Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ The Wonders of Theatre ❯ The Wonders of Theatre ( One-Shot )

Well, this story was inspired long ago by a paint roll cleaner. See, you put the roll on the end of a long, shaft like item. Then you pump the hand in and out and the roller spins quickly, drying the roller. Pretty cool item. Buy you see, the Techies had to take a simple item and make it dirty. So it quickly became known as the ass rapper or anal probe. Let us also note in this story, that my friends and I (the females ones at least) are all (for the most part) into yaoi. Because that's what this story will be: yaoi. Naruto AU style to be exact.

Now that I've told you that, let's have you get started. You are about to read a story of kink, theatre, fun and most importantly (and this quote was stolen from Fake) “mano-a-mano, man on man, homo-fucking-sex galore!”

So, to my yaoi loving Techies and other boy lovers out there, this is for you!

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Title: The Wonders of Theatre

Building a set isn't too hard. Cut the wood, screw the screw, paint on the paint. Nothing too difficult, unless you're Hatake Kakashi, Auditorium Manager at Kohnoha High School, home of the Jutsu Masters.

If you're Kakashi: wood becomes long, hard and thick. Paint strokes become full and almost painfully slow and screws become fast and hard. Yes, life is difficult for a pervert.

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“Kakashi, where's the rubber mallet?” The reading Auditorium Manager heard a voice ask him.

`Ooo! Rubber.'

“Check on the out-feed tray of the table saw.” He responded looking up from his latest volume of Icha Icha Paradise to see which member of the Tech Crew was had spoken to him. It turned out to be a new transfer student from Suna South High (home of the Sandman). Temari, yes that was her name!

“Don't you think you should be helping? Or supervising at least?” Temari's companion, Shikamaru asked. “It's very troublesome, doing this on our own.”

“Well I would help you. But I'm expecting a call from…”

“Your lies are more troublesome.” Shikamaru cut off walking away to search near the chop saw with Temari in tow.

`Well,' Kakashi thought. `At least I can go back to Icha Icha. Nothing's going to get me up today! Oo! Up!'

And with that final dirty thought, the Kohnoha High School Auditorium Manager went back to reading his porn. Meanwhile, his poor students attempted to understand his plans and create a set for the upcoming show: Wizard of Oz.

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“Come on guys!” Naruto yelled to his confused peers. “We can do it. Believe it!”

Everyone on stage sent Naruto a glare that would scare even the strongest of men. Temari turned to her brother beside her. “Gaara, if he says that one more time, can I kill him?”

The boy's stony expression didn't change but the slight leftward motion of his head indicated no.

“What? Why?”

“Hello diligent working technical theatre students!” Said a man wearing green under-armor and washed jeans that left little to the imagination. His black hair was cut in a bowl shape that wasn't long enough to hide his huge eyebrows.

The techies blanched at the entrance of their school acting teacher, Gai. Behind him walked in the leading school actors: Sakura, Ino, Kiba, Haku and Gai's identical little protégé, Lee.

“Where is my eternal rival Kakashi?”

“His office.” Shikamaru quickly said turning away, hoping to be rid of the troublesome man.

“Kakashi!” Gai yelled running across the stage and into the scene shop to the door of the office.

`Oh no.'

“My eternal rival. Sitting here reading so cool.” Gai exclaimed. “How do you do it! Not even helping your students, so cool!”

“Hello Gai. What do you need?” Kakashi reluctantly asked, looking up from his book.

“I'm just checking on the status of the set and my eternal rival!”

“The set is coming along fine, Gai.”

“Good, good. I bet I can have my student's lines down before your students have their set done.”

“Gai…”

“No it is settled! And if I lose, I will speak only in Shakespearian tongue for the run of the show.” Gai yelled dramatically, sun rising behind him.

“Gai…”

“Gai.” A new voice said, entering from behind the dancing, sunlit Gai.

“Yes Iruka?” Gai said, sun beginning to fade.

“I need to borrow Ino and Sakura to refit their costumes.”

“Yes, yes. Our Dorothy and Wicked Witch of the West. Yes, they are both over here…”

Kakashi stopped trying to read again and watched as the two men walked away, eyes glued to Iruka's khaki clad backside. 'Hmm...' The auditorium manager thought, an idea forming in his mind.

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“Iruka.” Kakashi yelled to the man as everyone headed out of the building after build and rehearsal.

“Oh! Kakashi. How can I help you?”

“I wanted to show you something actually. You aren't in a hurry are you? Cause you'll have to come back to the auditorium for it.”

The Costume Director shook his head, butterflies in his stomach. “No, I'm not in a hurry.”

Kakashi nodded, turning around and walking away, knowing his prey was behind him. Once they reached the auditorium, the manager made an immediate left, headed toward the hardly used spiral staircase.

“Where are we going?” Kakashi asked following the man up the steps.

“This stairway is used mostly to get to the loading gallery. The loaded gallery is where weights are put on the rail,” Kakashi indicated the ropes along the wall next to them, “so that the lights, curtains and drops are the right weight to be lifted easily during shows.”

Iruka nodded his understanding. Then realized that the effort was pointless, as the only part of Kakashi that was facing him was Kakashi's well-defined behind. “Ok.”

“But I'm not taking you that high. Don't worry. We're getting off here.” Kakashi said lifting a leg over the rail and stepping onto a ledge next to it.

Once both men were safely on the ledge, Iruka expressed his renewed confusion. “What is this place?”

“Its a storage area. We don't use it very much, but some of the larger items are kept here.”

“Ah. So are you showing me a prop?” Iruka

Kakashi smirked down at the shorter man, “no.”

“Then what...” Iruka started only to be cut off by Kakashi's mouth on his own.

The kiss was expertly executed, soft yet firm, not sloppy or too wet, but still full of passion and a certain drugging sensation. That was the only reason that Iruka would allow himself to accept for his compliance and addition to it. He pushed back upon the hungry mouth that awoke a new fire in his lonely, English teaching world. The life of a bachelor teacher and theatre costume designer had little excitement and this sensation of being needed, desired, was almost overwhelming. It was when Kakashi firmly pressed their bodies together to begin exploration of Iruka's neck, did Iruka feel his partner's mutual arousal and realize the situation.

Pushing away hard and panting, Iruka stumbled back a bit before speaking. “Kakashi, what are you doing?”

“Coming on to you.” The man answered as if it were the most obvious and acceptable answer in the world.

“But were both men.” Iruka tried to rationalize, taking a step backward from the now steadily advancing man.

“So?” Kakashi asked taking a large step toward the smaller man and beginning to peal his own shirt off.

“But I'm not a woman.”

“So?” Kakashi said removing the stuttering man's shirt next.

“But...” Iruka tried futilely as his shirt was lifted over his head and he was shoved backward, landing on a pile of blankets.

“I don't care about all that.” Kakashi said laying on top of Iruka and quieting any further protests with another drugging kiss.

Kakashi took care to carefully caress the other man's mouth with his tongue, pulling him back into the sensation before releasing his full passion. Once Iruka's tongue joined the game though, Kakashi no longer held back. He placed a hand on the man beneath him's nipple, tweaking and twisting as little moans reverberated deep within his captive's chest.

With a satisfied smirk, Kakashi turned his attention back to the neck he only just tasted before. He sucked, bit, licked and savored the taste of skin coated lightly with salty sweat that lay exposed to him. He rubbed their hips together, causing more heat and friction between their wanting bodies as Iruka lightly whispered his name through barely parted lips. Kakashi was not satisfied by this almost silent scream as Iruka squirmed beneath him, keeping his moans silent, torn between desire, shame and the fear of discovery.

“The auditorium is locked up. No one can get in.” Kakashi said into Iruka's ear as their erections continued to rub against each other through the fabric of their bottoms. “Besides, we're well hidden, why do you think I brought you up here? So scream.” Kakashi finished bitting into the neck before him as he simultaneously cupped the man through his khakis.

Iruka let out a loud, husky moan as his senses went on overload. The combination of pain and pleasure, drove him mad with desire to simply be taken. He pleaded quietly for more.

“Louder.” Kakashi ordered, moving down to trail kisses on and around the perky, pink nipples before him.

And louder Iruka got, screaming and moaning as Kakashi moved lower and lower down his body. Iruka was no virgin, he had been with women before. But it had been a long time by anyone's standards and this sudden new development was more then his mind could wrap around. Not to mention, the alluring quality of taboo male on male action added heightened excitement to the experience. His mind, high on the feel of sex, lifted his hips eagerly at the slightest of tugs from Kakashi's hands. He shook with anticipation at what could only be coming next as Kakashi teased his cock, blowing on it and running a long, thin finger up the protruding vein.

“Scream.” Kakashi ordered again before taking the tip of Iruka's cock in his mouth.

Iruka let out the moan of a century, emptying himself of all frustration and stress. He was left with only the pleasurable sensations of Kakashi's expert mouth teasing his penis. Up and down, Kakashi's mouth went, licking up the shaft, sucking on the tip, grazing his teeth lightly every so often to send another jolt of electricity toward the pit of Iruka's stomach.

“Ka...kashi... I'm almost...” Iruka panted as the energy in the pit of his belly welled to a new, almost uncontrollable height.

Kakashi lifted his head off of the shaft with an audible smack. “Ah, ah.” He said in a mocking tone. “Not yet.”

Kakashi stood over the withering, panting and needy man to unzip his fly. He pulled down his pants and boxers, exposing his painfully erect penis. It was uncommon for it to go this long without attention once turned on and no longer would it wait. “Come here.”

Iruka shakingly got to his knees before Kakashi, eyeing the protruding cock before him. His mouth began to water at the thought of what Kakashi must have planned for him next.

“Touch me.”

Iruka did as he was told, grabbing the penis firmly as he would his own. Without instruction he began to pump it, watching the look of relief mingle with passion on Kakashi's face. The little puffs of air coming out between barely parted lips told him his actions were correct.

Kakashi allowed the man to handle his cock for awhile, reveling in the feel of another hand upon him. But soon that hand was not enough. He wanted something hot, something wet. And with that thought in mind, Kakashi pulled Iruka's head toward his penis, giving him the silent command to suck.

Iruka looked at the appendage tentatively at first, before taking it into his mouth. He sucked lightly, licking at the tip, before taking more into his mouth, using his hand to cover the rest of the shaft. He moved quickly upon the shaft, trying different things and using Kakashi's moans as direction.

Kakashi savored the attention Iruka was placing on his need. Watching the meek man's head bob back and forth on him held a certain mesmerizing effect. Back, forth, back forth, bob, suck, bob, suck. It was amazing. But a mouth was not all he wanted; he wanted to be inside the man before him, so Kakashi pulled out suddenly and nearly threw the other man back onto the floor.

The tech director touched his weeping cock, wiping some of the pre-cum onto his finger and thrusting that finger into Iruka's ass. The man gasped at the sudden invasion but quieted once he felt a tongue run down the middle of his ball sack. In and out Kakashi pumped, all the while sucking to keep the man from feeling the pain. Soon he added another finger and began to scissor within Iruka, making sure to hit the sweet spot he knew to be there, as the man moan and screamed.

Kakashi stopped licking the sack, and moved up to whisper in Iruka's ear. “Relax, just enjoy it.”

The man nodded and tried to take several deep breaths. It helped that Kakashi was again kissing patterns on his neck and pumping him. “More.” He whispered softly to the body above him. “Please.”

There was a sudden end of movement, where Kakashi's hands left Iruka's body and the larger man shifted away from him. Iruka opened his eyes, to see what was happening. He found Kakashi laying beside him, legs open and inviting.

Iruka moved to again suck the member but was stopped by a pair of hands on his hips.

“No, not that.” Kakashi directed Iruka to a straddling position above his cock. “Relax.” He further instructed as Iruka slid slowly down his shaft.

It was all Kakashi could do to prevent himself from pushing Iruka down and pumping into the man. He was just so tight, so inviting that it was only the knowledge that he didn't want the man hurt, that kept him in control.

Finally, after an eternity, Iruka sat fully upon the man's shaft, trying to adjust to the feel of the large foreign object. It was a new sensation to get used to and Kakashi must have noticed because he grabbed hold of Iruka's penis and began to pump it. “Move, it'll help.” Kakashi explained.

Slowly, Iruka began to ride Kakashi, quickly finding the motion enjoyable. Soon, Kakashi was rising to meet him and the pair were moving as fast as possible. Each thrust sent another jolt to their balls, each pump of Kakashi's hand, moving into time with their thrusts, sent the pair closer to release. They moved and panted each other's names as they instructed the other to move faster, push harder, grip tighter. It wasn't long before the two men hit their peak, screaming for the other loud enough to wake the dead.

They lay together, tired and weak upon the other, after they were spent. It took them awhile to catch their breath again and it was even longer before Kakashi broke the silence that had fallen upon them

“We're coming up here again.”