Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ To College!! ❯ ~Chapter 20; Poor Naruto~ ( Chapter 21 )
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By: Inuchick101 
Naruto gets a cruel prank played on him... lol SUCKS FOR HIM!!
Anime/Manga: Naruto Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Angst / Romance / Horror / Comedy / Drama | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 06.19.2007 | Pages: 1 | Words: 1.1K | Visits: 380 | Status: Work In Progress
Naruto gets a cruel prank played on him... lol SUCKS FOR HIM!!
Anime/Manga: Naruto Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Angst / Romance / Horror / Comedy / Drama | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 06.19.2007 | Pages: 1 | Words: 1.1K | Visits: 380 | Status: Work In Progress
it took so long for me to update. I was having some writer’s block… Well, I’m stuck home, sick with a fever and it sucks. Ass. Enjoy the chapter!
~Chapter 20; Poor Naruto~
It has been 5 minutes since all the canoes left down stream and Gaara was already aggravated. ‘Damn… I wish I was in the same canoe as Asuka instead of stuck in one with Sakura, listening to her babble on about Sasuke.’ He glared at the back of the pink girl’s head. She was facing foreward and yet, STILL talking to him.
“-I mean, Sasuke’s sooooo hot! How could any girl resist him?! But more importantly, why would he want to date THAT skank over me?! I’m a thousand times be-” Just then Gaara purposely tipped the canoe over. He was extremely pissed off. He wasn’t about to sit there and listen to that cunt talk about Asuka like that. He rose to the surface. Seconds later Sakura appeared at the surface as well. “What the hell was that for?!” She screamed at him.
“Shut it.” He glared at her and swam over to the upside-down canoe. “I don’t want to listen to you running your mouth.”
“What? I was only telling the truth.” She said in a snobby voice.
“If you were calling YOURSELF a skank then it would be true. But, calling HER a skank, heh, that’s the exact opposite of the truth. So shut your damn mouth. You think I want to be stuck in a canoe with YOU all day?!” He finished getting the canoe rightside-up again and climbed in. A frustrated Sakura climbed in without another word. About a half an hour later, the teacher, who was in the first canoe, had everyone pull their canoes over to the edge of the river. When everyone was out the teacher started handing out life jackets as a van with a trailer of about 5 blow-up rafts pulled up to them.
“What the?” Asuka stared at the jackets confusedly.
“Alright class! Listen up! I have planned a surprise part to our trip. Since the next half of the river is all rapids, we are going white water rafting! Four people to a raft!” The rafts were unloaded and the teacher assigned them positions. Gaara sat behind Sasuke on one side while Sakura sat behind Asuka on the other side. The teacher then gave a short speech about the safety procedures. “Ok, you’re all free to start rafting!” She announced. And just like that, the rafts were going down the river, Asuka started getting nervous when the first big rapids came into view. She had a feeling this trip wouldn’t end up to well. And she was right. It ended up with Sasuke in the river, Gaara pissed, Asuka confused, and Sakura jealous. After the field trip they went back to the college.
~
Shino was sitting in the courtyard during lunch. He had packed a sandwich and was doing his homework. Something shined brightly in the corner of his eye. He turned his head and noticed that it was Kaede’s pen. He closed his book and threw his sandwich away. He walked over to her and sat next to her. “Hey.”
She jumped slightly. “Hey, Shino! I didn’t see you.” She said with a smile on her face.
“So what’s up?” He questioned.
She looked up and giggled. “Let’s see. A bird, tree branches, clouds, the sky.” She giggled a little more and Shino smiled at her. “Nothing much, what’s new?”
“I’ve got a soccer game coming up. Other than that nothing much.” He said, shrugging.
“Cool! Can I come see it?” She asked.
“If you want.”
“When is it?”
“Friday. 4pm.”
“Awsome! I’ll definitely be there!!” He cell phone rang. “Excuse me.” She stood up and walked a couple feet away. “Hello?” Her eyes darted around as she listened to the person on the other side. “Alright. I’ll be right there.” She said with a small giggle. She hung up the phone and almost busted out laughing in anticipation. “Shino, you wanna come with me? Me and Miharu are going to play a small prank on Naruto but we need a guy to help.”
Shino smirked evilly. He was really enjoying this. “I’d love to.”
~
A few minutes later they arrived there. They were in front of a small boy’s bathroom. Naruto ALWAYS stopped in this one after 4th period to take a shit or risk crapping his pants in 5th period since the teacher never let anyone leave until the class was over. Kiba and Cronic were also there. “Alright, huddle.” Miharu said. She smiled evilly and everyone huddled together. Miharu explained the plan. When everyone knew what to do, they went to their positions. Kaede and Miharu sat on a bench right next to the bathroom, pretending to have some kind of girly chat. Kiba and Cronic went in and took up two of the three stalls while Shino did something TOTALLY evil to the only one Naruto would be ale to use. When he was done he walked back out like there was nothing wrong and sat down with Kaede and Miharu. For the next five minutes every guy that tried to go to the bathroom there Miharu and Kaede made them leave. Finally Naruto came, practically running towards the bathroom. He darted in and found that only one stall was free. He quickly went in it and sat on the seat.
A couple seconds later a manly yell echoed throughout the entire campus. Miharu, Kaede, Shino, Kiba, and Cronic burst out in laughter. Cronic and Kiba made a mad dash to get out and Naruto waddled out of the stall with crap dripping down his leg. “WHO THE HELL PUT PLASTIC WRAP ON THE TOILET SEAT?!?!?!?!” Kiba, Cronic, and Shino came in with red faces from laughing so hard and a hose. They hosed him down then Naruto gave chase to them as they did about 20 laps around the entire campus before Naruto gave up. “You guys suck…” He whinned before reluctantly retreating to his next class, soaking wet.
~END CHAPTER 20~
Sorry it’s so short. But I wanted to update since I haven’t in a few weeks. Updates on this story will be kinda slow over the summer but I WILL finish this one. Read & Review! Augh… I feel like shit…
~Chapter 20; Poor Naruto~
It has been 5 minutes since all the canoes left down stream and Gaara was already aggravated. ‘Damn… I wish I was in the same canoe as Asuka instead of stuck in one with Sakura, listening to her babble on about Sasuke.’ He glared at the back of the pink girl’s head. She was facing foreward and yet, STILL talking to him.
“-I mean, Sasuke’s sooooo hot! How could any girl resist him?! But more importantly, why would he want to date THAT skank over me?! I’m a thousand times be-” Just then Gaara purposely tipped the canoe over. He was extremely pissed off. He wasn’t about to sit there and listen to that cunt talk about Asuka like that. He rose to the surface. Seconds later Sakura appeared at the surface as well. “What the hell was that for?!” She screamed at him.
“Shut it.” He glared at her and swam over to the upside-down canoe. “I don’t want to listen to you running your mouth.”
“What? I was only telling the truth.” She said in a snobby voice.
“If you were calling YOURSELF a skank then it would be true. But, calling HER a skank, heh, that’s the exact opposite of the truth. So shut your damn mouth. You think I want to be stuck in a canoe with YOU all day?!” He finished getting the canoe rightside-up again and climbed in. A frustrated Sakura climbed in without another word. About a half an hour later, the teacher, who was in the first canoe, had everyone pull their canoes over to the edge of the river. When everyone was out the teacher started handing out life jackets as a van with a trailer of about 5 blow-up rafts pulled up to them.
“What the?” Asuka stared at the jackets confusedly.
“Alright class! Listen up! I have planned a surprise part to our trip. Since the next half of the river is all rapids, we are going white water rafting! Four people to a raft!” The rafts were unloaded and the teacher assigned them positions. Gaara sat behind Sasuke on one side while Sakura sat behind Asuka on the other side. The teacher then gave a short speech about the safety procedures. “Ok, you’re all free to start rafting!” She announced. And just like that, the rafts were going down the river, Asuka started getting nervous when the first big rapids came into view. She had a feeling this trip wouldn’t end up to well. And she was right. It ended up with Sasuke in the river, Gaara pissed, Asuka confused, and Sakura jealous. After the field trip they went back to the college.
~
Shino was sitting in the courtyard during lunch. He had packed a sandwich and was doing his homework. Something shined brightly in the corner of his eye. He turned his head and noticed that it was Kaede’s pen. He closed his book and threw his sandwich away. He walked over to her and sat next to her. “Hey.”
She jumped slightly. “Hey, Shino! I didn’t see you.” She said with a smile on her face.
“So what’s up?” He questioned.
She looked up and giggled. “Let’s see. A bird, tree branches, clouds, the sky.” She giggled a little more and Shino smiled at her. “Nothing much, what’s new?”
“I’ve got a soccer game coming up. Other than that nothing much.” He said, shrugging.
“Cool! Can I come see it?” She asked.
“If you want.”
“When is it?”
“Friday. 4pm.”
“Awsome! I’ll definitely be there!!” He cell phone rang. “Excuse me.” She stood up and walked a couple feet away. “Hello?” Her eyes darted around as she listened to the person on the other side. “Alright. I’ll be right there.” She said with a small giggle. She hung up the phone and almost busted out laughing in anticipation. “Shino, you wanna come with me? Me and Miharu are going to play a small prank on Naruto but we need a guy to help.”
Shino smirked evilly. He was really enjoying this. “I’d love to.”
~
A few minutes later they arrived there. They were in front of a small boy’s bathroom. Naruto ALWAYS stopped in this one after 4th period to take a shit or risk crapping his pants in 5th period since the teacher never let anyone leave until the class was over. Kiba and Cronic were also there. “Alright, huddle.” Miharu said. She smiled evilly and everyone huddled together. Miharu explained the plan. When everyone knew what to do, they went to their positions. Kaede and Miharu sat on a bench right next to the bathroom, pretending to have some kind of girly chat. Kiba and Cronic went in and took up two of the three stalls while Shino did something TOTALLY evil to the only one Naruto would be ale to use. When he was done he walked back out like there was nothing wrong and sat down with Kaede and Miharu. For the next five minutes every guy that tried to go to the bathroom there Miharu and Kaede made them leave. Finally Naruto came, practically running towards the bathroom. He darted in and found that only one stall was free. He quickly went in it and sat on the seat.
A couple seconds later a manly yell echoed throughout the entire campus. Miharu, Kaede, Shino, Kiba, and Cronic burst out in laughter. Cronic and Kiba made a mad dash to get out and Naruto waddled out of the stall with crap dripping down his leg. “WHO THE HELL PUT PLASTIC WRAP ON THE TOILET SEAT?!?!?!?!” Kiba, Cronic, and Shino came in with red faces from laughing so hard and a hose. They hosed him down then Naruto gave chase to them as they did about 20 laps around the entire campus before Naruto gave up. “You guys suck…” He whinned before reluctantly retreating to his next class, soaking wet.
~END CHAPTER 20~
Sorry it’s so short. But I wanted to update since I haven’t in a few weeks. Updates on this story will be kinda slow over the summer but I WILL finish this one. Read & Review! Augh… I feel like shit…