Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Tight Cat Suit!! ^_^ ❯ 11111111111111111111111111....111111!!! ( Chapter 1 )
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By: orange_ninja 
ME: MWAHAHA! Oh right, no more chasing Neji now, got to get back to the chapter summary...now, let's see here...Neji-kun, could you come here for a minute?
*Silence*
Me: *in a warning tone* Neji-kun...*holds up spoon* I'm counting to three!
Neji: What do you want now?
Me: OH YOU ARE JUST SO CUTE! Come on now, say the words!
Neji: *makes a face*
Me: Say it!!!*Gestures dangerously with spoon*
Neji: *sigh* Welcome to orange ninjas world of happy dappy fun...here you will find a place to escape from all the normalness of the day and into the world of happy dappy fun and narutoness. Enjoy your splendiferous day as we cross over into...the twilight zone.
Me: Say it properly!
Neji: THE TWILIGHT ZONE!!!!!!!
Me: Good job Neji-kun! You get a cookie.
Neji: Teehee my Byakugan can see through that chicks dress over there...wow she's hot!
Me: NO COOKIE FOR YOU! *snatches bag away and starts crying and nibbling*
Neji: Who reads the chapter reviews anyways? I bet as many people read this as people that actually rate!
Me: Well...i'm really bored and ym mom isnt home and my twin sister is still asleep so....I'm bored.
Neji: It's 9:42 AM...dont you have anything better to do than be on the computer writing nonsense? What about go outside? Look at the weather!
Me: *hiss* shut the blinds! I'm melting...MEELLTTIINNGGGGGG
Neji: >.<
Me: Oh look the cookies are all gone...yummy!
Neji: WHAT!!!!!
*bangs and clashes can be heard*
WE ARE EXPERIENCING SOME TECHNICAL DIFFICULTY. PLEASE ENJOY THE FANFIC.
Anime/Manga: Naruto Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Post-apocalyptic / Comedy | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 04.30.2006 | Pages: 1 | Words: 781 | Visits: 1.1K | Status: Completed
ME: MWAHAHA! Oh right, no more chasing Neji now, got to get back to the chapter summary...now, let's see here...Neji-kun, could you come here for a minute?
*Silence*
Me: *in a warning tone* Neji-kun...*holds up spoon* I'm counting to three!
Neji: What do you want now?
Me: OH YOU ARE JUST SO CUTE! Come on now, say the words!
Neji: *makes a face*
Me: Say it!!!*Gestures dangerously with spoon*
Neji: *sigh* Welcome to orange ninjas world of happy dappy fun...here you will find a place to escape from all the normalness of the day and into the world of happy dappy fun and narutoness. Enjoy your splendiferous day as we cross over into...the twilight zone.
Me: Say it properly!
Neji: THE TWILIGHT ZONE!!!!!!!
Me: Good job Neji-kun! You get a cookie.
Neji: Teehee my Byakugan can see through that chicks dress over there...wow she's hot!
Me: NO COOKIE FOR YOU! *snatches bag away and starts crying and nibbling*
Neji: Who reads the chapter reviews anyways? I bet as many people read this as people that actually rate!
Me: Well...i'm really bored and ym mom isnt home and my twin sister is still asleep so....I'm bored.
Neji: It's 9:42 AM...dont you have anything better to do than be on the computer writing nonsense? What about go outside? Look at the weather!
Me: *hiss* shut the blinds! I'm melting...MEELLTTIINNGGGGGG
Neji: >.<
Me: Oh look the cookies are all gone...yummy!
Neji: WHAT!!!!!
*bangs and clashes can be heard*
WE ARE EXPERIENCING SOME TECHNICAL DIFFICULTY. PLEASE ENJOY THE FANFIC.
Anime/Manga: Naruto Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Post-apocalyptic / Comedy | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 04.30.2006 | Pages: 1 | Words: 781 | Visits: 1.1K | Status: Completed
Tight Cat Suit
Please rate!^_^ It took me a whole 10 minutes just to write and think this up!=O
Kankerou: Oooh…I don't feel so good…
Gaara: Well, maybe if you stopped eating so many muffins, we might not have this problem.
Kankerou: Well, you try looking like a nerd in a tight leather cat suit all day long! *takes off suit and shoves it onto Gaara.
Gaara's face turns purple with rage as he attempts to take off the suit. When he cant manage that, he tries to use the sand to attack Kankerou…unfortunately, his gourd is stuck in the suit with him, and all he manages to do is swell up the suit like a giant balloon and start rolling down the hill.
Naruto: *coming along the road* HOLY SHIT! What in god's name is that?
Chouji: *walking with him and eating cake* BWAAH!
*The Gaara-suit rolls along and bounces off of chouji's big belly.*
Naruto: BWAAH! I cant tell which one of you is Chouji!
Neji: *randomly happens to be there because I forced him to* “He looks like a giant stress-squeezy thingy you find in drugstores.
Naruto: HEY! You're right! *runs up to Gaara and starts squeezing him.
Gaara: STOP IT! *giant suit explodes and sand flies everywhere.*
Gaara: Now look what you've done!
Naruto: WHOOPEE! look at all the SAND!
Chouji: OMFG HOLY CRAP YOU GOT SAND IN MY CAKE!
Gaara: HEY! Stop it! This is not a sandbox you know! This stuff has been used to kill thousands of innocent lives, and it very well can kill you too!
Chouji: You're just jealous because my sand castle's bigger than yours! *sticks out tongue*
Gaara: And Naruto what are you- HEY STOP PEEING IN MY SAND!
Naruto: *Heh heh* wow, that was a lot! I peed my WHOLE NAME!
Gaara: AAAAAAH! MY PRECIOUS SAND! *grabs cat suit and shoves it on Naruto*
Naruto: …I wasn't finished peeing…I hope Kankerou has a washing machine available to him…
Me: WOW that's amazing Naruto now...let's go to that drugstore you were talking about Neji-kun! *flutters eyelashes*
Neji: ERM…*backs away slowly*
Me: GET HIM GIRLS!
*hoard of fangirls suddenly swarms everywhere and chases Neji*
*Sasuke sits down and starts to cry because all his fangirls have left him*
Me: BWAHAHA!!!