Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Unspoken Challenges ❯ I'm not gay! ( Chapter 2 )

Disclaimer: Nope, don't own it.

A/N: Yes, the bunny grew. Can't make any guarantees about when this will be updated since I actually have to come up with a plot now. Doh! But I'm posting this anyway, because I kind of like it. I have way too much fun writing these two. XD

 

 

Unspoken Challenges

Part 2: I'm Not Gay!

 

 

Sasuke entered his apartment and was greeted by the distinct feeling that something wasn't right. He set his bag of groceries down on the counter and slipped a kunai out of its holster as he glanced around the kitchen. Nothing was out of place so he silently crept into the living room where yet again nothing had been touched. That only left the bathroom, which he discovered in passing, was clean - no ninja hiding in the shower and nothing ransacked - and the bedroom.

 

Nudging the door open with his foot, his eyes quickly scanned the room. There! One of his traps had been set off at the window, and the explosive tags had left scorch marks all along the sill.

 

He didn't see or sense anyone in the room, though, so he did a simple kai in case the intruder was concealing himself with genjutsu. Nothing. He peeked into the closet and still found nothing. Huh.

 

`Did someone just break in and leave?'

 

Sasuke sat down on his futon and immediately regretted it when his hand landed in something wet.

 

“What the fuck?!!”

 

Lifting his hand closer to his face to inspect it, he cringed. Semen. There was semen all over his futon!!

 

“Ugh!” He shuddered and quickly wiped his hand off on a clean portion of the sheet.

 

A few minutes later, after scrubbing his hands with bleach, taking his sheets outside and burning them to nothingness with a katon, and scrubbing his hands with bleach once again, Sasuke sat down on his couch with every intention of making sense of the situation.

 

`Okay, that had to be Naruto's,' he decided, unable to think of anyone else who would have a reason to do such a disgusting thing. If the string of curses he could hear all the way back at the village gates were any indication, the blond surely wanted to pay him back. If he'd just wanted a fight, Sasuke would've been able to leave it at that. But this? Oh, no. This was a declaration of war!

 

The younger Uchiha cracked his knuckles as he stood from the couch, his face sporting a rather feral grin. But it changed rather quickly when his hand brushed against something crusty on the front of his shirt.

 

“What the? It looks like… , but this is dry. It can't be from the sheets. Then that would mean it's from….”

 

Sasuke's face blanched as he stared in absolute mortification at the incriminating little spots. They were mocking him as if to say, “You stupid little shit. If only you'd looked before going out into public.”

 

He started shaking in rage, and the cursed seal on his shoulder began to burn and throb.

 

“Naruto, you fucking piece of shit!!”

 

He was going to kill him the next time he saw him.

 

Slowly.

 

And with lots of pain.

 

~*~

 

Naruto slurped his ramen as he considered what was likely to happen between himself and his teammate. No doubt Sasuke would be pissed. The thought made him grin.

 

`Fucker deserves it.'

 

He was conveniently ignoring the inner voice trying to tell him it wasn't really Sasuke's fault he had just given his uptight teammate a blow job. He was also ignoring the questions raised by the fact that the whole situation had made him painfully aroused. Now was not the time to start wondering about his sexuality. Not while he still had a steaming bowl of ramen in front of him at least.

 

“It was just the struggle. The conquest. I've always loved a good fight,” he reassured himself as he caught more noodles with his chopsticks.

 

Okay, so the whole masturbatory thing had been kyuubi's doing. When he had come out of his daze and found himself hovering over his teammate's futon with his pants down, he wasn't sure what to think. At first, he'd been absolutely mortified. He'd never actually allowed his demon tenant to influence him quite so much before and almost instantly regretted it. However, he couldn't deny the fact that some part of him still felt utterly pleased with himself. He was also ignoring the suspicion that it had to do with more than just the fact that Sasuke was going to be seriously pissed.

 

He almost couldn't wait to find out how the dark-haired shinobi would react.

 

In fact, he wouldn't have to wait long at all. He was half-way through with his second bowl when Uchiha Sasuke made his appearance.

 

“Naruto,” he began, slapping the blonde on the back hard enough to make him choke on his dinner, as he took the stool next to him. The hand slid up to his shoulder and pulled him closer. “…Buddy.” Naruto finally got the noodles unstuck from his throat and looked up at his teammate who was smiling at him in the most insincere way he'd ever seen. “We need to have a little talk.”

 

“Oh? `Bout what?” he responded, matching the bastard's grin before taking another bite of noodles.

 

“Perhaps we should take a walk,” Sasuke offered while nodding toward the girl working the ramen stand for the night.

 

Naruto only looked at him a moment, knowing full well that the man sitting next to him was concerned for his own privacy more than anything else. `Let the bastard simmer some more,' he thought and let his eyes drift down Sasuke's torso.

 

“Nah, I'm good. I see you changed your shirt.” He was unable to hide the amusement in his voice no matter how straight his face was. The hand on his shoulder gripped hard enough to almost break skin.

 

“Yeah, about that, I hope you got your laughs, because your ass is going to pay.”

 

Naruto snorted as he attempted to choke back his laughter. “If anyone's ass should be paying up, it's yours.”

 

The indignant look on Sasuke's face was definitely worth all the awkwardness and humiliation the whole fiasco had caused.

 

“Mother fucker!” Sasuke yelled before quickly glancing around to see if anyone was listening. He leaned in closer and in a hushed tone growled, “I'm not gay.” He then seemed to notice that his arm was still around the blonde and quickly retracted it.

 

Naruto snorted and almost choked on his ramen again.

 

“You weren't complaining earlier.”

 

Sasuke glared momentarily. He wasn't about to let him have the upper hand.

 

“I already said I didn't know you were so eager to get down on your knees for me. Besides, a mouth is a mouth, is it not? Yours or Sakura's, it's all the same,” he sneered.

 

Now it was Naruto's turn to be pissed. “Leave her out of this, bastard.”

 

“Why? You know she would if I asked her to.”

 

“Have you?”

 

Sasuke only smirked. “What do you care anyway? I thought you were gay now.”

 

“I'm not gay,” Naruto grumbled through a mouth-full of ramen.

 

“No? What do you call what happened in the clearing? And now you're after my ass. If that's not gay, I don't know what is.”

 

“I don't know. Is it gay when you look like a fucking girl?” Naruto sneered as he flicked a chunk of Sasuke's hair with his chopsticks.

 

“You were the one choking on my cock, you tell me.”

 

They fell silent for a few moments save for Naruto slurping the broth out of his bowl. This banter really was getting them no where. He set the bowl down and belched rather loudly, grinning in apology to the girl behind the counter when she glowered at him.

 

Sasuke shook his head in annoyance. “You have no manners.”

 

“Says the bastard who took off without even a `thank you.'”

 

“Says the freak who splooged all over my futon. Seriously, who does shit like that?”

 

“Kyuubi.”

 

“Oh, that's convenient. Must be nice to have a demon to blame every time you do something you wish you could take back.”

 

He barely finished the statement when Naruto tackled him, and the two skidded to a halt on the dirt road in front of Ichiraku's. The blond was straddling Sasuke as his fists twisted in the dark haired ninja's shirt, causing the collar to press uncomfortably against his throat.

 

“You think so, asshole? You think I like that most the village hates me. To them, I am the fox!”

 

“You don't complain when that freaky chakra heals your sorry ass every time you get the shit kicked out of you. Everything comes at a price.”

 

The pressure on his throat increased, but it still wasn't quite to the point of restricting the airflow completely. Naruto moved closer, their noses only a couple of inches apart, and Sasuke thought for a moment he was going to kiss him.

 

“I didn't ask for this.”

 

“But you'll hide behind it?” Sasuke questioned as he stared up undaunted by the vulnerable position his teammate had him in. Naruto blinked and for a second, looked confused before shoving off of him.

 

“I'm not hiding behind anything,” the blond growled.

 

Sitting up on his elbows, Sasuke watched his teammate pace uncomfortably on the dirt road and rolled his eyes. “Bullshit. You already said it. Why not own up to it?” He stood up and began brushing the dirt off himself.

 

“What the fuck, Sasuke?! What do you want from me?”

 

“Nothing,” he shrugged. “Just for you to stop being a coward.” Expecting the punch, he dodged but was half a second too late for the kick that followed. It caught him in the stomach, and Sasuke doubled over, taking a moment to catch his breath.

 

“Is this it, asshole?” Naruto swung at his head, but the Uchiha blocked it. “You want me to beat the hell out of you?”

 

“No,” he growled countering with his own punch. “I want you to grow some fucking balls!”

 

The fist connected with Naruto's jaw and sent him stumbling backward a few steps. “My balls are just fine,” he replied before opening his mouth wide to stretch the aching muscles.

 

“Prove it then. Quit blaming that fucking demon and just admit it,” he taunted.

 

“What? That I jerked off on your futon to piss you off? Yeah, I did it. Had fun, too. I thought about your mom the whole time.”

 

The enraged cry that followed was indecipherable, and Naruto quickly found himself on the ground wrestling with one extremely pissed Uchiha. Okay, so maybe in hindsight, bringing up his dead mother wasn't the best thing to do, the blonde thought as his face was being pummeled, but at least it shut Sasuke up. He'd much rather be fighting with him than going along with whatever shit his teammate was getting at. He caught one of the fists and smashed his forehead into the Sasuke's face.

 

It caught him off guard, knocking him back enough that Naruto was able to shove him off. Red blurred his vision, and he cursed under his breath, realizing he'd split his brow open on his teammate's teeth. Sasuke wasn't looking much better, although he wasn't sure if the blood on his teammate's mouth and chin was the Uchiha's or his own.

 

The two sat there panting and glaring at each other for what seemed a substantial amount of time. Sasuke was the one to finally break the silence.

 

“Fucking coward,” he muttered beneath his breath as he carefully pulled himself up off the ground. Naruto was too busy wiping the blood out of his eye to see him adjust his clothes.

 

“What the hell do you want from me, bastard?”

 

“Nothing, moron.”

 

The dark-haired shinobi turned and walked away leaving his utterly confused teammate to try and figure out what that was all about.

 

~*~

 

TBC…. hopefully