Neon Genesis Evangelion Fan Fiction / Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction ❯ Ranma Vs. Krueger-Round 2: The Anime Chainsaw Massacre ❯ The Honeymoon is Over ( Chapter 1 )
[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
By: JDHGamer 
Ranma and Akane see a marriage counselor after a tragic event occurs in their family.
Anime/Manga: Neon Genesis Evangelion Fan Fiction / Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Supernatural / Horror | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 07.05.2006 | Updated On: 07.05.2006 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.8K | Visits: 644 | Status: Completed
Ranma and Akane see a marriage counselor after a tragic event occurs in their family.
Anime/Manga: Neon Genesis Evangelion Fan Fiction / Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Supernatural / Horror | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 07.05.2006 | Updated On: 07.05.2006 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.8K | Visits: 644 | Status: Completed
Introduction: Let’s get the legal mumbo-jumbo out of the way first: I don’t own Ranma, Evangelion, Freddy Krueger, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, or anything else that has characters or ideas borrowed from for this story. If I did own these things, I’d probably be making a movie or something out of this instead of a mere fan fiction, so why do I even bother telling you this?
On another note, I think it’s a bit important that you read the original Ranma Vs. Krueger before reading this. There are some author-created characters which reappear in this story, and I’m not going to bother explaining who they are and what their importance is. There are also several other things that I won’t bother explaining through lengthy exposition.
You can find "Round 1" here: http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_st.php/57058/
Also of note, it’s obviously taken quite awhile for me to actually start writing this thing, and unlike the original Ranma Vs. Krueger, I’m posting it as I go, rather than having a complete written draft before-hand. So you’ll have to be patient as I work on writing this thing all the way through, and hopefully I’ll get to an actual ending. It’s been around two or three years since the original, and now…at long last-the sequel. Enjoy
Approximately six years since the events of Ranma Vs. Krueger…
INT. NERV COMMAND CENTER
Gendo Ikari stands alone in the darkened room. Out of the shadows steps his son, Shinji.
SHINJI
Father, you wanted to see me?
GENDO
Yes, It seems another Angel is headed this way.
SHINJI
And you want me to fight it, don’t you?
GENDO
Yes.
SHINJI
Fuck you, father.
Gendo turns, and sees nothing-his son has vanished. Behind him, Rei emerges from the shadows.
REI
You are a terrible father.
Gendo snaps around again and takes a few steps backward-he bumps into Misato.
MISATO
You just drop your responsibilities into the hands of others.
Gendo tries again to get away, but this time bumps into Ritsuko.
RITSUKO
How could you love me when you can’t even love your own son?
He backs into the only place remaining . Suddenly, a gloved hand with knives on the fingertips wraps around his shoulder.
FREDDY
Now you know how it feels to have a freaky internal conflict sequence!
Gendo moves away again, running to the center of the room. Suddenly, he finds himself surrounded by thousands of clones of Rei.
REI CLONES
(Simultaneous/Overlapping)
How can you not love him?
You’re a terrible father!
You don’t even give a fuck, do you?!
You don’t even care!
How can you be like this?
You heatless controlling bastard!
Asshole!
You love your work more than him!
How can you be so cold-hearted to him?!
All he wants is your approval!
What do you want from him?!
You make him feel like shit!
Maybe you should just fucking die!!
The clone’s hands morph into Freddy gloves. They all run at Gendo and proceed to slice him into tiny little pieces, their pale skin and white uniforms turning red as the blood and guts fly towards them. Throughout it all, Gendo remains silent.
FREDDY
Guess who’s back? Back again? Freddy’s back! Tell a friend!
TITLE APPEARS:
Ranma Vs. Krueger-Round 2
The Anime Chainsaw Massacre
INT. MARRIAGE COUNSELING OFFICE
Ranma and Akane sit to either side of a couch, deliberately keeping a distance between them. On a chair across from them sits their counselor, Kikuku. Kikuku has short, pink hair tied into pigtails, green eyes, and a fairly pretty-looking face.
KIKUKU
So your son, Danieru, is five years old now?
RANMA
Just turned that age a couple days ago, but at the party…
AKANE
My eldest sister, Kasumi, was acting as his nanny, and she…she…
Akane breaks into tears.
FLASHBACK
EXT. TENDO DOJO
There is a large party going on celebrating Danieru’s fifth birthday. We see him blowing out candles on a cake with his family all around him, except for…
KASUMI
Danieru! Danieru! Come look at me!
Kasumi is standing on top of the roof of the Dojo with a rope tied around her neck. Everyone looks at and gasps in shock.
KASUMI
Danieru! Come and see what I’ll do for you!
Kasumi takes a couple steps towards the edge of the roof. It’s obvious what she is trying to do.
KASUMI
Look here, Danieru, it’s all for you!
She leaps off the roof and towards her death by hanging. Oddly enough, though, she manages to get two words out before she actually dies.
KASUMI
Oh…my…
END FLASHBACK
INT. MARRIAGE COUNSELING OFFICE
KIKUKU
She hung herself?
RANMA
Yeah.
KIKUKU
And that’s when the trouble started in your relationship?
RANMA
No, this violent uncute tomboy has been causing me trouble since shortly after she got pregnant.
Akane punches Ranma off the couch and through a nearby wall. Ranma managed to grab hold of the side of the floor before he falls off onto the street below.
RANMA
(While trying to get back up) See what I mean?
AKANE
(Still wiping some tears away) If you’d stop being such a jerk-!
Ranma leaps up back into the room.
RANMA
We got along for awhile after our parents forced us to actually get married. Then some stuff happened, a lot of our friends and family got massacred by this guy named Freddy Krueger. The one “good” thing is that we discovered our “true” feelings for each other and decided to have a more “official” wedding. Now I almost wish we hadn’t done that, if I’d only known that all this would happen.
AKANE
Oh so you think this is all happening because we finally fell in love?
RANMA
Well, after we got married that second time we…you know…had sex…and that got you pregnant, which made you moodier than usual-if that’s even possible. Then we started getting into fights again-
AKANE
Which YOU started!
RANMA
No wonder our kid’s so messed up, with all the stuff you did while he was developing inside you!
AKANE
The doctors said there’s nothing physically wrong with him!
RANMA
Well, if anyone could cause mental trauma to an unborn child, it’d have to be yo-
Before Ranma can finish that last word, he is forced into the floor by a gigantic mallet.
RANMA
(Severely injured) They honeymoon’s long been over.
KIKUKU
Hmm…well maybe a “second” honeymoon might do you some good.
AKANE
Well, technically it would be our third.
RANMA
(Getting up) Does this mean we have to have ANOTHER wedding ceremony.
KIKUKU
Oh, that’s not required for a second-or in this case-third honeymoon. And I’ve got just the right place for you guys.
Ranma finally sits back down, battered and bruised.
KIKUKU
A hotel, up in the mountains. My brother and his fiancée are looking after it for the winter, and I’m sure they’ll let you stay there.
AKANE
Looking after it? Are you sure the owners of the place won’t have any issues with other people being invited over?
KIKUKU
Hey, they don’t have to know. And, it’ll cost you pretty much nothing. No worries about the expenses. And I can have my future sister-in-law look over your son so you can have some time to yourselves.
AKANE
I don’t know about this…
RANMA
Well, it can’t make things any worse than they are now.
EXT. MOUNTAINSIDE HOTEL
Two very familiar people are standing just outside the hotel entrance. One, an attractive looking half-Asian, half-Hispanic girl with medium brown hair recently died blue, is talking on a cell phone.
GIRL
Oh, that’s great Kiku-Chan! It’ll be wonderful having more victims…I mean VISITORS here! I’m looking forward so much to their arrival!
She hangs up the cell phone and places it in her pocket. The other person, a tall Caucasian guy with brownish-blonde hair cut Harry Potter hair-style, a goatee and glasses, looks at her suspiciously.
GUY
Dimi-Chan, you’re not planning anything like last time, are you?
DIMI-CHAN
Of course not, Juton! It’s not like I picked this hotel because it’s built on an ancient burial ground, or because there’s a place nearby where a plane crashed and the victims of it were forced to cannibalize each other or anything!
JUTON
Uh…okay…
DIMI-CHAN
(Evilly) Hehehehe…
To be continued…
Conclusion: I’m not sure if there’ll be other animes crossing over besides Evangelion. I originally planned to have Chobits and Please, Teacher! characters included as well, but then I realized they don’t quite have the depth of personal fears that would make them suitable candidates to be killed off by Freddy. I might come up with something, though, and include them-although more likely Please, Teacher! than Chobits. Anyway, please leave reviews here or send comments to deejaygamer@gmail.com
Thanks for reading!
On another note, I think it’s a bit important that you read the original Ranma Vs. Krueger before reading this. There are some author-created characters which reappear in this story, and I’m not going to bother explaining who they are and what their importance is. There are also several other things that I won’t bother explaining through lengthy exposition.
You can find "Round 1" here: http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_st.php/57058/
Also of note, it’s obviously taken quite awhile for me to actually start writing this thing, and unlike the original Ranma Vs. Krueger, I’m posting it as I go, rather than having a complete written draft before-hand. So you’ll have to be patient as I work on writing this thing all the way through, and hopefully I’ll get to an actual ending. It’s been around two or three years since the original, and now…at long last-the sequel. Enjoy
Approximately six years since the events of Ranma Vs. Krueger…
INT. NERV COMMAND CENTER
Gendo Ikari stands alone in the darkened room. Out of the shadows steps his son, Shinji.
SHINJI
Father, you wanted to see me?
GENDO
Yes, It seems another Angel is headed this way.
SHINJI
And you want me to fight it, don’t you?
GENDO
Yes.
SHINJI
Fuck you, father.
Gendo turns, and sees nothing-his son has vanished. Behind him, Rei emerges from the shadows.
REI
You are a terrible father.
Gendo snaps around again and takes a few steps backward-he bumps into Misato.
MISATO
You just drop your responsibilities into the hands of others.
Gendo tries again to get away, but this time bumps into Ritsuko.
RITSUKO
How could you love me when you can’t even love your own son?
He backs into the only place remaining . Suddenly, a gloved hand with knives on the fingertips wraps around his shoulder.
FREDDY
Now you know how it feels to have a freaky internal conflict sequence!
Gendo moves away again, running to the center of the room. Suddenly, he finds himself surrounded by thousands of clones of Rei.
REI CLONES
(Simultaneous/Overlapping)
How can you not love him?
You’re a terrible father!
You don’t even give a fuck, do you?!
You don’t even care!
How can you be like this?
You heatless controlling bastard!
Asshole!
You love your work more than him!
How can you be so cold-hearted to him?!
All he wants is your approval!
What do you want from him?!
You make him feel like shit!
Maybe you should just fucking die!!
The clone’s hands morph into Freddy gloves. They all run at Gendo and proceed to slice him into tiny little pieces, their pale skin and white uniforms turning red as the blood and guts fly towards them. Throughout it all, Gendo remains silent.
FREDDY
Guess who’s back? Back again? Freddy’s back! Tell a friend!
TITLE APPEARS:
Ranma Vs. Krueger-Round 2
The Anime Chainsaw Massacre
INT. MARRIAGE COUNSELING OFFICE
Ranma and Akane sit to either side of a couch, deliberately keeping a distance between them. On a chair across from them sits their counselor, Kikuku. Kikuku has short, pink hair tied into pigtails, green eyes, and a fairly pretty-looking face.
KIKUKU
So your son, Danieru, is five years old now?
RANMA
Just turned that age a couple days ago, but at the party…
AKANE
My eldest sister, Kasumi, was acting as his nanny, and she…she…
Akane breaks into tears.
FLASHBACK
EXT. TENDO DOJO
There is a large party going on celebrating Danieru’s fifth birthday. We see him blowing out candles on a cake with his family all around him, except for…
KASUMI
Danieru! Danieru! Come look at me!
Kasumi is standing on top of the roof of the Dojo with a rope tied around her neck. Everyone looks at and gasps in shock.
KASUMI
Danieru! Come and see what I’ll do for you!
Kasumi takes a couple steps towards the edge of the roof. It’s obvious what she is trying to do.
KASUMI
Look here, Danieru, it’s all for you!
She leaps off the roof and towards her death by hanging. Oddly enough, though, she manages to get two words out before she actually dies.
KASUMI
Oh…my…
END FLASHBACK
INT. MARRIAGE COUNSELING OFFICE
KIKUKU
She hung herself?
RANMA
Yeah.
KIKUKU
And that’s when the trouble started in your relationship?
RANMA
No, this violent uncute tomboy has been causing me trouble since shortly after she got pregnant.
Akane punches Ranma off the couch and through a nearby wall. Ranma managed to grab hold of the side of the floor before he falls off onto the street below.
RANMA
(While trying to get back up) See what I mean?
AKANE
(Still wiping some tears away) If you’d stop being such a jerk-!
Ranma leaps up back into the room.
RANMA
We got along for awhile after our parents forced us to actually get married. Then some stuff happened, a lot of our friends and family got massacred by this guy named Freddy Krueger. The one “good” thing is that we discovered our “true” feelings for each other and decided to have a more “official” wedding. Now I almost wish we hadn’t done that, if I’d only known that all this would happen.
AKANE
Oh so you think this is all happening because we finally fell in love?
RANMA
Well, after we got married that second time we…you know…had sex…and that got you pregnant, which made you moodier than usual-if that’s even possible. Then we started getting into fights again-
AKANE
Which YOU started!
RANMA
No wonder our kid’s so messed up, with all the stuff you did while he was developing inside you!
AKANE
The doctors said there’s nothing physically wrong with him!
RANMA
Well, if anyone could cause mental trauma to an unborn child, it’d have to be yo-
Before Ranma can finish that last word, he is forced into the floor by a gigantic mallet.
RANMA
(Severely injured) They honeymoon’s long been over.
KIKUKU
Hmm…well maybe a “second” honeymoon might do you some good.
AKANE
Well, technically it would be our third.
RANMA
(Getting up) Does this mean we have to have ANOTHER wedding ceremony.
KIKUKU
Oh, that’s not required for a second-or in this case-third honeymoon. And I’ve got just the right place for you guys.
Ranma finally sits back down, battered and bruised.
KIKUKU
A hotel, up in the mountains. My brother and his fiancée are looking after it for the winter, and I’m sure they’ll let you stay there.
AKANE
Looking after it? Are you sure the owners of the place won’t have any issues with other people being invited over?
KIKUKU
Hey, they don’t have to know. And, it’ll cost you pretty much nothing. No worries about the expenses. And I can have my future sister-in-law look over your son so you can have some time to yourselves.
AKANE
I don’t know about this…
RANMA
Well, it can’t make things any worse than they are now.
EXT. MOUNTAINSIDE HOTEL
Two very familiar people are standing just outside the hotel entrance. One, an attractive looking half-Asian, half-Hispanic girl with medium brown hair recently died blue, is talking on a cell phone.
GIRL
Oh, that’s great Kiku-Chan! It’ll be wonderful having more victims…I mean VISITORS here! I’m looking forward so much to their arrival!
She hangs up the cell phone and places it in her pocket. The other person, a tall Caucasian guy with brownish-blonde hair cut Harry Potter hair-style, a goatee and glasses, looks at her suspiciously.
GUY
Dimi-Chan, you’re not planning anything like last time, are you?
DIMI-CHAN
Of course not, Juton! It’s not like I picked this hotel because it’s built on an ancient burial ground, or because there’s a place nearby where a plane crashed and the victims of it were forced to cannibalize each other or anything!
JUTON
Uh…okay…
DIMI-CHAN
(Evilly) Hehehehe…
To be continued…
Conclusion: I’m not sure if there’ll be other animes crossing over besides Evangelion. I originally planned to have Chobits and Please, Teacher! characters included as well, but then I realized they don’t quite have the depth of personal fears that would make them suitable candidates to be killed off by Freddy. I might come up with something, though, and include them-although more likely Please, Teacher! than Chobits. Anyway, please leave reviews here or send comments to deejaygamer@gmail.com
Thanks for reading!