Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ You've Gotta Be Kidding Me!!! ❯ Prologue ( Chapter 1 )

“You've Gotta Be Kidding Me!”

By Sick_n_Twisted

 

Disclaimer: I declare that I, Sick_n_Twisted, do not own Naruto, or anything connected to it that makes money. I do however, own a miniature Sasuke and Naruto figurine and one helluva lot of episodes and mangas. If Naruto was mine, I'd own all them guys…innit?! They'd be `ma bitches' so to speak…Lol…I'd do anything for those guys. Kakashi, Kiba, Sasuke, Naruto, Iruka, Shikamaru, Neji, Yondaime, Orochimaru (he can be quite gorgeous you know, except for that tongue thing)…Oh! And the Chuunin examiner with the bandage over his nose!!...look at me…wittering on…I was supposed to be writing a disclaimer!! ^_^

 

A/N: Aloha! This is my first ever Naruto fanfic. `Yay for me!' *Applauds self* I have actually only ever done one other fanfic, but it was kinda crap, so I'm gonna go ahead and say this story is my first fanfic ever…^_^ At the moment, I'm at a critical stage at school (meaning I'm gonna get kicked out ^^;), so I might not post new chapters as much as I would like to, but I'm hoping to get the next chapter posted in the next 3-5 days ^_^ (`cause I'm nice like that).

 

Please, if there are any errors, correct them and send the corrected version to me so's I can post it. Also, any commenting at all, whether it be good, bad, etc, either review on the website (which is great `cause everyone can see how great I am ^_^) or send me an email…my email address is Death_is_Interesting@hotmail.com

 

Don't be afraid to add me to MSN, email me, or just ask random questions…I really don't mind at all ^.~ !!!

 

 

Prologue: Acquaintances

 

Kakashi groaned quietly from under his dark face mask. *I can't believe I actually agreed to come to this place…And with Gai!* Leaning heavily on the wall in the corner he was occupying, Kakashi surveyed his surroundings. The place was called the `IT bar' *Sh.IT bar more like* Kakashi thought, rolling his eyes slightly. It was dark and dingy inside, not really the sort of place Kakashi wanted to be at that particular moment…or ever. The lights were dimmed as if the club owner was trying to go for a more romantic feel, and obviously failing miserably. Kakashi could feel his standard issue scandals sticking to the vomit-ridden floor, and fought back the urge to wipe it with Gai's face.

 

 

Kakashi's uncovered eye scanned the room quickly, looking to see if he could find any familiar faces in the downtown bar. Much to his surprise, he found one. Smiling gently to himself, he battled down the desire to laugh out loud at the situation. Kakashi started towards the cause of his smile, watching his friend shimmy and sway to the overpowering thumping of the music. Tapping the friend on the shoulder, he grinned, the semi-circle of his eye the only way you knew he was doing so.

 

“What's someone like you…doing in a place like this?”

 

A/N Well, the prologue is done. Finito! So…what do you think? Let me clear up a few points first. I KNOW it's short. The next chapters wont be so short, so, do not panic (like you would *smacks self*).

 

Also, I made it so you can't find out who Kakashi is `stalking' until the next chapter. I intend to have a lot of cliff-hangers in this story ^_^

 

Also (again), you may see the X rating…and it's in the Hentai category etc…There will be some lemon…(lots actually) *Woo Hoo!* Also (stop it with the also's), I shall give you a clue as to who is getting stalked…I DO NOT LIKE MANY FEMALE CHARACTERS FROM CARTOONS (or in real life either for that matter)…if you can figure out what that means, (and it's not hard to figure it out) write it in a review ^_^

 

Any other questions??? Mail me at the email address in the opening Authors Note (A/N)

 

Hey, don't you like it how I put that cheeeeeeeesy chat up line in there…I just had too! ^_^