Neon Genesis Evangelion Fan Fiction / Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction ❯ The Adventures of Jusenkyo Man: All About Eva ❯ Chapter 2
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By: Lord_Raa 
Anime/Manga: Neon Genesis Evangelion Fan Fiction / Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Hentai / Drama / Comedy / Adventure / Action | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 04.22.2004 | Pages: 5 | Words: 3.3K | Visits: 2.0K | Status: Completed
Anime/Manga: Neon Genesis Evangelion Fan Fiction / Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Hentai / Drama / Comedy / Adventure / Action | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 04.22.2004 | Pages: 5 | Words: 3.3K | Visits: 2.0K | Status: Completed
The Adventures Jusenkyo Man:
All About Eva
By Lord Raa
Part 2
**********
Author's note: This chapter takes place after events that have yet to be finalised & posted. I do not know where this will fit in to the timeline of events yet, but you should know that things have happened to Ranma in the interim to cause an already OOC Ranma to act even stranger. Yes, even when compared to previous chapters.
Also the following section of this "epic tale" will contain jokes that are not suitable for younger readers. I am warning you all in advance that there is a reason for the "R" rating I gave this - it contains humour of an adult nature. That means references to sexual experience and all sorts of legally and/or morally dubious activities. That could mean profane language, plot holes, violence and/or sexual deviancy.
You're on your own from here on.
But you should have realised that from the last chapter...
**********
"Oh, Shin-chan," Misato sing-songed as she placed her arms around Shinji's waist.
Shinji gulped. "M-misato-san, should you really be touching me like that?"
Misato rested her head on his shoulder, revelling in the nervous boy's scent. "Whatever do you mean, Shin-chan?"
"I believe that Ikari-kun is referring to the intimate contact you are initiating, Captain Katsuragi."
Misato mentally slapped herself for her momentary lapse of memory. 'I forgot that Rei was here.' "I'm not bothering you, am I Shinji?"
Shinji declined to comment. Well actually, he was frozen in position when he felt the purple haired woman trace the outline of his bikini zone.
"Shinji likes this," Misato spoke with a smirk.
"What leads you to that conclusion, Captain Katsuragi?" Rei asked, not having much in the way of life experience.
"This," Misato turned Shinji to face the pilot of Unit 00 and grinned lecherously.
Rei gasped.
Shinji defied human biology.
Breakfast merely announced its readiness.
The knock at the door gave Shinji a very good reason to escape from the hungry stare he was getting from Rei and the pleasant, yet creepy fondling he was receiving from Misato.
"I'll get it," the timid boy squeaked. He was somewhat surprised to see Maya Ibuki standing at the entrance. "Ibuki-san, what can I do for you?"
His question was met with a wide eyed blush from the bridge bunny.
'I guess that Shinji-kun is happy to see me,' Maya thought happily. "Uh, Shinji-kun, I'm happy to see you too, but I'm not the sort of girl that does it in public."
Shinji looked puzzled at the young officer. His eyes followed the path of her hand towards his groin.
"Ah!"
Leaping behind the door, Shinji willed the Earth to swallow him up,
Maya seemed a bit dazed and only responded to the fact that Shinji had moved when Misato and Rei came to the door to see who was rudely interrupting them.
"Oh, hello Misato. Rei, I wasn't expecting to see you here."
"Why are you here, Ibuki?" Misato spoke through gritted teeth.
"I came to check up on Shinji-kun. Why is Rei here?"
"I am here to protect Ikari-kun."
"From what?" Maya asked in a confused tone.
"I have seen several threats to pilot Ikari. His presence is necessary for the defeat of the Angels," Rei answered without blinking.
"Can we close the door? I'd rather not catch a cold," Misato's request was meant for Ibuki to leave more than a concern for her health. After all, if she fell ill, then Shinji would look after her.
Maya nodded. Stepping inside, she placed a hand on Shinji's chest to steady herself as she shed her shoes.
Misato growled. 'I thought I clearly marked Shinji out as my territory.'
Rei's left eye moved slightly. To the casual observer, it looked like the girl barely blinked; but to those that knew Rei, it was the equivalent of a full blown eye twitch. 'I must step up my protection for Ikari-kun.'
Maya merely asked Shinji if there was any chance she could have breakfast.
Shinji as always, was unable to refuse a request from a lady. Although there was this strange grinding sound that continued throughout the meal.
Misato gave her new boy-toy a saucy look, one calculated to infuriate Maya. "Shinji, if you, and Rei, are willing to wait 'til I've had a bath, I'll drive you to school."
Shinji managed to look embarrassed at the offer. "I don't want to put you out, Misato-san."
Shaking her head, Misato gave her response. "I told you that you could take advantage of everything here. Especially me."
Shinji nodded. 'Hang on a minute, she said everything but her. What's going on?'
"Shinji takes advantage of you?" Maya spluttered. Visions of animalistic lust now filled her mind's eye, only in Maya's version it was _her_ that enjoyed the young Ikari's attention.
"I wish," Misato commented. "I just said that out loud, didn't I?"
Maya and Shinji nodded in unison.
Rei looked on, not quite sure what to make of the whole situation. "Ikari-kun's behaviour has not given me the impression that he would do such a thing, Lt Ibuki."
Shinji held his head in his hands, as he wondered just when it was that his life became so messed up.
"Are you all right, Ikari-kun?" Rei asked.
"I'll be fine, Ayanami-san. Let's get to school before something strange happens."
Misato and Maya pouted. Then they recalled what was scheduled for after school - naked synchronisation tests. They looked at each other, hints of the possibilities showing in their eyes.
"I've got work to do, Misato. I'll see you and Shinji at the office."
Misato nodded as the visions of washing Shinji's back in the shower after the test entered her mind.
**********
At school, questions flew thick and fast.
Shinji was not terribly surprised by the identity of his inquisitors. Touji and Kensuke bombarded the timid boy with personal question about Katsuragi and what she wore to bed last night.
What did surprise him though, was when he saw Rei again towards the end of recess, was the evidence of a struggle.
"What happened Rei?"
"Some of the senior students they seem to think that I am trying to seduce you," Rei replied in a slightly confused tone.
"What? Why would they think that?" Shinji was just as puzzled as his new room mate.
"They are under impression that you and I are engaging in sexual relations."
"What brought this on?"
Rei finally sat down. "They asked why I am associating with you. I told them that it was my purpose to watch over you. They asked if it was all the time and I told them the truth - you are not within in my sight 24 hours a day."
Realisation dawned on Shinji as he noticed several girls looking at the pair of them. "You didn't tell them that you spent the night in my room, did you?"
Rei remained silent.
"You did, didn't you?"
"I fail to see why the truth would cause a problem."
Shinji felt like banging his head on the concrete. Before he could cause self-inflicted cranial trauma, his mobile rang.
"Hello?" he asked tentatively.
*Shinji! How're you doing?*
"Misato, why are you phoning me at school? Is there an emergency?"
*Can't I speak with my friend?*
"That's not what I meant, Misato-san! It's just that it's out of the blue."
"Hey Shinji!"
"Touji, Kensuke," Shinji greeted back.
*Not those idiots. What was that Ritsuko? Right. Shinji, I need you to come to Nerv headquarters, Ritsuko wants to examine you.*
"Why?" Shinji asked suspiciously.
*Some of the results from that blood test came back. Something seems "off".*
"That last time you said something was 'off' about me, I had an unpleasant experience," he pointed out.
*Don't worry about that, I'll be there to keep an eye on you.*
"Right, I'll excuse myself from school and see you there shortly."
*Later, babe.*
Shinji turned to Rei, "I'll be going to Nerv Headquarters. Dr Akagi and Misato want to talk about some blood test results."
"Will Dr Akagi examine you?"
"Yes, but Misato said that she'd be there."
"That is what causes me concern, Ikari-kun. Do you not recall what happened last night?" Rei asked.
"That's a bit paranoid, isn't it?" Shinji asked. "Tell you what, if you're that concerned, you can keep an eye on Dr Akagi."
"That was my plan." Rei's tone was a little disconcerting.
"Let's go then," Shinji gathered his things and walked in the direction of the school office.
**********
Shinji was a little confused by the sudden lack of seats on the train. Normally he'd have no trouble finding a place, but for some reason, a number of lonely women felt the need to use public transport.
The train's number of passengers decreased soon after Rei started to give the owners of roving hands death threats.
Arriving at Nerv headquarters, Misato ushered Shinji into the she infirmary, making sure to maximise torso to torso contact with the male pilot.
"What did Dr Akagi find, Misato-san?" Shinji tried to ignore the soft jiggly parts of Misato's body pressing up against him.
"Something about a hormonal imbalance."
Before Shinji could as Misato to explain more, they arrived at their destination.
Ritsuko looked up from her computer monitor. "Ah, Shinji. I've been looking forward to this meeting. Misato, you and Rei can wait outside."
"I will remain to keep watch over Ikari-kun," Rei stated, daring the blonde to argue with her.
"Like I'm going to allow my Shin-chan to be naked without me being in the room," Misato insisted.
"How did you know about the plans for Shinji to be naked?" Ritsuko blurted out.
"I've known you for too long, Ritsuko. Now what was it that you found in Shinji's blood?" Misato asked, her impatience growing.
Ritsuko glared at her before turning to Shinji. "Something is causing Shinji's body to produce pheromones. It's these pheromones that are...." Ritsuko trailed off as she found herself staring into Shinji's eyes.
"Is something wrong, Akagi-sensei?" Shinji asked, concern evident in his gentle voice.
"Must fellate Shinji."
"What?" Misato shrieked as she pulled the boy to her ample cleavage. "Get your own toy!"
"Captain Katsuragi is correct, Dr Akagi. You should look elsewhere for sexual release," Rei pointed out. "Captain, Ikari-kun is not a possession to be lorded over others. I will not allow _anybody_ to treat him like a commodity to be traded."
"R-Rei?" Shinji stammered.
"Yes, Ikari-kun?" Rei smiled at Shinji.
"Thank you, no-one has stood up for me before. It means a lot to me," Shinji spoke honestly, but was obviously embarrassed by his admission.
Rei's heart soared. 'I will make sure that Ikari-kun shows his gratitude in an appropriate manner.'
Ritsuko frowned. 'Damn freak is trying to steal Shinji from me. I know...' "Oh Shinji, can I ask a favour?"
"Yes Dr Akagi."
"First off, call me Ritsuko. Secondly, could I take a series of fluid samples from you? I need to them to see if the pheromones are transmitted and can be removed, or if they affect other animals." Ritsuko started to flutter her eyes at Shinji.
"Ritsuko-san, is there something in your eye?"
Misato laughed and pulled Shinji's face against her cleavage. "Hey, this is pretty nice."
Rei pulled Shinji away so that he could breathe. "Captain Katsuragi, this is the sort of behaviour I was referring to. Such actions endanger Ikari-kun."
Misato sobered up instantly.
Ritsuko rethought her plans for S&M.
Rei copped a discrete feel of Shinji's buttocks.
Shinji panicked and made a major tactical blunder. He reminded the lovely ladies that were groping him that they had a synchronisation test to perform. Whilst this doesn't look like a mistake that rivals poking a gorilla in the face with a broom on the surface, he forgot that this was a test that would be performed _naked_.
And now Rei was deciding to warm her hands in pockets.
Shinji's pockets.
It was showing the signs of being a LONG day for the young Ikari.
**********
Maya walked along the corridor, thinking about her romantic options. 'Shinji really is cute and kind, but what about Sempai? She's so smart and sexy.'
As she approached the Eva control room she made a decision.
"Shinji's throbbing manhood or Sempai's heaving bosom? I must have them both!" Maya's nose started to bleed as she considered making love to both Shinji and Ritsuko.
Her daydream was further fuelled by images on the closed circuit monitors. Shinji was making his way to the test chambers, doing his best to hide his surprise and embarrassment at a recent, and oddly localised, growth spurt.
**********
Rei saw Shinji's attempts to cover his modesty but did not really understand his hang ups about being naked. "Ikari-kun!"
Shinji turned to face the direction of the voice. "A-ayamani-san," he blushed, stammered and turned his face to look away from the blue haired pilot's slender body.
"Are you all right, Ikari-kun?"
"I'll be fine, Ayanami san. But aren't you bothered about being naked near a boy?"
"I have nothing to fear from you, Ikari-kun, we are under surveillance," she pointed out the cameras to Shinji.
"People can see me naked?" Shinji started to panic.
"Stay close to me, Ikari-kun. I will cover your body with mine."
"That's even worse, Ayanami-san!" Shinji insisted.
"How so?" Rei was not the sharpest tool in the shed when it came to human behaviour.
Shinji could not believe that Rei. "B-because..."
A voice sounded out over the PA system.
*Pilot Ikari, we are waiting for you. Now march your cute ass down to the chamber before we lose all patience with you.*
A threat was something Shinji recognised. He bowed his head in apology and rushed to the testing equipment.
Rei glared daggers at the monitor. 'I was this close to having Ikari-kun rub against my body.'
**********
Ritsuko in the control room laughed at the perceived impotence of the blue haired pilot.
Misato was unsure of what to feel. On one hand, Shinji was now in a place where they had better quality cameras. But the on the other, Shinji wasn't feeling too confident about himself.
'Best comfort poor Shin-chan when he gets home,' she thought with a smirk.
"Sempai, Shinji-kun is ready to begin the test."
"Thank you Maya. Begin the test."
**********
When the test had finished, Shinji was too exhausted to care about any spectators that might have been watching him on the CCTV system. Not that he remembered their presence.
Fumbling around for the shower controls, he shivered when the blast of cold water started to wash off the LCL from his tired body. He allowed the water to refresh himself slightly before actually turning to the task at hand, cleaning the unpleasant smelling liquid from his body.
"Shinji?"
"Who said that?" Shinji asked, his vision blocked by shampoo lather. "Misato-san?"
"Wanna go out when you're done?"
"Where?" Shinji asked having rinsed his face.
"To the nearest love hotel" was the first thought that entered her head. It was looking increasingly attractive to Nerv tactical operations officer as the steam cleared.
"To see the remains of the Angel you stopped."
Shinji stepped out of the shower stall and fell over in surprise when he saw Misato staring dreamily at him, a small amount of drool was trailed from the right side of her face.
Quickly grabbing a towel, he gave his answer to his guardian. "I'll be there, just give me a few minutes to get dressed."
"The clock is ticking," Misato acknowledged, but failed to move.
"Misato, I need some privacy."
"I know where we can find some privacy, Shin-chan." Misato rose to drag the pilot to the nearest broom cupboard.
"Misato-san, I'll catch a chill," Shinji protested.
"Don't worry, I know just the thing to warm you up," the look in Misato's eye suggested many fun things.
Misato grabbed Shinji and pulled him in for a lip lock that would have erased all resistance from him.
Would have, but Rei interrupted them. "Captain Katsuragi, Ikari-kun should be clothed now."
"No, you should piss off and let me and Shinji explore each other."
"I cannot approve of such actions, Captain Katsuragi."
"F-father!"
**********
To be continued?
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All About Eva
By Lord Raa
Part 2
**********
Author's note: This chapter takes place after events that have yet to be finalised & posted. I do not know where this will fit in to the timeline of events yet, but you should know that things have happened to Ranma in the interim to cause an already OOC Ranma to act even stranger. Yes, even when compared to previous chapters.
Also the following section of this "epic tale" will contain jokes that are not suitable for younger readers. I am warning you all in advance that there is a reason for the "R" rating I gave this - it contains humour of an adult nature. That means references to sexual experience and all sorts of legally and/or morally dubious activities. That could mean profane language, plot holes, violence and/or sexual deviancy.
You're on your own from here on.
But you should have realised that from the last chapter...
**********
"Oh, Shin-chan," Misato sing-songed as she placed her arms around Shinji's waist.
Shinji gulped. "M-misato-san, should you really be touching me like that?"
Misato rested her head on his shoulder, revelling in the nervous boy's scent. "Whatever do you mean, Shin-chan?"
"I believe that Ikari-kun is referring to the intimate contact you are initiating, Captain Katsuragi."
Misato mentally slapped herself for her momentary lapse of memory. 'I forgot that Rei was here.' "I'm not bothering you, am I Shinji?"
Shinji declined to comment. Well actually, he was frozen in position when he felt the purple haired woman trace the outline of his bikini zone.
"Shinji likes this," Misato spoke with a smirk.
"What leads you to that conclusion, Captain Katsuragi?" Rei asked, not having much in the way of life experience.
"This," Misato turned Shinji to face the pilot of Unit 00 and grinned lecherously.
Rei gasped.
Shinji defied human biology.
Breakfast merely announced its readiness.
The knock at the door gave Shinji a very good reason to escape from the hungry stare he was getting from Rei and the pleasant, yet creepy fondling he was receiving from Misato.
"I'll get it," the timid boy squeaked. He was somewhat surprised to see Maya Ibuki standing at the entrance. "Ibuki-san, what can I do for you?"
His question was met with a wide eyed blush from the bridge bunny.
'I guess that Shinji-kun is happy to see me,' Maya thought happily. "Uh, Shinji-kun, I'm happy to see you too, but I'm not the sort of girl that does it in public."
Shinji looked puzzled at the young officer. His eyes followed the path of her hand towards his groin.
"Ah!"
Leaping behind the door, Shinji willed the Earth to swallow him up,
Maya seemed a bit dazed and only responded to the fact that Shinji had moved when Misato and Rei came to the door to see who was rudely interrupting them.
"Oh, hello Misato. Rei, I wasn't expecting to see you here."
"Why are you here, Ibuki?" Misato spoke through gritted teeth.
"I came to check up on Shinji-kun. Why is Rei here?"
"I am here to protect Ikari-kun."
"From what?" Maya asked in a confused tone.
"I have seen several threats to pilot Ikari. His presence is necessary for the defeat of the Angels," Rei answered without blinking.
"Can we close the door? I'd rather not catch a cold," Misato's request was meant for Ibuki to leave more than a concern for her health. After all, if she fell ill, then Shinji would look after her.
Maya nodded. Stepping inside, she placed a hand on Shinji's chest to steady herself as she shed her shoes.
Misato growled. 'I thought I clearly marked Shinji out as my territory.'
Rei's left eye moved slightly. To the casual observer, it looked like the girl barely blinked; but to those that knew Rei, it was the equivalent of a full blown eye twitch. 'I must step up my protection for Ikari-kun.'
Maya merely asked Shinji if there was any chance she could have breakfast.
Shinji as always, was unable to refuse a request from a lady. Although there was this strange grinding sound that continued throughout the meal.
Misato gave her new boy-toy a saucy look, one calculated to infuriate Maya. "Shinji, if you, and Rei, are willing to wait 'til I've had a bath, I'll drive you to school."
Shinji managed to look embarrassed at the offer. "I don't want to put you out, Misato-san."
Shaking her head, Misato gave her response. "I told you that you could take advantage of everything here. Especially me."
Shinji nodded. 'Hang on a minute, she said everything but her. What's going on?'
"Shinji takes advantage of you?" Maya spluttered. Visions of animalistic lust now filled her mind's eye, only in Maya's version it was _her_ that enjoyed the young Ikari's attention.
"I wish," Misato commented. "I just said that out loud, didn't I?"
Maya and Shinji nodded in unison.
Rei looked on, not quite sure what to make of the whole situation. "Ikari-kun's behaviour has not given me the impression that he would do such a thing, Lt Ibuki."
Shinji held his head in his hands, as he wondered just when it was that his life became so messed up.
"Are you all right, Ikari-kun?" Rei asked.
"I'll be fine, Ayanami-san. Let's get to school before something strange happens."
Misato and Maya pouted. Then they recalled what was scheduled for after school - naked synchronisation tests. They looked at each other, hints of the possibilities showing in their eyes.
"I've got work to do, Misato. I'll see you and Shinji at the office."
Misato nodded as the visions of washing Shinji's back in the shower after the test entered her mind.
**********
At school, questions flew thick and fast.
Shinji was not terribly surprised by the identity of his inquisitors. Touji and Kensuke bombarded the timid boy with personal question about Katsuragi and what she wore to bed last night.
What did surprise him though, was when he saw Rei again towards the end of recess, was the evidence of a struggle.
"What happened Rei?"
"Some of the senior students they seem to think that I am trying to seduce you," Rei replied in a slightly confused tone.
"What? Why would they think that?" Shinji was just as puzzled as his new room mate.
"They are under impression that you and I are engaging in sexual relations."
"What brought this on?"
Rei finally sat down. "They asked why I am associating with you. I told them that it was my purpose to watch over you. They asked if it was all the time and I told them the truth - you are not within in my sight 24 hours a day."
Realisation dawned on Shinji as he noticed several girls looking at the pair of them. "You didn't tell them that you spent the night in my room, did you?"
Rei remained silent.
"You did, didn't you?"
"I fail to see why the truth would cause a problem."
Shinji felt like banging his head on the concrete. Before he could cause self-inflicted cranial trauma, his mobile rang.
"Hello?" he asked tentatively.
*Shinji! How're you doing?*
"Misato, why are you phoning me at school? Is there an emergency?"
*Can't I speak with my friend?*
"That's not what I meant, Misato-san! It's just that it's out of the blue."
"Hey Shinji!"
"Touji, Kensuke," Shinji greeted back.
*Not those idiots. What was that Ritsuko? Right. Shinji, I need you to come to Nerv headquarters, Ritsuko wants to examine you.*
"Why?" Shinji asked suspiciously.
*Some of the results from that blood test came back. Something seems "off".*
"That last time you said something was 'off' about me, I had an unpleasant experience," he pointed out.
*Don't worry about that, I'll be there to keep an eye on you.*
"Right, I'll excuse myself from school and see you there shortly."
*Later, babe.*
Shinji turned to Rei, "I'll be going to Nerv Headquarters. Dr Akagi and Misato want to talk about some blood test results."
"Will Dr Akagi examine you?"
"Yes, but Misato said that she'd be there."
"That is what causes me concern, Ikari-kun. Do you not recall what happened last night?" Rei asked.
"That's a bit paranoid, isn't it?" Shinji asked. "Tell you what, if you're that concerned, you can keep an eye on Dr Akagi."
"That was my plan." Rei's tone was a little disconcerting.
"Let's go then," Shinji gathered his things and walked in the direction of the school office.
**********
Shinji was a little confused by the sudden lack of seats on the train. Normally he'd have no trouble finding a place, but for some reason, a number of lonely women felt the need to use public transport.
The train's number of passengers decreased soon after Rei started to give the owners of roving hands death threats.
Arriving at Nerv headquarters, Misato ushered Shinji into the she infirmary, making sure to maximise torso to torso contact with the male pilot.
"What did Dr Akagi find, Misato-san?" Shinji tried to ignore the soft jiggly parts of Misato's body pressing up against him.
"Something about a hormonal imbalance."
Before Shinji could as Misato to explain more, they arrived at their destination.
Ritsuko looked up from her computer monitor. "Ah, Shinji. I've been looking forward to this meeting. Misato, you and Rei can wait outside."
"I will remain to keep watch over Ikari-kun," Rei stated, daring the blonde to argue with her.
"Like I'm going to allow my Shin-chan to be naked without me being in the room," Misato insisted.
"How did you know about the plans for Shinji to be naked?" Ritsuko blurted out.
"I've known you for too long, Ritsuko. Now what was it that you found in Shinji's blood?" Misato asked, her impatience growing.
Ritsuko glared at her before turning to Shinji. "Something is causing Shinji's body to produce pheromones. It's these pheromones that are...." Ritsuko trailed off as she found herself staring into Shinji's eyes.
"Is something wrong, Akagi-sensei?" Shinji asked, concern evident in his gentle voice.
"Must fellate Shinji."
"What?" Misato shrieked as she pulled the boy to her ample cleavage. "Get your own toy!"
"Captain Katsuragi is correct, Dr Akagi. You should look elsewhere for sexual release," Rei pointed out. "Captain, Ikari-kun is not a possession to be lorded over others. I will not allow _anybody_ to treat him like a commodity to be traded."
"R-Rei?" Shinji stammered.
"Yes, Ikari-kun?" Rei smiled at Shinji.
"Thank you, no-one has stood up for me before. It means a lot to me," Shinji spoke honestly, but was obviously embarrassed by his admission.
Rei's heart soared. 'I will make sure that Ikari-kun shows his gratitude in an appropriate manner.'
Ritsuko frowned. 'Damn freak is trying to steal Shinji from me. I know...' "Oh Shinji, can I ask a favour?"
"Yes Dr Akagi."
"First off, call me Ritsuko. Secondly, could I take a series of fluid samples from you? I need to them to see if the pheromones are transmitted and can be removed, or if they affect other animals." Ritsuko started to flutter her eyes at Shinji.
"Ritsuko-san, is there something in your eye?"
Misato laughed and pulled Shinji's face against her cleavage. "Hey, this is pretty nice."
Rei pulled Shinji away so that he could breathe. "Captain Katsuragi, this is the sort of behaviour I was referring to. Such actions endanger Ikari-kun."
Misato sobered up instantly.
Ritsuko rethought her plans for S&M.
Rei copped a discrete feel of Shinji's buttocks.
Shinji panicked and made a major tactical blunder. He reminded the lovely ladies that were groping him that they had a synchronisation test to perform. Whilst this doesn't look like a mistake that rivals poking a gorilla in the face with a broom on the surface, he forgot that this was a test that would be performed _naked_.
And now Rei was deciding to warm her hands in pockets.
Shinji's pockets.
It was showing the signs of being a LONG day for the young Ikari.
**********
Maya walked along the corridor, thinking about her romantic options. 'Shinji really is cute and kind, but what about Sempai? She's so smart and sexy.'
As she approached the Eva control room she made a decision.
"Shinji's throbbing manhood or Sempai's heaving bosom? I must have them both!" Maya's nose started to bleed as she considered making love to both Shinji and Ritsuko.
Her daydream was further fuelled by images on the closed circuit monitors. Shinji was making his way to the test chambers, doing his best to hide his surprise and embarrassment at a recent, and oddly localised, growth spurt.
**********
Rei saw Shinji's attempts to cover his modesty but did not really understand his hang ups about being naked. "Ikari-kun!"
Shinji turned to face the direction of the voice. "A-ayamani-san," he blushed, stammered and turned his face to look away from the blue haired pilot's slender body.
"Are you all right, Ikari-kun?"
"I'll be fine, Ayanami san. But aren't you bothered about being naked near a boy?"
"I have nothing to fear from you, Ikari-kun, we are under surveillance," she pointed out the cameras to Shinji.
"People can see me naked?" Shinji started to panic.
"Stay close to me, Ikari-kun. I will cover your body with mine."
"That's even worse, Ayanami-san!" Shinji insisted.
"How so?" Rei was not the sharpest tool in the shed when it came to human behaviour.
Shinji could not believe that Rei. "B-because..."
A voice sounded out over the PA system.
*Pilot Ikari, we are waiting for you. Now march your cute ass down to the chamber before we lose all patience with you.*
A threat was something Shinji recognised. He bowed his head in apology and rushed to the testing equipment.
Rei glared daggers at the monitor. 'I was this close to having Ikari-kun rub against my body.'
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Ritsuko in the control room laughed at the perceived impotence of the blue haired pilot.
Misato was unsure of what to feel. On one hand, Shinji was now in a place where they had better quality cameras. But the on the other, Shinji wasn't feeling too confident about himself.
'Best comfort poor Shin-chan when he gets home,' she thought with a smirk.
"Sempai, Shinji-kun is ready to begin the test."
"Thank you Maya. Begin the test."
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When the test had finished, Shinji was too exhausted to care about any spectators that might have been watching him on the CCTV system. Not that he remembered their presence.
Fumbling around for the shower controls, he shivered when the blast of cold water started to wash off the LCL from his tired body. He allowed the water to refresh himself slightly before actually turning to the task at hand, cleaning the unpleasant smelling liquid from his body.
"Shinji?"
"Who said that?" Shinji asked, his vision blocked by shampoo lather. "Misato-san?"
"Wanna go out when you're done?"
"Where?" Shinji asked having rinsed his face.
"To the nearest love hotel" was the first thought that entered her head. It was looking increasingly attractive to Nerv tactical operations officer as the steam cleared.
"To see the remains of the Angel you stopped."
Shinji stepped out of the shower stall and fell over in surprise when he saw Misato staring dreamily at him, a small amount of drool was trailed from the right side of her face.
Quickly grabbing a towel, he gave his answer to his guardian. "I'll be there, just give me a few minutes to get dressed."
"The clock is ticking," Misato acknowledged, but failed to move.
"Misato, I need some privacy."
"I know where we can find some privacy, Shin-chan." Misato rose to drag the pilot to the nearest broom cupboard.
"Misato-san, I'll catch a chill," Shinji protested.
"Don't worry, I know just the thing to warm you up," the look in Misato's eye suggested many fun things.
Misato grabbed Shinji and pulled him in for a lip lock that would have erased all resistance from him.
Would have, but Rei interrupted them. "Captain Katsuragi, Ikari-kun should be clothed now."
"No, you should piss off and let me and Shinji explore each other."
"I cannot approve of such actions, Captain Katsuragi."
"F-father!"
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