Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Todoh ❯ Cutting Classes First days and a game show ( Chapter 1 )
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By: XXBreakawayXX 
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Anime/Manga: Naruto Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 07.13.2008 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.4K | Visits: 429 | Status: Work In Progress
Naruto sasuke and their girlfriends get high send me a PM to try Guess What sasuke's sister did to them
Anime/Manga: Naruto Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 07.13.2008 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.4K | Visits: 429 | Status: Work In Progress
SPEAKING
Thoughts
I hope you enjoy it Arigato gozaiomasu
Todoh Academy Kagome left her old school to come here with Inuyasha who had an extremely high IQ since she was advaced it was easy to get in and she knew people too that was two years ago Sota her little brother was starting school today she was really happy about it
Hallway Talk
Mr.Tendo:No smoking Mr.Uzumaki
Naruto:If I don't Smoke I have nicotine fits
Mr.Tendo:Then I'll have to write you up
Naruto:gotta do what you gotta do
Sango ran past Kanna ,Sora ,Kari And T.K. To her and Kagome's locker and stopped she was paranoid extremely paranoid she hadn't seen Miroku at all today and then she felt him grab her
Sango:pervert Miroku:I know I am but what are you
Kagome and Sota walk in she told him to relax and be his self
Sota: so this is it huh
Someone screamed Kagome
Soichiro: The Princess Is here
Kagome: shut up
Soichiro: that wasn't nice Kagz OOH you got a pet midget I'm just playing you must be Sota I'm Soichiro
Sota: nice to meet you
Kagome: Where's Matt
Soichiro: he and Inu Went to starbucks
Kagome: takes out cell phoneFifty minutes and free period is over Sota what do you wanna do
Sota: when do classes start
Kagome: There are no classes today
Sota:what why
Kagome: freshman orentation you don't have to worry about that since you're AP
Sota: well I am kinda hungry
Kagome: let's go get something to eat ok
Sota: I Guess
Sota- it might be okay here after all
3 months later Friday 1:57 pm
Freshman P.E
Coach Hues: Dodgeball boys V.S girls the only rule is don't kill each other Wait 12345678... Where's Uzumaki Uchiha Taishoo Kameiya
and Takayanagi
Kanna: Ditching
Coach: is that so
~Meanwhile~
Naruto Sasuke Izuchi Kari And Taaiiloryyaa
Were Sitting in Sasuke's living room with a bottle
of rice wine and three blunts
Izuchi: Who drinks first and who smokes first
Sasuke: My wine i drink first
Kari: My weed i blow first
~5 Mins. later~
Kari: Sasuke can't you do something about the birds in here
Taailoryaa: You lugnut those aren't birds they're bees
Izuchi: I see Dead People I'm scared
Sasuke: OMG I Can See My nana NANA UCHIHA!!!!
(in Non High Vision)
Kari: Why Is Sasuke Hugging a plant
Naruto: Did U Finally lose it Emo
Sasuke: what did you say did you say emo I'll kill you
Naruto sensed the ominous feeling in the room and got cold he could see his breath the uchiha's killer intent was deadly
Naruto: No i said Elmo
Sasuke: OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH my bad dude I misheard that almost led to a mishap by mispronuciation my mistake
naruto: i... what the hell don't even tell me
Katrina Sasuke's older sister walked in she stared at Sasuke and twitched
Katrina: Its Not 4:00 pm is it now sasuke and friends
Naruto: Yes It Is Sir
Katrina: Did this shrimp just call me sir Stupid Dumbass i'll murder him
Naruto: Sorry I was on the phone With Sir Leader
Katrina: Drag your sorry butts back to school you have two more hours then it's all over
Kari: What if we don't want to
Katrina: what do you mean you don't want to kari you know me better than that
20 minutes later
Katrina: We're Here did you enjoy my lesson
Izuchi: OHMIGOD never again
Naruto: I...will...NEVER...EVER...EVER...ditch school again
Katrina: That's good
Sasuke: Jesus Christ How did you even do that
Kari: I'm pretty sure that's illegal
Katrina: No it's legal
All Except Katrina: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY GOD SAVE US
Katrina: And sasuke your gonna get it from itachi when you get home
Sasuke: Please help me god
katrina: Now Get Out Of My FUCKING CAR have a nice day sweetie
Wow That took alot to write my first fanfic i did it wrong the first time so this is better Don't read the other one I put out I'll Have the next chappie up soon here's a skit i wrote I will continue these too... *smiles Politely* oh and im not as nice as i seem.
Me: Welcome this is sasuke-kun
Sasuke: Hn Hn Hn HN HN HN
Me: and this is naruto-chan
Naruto: Believe It it it it it it BELIEVE IT IT IT
Me: and this is a female Sasuke her name is sasuki
Sasuki: hello kitty
Me: And this is the female Naruto Her name is Naruta
Naruta: Howdy Buddy
Me: this is my boyfriend his name is gennosuke-sama i have to call him that you can call him mustang and this is my brother Ken
Ken: Hi Little sis
Mustang: Hi sexy
Me: blushing Hey sweetheart Umm This is Anime triva
The Teams Are
Ken & Mustang
Naruto & Naruta
Sasuki & Sasuke
Q1: Who is Kikyo's Final Enemy
A- She doesn't have one cause she dies of a heart attack
B- She Gets Hit By a Truck so she doesn't have one
C- Inuyasha
D- Naraku
E- Kaede
Naruto:Umm... my team locks in on B
Sasuki: my team has written a statement
Ken: my team has also written a statement
Sasuki: we believe a kitty killed her
Ken: it's a trick question naraku was disuiged as inuyasha when she was killed
Me: one point for K&M
Q2: What word upsets Edward
A- Asshole
B- Whole Grapefruit
C- Bug
D- Micheal Jackson
E- Short
Ken: my team has locked in on E
Naruto: we go with E too
sasuke: letter A for us
Me: care to elaborate
Sasuke: the word asshole has no point to it that word upsets me it might upset him too
Me: Okay Mister Asshole
Sasuke: don't call me an asshole it has no point to it
Naruto: what if i was to call you an ass wipe
Sasuke: it makes more sense than asshole
Ken: what if i called you an dickface
Sasuke: same thing do i look like a hole you can stick things into
Everybody: No
Sasuke: Does my face look like any of your dicks
Everybody: No
All the girls: we don't have dicks
naruta&sasuki: And we're still innocent
Me: Well you all move to the next round which is the truth or dare round
Ken: are you innocent Tabitha
Mustang: Well you see I tripped and it went in and everytime I tried to pull it out a ghost pushed me back in
Ken: oh my god I don't believe you did you let him cum inside of you
Me: No comment which reminds me i have something important to tell you
Mustang: what
Me: I'm Umm... Pregnant
Naruto: Congrads
Sasuke: HHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!
Mustang: Im gonna be a father
Ken: you Fucking Bastard
~5 minutes later~
Ken and Mustang have each other In a chokehold
Mustang: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH WHAT DID I DO
Ken: WHAT DID YOU DO IM GONNA KILL YOU
MUSTANG: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! FUCK OFF
Me: STOP YOU'RE GONNA KILL HIM
Ken: THEN MY MISSION WILL BE ACCOMPLISHED
~5 minutes later~
Mustang: sweetie Stop crying
Ken: see we're both fine
Me: but you could have killed each other
Ken: But we're fine
Me: mustang Take Naruto and get me some spicy mexican food ken you take the rest of them and get me some slushies GO NOW!!! You can make it up to me this way
Ken: yes madame
Me: see all my reviewers later and I really am pregnant so Help me wish for a baby girl Next Triva Challenge Truth Or Dare Bye
Thoughts
I hope you enjoy it Arigato gozaiomasu
Todoh Academy Kagome left her old school to come here with Inuyasha who had an extremely high IQ since she was advaced it was easy to get in and she knew people too that was two years ago Sota her little brother was starting school today she was really happy about it
Hallway Talk
Mr.Tendo:No smoking Mr.Uzumaki
Naruto:If I don't Smoke I have nicotine fits
Mr.Tendo:Then I'll have to write you up
Naruto:gotta do what you gotta do
Sango ran past Kanna ,Sora ,Kari And T.K. To her and Kagome's locker and stopped she was paranoid extremely paranoid she hadn't seen Miroku at all today and then she felt him grab her
Sango:pervert Miroku:I know I am but what are you
Kagome and Sota walk in she told him to relax and be his self
Sota: so this is it huh
Someone screamed Kagome
Soichiro: The Princess Is here
Kagome: shut up
Soichiro: that wasn't nice Kagz OOH you got a pet midget I'm just playing you must be Sota I'm Soichiro
Sota: nice to meet you
Kagome: Where's Matt
Soichiro: he and Inu Went to starbucks
Kagome: takes out cell phoneFifty minutes and free period is over Sota what do you wanna do
Sota: when do classes start
Kagome: There are no classes today
Sota:what why
Kagome: freshman orentation you don't have to worry about that since you're AP
Sota: well I am kinda hungry
Kagome: let's go get something to eat ok
Sota: I Guess
Sota- it might be okay here after all
3 months later Friday 1:57 pm
Freshman P.E
Coach Hues: Dodgeball boys V.S girls the only rule is don't kill each other Wait 12345678... Where's Uzumaki Uchiha Taishoo Kameiya
and Takayanagi
Kanna: Ditching
Coach: is that so
~Meanwhile~
Naruto Sasuke Izuchi Kari And Taaiiloryyaa
Were Sitting in Sasuke's living room with a bottle
of rice wine and three blunts
Izuchi: Who drinks first and who smokes first
Sasuke: My wine i drink first
Kari: My weed i blow first
~5 Mins. later~
Kari: Sasuke can't you do something about the birds in here
Taailoryaa: You lugnut those aren't birds they're bees
Izuchi: I see Dead People I'm scared
Sasuke: OMG I Can See My nana NANA UCHIHA!!!!
(in Non High Vision)
Kari: Why Is Sasuke Hugging a plant
Naruto: Did U Finally lose it Emo
Sasuke: what did you say did you say emo I'll kill you
Naruto sensed the ominous feeling in the room and got cold he could see his breath the uchiha's killer intent was deadly
Naruto: No i said Elmo
Sasuke: OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH my bad dude I misheard that almost led to a mishap by mispronuciation my mistake
naruto: i... what the hell don't even tell me
Katrina Sasuke's older sister walked in she stared at Sasuke and twitched
Katrina: Its Not 4:00 pm is it now sasuke and friends
Naruto: Yes It Is Sir
Katrina: Did this shrimp just call me sir Stupid Dumbass i'll murder him
Naruto: Sorry I was on the phone With Sir Leader
Katrina: Drag your sorry butts back to school you have two more hours then it's all over
Kari: What if we don't want to
Katrina: what do you mean you don't want to kari you know me better than that
20 minutes later
Katrina: We're Here did you enjoy my lesson
Izuchi: OHMIGOD never again
Naruto: I...will...NEVER...EVER...EVER...ditch school again
Katrina: That's good
Sasuke: Jesus Christ How did you even do that
Kari: I'm pretty sure that's illegal
Katrina: No it's legal
All Except Katrina: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY GOD SAVE US
Katrina: And sasuke your gonna get it from itachi when you get home
Sasuke: Please help me god
katrina: Now Get Out Of My FUCKING CAR have a nice day sweetie
Wow That took alot to write my first fanfic i did it wrong the first time so this is better Don't read the other one I put out I'll Have the next chappie up soon here's a skit i wrote I will continue these too... *smiles Politely* oh and im not as nice as i seem.
Me: Welcome this is sasuke-kun
Sasuke: Hn Hn Hn HN HN HN
Me: and this is naruto-chan
Naruto: Believe It it it it it it BELIEVE IT IT IT
Me: and this is a female Sasuke her name is sasuki
Sasuki: hello kitty
Me: And this is the female Naruto Her name is Naruta
Naruta: Howdy Buddy
Me: this is my boyfriend his name is gennosuke-sama i have to call him that you can call him mustang and this is my brother Ken
Ken: Hi Little sis
Mustang: Hi sexy
Me: blushing Hey sweetheart Umm This is Anime triva
The Teams Are
Ken & Mustang
Naruto & Naruta
Sasuki & Sasuke
Q1: Who is Kikyo's Final Enemy
A- She doesn't have one cause she dies of a heart attack
B- She Gets Hit By a Truck so she doesn't have one
C- Inuyasha
D- Naraku
E- Kaede
Naruto:Umm... my team locks in on B
Sasuki: my team has written a statement
Ken: my team has also written a statement
Sasuki: we believe a kitty killed her
Ken: it's a trick question naraku was disuiged as inuyasha when she was killed
Me: one point for K&M
Q2: What word upsets Edward
A- Asshole
B- Whole Grapefruit
C- Bug
D- Micheal Jackson
E- Short
Ken: my team has locked in on E
Naruto: we go with E too
sasuke: letter A for us
Me: care to elaborate
Sasuke: the word asshole has no point to it that word upsets me it might upset him too
Me: Okay Mister Asshole
Sasuke: don't call me an asshole it has no point to it
Naruto: what if i was to call you an ass wipe
Sasuke: it makes more sense than asshole
Ken: what if i called you an dickface
Sasuke: same thing do i look like a hole you can stick things into
Everybody: No
Sasuke: Does my face look like any of your dicks
Everybody: No
All the girls: we don't have dicks
naruta&sasuki: And we're still innocent
Me: Well you all move to the next round which is the truth or dare round
Ken: are you innocent Tabitha
Mustang: Well you see I tripped and it went in and everytime I tried to pull it out a ghost pushed me back in
Ken: oh my god I don't believe you did you let him cum inside of you
Me: No comment which reminds me i have something important to tell you
Mustang: what
Me: I'm Umm... Pregnant
Naruto: Congrads
Sasuke: HHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!
Mustang: Im gonna be a father
Ken: you Fucking Bastard
~5 minutes later~
Ken and Mustang have each other In a chokehold
Mustang: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH WHAT DID I DO
Ken: WHAT DID YOU DO IM GONNA KILL YOU
MUSTANG: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! FUCK OFF
Me: STOP YOU'RE GONNA KILL HIM
Ken: THEN MY MISSION WILL BE ACCOMPLISHED
~5 minutes later~
Mustang: sweetie Stop crying
Ken: see we're both fine
Me: but you could have killed each other
Ken: But we're fine
Me: mustang Take Naruto and get me some spicy mexican food ken you take the rest of them and get me some slushies GO NOW!!! You can make it up to me this way
Ken: yes madame
Me: see all my reviewers later and I really am pregnant so Help me wish for a baby girl Next Triva Challenge Truth Or Dare Bye