Neon Genesis Evangelion Fan Fiction / Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction ❯ The Adventures of Jusenkyo Man: All About Eva ❯ Chapter 5
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By: Lord_Raa 
Anime/Manga: Neon Genesis Evangelion Fan Fiction / Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Hentai / Drama / Comedy / Adventure / Action | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 03.25.2004 | Updated On: 04.22.2004 | Pages: 5 | Words: 3.7K | Visits: 1.9K | Status: Completed
Anime/Manga: Neon Genesis Evangelion Fan Fiction / Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Hentai / Drama / Comedy / Adventure / Action | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 03.25.2004 | Updated On: 04.22.2004 | Pages: 5 | Words: 3.7K | Visits: 1.9K | Status: Completed
The Adventures Jusenkyo Man:
All About Eva.
By Lord Raa
Part 5
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Author's note: This chapter takes place after events that have yet to be finalised & posted. I do not know where this will fit in to the timeline of events yet, but you should know that things have happened to Ranma in the interim to cause an already OOC Ranma to act even stranger. Yes, even when compared to previous chapters.
Also the following section of this "epic tale" will contain jokes that are not suitable for younger readers. I am warning you all in advance that there is a reason for the "R" rating I gave this - it contains humour of an adult nature. That means references to sexual experience and all sorts of legally and/or morally dubious activities. That could mean profane language, plot holes, violence and/or sexual deviancy.
You're on your own from here on.
**********
Rei stood with her hands on her hips. 'This should allow Ikari-kun to get a good view.'
Misato was not impressed with this turn of events. Not that she hadn't planned to do the same for her love, but it was the principle of the matter - you don't just barge into someone else's house and try to seduce _their_ bedroom companion.
"Rei," she growled threateningly as she advanced on the interloper.
Fearing violence, Shinji stepped between his friends. "Please don't fight."
Misato stopped as soon as she felt Shinji's hand on her breast.
Turning slowly to the purple haired lovely, Shinji's face took on a look of horror as he saw where he was in contact with Misato.
In the tradition of all males finding themselves in that situation, Shinji squeezed out of some bizarre reflex.
"Ooh," Misato moaned. "That's right Shinji keep touching me."
Rei decided that she did not want to be left out. She stepped to Shinji and placed his free hand on her own bare chest.
"I owe you my life Ikari-kun. Do with me as you will," Rei offered.
Blood flowed around Shinji's body thanks to his racing heart.
"I must agree with Dr Akagi's statement of 'must fellate Shinji,'" Rei smiled when she saw where some of the blood was flowing.
"What do you know about pleasuring a man?" Misato asked pointedly. "You're just a girl; Shinji needs a woman to show him the joys of adulthood."
Rei's mind was geared towards tactical thinking and was about to use Misato's argument to her advantage. But before she could retort, the ringing of his mobile phone alerted Shinji to an avenue of escape.
"H-hello?" he asked.
*Shinji, it's me, Ritsuko. How're you doing? Misato hasn't corrupted you has she?*
"Ritsuko-san. Something's going on with Misato and Ayanami."
'They're trying to take you away from me,' Ritsuko wisely kept her opinion to herself.
"Shinji, don't bother with Ritsuko, she's just a bitter husk of a woman. Pick me instead, I'm a lot more fun," Misato suggested as she hugged Shinji.
*A BITTER HUSK OF A WOMAN!?!*
Shinji was forced to move the phone from his ear.
*Don't trust Misato, she was the biggest floozy on campus when she was at college. She had to visit the Clap Clinic.*
Shinji, naive as he was, did not know what the blonde doctor meant by "The Clap" and turned to a highly embarrassed Misato for clarification. The answer was not to come from that quarter though.
"It is a generic term for a sexually transmitted disease," Rei smiled as the means for her verbal victory were handed to her. "Ikari-kun, I can assure you that there is no risk of you catching a disease if you sleep with me."
Ritsuko's eyes widened as she realised that the only reason Misato hadn't already jumped Shinji's bones was because of the competition that Rei provided. 'Damn, I've got to get Shinji away from them and into my bed.'
*Shinji-darling, I need you.*
"For what Ritsuko-san?"
*For a night of passi~~~*
Misato had calmly removed the battery from Shinji's phone.
"Misato-san?"
"Oops," she cutely apologised. "I'm sorry, Shin-chan, but as your guardian, it's my job to keep you as safe as I can. Remember what Ritsuko tried to do to your cute ass?"
Shinji nodded.
"A legal guardian should not be trying to seduce their charge, Captain Katsuragi," Rei pointed out as she slid up to Shinji's side.
"Why do you care about Shinji?"
"I already explained that I owe my life to Ikari-kun because of his actions today. I am doing everything in my power to repay that debt."
"So you throw yourself at him like a cheap whore?"
"It takes one to know one, Captain Katsuragi."
Misato fumed with impotent rage.
"Please, don't fight."
These three softly spoken words stopped the argument dead.
"Ikari-kun/Shinji?" the ladies asked, concern showing for the young man.
"I'm not proud of what I did earlier today. I'm not noble, not a hero - I'm just someone that acted on instinct. I don't deserve such kind treatment for such a shameful act."
"I disagree, Ikari-kun," Rei countered. "You acted to ensure the safety of others. There is no shame in that."
Shinji looked up, sadness and remorse etched on his face. "But I killed a man."
Misato shook her head. "No, Shinji. You saved those closest to you. Please, allow us to take your mind off all the unpleasantness." She started to stroke his arm lovingly.
His will draining, Shinji began to nod. When his head reached the lowest point on its journey, he saw Misato's hand unzip his fly. "M-misato-san?"
"Don't worry, Shinji, I'll be gentle," she spoke soothing words into his ear.
The Captain's hand had stopped moving and was held in place to prevent "unauthorised access" (that would be anybody that wasn't her) when she heard a polite cough come from the doorway.
"I don't think that Shinji-kun would appreciate losing his virginity in a hallway, Captain Katsuragi," Maya Ibuki pointed out.
All eyes turned to the young lieutenant. The popular opinion, by two to one, was "what the hell are you doing here, bitch?” Shinji's, the dissenter, thoughts were "thank god you're here, something's up with these two".
"Just what kind of sordid things are you trying to do to poor Shinji here?"
"I was hoping that Ikari-kun would be the one doing me, Lt Ibuki."
Maya blinked as the pale skinned pilot stepped between her and Shinji. "Rei?"
"You are not Ikari-kun’s; therefore you do not belong here. Please leave."
Maya started to whimper as her plans for being the filling in a Shinji and Sempai sandwich were kyboshed.
'Denied!' Misato thought evilly as rubbed her cheek against Shinji's face. 'Hmm, smooth.'
"Ibuki-san, are you all right?" Shinji was becoming uncomfortable with the idea of a distraught female.
'Shinji cares about me!' Maya's heart began to soar. "I will be, Shinji-kun."
"That's nice to hear, but Shinji and I are tired. We're going to bed now. Good night, Lieutenant," Misato ushered the junior officer out of her apartment.
"B-b-b-but," Maya started her protest.
Rei stepped up to remove the obstacle in her path to her evening of pleasure at the hands of Shinji. "We have no need for motorboat sound effects, Lt Ibuki. As was stated before, Ikari-kun will be engaging in tiring activities and it is getting late. Good night."
Rei turned to the face the residents of the apartment and was greeted with the sight of Misato kissing and licking the male pilot's throat and neck.
"Mmm, you taste _real_ good, Shin-chan."
Rei twitched ever so slightly as she saw Shinji stiffen in both panic and arousal at Captain Katsuragi's attention.
The door was reopened by Maya.
Misato was not smiling. "What is this, some kind of farce?"
"Look I found Pen-pen!" Maya pointed out.
"I wondered where he went," Misato confessed absently.
Shinji was glad for the interruption. "I'll go prepare some refreshments."
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At the dining table, Shinji handed cups of tea to everyone.
"So did Pen-pen just appear at the door?" Misato asked Ibuki.
"Uh-huh," she nodded, using the movement of her head to get a good look at Shinji.
"So what brings you here, Ibuki-san?" Shinji asked as he sat down.
Maya resisted the "confess now!" glare that Rei and Misato were giving that would have caused her to scream the truth of "I wanted to have sweaty sex with Shinji and Akagi-sempai."
"I wanted to see how you were holding up after what happened today."
"Shinji-kun would be doing a lot better if people weren't interrupting us," Misato pointed out.
"Yes. There are too many people in the way of Ikari-kun pleasuring me," Rei bluntly put forth her opinion.
Shinji's cheeks swelled with blood.
'Brazen whores, the pair of them!' thought Maya. 'Shinji's chastity is in danger here, I must act.'
Misato read Maya's face and knew exactly what she was thinking. "Shinji is not in any danger, Maya. Rei's doing an excellent job of preventing me and Shinji from playing the really kinky sort of sex games."
"You and Shinji are already...?" Maya was a little stunned.
"I wish!" Misato sipped her tea. "He keeps being a bad boy by not doing naughty things with me."
All the blood in Shinji's face started to make him feel dizzy. "I-I think I'll have a lie down."
Concern won out over hormones and the ladies allowed Shinji to get some rest. After all, what good would it do to kill the golden lay? No, it would be far better to allow Shinji to recuperate and _then_ take him as if the world would be ending soon.
**********
Shinji woke up feeling better than he had for a long time.
The others in the house were relieved that Shinji was feeling better. In fact, Misato commented on how much better Shinji would feel between her legs.
Misato answered the ringing phone. "Hello?"
*Hi Misato, are you ready for the Jet Alone junket?*
'Shit, it's Ritsuko! I forgot about that press damn thing.' "Almost Ritsuko. I need a bit longer, Shinji wasn't up to making breakfast this morning," she lied. Shinji had been up to preparing food for the others, but had woken up later than planned.
*Is Shinji all right? He's not hurt is he?*
"No, he was just a bit tired, he had stressful day yesterday after all. And no, I didn’t do anything with Shinji last night, Ritsuko."
*That's a relief. Hey, why don't we invite Shinji along with to this thing?*
"That's a not a bad idea, Ritsuko. I'll ask him. Hey Shinji, you want to skip school with me and Ritsuko?"
Shinji had a nagging feeling that he was being kept in the dark. "What for?"
"To see a JSSDF project. It might mean fewer missions in Unit 01. Come on, a day off school," Misato offered.
Shinji nodded as his mouth was full of toast.
"Ritsuko, yeah he'll come with us."
*Good, I'll be by to pick him up shortly.*
"Us, you mean, Ritsuko," Misato ground out.
*Hehe, yeah, silly mistake. Sorry about that, Misato.* Ritsuko quickly hung up for fear of saying something else to alienate her old friend and guardian of Shinji.
Shinji took this opportunity to take a quick wash.
Deciding that it wouldn't do for her to lose ground to the older rivals, Rei spoke up. "I will accompany Ikari-kun on this trip."
"Why?" Misato asked.
"This trip will require an overnight stay in a hotel and I am aware of the designs both you and Dr Akagi have on Ikari-kun."
"Like you don't want him," Misato scoffed.
"It is true that if the circumstances arose, I would be happy to be intimate with Shinji," Rei replied.
"So you mean that 'if I wasn't here', you'd both be naked quick as a flash?" Misato asked as a dangerous twitch developed in her left eye.
"Yes," Rei answered with a scarily straight face.
All attention was suddenly on Pen-pen as he made the penguin equivalent of a snigger. 'Whoops, I may have made his sex appeal a bit too strong. Ah, fuck it; I'll let him enjoy the attention. Every saviour of humanity should have two or more hot chicks fight over him at least once.'
Turning her attention to the blue haired pilot, Misato played one of her trump cards. "Well, you weren't invited, Rei. You have to go to school."
"What about Ikari-kun?"
A knock on the door forced Misato to pause the argument momentarily.
"What about whom?" Ritsuko asked from the doorway.
Misato twitched. "You're early, Ritsuko."
"I'm not that early, you've just got poor time keeping skills, Misato," Ritsuko lied. She had called from her mobile phone in an attempt to catch Shinji dressing for school. “Now who were you talking about?"
"I was concerned that Ikari-kun's education would suffer because of this excursion," Rei answered.
"I'll home tutor him," Ritsuko offered. Though she neglected to mention that Sex Ed would be a major part of the syllabus.
Shinji returned from the bathroom drying his hands. "Good morning Ritsuko-san."
"Good morning, Shinji-kun," Ritsuko returned sweetly. 'I'll show him that I'm still a lively woman.'
Misato threw her arm around Shinji. "Let's go to this thing, then shall we? I'll brief you in the back of the car."
Ritsuko had a good idea of what Misato wanted to brief Shinji on. “I don't think that's right, Misato."
The captain rolled her eyes. "Ritsuko, please, do you honestly think that I'd jump Shinji in the back of your car?"
"I do not know what to think, Captain Katsuragi. After all, you have expressed desires that would be considered improper were you to follow them up with Ikari-kun," Rei offered. "If I am there to accompany you, then we can be sure that Ikari-kun's chastity will remain intact."
Misato laughed. "Just moments ago you said that if you could, you'd shag Shinji senseless!"
Ritsuko shook her head. "But we don't have enough hotel rooms booked as it is. We're being forced to bunk up."
Misato was about to smile as she recalled the arrangements until a thought occurred to her. 'If Ritsuko’s there, she’ll interfere with me and Shinji.'
"Please, I told you that I don't deserve this attention. I'd be better off staying here," Shinji's self-esteem had still to rise to the levels Ranma had wanted.
"Waarrk!"
Shinji turned to the penguin and flinched when he felt the glare he was getting from the flightless bird.
"See, Shin-chan, Pen-pen thinks you should come with us," Misato said as she hugged Shinji.
Sighing, Shinji gave in. “Ok, but only if you promise not to fight.”
Ritsuko smiled. “Of course, Shinji-kun, we’re professionals.”
“Wark,” Pen-pen nodded in approval.
“Then we’re all set,” Misato moved to finish her preparations. “Rei, you can have shotgun.”
Rei looked confused by Misato’s term. “I fail to see how being in possession of firearms is relevant to the situation.”
Returning from her room, Misato pointed out what she meant. “It means you sit in the front seat.”
“Oh,” Rei replied. ‘Perhaps I can adjust the rear-view mirror to keep Ikari-kun under surveillance.’
Ritsuko was roused from her reverie by Rei’s gentle poking. “But Shinji, I need to pay attention while I’m driving. I can’t afford to spare a hand just now.”
“A hand for what, Dr Akagi?” Rei asked suspiciously.
“To relieve you Shinji,” Ritsuko blushed lightly.
Misato’s loud and exaggerated cough alerted the blonde to her faux pas. “Driver’s shouldn’t molest their passengers, Ritsuko.”
“And I suppose that you think that it’s ok for you to do so?” Ritsuko countered.
“I said no fighting,” Shinji protested weakly.
“Sorry, Shin-chan,” Misato apologised.
“Sorry, Shinji,” Ritsuko bowed her head.
Rei took this opportunity to get close to Shinji. “I will protect you from harm, Shinji-kun.”
Ritsuko noticed the fact that Rei was becoming familiar with Shinji. ‘Little bitch.’
Misato had similar thoughts, only hers were tempered with the idea that Rei was a doll and that Shinji needed a “hands on” style of tutoring in the arts of love making.
“Let’s go,” Shinji offered. He was becoming uncomfortable with the atmosphere.
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On the journey to the junket, Misato managed to behave in a responsible fashion. She refrained from placing a hand on Shinji’s leg. Instead, she opted to show the pilot the paperwork she had been given about the mission.
The fact that she was under close scrutiny did play a part in this decision, one that was much larger than she would have admitted.
Ritsuko thought about how Shinji would a chance to become better acquainted with her and the back seat of her car.
The seatbelts were causing Rei to consider potential situations where Shinji would be restrained, only with far skimpier clothing.
When they arrived, Misato pointed out the cameras, and waved.
Shinji looked nervous as he noticed a female member of the press smile and walk up to the Nerv delegation.
“Hello, my name is Haruko Tanaka; I’m with Tokyo-3 News. Can I get an interview with any of you?”
Though her question was directed to all of them, her gaze was settled on Shinji. “Which of you is the pilot of the Evangelion?”
Shinji looked embarrassed at the attention he was receiving.
‘Aww, he look so cute like that,’ Haruko thought. “Is it ok for me to get an interview with the famous Evangelion pilot?”
Misato was suspicious of the reporter. “Maybe later. But I need to be there, for security purposes.”
Haruko nodded, but she got the feeling that Misato’s concerns about security were not about the disclosure of Nerv secrets. But that may have been because of the way Misato looked around looking for an excuse to throw herself on top of Shinji.
“Shinji and I have to get checked into our room, so we’ll see you later,” Ritsuko excused herself and the young Ikari.
The pair of them managed to make it halfway to the elevators before anybody noticed Shinji’s protestations.
“HEY!!” Misato shouted at the love starved blonde.
“Busted,” Haruko smirked.
Her cameraman’s mind started to work feverishly. ’Something’s up. What’s going on at Nerv?’
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To be continued....
Thanks go out to Chi Vayne for pointing out various errors to me.
As you can see, I finally came up with an appropriate sub title for this section of Jusenkyo Man.
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All About Eva.
By Lord Raa
Part 5
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Author's note: This chapter takes place after events that have yet to be finalised & posted. I do not know where this will fit in to the timeline of events yet, but you should know that things have happened to Ranma in the interim to cause an already OOC Ranma to act even stranger. Yes, even when compared to previous chapters.
Also the following section of this "epic tale" will contain jokes that are not suitable for younger readers. I am warning you all in advance that there is a reason for the "R" rating I gave this - it contains humour of an adult nature. That means references to sexual experience and all sorts of legally and/or morally dubious activities. That could mean profane language, plot holes, violence and/or sexual deviancy.
You're on your own from here on.
**********
Rei stood with her hands on her hips. 'This should allow Ikari-kun to get a good view.'
Misato was not impressed with this turn of events. Not that she hadn't planned to do the same for her love, but it was the principle of the matter - you don't just barge into someone else's house and try to seduce _their_ bedroom companion.
"Rei," she growled threateningly as she advanced on the interloper.
Fearing violence, Shinji stepped between his friends. "Please don't fight."
Misato stopped as soon as she felt Shinji's hand on her breast.
Turning slowly to the purple haired lovely, Shinji's face took on a look of horror as he saw where he was in contact with Misato.
In the tradition of all males finding themselves in that situation, Shinji squeezed out of some bizarre reflex.
"Ooh," Misato moaned. "That's right Shinji keep touching me."
Rei decided that she did not want to be left out. She stepped to Shinji and placed his free hand on her own bare chest.
"I owe you my life Ikari-kun. Do with me as you will," Rei offered.
Blood flowed around Shinji's body thanks to his racing heart.
"I must agree with Dr Akagi's statement of 'must fellate Shinji,'" Rei smiled when she saw where some of the blood was flowing.
"What do you know about pleasuring a man?" Misato asked pointedly. "You're just a girl; Shinji needs a woman to show him the joys of adulthood."
Rei's mind was geared towards tactical thinking and was about to use Misato's argument to her advantage. But before she could retort, the ringing of his mobile phone alerted Shinji to an avenue of escape.
"H-hello?" he asked.
*Shinji, it's me, Ritsuko. How're you doing? Misato hasn't corrupted you has she?*
"Ritsuko-san. Something's going on with Misato and Ayanami."
'They're trying to take you away from me,' Ritsuko wisely kept her opinion to herself.
"Shinji, don't bother with Ritsuko, she's just a bitter husk of a woman. Pick me instead, I'm a lot more fun," Misato suggested as she hugged Shinji.
*A BITTER HUSK OF A WOMAN!?!*
Shinji was forced to move the phone from his ear.
*Don't trust Misato, she was the biggest floozy on campus when she was at college. She had to visit the Clap Clinic.*
Shinji, naive as he was, did not know what the blonde doctor meant by "The Clap" and turned to a highly embarrassed Misato for clarification. The answer was not to come from that quarter though.
"It is a generic term for a sexually transmitted disease," Rei smiled as the means for her verbal victory were handed to her. "Ikari-kun, I can assure you that there is no risk of you catching a disease if you sleep with me."
Ritsuko's eyes widened as she realised that the only reason Misato hadn't already jumped Shinji's bones was because of the competition that Rei provided. 'Damn, I've got to get Shinji away from them and into my bed.'
*Shinji-darling, I need you.*
"For what Ritsuko-san?"
*For a night of passi~~~*
Misato had calmly removed the battery from Shinji's phone.
"Misato-san?"
"Oops," she cutely apologised. "I'm sorry, Shin-chan, but as your guardian, it's my job to keep you as safe as I can. Remember what Ritsuko tried to do to your cute ass?"
Shinji nodded.
"A legal guardian should not be trying to seduce their charge, Captain Katsuragi," Rei pointed out as she slid up to Shinji's side.
"Why do you care about Shinji?"
"I already explained that I owe my life to Ikari-kun because of his actions today. I am doing everything in my power to repay that debt."
"So you throw yourself at him like a cheap whore?"
"It takes one to know one, Captain Katsuragi."
Misato fumed with impotent rage.
"Please, don't fight."
These three softly spoken words stopped the argument dead.
"Ikari-kun/Shinji?" the ladies asked, concern showing for the young man.
"I'm not proud of what I did earlier today. I'm not noble, not a hero - I'm just someone that acted on instinct. I don't deserve such kind treatment for such a shameful act."
"I disagree, Ikari-kun," Rei countered. "You acted to ensure the safety of others. There is no shame in that."
Shinji looked up, sadness and remorse etched on his face. "But I killed a man."
Misato shook her head. "No, Shinji. You saved those closest to you. Please, allow us to take your mind off all the unpleasantness." She started to stroke his arm lovingly.
His will draining, Shinji began to nod. When his head reached the lowest point on its journey, he saw Misato's hand unzip his fly. "M-misato-san?"
"Don't worry, Shinji, I'll be gentle," she spoke soothing words into his ear.
The Captain's hand had stopped moving and was held in place to prevent "unauthorised access" (that would be anybody that wasn't her) when she heard a polite cough come from the doorway.
"I don't think that Shinji-kun would appreciate losing his virginity in a hallway, Captain Katsuragi," Maya Ibuki pointed out.
All eyes turned to the young lieutenant. The popular opinion, by two to one, was "what the hell are you doing here, bitch?” Shinji's, the dissenter, thoughts were "thank god you're here, something's up with these two".
"Just what kind of sordid things are you trying to do to poor Shinji here?"
"I was hoping that Ikari-kun would be the one doing me, Lt Ibuki."
Maya blinked as the pale skinned pilot stepped between her and Shinji. "Rei?"
"You are not Ikari-kun’s; therefore you do not belong here. Please leave."
Maya started to whimper as her plans for being the filling in a Shinji and Sempai sandwich were kyboshed.
'Denied!' Misato thought evilly as rubbed her cheek against Shinji's face. 'Hmm, smooth.'
"Ibuki-san, are you all right?" Shinji was becoming uncomfortable with the idea of a distraught female.
'Shinji cares about me!' Maya's heart began to soar. "I will be, Shinji-kun."
"That's nice to hear, but Shinji and I are tired. We're going to bed now. Good night, Lieutenant," Misato ushered the junior officer out of her apartment.
"B-b-b-but," Maya started her protest.
Rei stepped up to remove the obstacle in her path to her evening of pleasure at the hands of Shinji. "We have no need for motorboat sound effects, Lt Ibuki. As was stated before, Ikari-kun will be engaging in tiring activities and it is getting late. Good night."
Rei turned to the face the residents of the apartment and was greeted with the sight of Misato kissing and licking the male pilot's throat and neck.
"Mmm, you taste _real_ good, Shin-chan."
Rei twitched ever so slightly as she saw Shinji stiffen in both panic and arousal at Captain Katsuragi's attention.
The door was reopened by Maya.
Misato was not smiling. "What is this, some kind of farce?"
"Look I found Pen-pen!" Maya pointed out.
"I wondered where he went," Misato confessed absently.
Shinji was glad for the interruption. "I'll go prepare some refreshments."
**********
At the dining table, Shinji handed cups of tea to everyone.
"So did Pen-pen just appear at the door?" Misato asked Ibuki.
"Uh-huh," she nodded, using the movement of her head to get a good look at Shinji.
"So what brings you here, Ibuki-san?" Shinji asked as he sat down.
Maya resisted the "confess now!" glare that Rei and Misato were giving that would have caused her to scream the truth of "I wanted to have sweaty sex with Shinji and Akagi-sempai."
"I wanted to see how you were holding up after what happened today."
"Shinji-kun would be doing a lot better if people weren't interrupting us," Misato pointed out.
"Yes. There are too many people in the way of Ikari-kun pleasuring me," Rei bluntly put forth her opinion.
Shinji's cheeks swelled with blood.
'Brazen whores, the pair of them!' thought Maya. 'Shinji's chastity is in danger here, I must act.'
Misato read Maya's face and knew exactly what she was thinking. "Shinji is not in any danger, Maya. Rei's doing an excellent job of preventing me and Shinji from playing the really kinky sort of sex games."
"You and Shinji are already...?" Maya was a little stunned.
"I wish!" Misato sipped her tea. "He keeps being a bad boy by not doing naughty things with me."
All the blood in Shinji's face started to make him feel dizzy. "I-I think I'll have a lie down."
Concern won out over hormones and the ladies allowed Shinji to get some rest. After all, what good would it do to kill the golden lay? No, it would be far better to allow Shinji to recuperate and _then_ take him as if the world would be ending soon.
**********
Shinji woke up feeling better than he had for a long time.
The others in the house were relieved that Shinji was feeling better. In fact, Misato commented on how much better Shinji would feel between her legs.
Misato answered the ringing phone. "Hello?"
*Hi Misato, are you ready for the Jet Alone junket?*
'Shit, it's Ritsuko! I forgot about that press damn thing.' "Almost Ritsuko. I need a bit longer, Shinji wasn't up to making breakfast this morning," she lied. Shinji had been up to preparing food for the others, but had woken up later than planned.
*Is Shinji all right? He's not hurt is he?*
"No, he was just a bit tired, he had stressful day yesterday after all. And no, I didn’t do anything with Shinji last night, Ritsuko."
*That's a relief. Hey, why don't we invite Shinji along with to this thing?*
"That's a not a bad idea, Ritsuko. I'll ask him. Hey Shinji, you want to skip school with me and Ritsuko?"
Shinji had a nagging feeling that he was being kept in the dark. "What for?"
"To see a JSSDF project. It might mean fewer missions in Unit 01. Come on, a day off school," Misato offered.
Shinji nodded as his mouth was full of toast.
"Ritsuko, yeah he'll come with us."
*Good, I'll be by to pick him up shortly.*
"Us, you mean, Ritsuko," Misato ground out.
*Hehe, yeah, silly mistake. Sorry about that, Misato.* Ritsuko quickly hung up for fear of saying something else to alienate her old friend and guardian of Shinji.
Shinji took this opportunity to take a quick wash.
Deciding that it wouldn't do for her to lose ground to the older rivals, Rei spoke up. "I will accompany Ikari-kun on this trip."
"Why?" Misato asked.
"This trip will require an overnight stay in a hotel and I am aware of the designs both you and Dr Akagi have on Ikari-kun."
"Like you don't want him," Misato scoffed.
"It is true that if the circumstances arose, I would be happy to be intimate with Shinji," Rei replied.
"So you mean that 'if I wasn't here', you'd both be naked quick as a flash?" Misato asked as a dangerous twitch developed in her left eye.
"Yes," Rei answered with a scarily straight face.
All attention was suddenly on Pen-pen as he made the penguin equivalent of a snigger. 'Whoops, I may have made his sex appeal a bit too strong. Ah, fuck it; I'll let him enjoy the attention. Every saviour of humanity should have two or more hot chicks fight over him at least once.'
Turning her attention to the blue haired pilot, Misato played one of her trump cards. "Well, you weren't invited, Rei. You have to go to school."
"What about Ikari-kun?"
A knock on the door forced Misato to pause the argument momentarily.
"What about whom?" Ritsuko asked from the doorway.
Misato twitched. "You're early, Ritsuko."
"I'm not that early, you've just got poor time keeping skills, Misato," Ritsuko lied. She had called from her mobile phone in an attempt to catch Shinji dressing for school. “Now who were you talking about?"
"I was concerned that Ikari-kun's education would suffer because of this excursion," Rei answered.
"I'll home tutor him," Ritsuko offered. Though she neglected to mention that Sex Ed would be a major part of the syllabus.
Shinji returned from the bathroom drying his hands. "Good morning Ritsuko-san."
"Good morning, Shinji-kun," Ritsuko returned sweetly. 'I'll show him that I'm still a lively woman.'
Misato threw her arm around Shinji. "Let's go to this thing, then shall we? I'll brief you in the back of the car."
Ritsuko had a good idea of what Misato wanted to brief Shinji on. “I don't think that's right, Misato."
The captain rolled her eyes. "Ritsuko, please, do you honestly think that I'd jump Shinji in the back of your car?"
"I do not know what to think, Captain Katsuragi. After all, you have expressed desires that would be considered improper were you to follow them up with Ikari-kun," Rei offered. "If I am there to accompany you, then we can be sure that Ikari-kun's chastity will remain intact."
Misato laughed. "Just moments ago you said that if you could, you'd shag Shinji senseless!"
Ritsuko shook her head. "But we don't have enough hotel rooms booked as it is. We're being forced to bunk up."
Misato was about to smile as she recalled the arrangements until a thought occurred to her. 'If Ritsuko’s there, she’ll interfere with me and Shinji.'
"Please, I told you that I don't deserve this attention. I'd be better off staying here," Shinji's self-esteem had still to rise to the levels Ranma had wanted.
"Waarrk!"
Shinji turned to the penguin and flinched when he felt the glare he was getting from the flightless bird.
"See, Shin-chan, Pen-pen thinks you should come with us," Misato said as she hugged Shinji.
Sighing, Shinji gave in. “Ok, but only if you promise not to fight.”
Ritsuko smiled. “Of course, Shinji-kun, we’re professionals.”
“Wark,” Pen-pen nodded in approval.
“Then we’re all set,” Misato moved to finish her preparations. “Rei, you can have shotgun.”
Rei looked confused by Misato’s term. “I fail to see how being in possession of firearms is relevant to the situation.”
Returning from her room, Misato pointed out what she meant. “It means you sit in the front seat.”
“Oh,” Rei replied. ‘Perhaps I can adjust the rear-view mirror to keep Ikari-kun under surveillance.’
Ritsuko was roused from her reverie by Rei’s gentle poking. “But Shinji, I need to pay attention while I’m driving. I can’t afford to spare a hand just now.”
“A hand for what, Dr Akagi?” Rei asked suspiciously.
“To relieve you Shinji,” Ritsuko blushed lightly.
Misato’s loud and exaggerated cough alerted the blonde to her faux pas. “Driver’s shouldn’t molest their passengers, Ritsuko.”
“And I suppose that you think that it’s ok for you to do so?” Ritsuko countered.
“I said no fighting,” Shinji protested weakly.
“Sorry, Shin-chan,” Misato apologised.
“Sorry, Shinji,” Ritsuko bowed her head.
Rei took this opportunity to get close to Shinji. “I will protect you from harm, Shinji-kun.”
Ritsuko noticed the fact that Rei was becoming familiar with Shinji. ‘Little bitch.’
Misato had similar thoughts, only hers were tempered with the idea that Rei was a doll and that Shinji needed a “hands on” style of tutoring in the arts of love making.
“Let’s go,” Shinji offered. He was becoming uncomfortable with the atmosphere.
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On the journey to the junket, Misato managed to behave in a responsible fashion. She refrained from placing a hand on Shinji’s leg. Instead, she opted to show the pilot the paperwork she had been given about the mission.
The fact that she was under close scrutiny did play a part in this decision, one that was much larger than she would have admitted.
Ritsuko thought about how Shinji would a chance to become better acquainted with her and the back seat of her car.
The seatbelts were causing Rei to consider potential situations where Shinji would be restrained, only with far skimpier clothing.
When they arrived, Misato pointed out the cameras, and waved.
Shinji looked nervous as he noticed a female member of the press smile and walk up to the Nerv delegation.
“Hello, my name is Haruko Tanaka; I’m with Tokyo-3 News. Can I get an interview with any of you?”
Though her question was directed to all of them, her gaze was settled on Shinji. “Which of you is the pilot of the Evangelion?”
Shinji looked embarrassed at the attention he was receiving.
‘Aww, he look so cute like that,’ Haruko thought. “Is it ok for me to get an interview with the famous Evangelion pilot?”
Misato was suspicious of the reporter. “Maybe later. But I need to be there, for security purposes.”
Haruko nodded, but she got the feeling that Misato’s concerns about security were not about the disclosure of Nerv secrets. But that may have been because of the way Misato looked around looking for an excuse to throw herself on top of Shinji.
“Shinji and I have to get checked into our room, so we’ll see you later,” Ritsuko excused herself and the young Ikari.
The pair of them managed to make it halfway to the elevators before anybody noticed Shinji’s protestations.
“HEY!!” Misato shouted at the love starved blonde.
“Busted,” Haruko smirked.
Her cameraman’s mind started to work feverishly. ’Something’s up. What’s going on at Nerv?’
**********
To be continued....
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