take classes in the chosen field of his Godparents choice, he didn’t want to be a teacher or a doctor or anything related to what they wanted for him. He wanted to be an architect, although it was a great profession and sometimes even prestigious in its own right, but it wasn’t the mega super choice of careers his Godparents would of chosen for him. So what, HE had chosen it, he liked buildings, he liked the look and the history, the art and design behind it, the very nature of the foundations of buildings had always fascinated him. He had no clue why, but buildings in general had always given him a sense of peace. He could remember staying in his room for hours just doodling plans and blue prints for several fictitious buildings in his imagination. Like he had made a model in his head and sketched it out one day, for his friend Kiba, who wanted to run an animal hospital someday. He loved animals and was here at Konoha U to study in that field as well. Kiba had loved the sketch and had gotten excited to see it become a reality someday, which only made Naruto even more excited about building it for him. He dreamed of building his own building for his own business someday soon as well.
~Kiba Inuzuka was one of the reasons he had let his Godparents goad him into the promise of going to Konoha U if accepted. Kiba had been shooting for Konoha U from the get go, so had his best friend Sasuke Uchiha. Sasuke. Damn thinking of him drove the blond nuts sometimes. Although Naruto had known Sasuke and his family since he was born, he an Sasuke always had this love hate relationship going on. They fought more than anything and sometimes you could even mistake them for mortal enemies instead of childhood friends. They were polar opposites of each other and for some reason they seemed to always get on each others nerves. But Naruto wouldn’t want anyone other than Sasuke to back him up, Sasuke would say the same if asked. It was like they were rivals, but also each others most trusted person. It was an odd relationship and Naruto didn’t understand why it was like that, but it was what it was.
~Sasuke had gotten into Konoha U as well as he and Kiba, but no one really doubted he would, unlike him and Kiba who had worked like dogs studying their butts off, Sasuke was a natural genius. He had straight A’s, was Valedictorian in high school, and even prom king. The bastard. Everything he did he excelled at, and he usually got what he wanted, and Naruto couldn’t blame the fact that his family was one of the richest in the world, with a world wide conglomerate with fingers in almost everything under the sun. Their oldest son Itachi Uchiha was here at Konoha U as well, but this was his last year, his senior year before he graduated, not that he didn’t already have a job, hell his father had groomed Itachi to take a VIP position in the family business from birth. Funny how he and Itachi got along a lot better than he and Sasuke did, and Naruto was sure it bugged the hell out of Sasuke, who always strived to be as good if not better than his older brother, whom he adored but hated at the same time. Sort of like them. Odd that.
~”Hey moron….get your lazy ass up and get down to orientation already.” came the cold arrogant voice of the very person he had been thinking of.
~”Fuck you bastard, I am not lazy and if you would take that stick out of YOUR ass you might almost be considered human!” Naruto growled, even as he got up and stretched, getting ready to go to orientation. Sasuke was like his freaking alarm clock, he never let Naruto forget anything important, and although Naruto was grateful, he would never tell the prick that.
~”What ever dumb ass, lets go already.” replied the black haired boy, with eyes to match, ok so they were dark brown, but in such a shade that they looked black, and in certain light, even reddish. The man was a girls walking wet dream, hell even some guy’s as well, he was that good looking, lithe and well built, flawless angular facial features and hair that made girls want to run their fingers, or other body parts, threw it, but the bastard was too aloof and cold to give any of them the light of day. Naruto wondered how the prick had gotten to be Prom King with an attitude like his. The dark broody emo bastard.
~”Ya ya don’t get your boxers in a twist I’m coming.” stated Naruto with a sigh as he followed the already retreating Uchiha down the hallway to the common area where their dorm captain would be telling them all the rules and what not of living on the sixth floor.
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~Naruto was BORED. He watched and tried not to yawn as their dorm floor captain explained what they could do, what they could not do, when lights went out, what times girls were allowed in rooms and when they needed to leave and the like. The guys name was Neji Hyuuga. He had long black hair that reached his ass, his face was pale and flawless, the same as Sasuke teme’s was. Naruto knew Neji. Who didn’t? His family was the second richest next to the Uchiha’s. Naruto had met the guy a few times when he had been dragged by Sasuke to one business gathering or other. Neji was the nephew and Hyuuga heir to Hiashi Hyuuga, owner of Byakugan unlimited. Neji was older than him by one year and did not swim in the same circle of people as he did, so they didn’t know each other all that well, but Naruto did know his cousin and the rightful heir to Byakugan Unlimited, Hinata Hyuuga, Kiba’s girlfriend and first born child to Hiashi.
~Hiashi was old school, he thought women to weak to run companies and cut throats viciously like men, so when he had lost his wife and had no male heirs, he had taken his twins oldest son and groomed him to take over Byakugan someday. Naruto would have hated Neji, if it had caused Hinata any pain or upset , but Hinata loved her cousin Neji and thought he was a better choice to run the company, she wanted to be a doctor, not a business shark. Luckily or unluckily if you were Kiba, Hinata was also attending Konoha U. Kiba was not all that happy that he had Neji as floor captain, meaning he could make Kiba’s life hell if he wanted to, and Neji was very protective of Hinata, so it was a given that he would be watching Kiba closely, especially when Hinata came to visit.
~”Kiba if you elbow me one more time I’m gonna shove my foot up your ass!” Naruto growled, causing many heads to turn to look at them as he, Kiba as well as the stoic Sasuke were seated in the back row. Neji’s freaky whitish/lilac colored eyes locked on them and Kiba almost shrank at the look. It seemed that the odd color of irises ran in the Hyuuga gene pool, a genetic thing that made them look blind and a bit creepy, at least on Neji, Hinata looked too damn cute. Kiba had made a joke once about Neji’s eyes once, saying it was caused by inbreeding, forgetting that his dear girlfriend had the very same shade of eyes and had been right there when he said it. Who would of thought Hinata had a mean left hook? Kiba’s nose had been crooked for three weeks, not even as long as it had taken for Hinata to forgive him and start speaking to him again.
~”Is there a problem Uzumaki? Inuzuka?” Neji asked with that cold indifferent look, although you could see the distaste in those eyes as he looked at them like they were bugs beneath him. Naruto rolled his eyes, he knew that because Kiba was his good friend, he fell under the Hyuuga’s disgust meter. It’s not like Neji didn’t like them, he just didn’t think Kiba good enough for Hinata, and thus him not good enough to be her friend. He could give a rats ass what Neji thought of him. He already had one cold, rich bastard on his back, compared to the looks Sasuke could and has given him, Neji was a pussycat.
~”Not really, but I was wondering Neji, why are you in the freshman dorms? Aren’t you a sophomore?” Naruto asked, just to irk him. Naruto already knew why, certain sophomores had been chosen to be so called watch dogs for the new freshman, in return they got a bigger room, a few more privileges and it looked good on their transcript.
~”I have already explained that, were you not listening Naruto?” Neji asked coolly as he pinned Naruto with a look that said how high he thought Naruto’s IQ really was.
~”Not really, your voice tends to get this monotonous drone to it that usually makes me fall asleep….sorry.” Naruto replied with a shrug of his shoulders and a look that made one think the answer was innocent and not one teeny tiny bit mocking. Neji glared daggers at him.
~”Behave dobe, I would like to get this over with so I can unpack my stuff.” stated the calm broody bastard next to him. Naruto shot him a look that said ‘bite me’. Sasuke just snorted and turned back to the front and pretended to act like he cared what Neji was saying.
~”Bastard!” Naruto growled under his breath, but looked back towards the front as well and let Neji continue to drone on till finally he had finished and they were allowed to go back to their rooms.
~Naruto walked into his room and stood in the doorway for a moment looking at the sleeping figure in the second bed of the room he had been assigned to. Naruto had not seen this guy at the orientation, or earlier when he had arrived. He looked as if he was asleep, but he had all his clothes on and brown hair was tied in a tight pony tail, the tip reminding Naruto of the green part on the top of a pineapple.
~”Names Shikamaru Nara, I am a freshman, your roommate and I am a computer science major, I like peace and quiet, I sleep early and sleep in late, I don’t care how you leave your side of the room, but please keep any mess you make on YOUR side, I don’t mind sharing as long as you ask first, I will do the same, and if you have any questions please ask them now because I find it too troublesome to have to repeat myself.” said the lazy drawling voice of the boy on the bed, who still had his eyes closed.
~”My names Naruto Uzumaki, obviously I’m a freshman too or neither of us would be in the FRESHMAN dorms, and I’m your roommate or I wouldn’t be standing in the doorway, unless I was some stalker freak, but your not my type so no worries, I’m an architect major and I’m usually loud but I will try to keep it to a minimum when your sleeping, I listen to my music a lot but use my Ipod and headphones so no worries there either, I usually sleep late and sleep in late when I can, till my living alarm clock feels to need to wake me up, which unfortunately means it will no doubt get loud and I apologize before hand but the bastard gets under my skin so it can’t be helped, unless you can get him to stop which would be cool, but doubtful since he can be a stubborn and scary ass wipe when he wants to be, I will do my best to keep my mess on my side of the room as long as you do the same, if something of mine disobeys and finds itself nesting on your side give it a good kick my way, I’m sure it wont mind, and I don’t mind sharing so no biggie and I should probably warn you about my friend Kiba, he can be louder than me if you can believe the rumors, I take no responsibility for him, if you can get him to shut up, more power to ya…you have any questions for me??? Oh and I’m gay by the way but don’t worry, again your not my type and I promise not to gross you out by brining any men to the room if you promise to do the same with any girls, kay?” stated Naruto calmly and with a huge shit eating grin on his face as he sat on his bed and stretched out on it.
~Naruto turned to look at his roommate and saw that his roommate was looking back at him. He didn’t look mad, or annoyed so Naruto took that as a good sign and smiled wider, his eyes crinkling stretching the birthmarks on his cheeks that made him look like he had whiskers.
~”Troublesome.” was the sighed reply.
~”Which part, me being gay or my friends?” Naruto asked out of curiosity, he didn’t care what others thought of his sexual preference but he wasn’t the type to rub it in peoples faces either.
~”Don’t have a problem with you being gay, my girlfriends brother is gay as well, so I’ve seen it all before, ok not ALL, I draw the line at seeing sexual acts performed in front of me by ANY gender…but I don’t care if you bring your boyfriend to the room, but I will warn you that my girlfriend can be a scary pain in the ass, she’s bossy and temperamental so I wish you luck if you get on her bad side….as for your friends, I am sure this Kiba person can’t be half as loud or annoying as my sisters brother’s boyfriend, his names Lee and he wears green ALL the time and spouts words of youth and spring all the freaking time it makes you want to puke, but he’s a good guy so I don’t mind him to much, but I am curious about this living alarm clock of yours…”
~”That would be my so called best friend Sasuke, he’s a moody stoic emo bastard, who thinks its his job to make sure I am never late to anything he deems important……so he tends to wake me up or just bother the shit out of me which leads to us fighting and other bullshit like that…he’s one of those rich stuck up bastard geniuses who walk around like they have a stick shoved up their ass.”
~”Are you sure this guy Sasuke isn’t your boyfriend and not just a friend?” Shikamaru asked, he couldn’t help it, the way he described his relationship with this Sasuke guy, it was a lot like a bickering couple, a lot like him and his girl Temari.
~”Ewww give me some credit for taste will ya? Besides he’s to much of a bastard for my type, not to mention we’ve known each other since birth, it would be way too weird to even THINK of swapping spit with that prick……..besides he’s straight, or A-sexual, haven’t figured out which yet.”
~”He sounds……….troublesome.” Shikamaru stated with another sigh. Naruto got the distinct impression that Shikamaru found EVERTHING troublesome. But from what he could tell Naruto figured they would get along pretty good.
~“Your girl go here to Konoha U too”? Naruto asked.
~“Unfortunately yes.”
~”What you don’t get along with her or something?”
~I love her to death but she can be such a pain in my ass, and she has a troublesome little problem with bossing people around, sort of like your friend Sasuke I would think, except mine gets pms once a month.”
~”Hey if I didn’t know better I would swear so does Sasuke, he’s to damn stoic and bitchy sometimes, if you talk to him be prepared to learn Uchihanesse, he has like 500 different hn’s that could mean a variety of things, his older brother does it as well but at least I can get actual words out of Itachi.”
~”Uchihanesse? You mean as in Uchiha? As in Sasuke and Itachi Uchiha? Heirs to Sharingan Incorporated?”
~”Heard of em?”
~”Who hasn’t? Its all Kankuro’s girl used to talk about before they got together…drove me batty.”
~”Who’s Kankuro?”
~”Ok Temari Sabuko is my girlfriend, she has a twin brother named Kankuro and a younger brother by one year named Gaara. Gaara is the one who’s dating what we lovingly call the green beast Rock Lee, we just call him Lee, Kankuro is dating this chick named Sakura who apparently used to be infatuated with Sasuke Uchiha, just like MY best friends girl friend Ino, those girls would drive us nuts with their obsession over the Uchiha, My best friend’s name is Chouji Akamichi by the way, he will be around a lot and a bit of a fore warning don’t ever call him fat or refer to his wait in any way, he goes postal if you do, other wise he’s a teddy bear.”
~”Ohh My GOD! Please tell me that they aren’t here to, please tell me they are NOT here at Konoha U?” Naruto pleaded, his voice high and almost frightened. Shikamaru frowned.
~”Who?”
~”Sakura Haruno and Ino Yamanaka!”
~”Yes I am afraid they made it in to KU as well, they are in the female freshman dorms downstairs on the first and second floor, my girlfriend happens to be a sophomore so she isn’t in this dorm, but Sakura and Ino are, and you know them?”
~”They transferred from our high school during our junior year, they drove me and Sasuke CRAZY! Oh my God I can’t believe they are back.” Naruto replied while tugging on his hair, already thinking of the hell those two would put him threw and only because he knew Sasuke.
~”Well if it helps both have boyfriends now, and I don’t think they are as obsessed with the Uchiha as they used to be……at least not if they want Kankuro and Chouji to stay with them.”
~”Lets pray, from your lips to God’s ear, cause I don’t think I could survive it if they went all fan girl crazy again.”
~”Hmm, your troublesome but funny Naruto, I think we will get along well….now if there’s nothing else I think a nap is in order.”
~”Aren’t you going to shower and change? Brush your teeth?” Naruto asked, as he got his own gear to take to the communal bathrooms to get ready for bed.
~”Already did.”
~”You sleep in regular clothes?”
~”I usually sleep in what ever I am gonna wear in the morning, cuts down my preparation time and leaves me more time to sleep……And no, I don’t care if I’m wrinkled, its only class and I already have a girlfriend so no need to try to impress anyone, night Naruto.”
~”Night Shikamaru.” Naruto saluted good naturedly as he walked out of the room and headed for the bathroom.
~There had been a few people getting ready for sleep as well when he had gone into the bathrooms, but when he got out of the shower he realized he was alone. He didn’t care really, it had just been an observation. He grabbed his toiletry kit and took out his toothbrush and toothpaste and cleaned off the fog from one of the mirrors over the sink. He hadn’t changed into his sleep wear yet and had on an orange towel wrapped around his slender but well formed hips. He was pretty fit, not fat, not skinny and not bulging muscles, but his body was well toned and his visible muscles moved and flexed when he moved a certain way. His body was naturally tanned and his hair was a natural golden hue, his eyes so blue it made other blue eyed people envious, or so he had been told once. He could care less, he liked the way he looked and if others didn’t then that was their problem not his. He was happy with himself.
~He had just finished brushing his teeth and bent over the sink and spit out. As he straighten up to look at himself in the mirror he screamed his bloody head off right before the lights in the bathroom went out and he felt someone or something grab him from behind. Which made him scream even louder and then pass out.
TBC
A/N-ok so there wasn’t much action in this but I am trying to lay down the characters a bit as well as begin my mystery for our poor blond. Hope it was not too boring for ya, huggles and smiles Mija.