Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ The Trouble with Chibis ❯ A strange happening ( Chapter 1 )

Living with Chibis

 

K-kun: Heya! This is K here with my first multichapter! (Hopefully)

 

Iruka: So what happened to `It'?

 

K-kun: Well, I ah, am working on it. I just need to watch Rocky Horror again to make sure there's nothing I forgot. -sweatdrop-

 

Iruka: …This is becoming a bad habit you know.

 

K-kun: -sniff- I know.

 

Disclaimer: I do not, in any shape or form own `Naruto', I also don't own the only FMA reference. I do however own my name and hopefully, this plot. I also own a very nifty Shonen Jump collection spanning scince they first relesed in America and a Iruka toy-shivers for it is cold in her house-

 

Iruka: -looks at K pitifully- I'll say the warning, go to the heater to get warm.

 

K-kun: ACHOO! Thanks.

 

Iruka: WARNING: This is something K has made for her own amusement. So she doesn't give a shit about flames, like she ever did to begin with. She does like Constructive Criticism though. And this will contain Yaoi references. She won't have them committing it though until she makes the story progress long enough for everyone turned chibi to be returned to normal. If anything offends you in this fic, then don't read it. And she likes to breech the 4th wall. Also, the charcters are whatever age you feel they are, she doesn't feel like making them specific ages.

 

Cassie's POV

 

You ever wake up in the morning to feel like something is off? Not with you of course, but with something around you? Like something is about to happen that could change your life. Well, that's how I feel right about now.

 

Oh! I didn't introduce myself properly, sorry. My name is Cassandra Kane, Cassie for short. I'm in my first year of Junior College and I'm 18 years old and have shoulder length Burgundy/Brunette hair and blue eyes and I'm 5'10 near 5'11, for my hair I'm technically a bottle Brunette, been dyeing since I was 12, I'm really a Blonde, had every shade and color of hair you can think of. I am NOT a calm person when left alone as fair warning, probably how this whole damn mess began anyway, not my fault I overreacted; I'm a very paranoid and defensive person by nature. But enough about me, you probably didn't want to know that anyway, but it helps you get to know me so deal. You probably want to know what the hell I'm going on about and why I'm writing this BS in the first place. Well I tell you; so you can save yourself when the same thing happens to you, if you don't go crazy just from the site of chibis beforehand.

 

Now, where to begin? Hm, I should probably start at the beginning of this whole thing shouldn't I? About what caused this? Yeah, that's about right. It began, oh, two weeks ago, in the morning on my day off from school…

 

FLASHBACK! WHOOOOO!!!!*is shot for EFX attempt*

 

I had woke up that morning like usual. I had also glanced at my alarm in my sleepy haze and realized one thing: It was past 10

 

“HOLY SHIT I'M LATE!”

 

-sheets fly back-

 

“I can't believe my alarm didn't go off! Why didn't mom get me up when she realized I wasn't awake and getting ready!?”

 

As I went about my room getting some clean clothes and my things ready, and thinking up an excuse, I failed to notice the day on my Fullmetal Alchemist: CoS calendar. I did notice the slight rustle in my closet though, especially when I thought I saw a light, kinda hard not to notice that.

 

“What the…”I opened the closet to find nothing, save for what looked like a mini plastic shuriken. “Weird, could'a sworn I put that with my Iruka figurine on the dresser when we moved here…Oh well, I'll just put it back.” As I went over to my dresser I noticed three things 1) The date, I breathed a sigh of relief and slight frustration at that. 2) The access---I mean weapons, which came with my Iruka figurine were still beside him. And 3) The damn mini Shuriken I was holding was sharp.

 

“Ow! What the hell! They don't give things like this to little kids, I hope anyway. Really weird though, I don't remember having this, ever. Meh, It still looks cool, I'll put it somewhere nice and little sister proof.” (did I mention I like talking to myself? Helps calm the nerves) Setting it on the top of my bookshelf, I decided to go down stairs and attempt to make myself breakfast, can't cook to save my life. This is probably where the whole mess started actually.

 

After a change into a pair of blue jeans and a Red T- shirt with a heartagram on it, (I'm not to privy to skirts, I look more like a boy anyway) I went downstairs to the kitchen and noticed something off right away. Now, as I said I'm not to good with being alone and I get paranoid, but I knew paranoia couldn't cause this; There was one half-eaten cereal bowl (of my favorite cereal no less) sitting out, a half-eaten apple (once I got out of high school I stopped eating a lot and decided to exercise, hence the fruit) and, in my opinion, the greatest travesty of all, three bags of Chicken Flavor Maruchan ramen lay in the trash can, no physical evidence of the contents remaining but a bowl with some juices and broth in it. Of course I snapped, this would look or sound crazy if you had passed by my house at that moment, to see an 18-year-old girl hollering at nothing, or so I thought.

 

“WHO IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS YAOI AND HOLY N THIS WORLD GOT THE BALLS TO EAT MY RAMEN!? CAUSE IT SURE AS HELL WASN'T ME!”

 

As I ranted I failed to notice two little voices coming from the cupboard, one angry and one in pain and pleading.

 

“ITAI! Sakura-chan! That's mean!”(A/N: I'm not too good with dialogue, bear with)

 

“You shouldn't have eaten her ramen!”*smack*

 

“But you ate her cereal! And Sasuke-teme ate an apple!”

 

“Calm down you two, she'll probably hear you.” A voice of reason had said. Yeah, that's when I caught it. At the voice that sounded a lot like IceWizardmon from Digimon season 4(your all probably laughing at that) and a certain Silver haired scarecrow from the English version on what had slowly become my favorite show. I, as expected didn't take this to well.

 

“WHO'S THERE!? I know the T.V isn't on! If it was there'd be yaoi, lots of it.” Hehe, activities in your spare time are fun. When the voices answer you back? Eh, not so much.

 

The voices spoke again.

 

“See? She heard us.”

 

“It's ALL YOUR FAULT NARUTO!”*smack*

 

“Itaiiiii…Why can't you blame Sasuke-teme?!”

 

“Because your the one that yelled dobe.”

 

-surprised yelps, excuses to move to the other side of the cupboard and painful noises are heard-

 

While all the fighting was going on in my kitchen cupboard, I slowly made my way to the drawer and grabbed a spatula.(only thing in reach, like it was going to help me anyway.)

“I'm giving whoever or whatever's in there to the count of three to come out! If you don't I'll attack!” I may not be acting it in this description, but I was pretty freaked. You'd be too if things were in your closet and quickly relocated to your cupboard and two of them fought.

 

-fighting noises, chuckling and pleas to stop fighting(did I hear that same voice cheering them on!?) are heard-

 

-vein-“They didn't hear me…SCREW THE COUNT! I'M ATTACKING!” I screamed. When I opened the cupboard I didn't know whether it was a mistake to or not, I couldn't even decide which was worse for that matter! In the cupboard were two chibis that looked a lot like Naruto Uzumaki and SasukeUchiha at each other's necks (my inner self kicked in yelling Naru/Sasu)A chibi that looked like Sakura Haruno begging them to stop or they'll be caught, (you could hear HER inner self, at least I could, and we think alike surprisingly enough) And one chibi that looked like Hatake Kakashi, over to the side reading Icha Icha, or at least trying to anyway. Apparently whatever had transformed them into chibis forgot about the book, to my happiness, I read that bastard later.

 

The fact is, none of them had noticed the light that just hit them and the freaked out face, Kakashi might have but he chose to ignore it.

 

“What. The. HELL!?” I was freaked out. Chibis, let alone anime chibis, do not just pop up one day in your house in reality. And as much as I love breeching the 4th wall, I never expected it to happen to me, nor did I ever WANT it to.

 

Apparently my freaking out got they're attention because they stopped what they were doing and looked at me in surprise. First one to speak was, you guessed it, Naruto, and wouldn't you know it, he says the one thing that riles me up the first try. If I'm not making the comeback anyway.

 

“Sakura-chan, are you sure that's a girl? She has small boobs.” He laughed at the last part. The other chibi's knew this was a mistake and looked fearful and regretful that they couldn't stop their idiot teammate.(Sakura did anyway, hard to tell with Kakashi and Sasuke.)They also found this a good time to jump onto the cabinet and AWAY from the cupboard and future murder scene.

 

“-veintwitchvein-WHAT THE FUCK!? THAT'S THE FIRST THING YOU ASK ABOUT SOMEONE WHEN YOU MEET THEM!? -SMACK- YOU COULD HAVE A LITTLE MORE DECENCY!-SMACK-EVEN I LEARNED BETTER THAN THAT! AND I WAS A MAJOR PERV LAST YEAR IN HIGH SCHOOL! WHAT HAVE THE FATHER FIGURES ON YOUR SHOW BEEN TEACHING YOU!?-SMACK- OH MY GOD! THE FIGURES THEY GIVE KIDS THESE DAYS!”

 

After some general chibi abuse, this went on for nearly thirty minutes after he got in another comment, this time he asked if I'm a cross dressing guy getting a sex change, I had to nearly be knocked out for that one, I almost killed him, the little bastard, reaffirmed my wanting to never have kids. Sakura had eventually got me to calm down and away from Naruto so she could treat his wounds. I had nothing to do but clean up the kitchen cupboard since everyone else was their own from of busy. (Scouting in Sasuke's case) I failed to notice the chibi tugging my pant leg.

 

“Hm? Sasuke-kun? What is it? I thought you were scouting?”

 

“…I was, I finished. Now where the hell are we? From what I found this is just a normal civilian house, except mostly everything's in English.”

 

I looked down at him, about to reprimand him for going through my stuff when I remembered that was in his job description, made me wish I was a ninja. I chose to ignore the second comment and answer the first. “I was wondering when you'd ask me that. Ths one might call for a visual instead of me just telling you Sasuke-kun.”

 

“What in the hell is so hard about this that you need a visual?” He asked angrily but you could tell he was confused.

 

“Well, it's going to take awhile because a)I don't know all the details myself since I just started liking the show. And b) Equivalent Exchange.

 

Sasuke was about to ask what either questions had to do with the current situation when Kakashi came in.(I theorized later he was listening to most of my conversation with Sasuke)

 

“Sakura-chan's fixed Naruto-kun. She said he wanted to apologize.”

 

I found this perfect because I could explain this to all of them instead of individually, I was too damn lazy and impatient for that.(This was also the true reason but Sasuke didn't need to know that.)

 

“Cool, we'll be in there in a min, right Sasuke?”-insert `go with it' look here-

 

“…Yeah”

 

Kakashi seemed to accept both answers and dragged (I almost `AWED' for that)

Icha Icha with him to the living room to tell his students we'd be there shortly. Sasuke turned to glare at me. (This was very cute actually, since he was a chibi and all)

 

“What are you planning? You already cleaned that mess up, even Kakashi-sensei saw.”

 

“I know, but I needed him to distract for a few minutes.”

 

“Why?” Glaring, he still looked damn cute.

 

“To get my laptop and download port.”

 

“…What for” Seriously, only a few minutes and already I want him to stop glaring.

 

“Because, I have students to teach! Now come help.” I was at the door waiting for him, I trusted him more than others, don't ask me why.

 

The teaching bit confused Sasuke apparently, because he made a face, one you would never see on his actual face in the show, that of utter ditziness.

 

“Who are you teaching?I don't see any…wait? You mean—“

 

“Yup! Now help me. Because when we set this up, class will be in session” I said with a grin, must have been a familiar grin to Sasuke, that look he gave was priceless.

 

“…Great.” But he came to help me anyway.

 

Next chapter: “Explanations and a missing member”

 

K-kun: Well, how'd you like it?

 

Iruka: Pretty good. But two questions. 1) Where am I? And 2)Why was this about you and Sasuke.

 

K-kun:Oh! Really good questions! Okay, your not here yet because something has happened to you on the way there, and I'm not sure how I'm going to make you in this, I don't know whether to make you chibi or make you the one in charge of watching them before that odd jutsu was made that teleported you all to the real world.

 

Iruka: Okay, and #2?

 

K-kun: Hm, well, I only have Sasuke's persona down, everyone else, I'm stumped, so I, it killed me to, chose not to use them this chapter, they will get more dialogue next chapter though, and this was also my Characters introduction.

 

Iruka: Well that makes sense.

 

K-kun: Perfect sense! ^o^

 

Okay, I'm taking votes. I'm a major Kaka/Iru fan so that's why Iruka will come in chapter 2 or 3. Would you want him to A)Be normal and looking for them but gets stuck in the real world as well or B)Make him chibi too, he just got lost in the house or was teleported to the wrong spot. I've already got a general idea for next chapter, yeah, I know the first was a kinda-cliffy, but I needed it to be.. And it won't have the dialogue between myself and Iruka at the start of next chapter, I promise. Remember, Reviews are loved, I eat flames, and constructive criticism is welcome, especially since this is my first multichapter.