Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ What it's like behind the scenes ❯ once upon a biology time ( Chapter 1 )

Title: What's it's like behind the scenes

 

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or any of its characters

 

Story summary: When the Naruto characters take a break or have a class with their personal tutor chaos begins… Major OOCness…

 

Chapter one: Once upon a biology time

 

Chapter summary: the subject is biology Kakashi, Itachi and Sasuke take the same class… this is what happens…

 

`thoughts'

*action*

 

They are sitting beside each other *duh* Sasuke beside Itachi and Kakashi on the other side.

 

Itachi : This is boring… *I know!!* FWEEEE!!!

 

Kakashi and Sasuke: *looks at Itachi and sweatdropps*

 

Itachi: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

 

Sasuke: Aniki whats happening to you?

 

Kakashi: Sasuke what is he doing?

 

Sasuke: trying to drive me nuts…

 

Kakashi: I understand… just don't go nuts… your scary when you loose control < A/N: not the forsaken-green-thing! >

 

Sasuke: ….

 

Kakashi:…..

 

Sasuke: telletubies…

 

Kakashi: Huh?

 

Sasuke: Telletubies!!! *giggles like a child*

 

Kakashi: Oh shit!!! Sasuke is going mad!!!! So am I!!!!

 

Sasuke: Barney is a dinosaur from our imagination….*singing*

 

Itachi: Hey kakashi-sensei… Pollination = Fertilization = fruit…. This is how Sasuke was made

 

Sasuke: If that is how I was made then that is also how you were made!!! You're my brother you idiot!!! Wahahahahahaha *cough cough* ha!

 

Kakashi: Yes Sasuke, Barney is a dinosaur… Itachi… WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO SASUKE?!?

 

<A/N: I got this from the fic Itachi the red eyed ninja… I love that fic!!! Gomen if I used it!!! I couldn't resist!>

 

On the twelfth day of Training,
My sensei gave to me:
Twelve jounins jumping,
Eleven summons slashing,
Ten Tentens throwing,
Nine anbu hunting,
Eight Sasukes sulking,
Seven Shikas slacking,
Six hermits perving,
Five bya-ku-gans!
Four chuunin vests,
Three sannin,
Two shuriken,
and a Kurenai in a genjutsu tree.

 

Kakashi: Okay I am totally freaked out!!!

 

Itachi: U EES A FIGGIE!!! (addressed to kakashi) <translation: you are a piggy!!!>

 

Kakashi: both of you are going insane!!! And I know I'm a pig if that was addressed to me…

 

Itachi: Grrrrrrrrape juice!!!

 

Sasuke: Swan princess ` hmmm I'm now entering DearkaYzak land'

 

<A/N: MABUHAY ANG YAOI NG GUNDAM SEED!!! MABUHAY!!! MABUHAY SI RAISA AT TRACY SA IDEA NA ITO!!! MABUUUUUHAY!!!!>

 

Kakashi: Yup, the two of you are insane…

 

Itachi: HIYEAYH!!! <translation: HIEI!!!>

 

Sasuke: *quiets down*

 

Silence…5….4…3…2…1.. and…

 

RRRRIIIIIIIINNNNNGGGG!!

 

Kakashi, Itachi and Sasuke: SCHOOL'S OUT!!!!!

 

Teacher: nope you have one more subject till lunch…

 

3: AWWWWWWWW MMMMAAAAANNNN!!!!!

 

TBC…

 

 

 

Killer teddy: that was fun!!!!

 

Sasuke: whatever…

 

Killer: see you for the next lesson!!! Once upon a English time… I just want to remind everybody the ff:

 

Chapter1: once upon a biology time

 

Chapter2: Once upon a english time

 

Chapter3: The madness in health

 

Chapter4: Lunch time!!!! ( with other characters…)

 

There is more to come!!!! See you!!!