Neon Genesis Evangelion Fan Fiction / Fan Fiction ❯ My Guardian of Bloody eyes ❯ Nurses, check ups, and seduction. Oh my! ( Chapter 4 )

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My Guardian of Bloody eyes chapter 3, Nurses, check ups, and seduction. Oh my!

Author's notes: this next chapter is going to feature Shinji's moving in with Misato, his going into school, and his battle with the 4th angel, still haven't chosen who Shinji's going end up with.

Disclaimer: I don't own Xenogears or Eva, but damn it I wish I did.

Shinji continued to stare at the hospital room ceiling, he didn't feel like moving, it wasn't that he was tired, it was just that when ever he wanted to leave the hospitals, the nurses always wanted to do "One more check up, to be sure your healthy." As they put it. It wasn't that he didn't believe in a healthy body, it was just that when ever they did these check ups they were always very thorough, checking EVERTHING. It wasn't that he didn't like the idea of being around beautiful women, it was just that, the last time they'd checked him up, the inner urges of his Contact genes ordered him to spread his genetic code, so that there could be more Contacts like him and Id, the problem was Shinji was the committing type, he didn't believe in one-night stands. And the last time some nurses had given him one, he'd almost given in.

Sighing he sat up threw the covers off, and climbed out of bed. The room was a fairly basic one. It had one bed, a heart monitor, a medicine table, and a bathroom with a shower, and sink. What he found odd was that the left wall had been knocked out, replaced with a pane of glass giving him a complete view of the Geofront. It was gorgeous, the way the artificial sunlight sent rays of shine upon the trees, the sound of insects such as beetles, cicadas chirping, animals ranging from tiny ground hogs to prideful Elks. It was truly a serene sight, worthy of being painted by a master artist. "If Id saw this he'd destroy it and say he was doing the world a favor."

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Misato awoke that morning feeling refreshed. She had just drunken herself to………to…….drunkenness. To which she had passed out on the couch. Upon waking however she heard the sound of her cell phone ringing, which in fact had an attachment to her stereo, so the ringing sound would travel through out the entire apartment, it also worked as a make shift alarm clock. Picking up her phone she heard the voice of a certain fake blonde doctor. "Good morning Misato, sleep well?" Misato grumbled a bit as she got out of bed, and began making breakfast. "Rits, isn't it a little early for you to be calling?" On her side of the line, Ritsuko frowned.

"Misato, its 11:30."

Misato looked at the phone as if it had grown a second head. "Yeah Rits EARLY, my shift doesn't start for an hour." Misato said. Doctor Akagi sighed in exasperation. "Any how the reason I'm calling is because Shinji's awake." The sound of a scrambling body could be heard through the phone, followed by an engine starting, then multiple police car sirens. Ritsuko sighed, it had been a busy day for her, the Eva need some more metal plating, the paint that was burned off in the last attack, get the materials for replacement progressive knives, so many things to do, Gendo among them. She began wondering about the commanders son, the boy was, quite simply put, a gift from God. His sync ratio was amazing, that and it was only his first time piloting, he'd defeated an Angel with no prior training, and most of the women at NERV (76% of NERVs employees are women, I counted) wanted to ask him out, she herself among them. The reasons were as follows, 1). He had the body of a Greek god. Those muscles had been so large, yet so firm and yet at the same time not disgustingly huge. 2). He was the commander's son. Any girl that could end up with him in her bed stood a good chance of being promoted. 3). He seemed to be the caring type. His selfless act of saving Rei had been like how it was in all the fairytales, the righteous knight come to save fair maiden in distress. 4). That butt had to be the best one she'd seen in a LONG time. Speaking of other `long' things Ritsuko began to go into another fantasy about a certain appendage, on the male body, and just how `long' Shinji's was. (I'm a sick demented person aren't I?)

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Near Oklahoma State University, a fair was commencing. The design was pretty simple; games lined the park where the fair owners had chosen as their `home base'. In this fair there were an assortment of games, the ring toss, sharp shooting, a pre-Second Impact style roller coaster, and a break the bottles game. Yes truly an old fashioned fair, just as the people of Oklahoma State wanted it to be; to help remind people of the days before Second Impact, before the wars, before the Angels.

What most would find ironic was that there was a mystery fun house attraction at the fair. This fun house had all the works, hall of mirrors, a fake asylum, which most people steered clear of, and one of the fairs best sellers, a recent addition, it was an attraction called: The Amazing Beast from Below the Depths. It attracted quite allot of people, they all wanted to see what the guy in the kooky looking costume looked like.

Well they were a little surprised to see a two story squid like creature with two tentacles that glowed a green light. Needless to say, people continued wondering why no one was leaving from the back area of the fun house; this of course got people a little curious of what was going on back there. So they would go in, they would not come out, as they're bodies added to the height and strength of Shamsiel Angel of Whips.

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Shinji was in what most men would call heaven, he was being fussed over, checked through thoroughly, and being examined by two very beautiful nurses, both had VERY ample bosoms, pert rumps, long slender legs, and well, they were prodding him in some very `personal' places. One was a brunette with green eyes and cream colored skin. The other was a blonde with blue eyes and well tanned skin. However at the same time Shinji was resisting the urge too give into his Contact instincts. The last time he'd almost raped one of the nurses, although he wasn't sure about that, it was something he never wanted to do to anybody. When he told Id about it he was ecstatic, he was a little disappointed he hadn't gone all the way, but was happy that he had `almost' done it. So much so he put Shinji through any training that day. While that might not sound like much to some of you, but to him it was a godsend, the training Id had put him through had made him stronger than any person he knew, they usually hurt like hell if he didn't perform the training right. He shuddered remembering that time Id had almost put him through the dreaded Neko-ken, or Cat fist training, when he spotted the part in the manual that stated it drove the trainee insane. He could have sworn he'd heard Id mutter "Damn, hoped he wouldn't spot that." So from that day on he tried avoiding nurses. Today he had failed. They'd caught him leaving the room and had instantly taken him back for `examination'.

"Alright Mr. Ikari, one more test and we're all done." The blonde nurse said. He sighed in relief. His urges had almost over come his morals. "We just need to do one last test." The brunette nurse said. "You see, Doctor Akagi is a little curious as to how you have such a sync ratio, with such little experience with them. So we need one more sample." `One more?' They had taken every sample he could think of, blood, skin, hair, and urine, what else could there be…….unless. Shinji looked over at the blonde who was beginning to take her shirt off showing off her purple braw, the brunette was pulling her skirt down revealing some rather eye popping black panties, you could sum up Shinji's thoughts all in one word. `DAMN!' (Weather for the fact that he was about to break one of his morals, or in appreciation for the nurses bodies, I'll leave that up to you.)

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Misato ran down the hospital corridor like a bat out of hell. When Ritsuko had told her that Shinji was awake and well, she had kicked in the nitrous boosters, however she had forgotten that the no speed limit law was only in .effect during Angel attacks. So she had to do a daring car chase, doing moves so insane one would almost call them impossible. She then ran into the NERV hospital, her running action causing certain aspects of her anatomy to *ahem* catch the attention of every male in the vicinity. She ran past the receptionist and strait to Shinji's room. She opened the door with a smile on her face at the thought of seeing Shinji getting `examined'. As the tactical commander she had access to see any scientific procedures, and of course give a few orders here and there.

Opening the door she saw a sight she didn't expect to see. Shinji was on the bed, one of the nurses was on top of him, she herself topless. The other nurses had her skirt down and was *ahem* sustaining her self until the other nurse finished up, which didn't seem to be a while as that lip lock she had him in was definitely doing it's job. The nurse looked up from her handy work, and by look of bliss on Shinji's face, was doing it quite well.

Misato stepped back into the corridor and closed the door. The brunette looked at the blonde; they shrugged and decided to switch spots for the time being. However, just as the brunette was getting in position, the door opened up revealing Misato with an AK-47 in hand. Her face was one of fury, hatred, and slight insanity. "You have three seconds to get off of him and get the hell out." What she would do to them in those three seconds didn't take a genius to figure out. Quickly getting off the boy, although somewhat reluctantly, the two nurses ran out of the room before their three seconds were up. Turning back to Shinji, who was still in Lala land, Misato shook her head, and sighed. Calling up Ritsuko on her cell phone Misato told the false blonde of the two nurses previously in the room. Ritsuko told Misato to wait there as she went to the upper levels of NERV known as the Recovery Ward. Opening the door she found Misato's AK pointed at her. She put it down sighing in relief. "Thought you were one of those nymphos for a second. They've been trying to get back in and finish their business since I called you."

Ritsuko gave a mental sigh of relief. For one she'd thought Misato might have decided to have her way with young Shinji. And two, she was hoping she could do it her self. She took note of Shinji's condition, he seemed slightly happy with a little smile on his face and a far away look in his eyes. "He's happy." Ritsuko said as she sat down in a chair near the bed, Misato pulled her stool up to the bed and raised the height a little with a lever found on the under side. Gently shoving him they woke Shinji from his blissful, um, bliss. "Shinji wake up." His eyes came back to focus. Looking over he saw Misato and her chest leaning dangerously close to his face. "Good you're awake." Ritsuko said.

"Um, what's going on, what happened?" Misato looked to Ritsuko who looked some what serious. "Shinji, what were those nurses doing to you?" Shinji closed his eyes for a moment then opened them again. "Those nurses you sent in, you know to check me up, and get those samples. Well they got everything else, then when they found out you wanted to get a *ahem* more personal one they basically tried to do it the old fashioned way (It's true, back in the 1800s to early 1900s that was how they got *that*.) Ritsuko blinked, quite a lot in fact, she then pulled out sheet of paper from one of her many pockets, and she then began to look over it. Misato looked confusedly at Shinji then at Ritsuko.

"What kind of sample are you guys talking about?" Ritsuko looked at her friend sighed at her naiveté.

"It's one you used to get a lot in college." She then began looking over the paper. Misato looked confused for another second, then it dawned on her what she meant, she then turned a beet red.

"Ah ha, I knew it!" Shinji and Misato turned to Ritsuko; she had a look of someone plotting revenge. "Shinji-kun, can you describe the two nurses that tried to seduce you?" Shinji thought for a moment then the details came out.

"One was a blonde with blue eyes. The other was a brunette with green eyes." Ritsuko had a look that said, I should have known.

"Mina and Lita." (I bet you can guess which show they're from, I'll give you a hint, and it begins with an S.)

"Who?" Misato asked.

"They're a couple of trouble makers who are constantly seducing the patients close to recovery." Misato looked shocked.

"How immoral can you get?! Seducing a young boy when he's still recovering!" `Why didn't I think of that?' Ritsuko looked over Shinji for a second.

"Well Shinji-kun we've already signed you out." Now the only problem is, where are you going to live?" Instantly both women thought the same thing. Suddenly the hospital intercom, one per room, turned on.

"Third Child, please report to the Commanders office, I repeat please report to the Commanders office." And there they went. The Commanders office was not what one would call the most ….welcoming of places. As they entered Shinji couldn't help but notice the red glow coming from the room. Or for that matter the weird design on the ceiling. Gendo was in the standard position, his gloves creating an arch under his nose, hiding the smirk lying there in. Kozou stood behind the Commander with his hand held behind his back. Misato stood behind Shinji to his left, while Ritsuko was on the right.

"The Third Child is to be transferred to the 105 apartment complex area. `That's where Rei lives, aren't you afraid your little doll might fall for him Gendo?' Ritsuko thought to herself.

"Sir, permission to speak sir?"

Gendo looked to Misato. Gendo nodded ever so slightly, just slightly not much. "I would like to request that the Third Child be placed under my care." Gendo raised an eyebrow at this.

"Why captain?" Misato had anticipated this. "Sir, the 105 apartment complex is practically falling apart. Also, I just got a new apartment sir, a less gloomy atmosphere might increase his piloting abilities. My apartment is also relatively close to NERV as well." The Commander of NERV considered for a moment the pros and cons. It wasn't a hard decision.

"Granted, the Third Child will board with you. I'll have them send his belongings to the apartment. Dismissed." Kozou looked over at Gendo as they left. He could see it, the machine like mind that was Gendos was already looking to see how this would affect the scenario. When they all had left Kozou turned to Gendo with a stern look in his eye.

"You do realize, that your son is a Contact, right Ikari." Gendo turned to Kozou with an indifferent look in his eyes.

"From the moment he was born I knew." Kozou looked over at where Shinji had stood just a moment before.

"That pheromone his kind produce could prove troublesome. He could turn NERV it self against us." Closing his eyes Kozou had a philosophical aura about him.

"How do you think Yui would feel about her son being a Contact?" Gendo broke his position, and turned his chair to stare at his oldest friend.

"She'd do everything in her power short of killing him to make sure he didn't become like Id." Gendo turned his chair back around to face the door his son had left from. "But it seems, something like that is inevitable."

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Sitting once more in the blue Renault, Shinji couldn't help but wonder if going to live with the captain was going to be a good thing, or a bad thing. Sitting with a bag of groceries in his lap, Shinji just stared at how much of it was instant ramen and beer.

After hitting the grocery store, which was going to be able to make quite a few sales the next few weeks, Misato pulled them up near a hill over looking Tokyo 3.

"Come on out Shinji." Misato said. The brown haired pilot got out of the car, placing the groceries down on the floor. Stepping out of the car Misato guided him near the edge of the hill. The sun was setting giving Tokyo 3 a resemblance to the city of gold.

"Wow." Shinji was speechless. "It's beautiful Misato-san." Shinji said. Misato looked at her watch and counted to 3. Suddenly, whole buildings began to rise out of the ground. Slowly one by one mammoth skyscrapers rose from the depths of the Geofront, standing tall and proud once again.

"This is the city you saved Shinji, you should be very proud of yourself." Misato said to Shinji. She looked over at the boy, whom was doing something she hadn't seen him do since her meeting him. He was smiling. Not like the grin from back at the hospital, but a true genuine smile. She looked to him with proud eyes, and motioned him to get back in the car.

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Over in Okalahoma, the fair was packing up. It had begun at 7:00am and ended at 7:00pm. Over in mystery fun house, Shamsiel sighed in contentment, he'd just had a feast fit for a king, he was of the appropriate size to go into battle now, and avenge Sachiel. The workers began loading the mystery fun house into its personal truck. For some reason the thing had to be carried whole at all times. So they needed a REALLY big truck. Sighing in contentment, the Angel of Whips slowly drifted to sleep. He then felt a gaseous built up in his stomach. Not being one to hold things in Shamsiel just let it fly.

*Fart*

The workers loading the fun house stared as they heard possibly the loudest flatulence in their lives. Not being ones to ask questions they simply continued with their work.

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Egads, you have no idea how long it took me to write this short chapter. The problem is that my brother was having this LAN party and his friends kept sleeping in my room. Is it my fault my beds so comfortable. Our heater broke for a little while so my GWAM went down to 22, instead of my usual 70. Also, in some of the later chapters I'm thinking of doing a progression of Lemons, should I or should I not? Last but not least, I'm going to work Mana into this story, but I need the details on how she came about, can any one tell me. Please excuse the spelling or grammar errors, Sorry if this chapter sucked.

Konous the grey