Neon Genesis Evangelion Fan Fiction / Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction ❯ The Adventures of Jusenkyo Man: All About Eva ❯ Chapter 4
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By: Lord_Raa 
Anime/Manga: Neon Genesis Evangelion Fan Fiction / Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Hentai / Drama / Comedy / Adventure / Action | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 04.01.2004 | Updated On: 04.22.2004 | Pages: 5 | Words: 3.4K | Visits: 1.8K | Status: Completed
Anime/Manga: Neon Genesis Evangelion Fan Fiction / Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Hentai / Drama / Comedy / Adventure / Action | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 04.01.2004 | Updated On: 04.22.2004 | Pages: 5 | Words: 3.4K | Visits: 1.8K | Status: Completed
The Adventures Jusenkyo Man:
All About Eva
By Lord Raa
Chapter 4
**********
Author's note: This chapter takes place after events that have yet to be finalised & posted. I do not know where this will fit in to the timeline of events yet, but you should know that things have happened to Ranma in the interim to cause an already OOC Ranma to act even stranger. Yes, even when compared to previous chapters.
Also the following section of this "epic tale" will contain jokes that are not suitable for younger readers. I am warning you all in advance that there is a reason for the "R" rating I gave this - it contains humour of an adult nature. That means references to sexual experience and all sorts of legally and/or morally dubious activities. That could mean profane language, plot holes, violence and/or sexual deviancy.
You're on your own from here on.
**********
Misato was happy. She had been given the task of protecting Shinji from harm, and it was a task she did not mind in the slightest. Especially as she had managed to trick the pilot into allowing her to keep an eye on him through out the day.
Shinji had not been too thrilled about the zeal with which Misato had taken to her task. While he liked Misato and her company, he was used to being left alone for long periods of time. Unsurprisingly, he was unused to the close proximity of Misato for long periods of time.
Her policy of keeping Shinji in sight at all times was particularly worrying, not to mention embarrassing for any male of his age. Though he had to admit that the hugs at night did comfort him in the wake of the Evangelion induced nightmares.
But Shinji's school denied Katsuragi access to him except during an emergency, stating that her presence would prove to be a disruption. Even after that Misato had snuck into Shinji's class disguised as a student, "just to be sure that no one would try to hurt Nerv's best pilot".
It was a good plan while it lasted, at least from the view of Touji and Kensuke. Misato had borrowed one of Rei's school uniforms, and so was camouflaged from the teacher.
Unfortunately, it was when she declared herself to be Shinji's girlfriend in an attempt to fend off the girls in the class that the jiggle was up.
Kensuke was glad he had his camera on him that day. He went on to make a lot of money from the sales of that tape.
Shinji had just held his face in his hands as he watched Nerv's tactical operations officer nearly get into a fistfight with a bunch of love struck schoolgirls.
It was at this point that Rei reaffirmed her commitment to Shinji's wellbeing by offering to keep watch of him during school hours.
Misato was about to protest when Shinji insisted that he would be fine under Rei's protection.
Rei misheard this. She heard "I'll be fine under Ayanami-san." After the fifth Angel, Rei had taken it upon herself to do an investigation into human behaviour. For better or worse, Rei's research had included the perusal of some adult material, so that when she heard the words "I'll be fine under Ayanami-san", a stream of images entered her mind. Images that were leading to ideas that were looking better and better the more she thought about them.
'Ikari-kun seems a bit skittish. Perhaps it would be a good idea to tie him to the bed to stop him from running away,' she considered. Had it been anybody else, there would have been signs of daydreaming.
Misato begrudgingly left the school grounds, but only after demanding a hug from Shinji, to "get her through the rest of the day".
"Misato-san, what are you doing?" Shinji squeaked out.
"Just checking for any wounds or bruises," Misato answered with a grin. "I do care about you, Shin-chan."
"I care about you too, Misato-san," Shinji replied, not knowing the chain of events he was setting into motion.
Misato's smile faded as she remembered that she was being forced to leave Shinji behind. "I'll see you later, Shin-chan."
"Farewell Captain Katsuragi," Rei tried to shoo the older woman away from Shinji.
Misato's frown at the blue haired girl turned into a smile as she remembered that tonight was Shinji's bath night.
"Catch you later, Shin-chan."
**********
After school, Shinji found himself cleaning the in apartment's kitchen.
"Damn, this floor is filthy," he grumbled.
"Sorry Shinji, you know what my job's like. I never really had the chance to keep the place clean," Misato apologised for the state of her residence, but not for ogling Shinji's posterior.
Shinji shivered as he felt her eyes caress his behind.
Misato nearly drooled as she saw the muscles in his buttocks clench involuntarily. 'So cute, must rub them to bring out the shine.' "Shinji, seeing as you're by the fridge, would you be a darling and get me a beer?"
Shinji frowned. "Misato, it's not even dark and you're drinking?"
Misato winced at the disappointment in the young Ikari's voice. "But beer..." she protested weakly.
"Misato you drink too much."
The purple haired woman looked at Shinji strangely.
"I don't want to see you hurt," Shinji explained when he interpreted the look he was receiving.
Misato's vision was filled with hearts and falling cherry blossoms as she realised that Shinji cared for _her_. Not about trying to get her in bed, but her as a person.
"Let's go for a walk, Misato. Some fresh air will do us good."
Misato nodded. "Yes, a romantic walk in the park's a great idea, Shinji."
Shinji stood up. "Let's get changed and we can go."
Misato rushed to her room. 'What do I wear for my date with Shin-chan?' she asked herself as she rooted through her closet. 'Something sexy or casual? Should I go for heels? I don't want to tower over him.'
Five minutes later Shinji knocked on her door.
"Misato-san? Are you ready?"
"Yep, just gotta put my shoes on," she replied through the door.
When she stepped out, she gave Shinji a twirl. "You like?"
Shinji nodded as he took in the tight-fitting shirt and... "Misato-san?"
"Yeah, Shin-chan?"
"I think you forgot something," Shinji pointed to her lack of lower garments.
"Oops, silly me." Misato turned around and bent over to pick up her jogging bottoms, giving Shinji a great view of her G-string clad ass.
Realising that he was staring, Shinji quickly turned away. "Misato-san, you shouldn't do things like that."
Misato smiled. "Why? Am I going to get you excited?"
Shinji's response was to blush even more.
"Let's go Shinji, I've a good feeling about this evening."
**********
Out on their walk, Misato was in the process of feeling Shinji up good when a man shouted at the pair of them.
"Hey lady, how about spending some time with a real man?"
Shinji looked at the man in question. "Leave her alone."
"Piss off back home, kid. I'm trying to score here."
Misato stepped back. "Find someone else, pal."
The man was under the impression that Misato was playing hard to get and grabbed her wrist. "Don't be that way babe, I know just the place."
Shinji didn't like where this was going. Leaping into action, he kicked the man in the balls and went for a Three Stooges eye poke. Seeing the man fall to the ground in pain, he took Misato's hand and pulled her away from the scene of the crime.
"Quick Misato!"
Misato was unable to think for herself and followed Shinji to the nearest coffee shop.
"Are you ok, Misato-san?" Shinji asked, concern etched on his face.
Having had her brain calm down and take stock of the situation, Misato nodded. "Hold me Shinji," she requested in a quiet voice.
Not knowing what else to do, Shinji did as asked. Trying to calm Misato down, he stroked her hair as he spoke what he hoped were soothing words.
As he finished up, Misato kissed him on the lips as a thank you.
"M-misato-san?"
"You deserve a _lot_ more than that, Shinji."
"Captain Katsuragi."
The embracing pair turned to the new voice.
"Ayanami-san?"
"Ikari-kun, how are you feeling?"
"Shinji feels great, especially here," Misato answered, tracing patterns on the boy's stomach.
"There you are, you little cocksucker!"
"Oh shit!" Misato exclaimed.
"I'll make sure that you suffer, cocktease. Oooh, jailbait too."
Shinji stepped in between his friends and the violent looking man. "I won't let you hurt my friends."
"Big words from a little boy. Let's see how brave you really are." He pulled out a knife and waved it around showing all that he meant business.
Shinji gulped. 'I mustn't run away.'
Grabbing a nearby tray, Shinji held it like a shield.
Ready to deflect a slash, he circled the criminal slowly, trying to think of the best way out of this situation.
Rei surreptitiously picked up a saucer. "Ikari-kun, duck!"
Shinji dove to his right, to avoid a lung penetrating thrust at the correct moment as the piece of crockery spun through the air like a frisbee and struck the man bridge of the nose, right between the eyes.
Reacting with a speed that belied his non-combatant status in everyday life, Shinji used the tray as a club. Bringing it down on the knife hand, he managed to disarm his opponent.
"You fuckers!" the man shouted as he stood back up. "I'll kill you all and rape your still warm bodies!"
This was too much for Shinji to hear.
Arming himself with the newly freed blade, he charged the man and aimed to puncture the jugular. Shinji stabbed the man with enough force to break the blade.
"No one threatens my friends like that," he stated defiantly to the bleeding man. "No one on Earth."
As the adrenalin left his system, Shinji looked at what was making his hand sticky.
"What have I done?" he asked rhetorically as he sank to his knees.
"S-shinji?" Misato asked hesitantly.
"Ikari-kun?" Rei asked as the police arrived on the scene.
"Nobody move!" the first one through the door ordered. "What's going on here?"
Rei turned to the uniformed officer. "This man threatened us with this knife," she pointed to the damaged weapon on the floor. "Ikari-kun saved us by killing him in self defence."
"Who are you?"
"I am Rei Ayanami, that is Captain Katsuragi and he is Shinji Ikari. We are with Nerv."
The second cop looked at the crimson eyed girl suspiciously. "Really?"
"I have my ID card with me, if you require proof."
"I do. Empty your bag on the table, slowly."
Rei did as ordered, sliding the pass to the policeman.
"Nerv huh? That still doesn't mean that you can get away with murder."
Shinji started to sob as the enormity of what he'd done sank in. "I killed someone."
Misato took charge of the situation. "Right, I'm reaching into my bag for my phone. I'm going to call Section 2. We will get everything sorted out."
As Misato speed dialled the Section 2 emergency number, Rei sat next to Shinji and tried to comfort the sobbing boy.
"Ikari-kun, you should not have risked your life for us. You are too important to risk in a knife fight." Rei's words, while true were not the correct thing to say to someone who has just taken a life.
Moments later, a car driven by plain clothes detectives pulled up out side.
"What's going on here?" the lead man asked.
"Apparently the boy killed this man," the first cop answered.
"That's right," a waitress confirmed. "But that man started it. He started waving the knife around, but the kid wouldn't have it and saved us all." The witnessing waitress seemed impressed by Shinji's selfless nature.
The lead detective nodded. "Right. We'll take it from here, Officer."
*********
Shinji sat handcuffed in the interview room at the police station. The remorse on his face was there for all to see. He did not want to leave Misato to fend for herself, yet he had said nothing to weasel his way out of the murder charge.
The detective in charge of the investigation entered the room.
"Shinji Ikari?"
"Yes sir?" the pilot responded in his usual timid voice.
"It has been decided that we're dropping the charges. We have witnesses and security camera footage that confirm that you acted in self-defence."
Shinji was shocked. "I'm free to go?"
"Yes."
"But I killed a man!"
"You killed a man that threatened two of your friends that happen to vital in to the survival of the human race," Detective Sanada corrected. "Are you going to go around killing people?"
"No! Of course not," Shinji insisted truthfully.
"Then I don't see the problem, Shinji. Look, even if there wasn't political pressure, I'd be tempted to let you go. Just try to control your rage when you're out in public."
"I will sir," Shinji looked up.
"And give me a call when you turn 18," the policeman winked at Shinji.
Before Shinji could decipher the meaning of the cop's words, Misato and Rei burst in.
"Ikari-kun does not participate in gay bum sex, Detective," Rei insisted.
Misato pressed Shinji's face into her cleavage and used the power of female suggestion, "breasts, Shin-chan, breasts. Remember you like jiggly bits not dangly parts."
Sanada was back footed by the sudden turn of events. "I was just joking, young lady."
Misato turned to the seemingly newly outed cop. "I don't care if you are joking or if you if you want to lick honey off his chest, you will stay away from Shinji Ikari!"
"Misato-san, can we go now?" Shinji was beginning to feel strange things now that Misato's nipple was poking him in the temple.
"Yes Shin-chan, let's go."
"Rei are you coming with us?" Shinji asked his schoolmate.
"No, I must speak with Commander Ikari about an important matter," Rei replied.
**********
When Shinji and Misato returned home, the captain asked her live in housekeeper how he felt.
"I don't know Misato-san. I mean I hate myself for ending a man's life, but the fact I was protecting you and Rei is making me feel, I don't know, kind of good. As if it was something I was meant to do," Shinji explained.
"What about my tits in your face?" Misato asked slyly.
"Well, it felt good, and I think I'd like to experience that again." Shinji paused. "I just said that out loud didn't I?"
"Yes," Misato confirmed. Noticing that he was massaging his wrists, she asked, "Are you hurt at all?"
"Yeah, I just don't like the idea of being restrained."
Misato's sex-starved mind started to work out role-play scenarios with this wild, untamed Shinji. "Oh yeah," she mumbled.
"Misato-san?"
"Yes Shinji-sama, do me doggy-style," Misato blurted out when the young man shook her gently to get her attention.
"M-misato-san, you're scaring me," Shinji confessed.
"I'm not scary, Shin-chan, I'm just lonely." Misato managed to sound slightly hurt as she explained.
"I'm sorry, Misa-" Shinji was cut off by another person's tongue in his mouth.
When Katsuragi broke to give the kissee a chance to breathe, she asked, "Just how sorry are you? If you're truly sorry, then you'd help relieve the loneliness."
Shinji sighed in defeat.
Luckily, he was saved from giving in to Misato's lusty urges right now by the knock on the door. Though a small part of him was frustrated by the interruption.
"Go away, we're busy," Misato shouted at the door.
There was more knocking.
"I said go away."
"I am here to see Ikari-kun," a monotone voice replied.
"Ayanami-san?"
"Ikari-kun, I am here to speak with you. May I come in?"
"Sure, Ayanami-san. I'll get the door, Misato."
Rei Ayanami stood at the door wearing a kimono that seemed to be barely closed.
"Good evening, Ikari-kun."
"Good evening, Ayanami-san. What did you want to talk about?"
"Yes, Rei. Why are you here?" Misato asked suspiciously.
"Misato, why are you so suspicious of Ayanami? It's not like she'll do something like Dr Akagi," Shinji pointed out.
Misato was about to concede to Shinji's point when Rei's kimono fell open.
"Oh dear," Rei deadpanned, "it seems that I have exposed myself to Ikari-kun."
**********
To be continued....
Thanks go out to Chi Vayne for pointing out various errors to me.
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All About Eva
By Lord Raa
Chapter 4
**********
Author's note: This chapter takes place after events that have yet to be finalised & posted. I do not know where this will fit in to the timeline of events yet, but you should know that things have happened to Ranma in the interim to cause an already OOC Ranma to act even stranger. Yes, even when compared to previous chapters.
Also the following section of this "epic tale" will contain jokes that are not suitable for younger readers. I am warning you all in advance that there is a reason for the "R" rating I gave this - it contains humour of an adult nature. That means references to sexual experience and all sorts of legally and/or morally dubious activities. That could mean profane language, plot holes, violence and/or sexual deviancy.
You're on your own from here on.
**********
Misato was happy. She had been given the task of protecting Shinji from harm, and it was a task she did not mind in the slightest. Especially as she had managed to trick the pilot into allowing her to keep an eye on him through out the day.
Shinji had not been too thrilled about the zeal with which Misato had taken to her task. While he liked Misato and her company, he was used to being left alone for long periods of time. Unsurprisingly, he was unused to the close proximity of Misato for long periods of time.
Her policy of keeping Shinji in sight at all times was particularly worrying, not to mention embarrassing for any male of his age. Though he had to admit that the hugs at night did comfort him in the wake of the Evangelion induced nightmares.
But Shinji's school denied Katsuragi access to him except during an emergency, stating that her presence would prove to be a disruption. Even after that Misato had snuck into Shinji's class disguised as a student, "just to be sure that no one would try to hurt Nerv's best pilot".
It was a good plan while it lasted, at least from the view of Touji and Kensuke. Misato had borrowed one of Rei's school uniforms, and so was camouflaged from the teacher.
Unfortunately, it was when she declared herself to be Shinji's girlfriend in an attempt to fend off the girls in the class that the jiggle was up.
Kensuke was glad he had his camera on him that day. He went on to make a lot of money from the sales of that tape.
Shinji had just held his face in his hands as he watched Nerv's tactical operations officer nearly get into a fistfight with a bunch of love struck schoolgirls.
It was at this point that Rei reaffirmed her commitment to Shinji's wellbeing by offering to keep watch of him during school hours.
Misato was about to protest when Shinji insisted that he would be fine under Rei's protection.
Rei misheard this. She heard "I'll be fine under Ayanami-san." After the fifth Angel, Rei had taken it upon herself to do an investigation into human behaviour. For better or worse, Rei's research had included the perusal of some adult material, so that when she heard the words "I'll be fine under Ayanami-san", a stream of images entered her mind. Images that were leading to ideas that were looking better and better the more she thought about them.
'Ikari-kun seems a bit skittish. Perhaps it would be a good idea to tie him to the bed to stop him from running away,' she considered. Had it been anybody else, there would have been signs of daydreaming.
Misato begrudgingly left the school grounds, but only after demanding a hug from Shinji, to "get her through the rest of the day".
"Misato-san, what are you doing?" Shinji squeaked out.
"Just checking for any wounds or bruises," Misato answered with a grin. "I do care about you, Shin-chan."
"I care about you too, Misato-san," Shinji replied, not knowing the chain of events he was setting into motion.
Misato's smile faded as she remembered that she was being forced to leave Shinji behind. "I'll see you later, Shin-chan."
"Farewell Captain Katsuragi," Rei tried to shoo the older woman away from Shinji.
Misato's frown at the blue haired girl turned into a smile as she remembered that tonight was Shinji's bath night.
"Catch you later, Shin-chan."
**********
After school, Shinji found himself cleaning the in apartment's kitchen.
"Damn, this floor is filthy," he grumbled.
"Sorry Shinji, you know what my job's like. I never really had the chance to keep the place clean," Misato apologised for the state of her residence, but not for ogling Shinji's posterior.
Shinji shivered as he felt her eyes caress his behind.
Misato nearly drooled as she saw the muscles in his buttocks clench involuntarily. 'So cute, must rub them to bring out the shine.' "Shinji, seeing as you're by the fridge, would you be a darling and get me a beer?"
Shinji frowned. "Misato, it's not even dark and you're drinking?"
Misato winced at the disappointment in the young Ikari's voice. "But beer..." she protested weakly.
"Misato you drink too much."
The purple haired woman looked at Shinji strangely.
"I don't want to see you hurt," Shinji explained when he interpreted the look he was receiving.
Misato's vision was filled with hearts and falling cherry blossoms as she realised that Shinji cared for _her_. Not about trying to get her in bed, but her as a person.
"Let's go for a walk, Misato. Some fresh air will do us good."
Misato nodded. "Yes, a romantic walk in the park's a great idea, Shinji."
Shinji stood up. "Let's get changed and we can go."
Misato rushed to her room. 'What do I wear for my date with Shin-chan?' she asked herself as she rooted through her closet. 'Something sexy or casual? Should I go for heels? I don't want to tower over him.'
Five minutes later Shinji knocked on her door.
"Misato-san? Are you ready?"
"Yep, just gotta put my shoes on," she replied through the door.
When she stepped out, she gave Shinji a twirl. "You like?"
Shinji nodded as he took in the tight-fitting shirt and... "Misato-san?"
"Yeah, Shin-chan?"
"I think you forgot something," Shinji pointed to her lack of lower garments.
"Oops, silly me." Misato turned around and bent over to pick up her jogging bottoms, giving Shinji a great view of her G-string clad ass.
Realising that he was staring, Shinji quickly turned away. "Misato-san, you shouldn't do things like that."
Misato smiled. "Why? Am I going to get you excited?"
Shinji's response was to blush even more.
"Let's go Shinji, I've a good feeling about this evening."
**********
Out on their walk, Misato was in the process of feeling Shinji up good when a man shouted at the pair of them.
"Hey lady, how about spending some time with a real man?"
Shinji looked at the man in question. "Leave her alone."
"Piss off back home, kid. I'm trying to score here."
Misato stepped back. "Find someone else, pal."
The man was under the impression that Misato was playing hard to get and grabbed her wrist. "Don't be that way babe, I know just the place."
Shinji didn't like where this was going. Leaping into action, he kicked the man in the balls and went for a Three Stooges eye poke. Seeing the man fall to the ground in pain, he took Misato's hand and pulled her away from the scene of the crime.
"Quick Misato!"
Misato was unable to think for herself and followed Shinji to the nearest coffee shop.
"Are you ok, Misato-san?" Shinji asked, concern etched on his face.
Having had her brain calm down and take stock of the situation, Misato nodded. "Hold me Shinji," she requested in a quiet voice.
Not knowing what else to do, Shinji did as asked. Trying to calm Misato down, he stroked her hair as he spoke what he hoped were soothing words.
As he finished up, Misato kissed him on the lips as a thank you.
"M-misato-san?"
"You deserve a _lot_ more than that, Shinji."
"Captain Katsuragi."
The embracing pair turned to the new voice.
"Ayanami-san?"
"Ikari-kun, how are you feeling?"
"Shinji feels great, especially here," Misato answered, tracing patterns on the boy's stomach.
"There you are, you little cocksucker!"
"Oh shit!" Misato exclaimed.
"I'll make sure that you suffer, cocktease. Oooh, jailbait too."
Shinji stepped in between his friends and the violent looking man. "I won't let you hurt my friends."
"Big words from a little boy. Let's see how brave you really are." He pulled out a knife and waved it around showing all that he meant business.
Shinji gulped. 'I mustn't run away.'
Grabbing a nearby tray, Shinji held it like a shield.
Ready to deflect a slash, he circled the criminal slowly, trying to think of the best way out of this situation.
Rei surreptitiously picked up a saucer. "Ikari-kun, duck!"
Shinji dove to his right, to avoid a lung penetrating thrust at the correct moment as the piece of crockery spun through the air like a frisbee and struck the man bridge of the nose, right between the eyes.
Reacting with a speed that belied his non-combatant status in everyday life, Shinji used the tray as a club. Bringing it down on the knife hand, he managed to disarm his opponent.
"You fuckers!" the man shouted as he stood back up. "I'll kill you all and rape your still warm bodies!"
This was too much for Shinji to hear.
Arming himself with the newly freed blade, he charged the man and aimed to puncture the jugular. Shinji stabbed the man with enough force to break the blade.
"No one threatens my friends like that," he stated defiantly to the bleeding man. "No one on Earth."
As the adrenalin left his system, Shinji looked at what was making his hand sticky.
"What have I done?" he asked rhetorically as he sank to his knees.
"S-shinji?" Misato asked hesitantly.
"Ikari-kun?" Rei asked as the police arrived on the scene.
"Nobody move!" the first one through the door ordered. "What's going on here?"
Rei turned to the uniformed officer. "This man threatened us with this knife," she pointed to the damaged weapon on the floor. "Ikari-kun saved us by killing him in self defence."
"Who are you?"
"I am Rei Ayanami, that is Captain Katsuragi and he is Shinji Ikari. We are with Nerv."
The second cop looked at the crimson eyed girl suspiciously. "Really?"
"I have my ID card with me, if you require proof."
"I do. Empty your bag on the table, slowly."
Rei did as ordered, sliding the pass to the policeman.
"Nerv huh? That still doesn't mean that you can get away with murder."
Shinji started to sob as the enormity of what he'd done sank in. "I killed someone."
Misato took charge of the situation. "Right, I'm reaching into my bag for my phone. I'm going to call Section 2. We will get everything sorted out."
As Misato speed dialled the Section 2 emergency number, Rei sat next to Shinji and tried to comfort the sobbing boy.
"Ikari-kun, you should not have risked your life for us. You are too important to risk in a knife fight." Rei's words, while true were not the correct thing to say to someone who has just taken a life.
Moments later, a car driven by plain clothes detectives pulled up out side.
"What's going on here?" the lead man asked.
"Apparently the boy killed this man," the first cop answered.
"That's right," a waitress confirmed. "But that man started it. He started waving the knife around, but the kid wouldn't have it and saved us all." The witnessing waitress seemed impressed by Shinji's selfless nature.
The lead detective nodded. "Right. We'll take it from here, Officer."
*********
Shinji sat handcuffed in the interview room at the police station. The remorse on his face was there for all to see. He did not want to leave Misato to fend for herself, yet he had said nothing to weasel his way out of the murder charge.
The detective in charge of the investigation entered the room.
"Shinji Ikari?"
"Yes sir?" the pilot responded in his usual timid voice.
"It has been decided that we're dropping the charges. We have witnesses and security camera footage that confirm that you acted in self-defence."
Shinji was shocked. "I'm free to go?"
"Yes."
"But I killed a man!"
"You killed a man that threatened two of your friends that happen to vital in to the survival of the human race," Detective Sanada corrected. "Are you going to go around killing people?"
"No! Of course not," Shinji insisted truthfully.
"Then I don't see the problem, Shinji. Look, even if there wasn't political pressure, I'd be tempted to let you go. Just try to control your rage when you're out in public."
"I will sir," Shinji looked up.
"And give me a call when you turn 18," the policeman winked at Shinji.
Before Shinji could decipher the meaning of the cop's words, Misato and Rei burst in.
"Ikari-kun does not participate in gay bum sex, Detective," Rei insisted.
Misato pressed Shinji's face into her cleavage and used the power of female suggestion, "breasts, Shin-chan, breasts. Remember you like jiggly bits not dangly parts."
Sanada was back footed by the sudden turn of events. "I was just joking, young lady."
Misato turned to the seemingly newly outed cop. "I don't care if you are joking or if you if you want to lick honey off his chest, you will stay away from Shinji Ikari!"
"Misato-san, can we go now?" Shinji was beginning to feel strange things now that Misato's nipple was poking him in the temple.
"Yes Shin-chan, let's go."
"Rei are you coming with us?" Shinji asked his schoolmate.
"No, I must speak with Commander Ikari about an important matter," Rei replied.
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When Shinji and Misato returned home, the captain asked her live in housekeeper how he felt.
"I don't know Misato-san. I mean I hate myself for ending a man's life, but the fact I was protecting you and Rei is making me feel, I don't know, kind of good. As if it was something I was meant to do," Shinji explained.
"What about my tits in your face?" Misato asked slyly.
"Well, it felt good, and I think I'd like to experience that again." Shinji paused. "I just said that out loud didn't I?"
"Yes," Misato confirmed. Noticing that he was massaging his wrists, she asked, "Are you hurt at all?"
"Yeah, I just don't like the idea of being restrained."
Misato's sex-starved mind started to work out role-play scenarios with this wild, untamed Shinji. "Oh yeah," she mumbled.
"Misato-san?"
"Yes Shinji-sama, do me doggy-style," Misato blurted out when the young man shook her gently to get her attention.
"M-misato-san, you're scaring me," Shinji confessed.
"I'm not scary, Shin-chan, I'm just lonely." Misato managed to sound slightly hurt as she explained.
"I'm sorry, Misa-" Shinji was cut off by another person's tongue in his mouth.
When Katsuragi broke to give the kissee a chance to breathe, she asked, "Just how sorry are you? If you're truly sorry, then you'd help relieve the loneliness."
Shinji sighed in defeat.
Luckily, he was saved from giving in to Misato's lusty urges right now by the knock on the door. Though a small part of him was frustrated by the interruption.
"Go away, we're busy," Misato shouted at the door.
There was more knocking.
"I said go away."
"I am here to see Ikari-kun," a monotone voice replied.
"Ayanami-san?"
"Ikari-kun, I am here to speak with you. May I come in?"
"Sure, Ayanami-san. I'll get the door, Misato."
Rei Ayanami stood at the door wearing a kimono that seemed to be barely closed.
"Good evening, Ikari-kun."
"Good evening, Ayanami-san. What did you want to talk about?"
"Yes, Rei. Why are you here?" Misato asked suspiciously.
"Misato, why are you so suspicious of Ayanami? It's not like she'll do something like Dr Akagi," Shinji pointed out.
Misato was about to concede to Shinji's point when Rei's kimono fell open.
"Oh dear," Rei deadpanned, "it seems that I have exposed myself to Ikari-kun."
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To be continued....
Thanks go out to Chi Vayne for pointing out various errors to me.
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