Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ To College!! ❯ ~Chapter 7; New clothes and a tiresome airport experience part 1 ( Chapter 8 )
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~Chapter 7; New Clothes and a tiresome airport experience~
They were almost to the airport when Tsunade pulled out her deadly air-horn. She smiled evilly. She saw that everyone besides Gaara who was just sitting on the floor looking around and Asuka who was still unconscious, were talking. She blew the horn and Asuka shot up and Tsunade had everyone's attention. “Could you not blow that damn thing?!” Naruto yelled.
“What the hell was THAT for?!” Miharu yelled, blinking a couple times from the shock of the loud noise.
“Ok, we are almost to the airport. When the girls are in the other van I'm going to release the jutsu that I used to make it look like you all had your clothes on. They are only made out of my chakra. Then I'll give you your bags and you are to change into the clothes that are in those bags. You can't walk around in those clothes, people will think you're freakin morons. So I took the liberty of buying you guys some American clothes. Then you will cross the ocean to America to college.” Tsunade explained.
“So… we're taking a boat?” Sakura asked. ((A.N. Remember, they still have no idea what a plane is or how they're getting there.))
Tsunade chuckled lightly. She had forgotten that the villages always tried to stay as traditional as possible. “No, you're all going to be flying across the ocean.” Tsunade corrected.
Naruto's face scrunched up in confusion. “I don't get it. If we're all going to be getting our chakra sealed off when we get to the airport or whatever you called it, then it will be physically impossible to fly, especially that far, even with an endless amount of chakra!” Everyone starred in astonishment. Had Naruto actually gotten a burst of intelligence. “Oh! Oh! Unless we're gunna ride on Superman's back!!” And it was gone just like that. ((A.N. Apparently they have superman comics though.))
“No, Naruto.” Tsunade said annoyed. Here comes a migraine. “You will be sitting in this big thing called a `plane'. The plane will first go really, really, fast and lift off the ground. It will then carry you guys across the ocean.” Naruto raised his hand again. “No, superman doesn't carry it.” Naruto dropped his hand. He then shot it back up. “Nor does the `fantastic 4'.” Naruto dropped his hand and pouted. He then shot it back up again. “What?!” ((A.N. Apparently he had read a `fantastic 4' comic as well.))
“I still don't get it.” He said plainly.
Tsunade starred at him blankly. “Just… wait. You'll get it.” She said in annoyance. She then remembered something. “Gaara! You have to watch over Shikamaru!”
“Why?” He asked confused. Shikamaru should be the most capable to watch over himself than anyone in the van.
“Because he got drunk right before we picked him up.” She said pointing to the boy that was trying to stand.
Shikamaru stood but then started wobbling. He stuck his finger in the air. “Y-yo homey… *Burp* don't be hatin!” He said before falling over backwards.
“Ooook.” Gaara said before turning to Tsunade. “Fine.” Gaara agreed.
Minutes later the van stopped. The back of the van opened up and another van backed up so that the backs of both vans were almost touching. The back of the other van was also open. When the van stopped the chaos started. “Ok girls! Get in line! After I seal your chakra, jump into the back of the other van! All the girls reluctantly lined up except for Miharu. “C'mon! You too!”
“No way in hell I'm letting you seal my chakra!” She yelled while pointing to Tsunade. In the blink of an eye Tsunade disappeared and silently reappeared behind Miharu. Before she had time to react Tsunade had performed the hand signs and had placed the seal on her. “No!”
“Yes.” Tsunade corrected. Tsunade ushered her into the other van and she sat down and sulked. Tsunade walked back over to the line of girls and one by one, sealed their chakra. Minutes later they were in the other van. Then the van the girls were in moved forward so the doors on both vans could close. “Ok, guys it's your turn! Everyone besides Gaara line up!” They did as they were told, but not without complaining.
“But, Tsunade-baa-chan! Why doesn't Gaara have to line up?!” Naruto whined while pointing over to the said boy, leaning against the side of the van, smirking at them with the `Ha-ha-you-suck' smirk.
“Because, Naruto, look at his arm, he already had his chakra sealed.” She said in annoyance.
Naruto crossed his arms and pouted. Before he knew what had happened he had the seal on his arm as well. When Tsunade finished sealing the guys, she jumped off the van. Kakashi and Iruka sensei came walking out of the front of the girls' van, each of them was carrying a very big box. Iruka walked to the girls and placed his box on the ground behind the van. Kakashi did the same, only he went over to the guys. Iruka opened his box and pulled out a bag, he looked at the tag on it. “Sakura Haruno.” Sakura walked over and accepted the bag. “Ino Yamanaka…… Asuka Nakamura…… Hinata Hyuuga…… Tenten Haiku ((A.N. Temporary last name until I figure out her real last name, and yes, I know that Haiku is also a type of poem, thank you very much.))…… and Miharu Nakamura.” He finished handing the bags out. “Ok, there is a change of clothes in each of your bags, please change into them.” Iruka then closed the back of their van and Tsunade released her jutsu from the girls. ((A.N. The jutsu that gave most of them temporary clothes……. Remember? Last chapter? Yeah.))
Kakashi started handing out his bags. “Kiba Inuzuka…… Rock Lee…… Sasuke Uchiha…… Shino Aburame…… Naruto Uzumaki…… Gaara Sabuko…… Shikamaru Nara…… Neji Hyuuga…… Chouji Akamichi…… and Kankuro Sabuko.” He finished. Shino then raised his hand. “Yes, Shino?” Kakashi asked surprised.
“Can I keep my sunglasses on?” He asked.
Kakashi looked at him blankly. “…….yes.” He said as if it was obvious. He then closed the door of the van. Tsunade released her jutsu from them as well and waited for them to change.
~Ten minutes later~
The door on the boys' van opened first. One by one the boys came off the truck, in their new clothes and wearing their backpacks. Gaara had on a pair of black, baggy shorts that went to his knees and had bright white stitching, and he was wearing a bright white T-shirt. He liked his new clothes to say the least. Sasuke followed with a pair of white skater shorts, white shirt, a dark blue zip-up sweatshirt (unzipped), and a white visor that he had put on backwards (purposely). Naruto came off wearing a pair of dark orange, baggy, pants, a lighter orange shirt, and a black visor (wearing it the right way). Kankuro came off wearing a pair of black, baggy, pants, and a black hoodie. Rock Lee came off wearing a pair of baggy, dark green, pants, with a zipped up, green camouflage jacket. Everyone was thankful for him not wearing anything tight. Shino came off wearing a pair of black pants, a white T-shirt, and a tan vest that had a hood and no zipper, it was thick and baggy like a hoodie. Kiba came off wearing a pair of baggy, dark blue, jeans, with a white shirt, and a brown, down jacket, with tan-ish color fur lining the hood. Chouji came off wearing a pair of dark blue baggy pants, with a white t-shirt, and a black sweatshirt (zipped up). Neji came off wearing a pair of black pants, a grey t-shirt, and a tan jacket. Last but not least Shikamaru came wobbling off wearing a pair of blue jeans, a red jersey, and a white jacket. Gaara had to practically wrestle him into his clothes. He tried to run out of the van stark naked. Tsunade whistled. “Niiiice! You guys look good in those clothes!” She cheered. Gaara's cheeks turned slightly pink and he turned on his heels so that she could only see his back.
Then the door to the girls' van opened. The boys whipped their heads over to the van to see their new clothes. (Girls have their backpacks on too) Asuka came off first wearing a pair of baggy, green, camouflage pants with a black belt making them stay up right over her underwear ( low ride pants), a tight, black, spaghetti strap, tank top that just barely showed her flat tummy, and a pair of black, fingerless, gloves. Ino came off wearing a pair of tight, blue jeans, and a tight purple and white, striped, shirt. Sakura came off wearing a pair of tight, blue jeans, and a tight, white, t-shirt with a pink rose on it. Hinata came off wearing a pair of tight, dark blue, jeans, a sleeveless, tight, black, shirt, and a jean jacket. Miharu came off wearing a pair of black jeans, and a dark blue hoodie. Last but not least Tenten came off wearing a pair of tight, light blue, jeans, a tight, white and black, striped shirt, and a pink jacket on over it. “Well, I defiantly think I did a good job at picking out the clothes!” Tsunade said happily.
“Yeah, great job! I really like my new clothes!” Asuka said happily. All the girls appreciated their clothes…… along with some of the guys.
Gaara had turned around when he heard the door open, so he saw Asuka get off. He couldn't help but stare at her chest. Of course it wasn't obvious that he was starring there and every time she looked towards him he acted like he was looking at something else, but something in his pants just wouldn't stay asleep and was making it's presence painfully obvious. Gaara was thankful he had baggy pants but just to be safe, he tried to keep the front view of his body, out of sight. God, he knew he was in for one hell of a day. Especially when Shikamaru snuck up behind him and hugged him from behind and yelled, “Huggles for Gaara-kun!” He almost punched the drunken boy in the face.
~Inside the airport~
“Um, Tsunade-sama?” Hinata asked quietly.
“Yes, Hinata?” She answered.
“W-Where's our baggage?” She asked.
“Right before I got you guys here, Kakashi and Iruka checked it into the plane. They're boarding the baggage on. Kakashi and Iruka will get you guys to the college and get you guys checked in. They'll meet you at the airport at the end of the year to escort you guys back. That way, hopefully, no one gets lost and I don't get sued.” She chuckled lightly. Hinata giggled. She was the only one, besides the adults, that actually understood what an airport was, what a plane was, and how they were going to get to college. She always seemed to be up to date with the newest technology, though she obviously didn't own half of the stuff she knew about. She just liked to keep track of how modern everything was, she'd rather keep her life traditional any day.
Kakashi walked over to Tsunade. “Here are the plane tickets.” He handed over the 32 slips of paper. He kept his 2 tickets and Iruka's 2 tickets.
Tsunade had remembered something before they got to security. `I should probably see how many of them understand English' She looked around and saw that everyone was quiet but looking around. (“~ letters~” means they're talking in English. Until everyone starts talking English regularly that is.) “~Raise your hand if you can understand me!~” She yelled. Hinata, Asuka, and Shino raised their hands. “Ok, good. The rest of you come over here.” She commanded. Everyone besides the three that raised their hands piled around Tsunade. She performed a few seals and 13 strings of yellow chakra came out of her hands. When the strings moved to everyone around her, they started backing up. “Don't back up! It won't hurt you!” One string went in each person's mouth. (Except Hinata, Asuka, and Shino.)
They went down their necks. Naruto gagged. “ `It won't hurt us' my ass! That crap tastes like shit!” Naruto complained.
An old woman turned when she heard the boy. “mm mm mm, such language from such youngins… and with adults around no less.”
Then an old man came out of a bathroom. “LET'S GO OLD WOMAN!” He yelled to his supposed wife to hurry.
“SUCK IT!” She called back.
“NO!!” He yelled back. He turned around and started walking away.
“THAT'S RIGHT! KEEP WALKIN! Smart ass.” She stomped off after him.
Everyone looked at the couple in shock. “Anyways….” Tsunade said quickly while turning back to the group. “Kakashi, Iruka, you both have your ID's on you right?” She asked.
“Yes, why?” Iruka asked.
“Because you'll need to show the people when you go through security cause Shikamaru got himself wasted.” She pointed her thumb behind her at the said boy who was trying to bite something in the air…… or something…
“What exactly is he dong?” Iruka asked curious.
Tsunade turned around and looked at him like he had five heads. “What in hell are you doing now?” Tsunade asked.
“I'm trying to eat my face! Duh!” He slurred while blinking multiple times. He wasn't slurring his words as much, showing the effects of the alcohol were wearing off.
“Oh shit! I just realized something.” Tsunade put her hands on her head in a panic.
“What?” Iruka asked.
“The legal drinking age is 21 where we're going!” She started hitting her head. `Think. Think! THINK! THINK! There's GOT to be some kind of jutsu I know that can age him or something……… wait… maybe I can have him use the same jutsu I do to make him seem younger or older!' “I have an idea.” She said plainly.
“What is it?” Iruka asked. He was baffled. Whoever let him drink was going to pay.
“Listen, you know about the jutsu I use to make myself younger or older right?” ((A.N. I know she has a jutsu that can change her appearance to be younger or older, not sure what it's called, but it does something different in here.)) She asked.
“Yes…” Iruka said, urging her to continue.
“I can have him perform the hand signs and say `21' and it should fast forward him to him being 21 and on his ID it should change his birth date as well! That is… until he releases the jutsu. Do you think that would work?” She asked while starring at the said boy, now picking his nose.
“It's worth a shot.” Iruka walked over to Shikamaru and dragged him over to Tsunade.
“Watcha want hag?” He slurred.
Tsunade glared at him and started grinding her teeth. `Easy, calm down. He's drunk, remember? Just… teach him the damn jutsu… it isn't that hard.' She took a deep breath and calmed down. “Ok, Shikamaru, I need you to equally spread your chakra throughout your body. Can you do that?”
“Nope!” He said with a stupid grin.
Tsunade sighed. She gathered chakra in her hands and, without touching him, moved her hands an inch above his body. She began moving her hands all over his body until his chakra was dispersed equally throughout his body. “Ok, now make this hand signs.” She demonstrated each one slowly. He copied her perfectly, to her surprise. `The alcohol must be starting to wear off… good.' “Now say `Age Changing-jutsu' then `21'.” ((A.N. Don't know the name of that jutsu so I made up the name.))
“Age Changing-jutsu! 21!” A poof of smoke surrounded him. When the smoke dispersed…
“NOTHING HAPPENED!” Tsunade yelled.
“Hold on there.” Iruka said. “Shikamaru, take out your ID and let me see it.”
“M'kay.” He pulled his wallet out of his back pocket and handed it to Iruka.
Iruka raised an eyebrow. He shrugged it off and looked threw the wallet for the ID. When he found it he inspected it. “It worked! He's a year older!” He showed Tsunade the ID and smiled triumphantly.
“See! I told you it worked!” She said proudly.
“Uh-huh… yeah.” He said sarcastically.
Shikamaru heard Iruka say that he was a year older and a wave of curiosity overcame him. He pulled the front of his pants out and looked down. “Hey, my pee pee is bigger!” He cheered.
Tsunade and the others stared at him like he had just eaten his own puke. Except Ino, who just blushed and turned away. “I guess the alcohol didn't wear off yet…” Tsunade said quietly. “Ok, now that everything's set, I am going to assign partners. “Gaara and Asuka. Naruto and Hinata. Sasuke and Sakura. Shino and Miharu. Kiba and Chouji. Shikamaru and Ino. Neji and Tenten. Lee and Kankuro.”
“Great, I got `Mr. Youth'.” He said sarcastically.
“Shut up. Listen everyone! You are to stay with your partner! I can't stress this enough! STAY WITH YOUR PARTNER… NARUTO!” She knew he would want to run off somewhere. Naruto grinned sheepishly. “And listen to Kakashi and Iruka! They are the ones that are going to keep you from getting lost and left behind! If you're left behind, that's your fault. We won't come back for you.” She said harshly. “I wish you all the best of luck this year.” She smiled and turned to leave. The rest of this was up to Kakashi and Iruka.
Naruto starred at them. “So what do we do now?”
“I'm hungry!” Kiba called out.
“Yeah, me too!” Naruto said.
Everyone else nodded and started mumbling to each other about what they wanted to eat. “First we have to go through security. Follow us, stay with your partner.” Kakashi and Iruka walked over to the escalators and started going up. The shinobi just stopped and starred at the thing their sensei's were going up. When Kakashi and Iruka reached the top they turned back and sighed when they saw them. Good thing they still had a half an hour left cause this was going to be a loooong day.