Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ To College!! ❯ ~Chapter 4; Shikamaru, Ino, Chouji, and explanations ( Chapter 5 )

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~Chapter 4; Shikamaru, Ino, Chouji, and explanations~

 

The van stopped and two Anbu got off the van. “Why don't you sit this one out? I can take care of lazy ass.”` An Anbu said before walking towards the door.

 

“Suit yourself.” The other Anbu walked back to the van and sat on the ground. `How did he know Shikamaru Nara was lazy when I know they never met and I know we did almost no research on him…… aw well.' He shrugged it off and took a little nap.

 

The Anbu walked inside and upstairs. He came to Shikamaru's room and went in. What he saw disturbed and angered him at the same time. In front of him was Shikamaru Nara with a gallon of the strongest sake in Konoha. “Shikamaru! You put that sake down and come with me! I'm telling your parents and Tsunade!” Shikamaru turned to him in a daze. He wasn't drunk but he was definatly(sp?) tipsy.

 

“Heh! Like hell. How about you let me get wasted, don't tell anyone, and I don't tell Tsunade about your affair with my father you gay bastard.” Shikamaru couldn't help but chuckle. He would do it to.

 

The Anbu looked around frantically and back to the boy. “But Tsunade will tell my wife!!”

 

“Exactly…” Shikamaru said smugly.

 

“Fine! Just chug the bottle and lets go! We're on a tight schedule!” The Anbu tapped his foot impatiently. Shikamaru got what he wanted so he just chugged the bottle and stood up.

A wave of dizziness swept over him. The Anbu grabbed his arm and jumped out the window and chucked him in the van. “To the Yamanaka household.” Tsunade said.

 

The door to the van was closed and the Anbu jumped on the van, who was soon met by the recently napping Anbu. “So how was it?”

 

“Hell.” The Anbu replied to his friend.

 

“Tsunade I'm all sad now!” Shikamaru said, slurring his words.

 

“Oh, why's that?” Tsunade asked. `He's acting weird.'

 

“I just realized I'm gunna have a hangover tomorrow!” Tsunade sat there and gaped at him.

 

“Who let you drink?!” She almost screamed.

 

“The Anbu Op, person, thing.” He was wasted alright.

 

She stood up abruptly in a panic. “Ok, ok, ok, we can take care of this later, the problem is, how do I get him on a plane to college when he's fucking wasted?!” She practically screamed.

 

Shikamaru gasped. “Swear bear!”

 

“Shut up!” She looked at his face. His cheeks were flushed pink and he was giggling like a little girl. It actually scared her a little… A LITTLE. She's seen scarier shit up Orochimaru's nose. “Stop staring at-!” The van stopped abruptly in front of Ino's house and she fell over from not bracing herself. Shikamaru tipped over as well. “Yay! Again! Again!” `He's like a giddy little schoolgirl! God this is creepy. It does rival Orochimaru's boogers though.' She shuttered at the thought. This was going to be burned in her memory forever.

 

The Anbu jumped off the van again and ran to the entrance to the flower shop. They were surprised to find it open and Ino standing at the register with a look of extreme boredom across her face. “Can I help you?” She asked.

 

“What in hell are you doing up this early? And working in a flower shop no less.” The Anbu said walking over to her.

 

“It's my parent's paranoia about missing customers.” She said about to pass out on the counter, this time from being tired.

 

“Well where are they?” He asked.

 

“My mom's working on arrangements in the back and my dad is making some early morning deliveries.”

 

“Can you call your mom out here please?”

 

“Whatever. Mom! There's an Anbu guy out here looking for you!” Ino's mom emerged from the back room.

 

“Yes, can I help you?” She asked while holding a flower in her hand.

 

“Yes, I'm here to take your daughter off to college.” He said while bowing respectfully.

 

Ino shot up. “Shit, I forgot about that!!” She started trying to run up the stairs before the Anbu grabbed her arm.

 

“1.) Don't swear, and 2.) We already have your stuff. Let's go.” He released her and Ino said her goodbye's to her mother and left out the door with the Anbu. The Anbu opened the back of the van and Ino hopped in.

 

“On to the Akamichi compound.” Tsunade said casually.

 

The car started off again and Ino took a seat next to Shikamaru. “Hey…… you're pretty.” Shikamaru slurred while staring at her strangely.

 

“Ok, what the hell is wrong with him?” Ino asked, pointing a finger at Shikamaru.

 

“But not as pretty as Temari-chan!” Shikamaru exclaimed happily.

 

Ino turned sharply and slapped him across the face. “I take that back. What's right with him?!”

 

“Ouchies.” Shikamaru said while giggling again.

 

“Ok, now that's just freaky. Is he wasted or something?” She sweat-dropped anime style.

 

“Yup.” Tsunade said before the van came to a stop.

 

The Anbu jumped off the van and decided that they were just going to jump to the windowsill to get inside Chouji's room right away. “Oh, come on! That's waaaay to cheap! Let's just go through the front door like we have been!” The Anbu walked up to the door and flung it open. His eyes nearly popped out of his head when he saw how much food was piled in front of the door. They couldn't walk into the house if they wanted to! “Oooook….. I vote we head to the window. Anyone with me, say I.”

 

“I.” “I.” said the other Anbu. They jumped to the windowsill and opened it. When they walked in they saw Chouji laying on his bed with a sea of food wrappers surrounding him. “Thank god he's wearing a shirt….” One of the Anbu said. The all used all their strength and managed to pick him up off his bed. They jumped out the window and landed on the ground next to the van. The combined weight made a huge crater in the ground when they landed, shaking the van. They straightened themselves up and threw him into the van. “Good thing that was the last one.”

 

“Not really.” Tsunade said.

 

“What?” The three Anbu turned to their Hokage.

 

“We still need to go to Suna and pick up Gaara, and Kankuro. Then we have to go to the village hidden in the snow to pick up two more. Each village is about a half an hour between each other and it shouldn't take long to get them in the van and go but we will allow an extra half hour for mishaps. It's about……” She looked at her watch. “6:30am. so we should arrive in Suna at about 7am., The village hidden in the Snow at about 7:30am., and finally the airport at about 8am. The plane doesn't leave until 9am. so that's perfect!” She smiled, it was time to wake up all the ninja she had gotten so far. “Blow horn!” She held a hand out to the Anbu, commanding the item. The Anbu gave her the blow horn and quickly shut the back of the van, immediately jumping on top.

 

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