Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ VR Connection ❯ Lesson 1: Feeding ( Chapter 2 )

Kionat: Yay!! People like my fic.

Naru-chan: They will just hate it after reading this chapter.

Kionat: Um… True. This is a boring chapter. But at least the grammar is better cause I've gotten myself a beta reader, aNiMePeRfEcT. Banzai Banzai!! Thank you so much.

Naru-chan: Your lousy storyline doesn't make it any better.

Kionat: .....

Warning: Yaoi (SasuNaru), Boring storyline

Disclaimer: I wish Naru-chan is mine, but sadly he isn't.

Italic= thoughts

VR Connection, Lesson 1: Feeding

`Di-Dididi-Dididi-Dididi-Di'

SLAM

Naruto groaned.

Even through the fuzzy cotton state of his mind, he knew that his stupid alarm clock had woken him up on an early Saturday morning.

"Why didn't I turn off that dumb alarm yesterday night?" He moaned and attempted to put himself back into dreamland. However his blanket was suspiciously heavy and the weight was suffocating him. Whining slightly, he tried wriggling to a more comfortable position but the extra burden made moving difficult. In frustration, the blond growled and planned to just kick the blanket off his bed when he was interrupted by a sleepy hiss above him, "Can't you just shut up, lay still, and go back to sleep?"

For a second Naruto nodded, he tried snuggling back under his covers, and into slumber. Then he realized that there shouldn't have been another voice in his room. Cerulean eyes snapped open instantly and zoomed in on the tuff of black hair lying on his chest. He stared. And then…

"Uwaahhhhh…" The blond screamed. His eyes the size of ramen bowls. It wasn't everyday he saw hair… black hair on his bare chest. It also wasn't usual for said hair to move on his chest. Sitting up and scrambling back, he plastered himself onto the headboard of his bed and stared fearfully at the `foreign object'.

"You just can't keep that mouth of yours shut, can you retard?" The hair, or the human with said hair, growled irritably. A fair face with hair, eyebrows and deep-set eyes the color of the darkest midnight and skin so fair like the palest of moon lifted from his chest and glared back at him.

Hearing that voice and seeing that face, everything that had happened the pervious night came crashing down on the blond. He remembered the email, the signing up, the `monster' that crawled out from his computer screen and the tornado that wrecked his room. However, the thing he remembered most of all was Sasuke, his `pet'. Immediately his expression of fear shifted to one of understanding… that is… before he realized that Sasuke was the owner of the black hair that had laid on his chest… his bare chest.

"You!!" Naruto yelled; face red with anger and fists clenched by his side ready to lash out at his `pet' any moment soon. "What the hell are you doing on my bed!!?? And why the hell are you lying on top of me!!?"

Sasuke just stared at him with that damn expressionless face before simply replying, "sleeping."

"Sleeping!!? You're supposed to sleep on the couch or something! Not on my bed, and definitely not on me!!" Saying that the blond was mad would be an understatement; he was on the verge of exploding.

"I was…," Sasuke replied coolly, not the least ruffled by his `master's' anger. Then suddenly almost embarrassed, he shyly turned his head to face the wall, "…but you looked cold. You were twisting and curling up in your sleep, trying to make the most of your blanket. I... It got noisy that I couldn't sleep so I figured I should just lie on top of you to…" keep you warm "…figuring that'd shut you up,"

Naruto's volcanic rage instantly cooled off at that reply. "Oh.." The blond dumbly commented. Sitting just an arm length away from his `pet', who still refused to look him in the eyes, his whiskered cheeks, for reasons that eluded him, felt warm, almost like he was blushing. "Well… erm thanks then...," He mumbled and quickly clambered off his bed. He did not need to feel any weirder than he felt now.

However, before he could move away from the bed, a pale hand shot out and tugged on his orange boxers, nearly pulling it down. "Wha…" Out of reflex, tanned hands swiftly moved to clasp onto the flimsy material before anything was exposed. Naruto whipped his head around and snarled, "What the hell are you doing!!? You nearly pulled my boxers down!! Let go!!"

"Feed me."

"What!!?"

"In case you've forgotten, dimwit, you didn't feed me yesterday," Sasuke replied in a matter-of-factly tone and gave the orange boxers a few more tugs for emphasis.

The blond stared disbelieving at his `pet' for a second, where did that shy Sasuke go? Or has that all been my imagination, before the insistent tugging alerted him that his modesty was in dire danger. "Fine! Fine!" He shrieked, "Stop pulling! I'll prepare some ramen for you right away. Now let go!!" His boxers were pulled low, showing a little too much skin for his liking. And was that the tearing sound of his boxers?? He prayed that it wasn't, he wasn't planning on giving his `pet' a free show of his bare butt.

"Are you really that dumb? I cannot eat ramen. You are supposed to feed me by using my remote control," Sasuke snapped, still gripping onto the thin material…and pulling.

"All right," Naruto screeched. "I'll find that damn remote of yours and feed you. Now let go!!" His butt is showing! His butt is showing! And is that his butt-crack he sees!!

"Hn."

Thankfully the pale hand let go and Naruto immediately pulled up his boxers. Making sure that his sole protection cover at the moment wasn't torn; he spared a glare at Sasuke, the devious part of his mind already going on autopilot, making plans to make his `pet's' life worse than hell.

"Here… the remote control and the FAQ," Sasuke thrust the control and the red book into the blonde's hands when Naruto was absorbed in a particular gruesome `plan' which included feathers and tickling.

Interrupted from his thoughts, the blond eyed the game-boy-like control in his hand warily. "Why can't you just feed yourself? It's not like you need me to do it for you," Naruto asked.

"Only my `master' can activate this control, I can't make it work," Sasuke replied. "Can you just feed me already? Or are you too retarded to know how to operate it?"

"Stop calling me a retard, you bastard! You said yourself that I am your `master' so treat me like one," The blond screamed, he suddenly had a very strong desire to give his `pet' a good beating. Maybe a little disciplining will teach the bastard his place. He mentally snickered before focusing on the remote control in his hands, "And of course I know how this thing works. You just have to press erm… this button."

Fumbling with the power switch at the side, the remote control lighted a pale yellow before pictures and instructions flashed across the small screen. However instead of a cry of triumph, Naruto frowned when he read the instructions, "Eh… I don't understand the words. There are some kanji that I know but the rest doesn't look Japanese."

"It's in Chinese."

"Huh?"

Facing his `master', Sasuke wrapped his hands over Naruto's and pulled the remote control closer to read the instructions, "You have to switch the language setting to Japanese. The pervert yesterday must have forgotten to change it for you,"

Ignoring the warmth from Sasuke's hands, the blond looked up from the screen and pushed the remote control toward the raven-haired boy, "Oh. But if you understand it, you can just translate everything for me."

However Sasuke pushed the control back to his `master' and turned away from the questioning cerulean eyes, the raven-haired boy mumbled, "I don't really know Chinese well. There is no need to, since my `master' is Japanese."

Naruto pouted, frustrated by the turn of events, and began randomly pressing at the many buttons on the remote control. "Then how do you expect me to feed you now huh?" The blond huffed.

"You can either read that FAQ over there or call the pervert here, idiot," Sasuke glared, slightly irritated by his incompetent `master'.

"What… and risk having that insane tornado lover wreck my house again? No way," Naruto countered, feeling his fingers itch at his `pet's' defying tone. "I'll just read the FAQ. So shut up and shoo off somewhere or no food for you,"

"Hn" was Sasuke's only reply, the boy sat down right next to his `master', ebony eyes boring up at Naruto.

The blond seethed. "I told you to `shoo off somewhere', not sit next to me. So shoo. Shoo… shoo…"

"I'm not going to listen to you," Sasuke spoke up nonchalantly. "And if you don't start reading that FAQ now, I'll pull down your boxers." With that, pale hands shot up and grasped a handful of orange material… again.

Reflectively tanned hands moved into the rescue too and Naruto shrieked, "What the hell are you doing!!"

Sasuke smirked. And Naruto nearly had a heart attack because never in seven hells did he expect his `pet' to have any expressions other than that of a rock or a PMSing cat.

"You seem almost afraid whenever I pull on your boxers," the raven-haired boy, who was looking a little too smug, answered with a voice that managed to elude both amusement and stoicism. "So read that book now and feed me. If not…" Pale hands gave a forceful tugged and pulled the orange boxers down low enough to reveal tanned delicate hip-bones.

"Uwhaa..." Naruto had a death-grip on his boxers but it was getting a bit difficult to do so when he still had to hold on to the remote control and FAQ. "You perverted bastard!! I'll read your damn FAQ and feed you. So stop pulling." Another tugged. "Stop it!! How am I going to read your book if you can't keep your hands off my boxers!!?"

Finally, the boxer `tugger' stopped his movements and looked at his `master' with an expression that bounded on expectancy.

Naruto gave a resigned sigh and, ignoring the pale hands that were still clutching his boxers, sat down next to his `pet'. Mentally, he swore that he would never dress in only a pair of boxers in the vicinity of his perverted `pet' ever again.

Feeling a slight tug, the blond immediately set aside the remote control and placed the red book on his lap. Flipping open the cover of the FAQ, Naruto was greeted by a computer-typed introduction page that introduce the different `character' species to the users. Feeling that he should at least understand his `pet' a little, he trailed his eyes to the segment under `Uchiha' and started reading.

"The Uchiha, specialized in fire-typed techniques. Well-known for their heavenly beauty and stoic behaviors, they are much sought after by users, especially when one is looking for a quiet companion," Naruto gave a twitch. He was thinking Sasuke must have been faulty, though the boy's behaviors could sometimes rival a rock, the boy was equally snappy and was even a little perverted. Also, his Sasuke was definitely not desirable at all. Grumbling a little, the blond continued, "However, Uchiha have a high tendency to be obsessive with their goals and possessive of their masters. They are also extremely difficult to please and have an inclination to evolve into the last devil form. Thus they are not recommended for beginner users. Special technique-Sharingan. Training Difficulty-9.8" Naruto glared at the innocent looking FAQ and then shot a glare at his expressionless `pet'.

Said `pet' was staring blankly at him with hands still gripping the orange boxers threateningly. Apparently hearing the short description about his species had no effect on him.

Naruto growled, "Why do I have to get a training difficulty-9.8 `pet' for my first time? Arrgh… I just have to be so damn unlucky, don't I?" Normally, the blond would have gladly jumped at the challenge, but after he got a taste of living with the Uchiha, he just hoped for a simpler `pet' for the game. The blond felt cheated and was ready to whine the whole day at how unfair the situation was.

Sasuke gave the boxers a tug, "Would you mind stopping the self-pitying and do something constructive for a change? Like maybe feeding me?" The Uchiha was glaring ice at his `master', clearly very unhappy with the blond's remarks.

Naruto scowled and pulled his boxers higher, "Fine, stop the pulling." Turning his attention back to the FAQ, he flipped to the section on `Remote Control'. The five pages section showed a picture of the remote control with detailed labeling and gave explanations on the functions of the different buttons. Using it as a guide, the blond worked on the control and hoped to finally get some food for his annoying `pet'.

..()..

"Arghh…this thing is faulty," Naruto screamed after fifteen minutes of working. No matter what button he pushed, the remote just stared blankly back at him. It didn't help that his oh-so-observant `pet' was very helpful in pointing out to him that there wasn't any responses from the damn machine at all.

"You really are a retard, aren't you? I can't believe you can't even operate the remote control," Sasuke snapped. His hands were no longer gripping the blond's boxers but clenched by his sides. Anger was boiling beneath the seemingly angered expressions, it did not help that he was very, very hungry at the moment.

Naruto snarled, also furious from all the frustrations and lack of breakfast, a.k.a. RAMEN, "If you are so smart, why don't you do it. Besides, I`m telling you this thing is broken." Naruto snapped.

"How many times must I tell you that only my `master', who so happens to be an idiot, can operate this control?" Sasuke hissed through clenched teeth. "And the only thing faulty here is that brain of yours, not the remote."

"Fine… Fine… Don't believe me. I'll just ask that Kaka- whatever of a pervert here to fix this damned thing."

Mumbling about his bastard of a `pet' and irresponsible pervert', Naruto pressed the red button and braced himself for the spinning tornado. However seconds passed with nothing but the screaming of a crow outside, as if mocking his attempt. Growling softly, Naruto pressed the button again.

Nothing

Press

Nothing

Press

Press

Press

"Kya kya kya kya…"

"Oh shut up you stupid crow," Naruto yelled. He did not need some god forsaken black bird to aggravate the situation. Gripping the game-boy-like control tightly, he was ready to throw it at the noisy busybody when the control suddenly glowed red and out of nowhere a milk-bottle materialized right above his head.

Little did the blond know that his gripping thumb had accidentally pressed on the green button of the remote control for five seconds, which then activated the `start' command. Then his little pinkie had miraculously hit the yellow button, which then triggered the `food' command. So he wasn't prepared at all for the milk-bottle, filled to the brim with dairy goodness, followed the law of gravity and bounced off his head, fell onto the floor and rolled a couple of feet away from him.

"Ow…"

Sasuke was in the middle of trying to stop Naruto from throwing the remote out of the window when everything happened. Blinking his eyes twice in surprise then, ignoring his `master's' cry of pain, he focused ebony eyes on the milk-bottle lying on the floor. The only thing that was on his mind at that moment was… Food!!

In a second, Sasuke scooped up the milk-bottle and moved towards the still complaining blond. It was about time he got some food and his `master' better fed him fast.

Naruto was about to start another tirade of cursing when his `pet' suddenly stepped in front of him. Looking up from his sitting position, the blond saw Sasuke thrusting something towards him. "A milk-bottle?" He asked in confusion before understanding dawned on him, "So this is the thing that smashed my head. Give me that. I'm going to make sure that evil bottle pay for what it did,"

Sasuke pulled back the bottle before the blond could snatch it. Shooting a cool glare, he warned, "My food. Don't touch." Then almost cautiously, he shoved the bottle back towards his `master'. "Feed me."

"Oh, so it belongs to you. Did you place a curse on it or something? Why did it appear out of nowhere and smack my head? And what the hell do you mean it's your food? I have been trying for the past hour to get…" Suddenly realization dawned on the blond, and he stared down at the milk-bottle, "This… this is your food. The remote works." He looked at his `pet' for confirmation then almost in bewilderment; Naruto stared back at the milk-bottle, then Sasuke, then bottle… "But why is it a baby milk-bottle?"

"`Cause I am a baby," the boy simply replied, as if it were the most obvious thing in the world.

"What…" Naruto glanced up at his `pet' as if he had grown another head. "Are you kidding? You're taller than me and you definitely don't look like a `ah-goo-ga-ga'"

"In case you've forgotten dimwit, I hatched just yesterday night and that makes me a baby," Sasuke retorted coolly. Thrusting the milk-bottle towards one of Naruto's hand, he asked, "Can you just make yourself useful and feed me?"

"Feed you?" Naruto looked completely lost. "What do you mean by that? Don't tell me you want me to feed you like some mama,"

Sasuke didn't answer his `master'; instead, moving swiftly he pressed the milk-bottle into one of Naruto's hands and settled himself on the blond's folded lap. Lying back against the well-toned chest, he tilted his head a little and mumbled, "Feed me now."

Naruto sat frozen rigid at his spot. He was desperately telling himself he did not have Sasuke in his arm and his neck wasn't getting goose bumps from the warm breathing of his `pet'. However, the warmth against his chest and the pickling sensations on his neck weren't helping much with the convincing. So he decided the next best thing would be to scream at the Uchiha to `get off him'.

Unfortunately for the blond, his `pet' decided that he had been stoning for too long. Sending a little glare at his `master', Sasuke's hands clasped the tanned hand that held the bottle and pulled it in for feeding.

The pulling of his hand and soft suckling sound drew Naruto's attention to his `pet' lying in his arm. The sight that greeted him was of Sasuke with a look of pure bliss. Dark eyes half-hidden were veiled by long lashes dusting flawless cheeks and soft pink lips that delicately wrapped round the yellow teat would at times moved daintily to a silent rhythm. Somehow Naruto just couldn't find the heart to scream at him or push him off.

To the blond, the blossoming warmth in his chest was something he had never felt before. Although Naruto would never admit it out loud, it felt nice feeding Sasuke like that. It wasn't like he suddenly realized he liked the Uchiha or anything. He still disliked the boy with passion, but to have someone lying in his arms and depending on him in something as simple as feeding, made Naruto feel needed. The blond was an orphan and for some reasons or anything, most people didn't seem to like him. All his life, he had never felt so necessary and it was something he knew he would never get enough of.

The light nudging of the bottle finally stopped and Naruto looked down to find Sasuke sound asleep. Gently placing the bottle away, the blond was contemplating what to do with his `pet' when the jiggling of keys and the sound of his front door opening reached his ears. The familiar voice of Iruka-nii floated from the doorway, "Naruto, wake up now. I brought you breakfast."

"Oh shit," The blond suddenly realized that Iruka-nii didn't know about Sasuke and would most probably not appreciate finding the stranger in his `little brother's' arms. However before he could start panicking, a flurry of blue and black rushed out of his bedroom towards his front door. Naruto only had a second to look down at his arms and find the Uchiha missing before an `Ooof' and a painfully familiar strangled yell was heard.

Immediately Naruto rushed out of his room to his doorway and the scene that greeted him was enough to force him to draw a sharp gasp.

"Sasuke…"

TBC??

How is it? Has it been a disappointment? aNiMePeRfEcT-san said it is fine but I still think it is quite boring. I really hope the next chapter will be more interesting. Sasuke is rather OOC in this chapter because he is still a baby (not a good reason) and I made him based on episode 101, so I hope it is not too horrible. And… one of my reviewers had suggested a little KakaIru. What do you think? If you want, I can add the pairing in, the two will be meeting each other next chapter and if people want them together, I will add more of their interaction. So please review and tell me what you think ne.

Thank you to all who reviewed; they have been a great help and encouragement.