Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ To College!! ❯ ~Chapter 23; It's your birthday?! *Burp* Happy Christmas Easter Bunny!~ ( Chapter 24 )
[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
By: Inuchick101 
Ok characters are definitaly OOC! Crack Chapter!
Anime/Manga: Naruto Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Angst / Romance / Horror / Comedy / Drama | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 08.20.2007 | Pages: 1 | Words: 575 | Visits: 384 | Status: Work In Progress
Ok characters are definitaly OOC! Crack Chapter!
Anime/Manga: Naruto Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Angst / Romance / Horror / Comedy / Drama | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 08.20.2007 | Pages: 1 | Words: 575 | Visits: 384 | Status: Work In Progress
’kay, I’m finally getting chapter 23 up. Yay! Enjoy!
~Chapter 23; It’s your birthday?! *Burp* Happy Christmas Easter Bunny!~
After Gaara reported back to the others, him and Cronic returned to their dorm. Cronic couldn’t sleep, and Gaara was too busy being pissed to even start to get tired. It was a Friday night, meaning they didn’t really need to sleep that night. It was 2 am. Naruto’s alarm clock went off, further pissing off Gaara and waking both Sasuke and Naruto up. Sasuke stumbled out of his room with a murderous intent in his eyes. Then a bang was heard followed by a car alarm going off. Sasuke stomped into Naruto’s room. “What the hell?!”
“The stupid alarm clock went off! I threw it out the window and it hit a car! Deal with it!” Naruto shouted as he rolled back over and tried in vain to go back to sleep.
Sasuke glared at him then turned to go into the living room. “Anyone want some Sake?” He mumbled. He needed something to keep him from killing Naruto.
Cronic and Gaara raised their hands silently. Naruto walked out of his room mumbling something about not being able to sleep. He overheard Sasuke. “Count me in.” He said as he went to sit on the floor in front of the couch Cronic was lying on. Minutes later Sasuke emerged with a box with about 20 bottles of Sake.
Everyone took a bottle. Gaara and Naruto started chugging. “So, what’s up with you and Gaara?” Sasuke asked Cronic. Cronic started explaining. In between sentences Cronic and Sasuke chugged down some sake.
~~~[ Fifteen minutes and 16 Sake bottles later]~~~
Everyone had about 4 bottles and Cronic had managed to muffle everything out. “Damn… *Burp* Wha duz stuff ‘ike dis ave tah happen on ma birfday?” Naruto slurred. By now there wasn’t a sober person there, they were all completely wasted.
“Iz ur birfday?” Sasuke slurred.
“Well den, HAPPY CHRISTMAS EASTER BUNNY!” Gaara yelled before he fell over backwards in his chair. Shikamaru wobbled in the dorm.
“What’s with all the racket?” He complained.
Sasuke tossed him a bottle of Sake and he gladly joined them. He closed the door and went over and sat down with them He drank the remaining four bottles. Minutes later the five of them were dancing the Cancan singing ‘Clothes Off’ by The Gym Class Heroes.
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Tsunade had gotten the news and was on her way. Jiraiya followed her out of boredom.
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Miharu walked up to the boy’s dorm. She was bored and couldn’t fall asleep. She opened the door.
Naruto, Cronic, Sasuke, Shikamaru: “We have to take our clothes off!!”
Gaara: “So sexy!”
Naruto, Cronic, Sasuke, Shikamaru: “We have to party all night!!”
Naruto, Cronic, Sasuke, Shikamaru: “We have to take our clothes off!!”
Naruto, Cronic, Sasuke, Shikamaru, Gaara: “To have a good time-”
Miharu quickly closed the door. “I don’t even want to know.” She turned and walked back to her room without another word.
~END CHAPTER 23~
Ok, ok, I know it’s short but I just HAD to put that up! Rotflol!! READ& REVIEW!!
~Chapter 23; It’s your birthday?! *Burp* Happy Christmas Easter Bunny!~
After Gaara reported back to the others, him and Cronic returned to their dorm. Cronic couldn’t sleep, and Gaara was too busy being pissed to even start to get tired. It was a Friday night, meaning they didn’t really need to sleep that night. It was 2 am. Naruto’s alarm clock went off, further pissing off Gaara and waking both Sasuke and Naruto up. Sasuke stumbled out of his room with a murderous intent in his eyes. Then a bang was heard followed by a car alarm going off. Sasuke stomped into Naruto’s room. “What the hell?!”
“The stupid alarm clock went off! I threw it out the window and it hit a car! Deal with it!” Naruto shouted as he rolled back over and tried in vain to go back to sleep.
Sasuke glared at him then turned to go into the living room. “Anyone want some Sake?” He mumbled. He needed something to keep him from killing Naruto.
Cronic and Gaara raised their hands silently. Naruto walked out of his room mumbling something about not being able to sleep. He overheard Sasuke. “Count me in.” He said as he went to sit on the floor in front of the couch Cronic was lying on. Minutes later Sasuke emerged with a box with about 20 bottles of Sake.
Everyone took a bottle. Gaara and Naruto started chugging. “So, what’s up with you and Gaara?” Sasuke asked Cronic. Cronic started explaining. In between sentences Cronic and Sasuke chugged down some sake.
~~~[ Fifteen minutes and 16 Sake bottles later]~~~
Everyone had about 4 bottles and Cronic had managed to muffle everything out. “Damn… *Burp* Wha duz stuff ‘ike dis ave tah happen on ma birfday?” Naruto slurred. By now there wasn’t a sober person there, they were all completely wasted.
“Iz ur birfday?” Sasuke slurred.
“Well den, HAPPY CHRISTMAS EASTER BUNNY!” Gaara yelled before he fell over backwards in his chair. Shikamaru wobbled in the dorm.
“What’s with all the racket?” He complained.
Sasuke tossed him a bottle of Sake and he gladly joined them. He closed the door and went over and sat down with them He drank the remaining four bottles. Minutes later the five of them were dancing the Cancan singing ‘Clothes Off’ by The Gym Class Heroes.
~
Tsunade had gotten the news and was on her way. Jiraiya followed her out of boredom.
~
Miharu walked up to the boy’s dorm. She was bored and couldn’t fall asleep. She opened the door.
Naruto, Cronic, Sasuke, Shikamaru: “We have to take our clothes off!!”
Gaara: “So sexy!”
Naruto, Cronic, Sasuke, Shikamaru: “We have to party all night!!”
Naruto, Cronic, Sasuke, Shikamaru: “We have to take our clothes off!!”
Naruto, Cronic, Sasuke, Shikamaru, Gaara: “To have a good time-”
Miharu quickly closed the door. “I don’t even want to know.” She turned and walked back to her room without another word.
~END CHAPTER 23~
Ok, ok, I know it’s short but I just HAD to put that up! Rotflol!! READ& REVIEW!!