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Tuxedo Mask Dies

By Tama-chan

Disclaimer-Lots O Violence and don't own any of the anime

One day Darien's walking in the park, and he sees Serena. So as he says hello and she runs away. So he of course runs after her. " Yo, what's up meat ball head?" he said.

"What do you mean, what's wrong? Everything is wrong. Why couldn't you tell me?" Serena said.

"Tell you what?"

"Uhh…. Darien I know!!!! Ok so just come out with it and admit! He told me EVERYTHING !!!!"

"I still have no idea what your talking about baka!!!"

"Well here let me spell it out for you…..Y O U R G A Y!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I know your boyfriend came and told me everything!!!!! I hate your Darien !!"Then Darien turned sheet white, and he felt as if the world was going to swallow him whole.

"Why do you think I'm gay! I love you, you bitch! I even bought you a ring, and kinda sorta proposed to you!!!"

And Serena replied " Darien, I've always kinda thought you were gay! You say the fruitiest lines, like there's a new transformation!!! And rini doesn't look like you! And you wear a purple tux in the future! Uh , I hate you Darien!!!" and she runs off!! So he continues to walk on. And he gets to thinking, and he decided it must be the nega verse that brain washed Serena into believing he was gay! So he transforms to go to Serena's house to save her. So he gets there and all the scouts are there and transformed.

" Oh, good you guys figured out that the nega verse is behind this!"

Then Serena speaks " Darien, I can't live with out you! But you defiled my good name, so I can't be with you any more. So I'm sorry but I'm going to have to kill you!"

" What the f**k! Listen Serena, I told you I'm not gay, whoever said that is a liar!!!"

" Oh really, I'm a liar" said a figure in the shadows. The figure slowly came forward into the light to revel himself as Kaworu Nagisa!!!!

" Darien, what did you think you did all that time you were dead? You were with me, we were lovers!!! You made sweet love to me all day long!!!" then all the scout started to get sick, and vomit.

" You're a liar!" Darien said.

"Oh really then how do I know, you have a cute little heart shaped mole on your bottom?!?!" Kaworu said . Then Darien shut up, and then he knew it was true! He was gay!

" So that's what all those strange urges I had were?!?!" so Serena starts crying, and Darien says he wants to die!

" Well I can make that a reality for your!" said a large shadow. And out of that shadow pop out EVA unit one. "I knew you cheated on me, you bitch. But I`m never going to let you go !" Shinji said. And he then picked up Darien and ran with him. So they all proceeded to chase Shinji because they wanted the right to kill Darien! So the EVA finally stops and Shinji starts squeezing Darien, and he then pops his head off and his body spatters all over everyone below. Then Kaworu, proclaims he loves Shinji. And he explains that was a test from the great will of the macrocosim .

"And now that you passed, I will be reinstated into this world." So they decide to get married. They head off to Las Vegas to get married at Pen Pen's brothel/ love chapel.

So Sailor Moon is sitting there all depressed , when some one comes up and sits up next to her.

" I knew you two would never make it! He was such a loser. Right, odango ?" then she looks up and see Seiya. " I felt your love for him dissipate, so I came as soon as I could. Would I be an acceptable for you odango?" then Serena jumps into her arms, and ask her to never leave her again. They went to back to Seiya's land and a miracle happened three years later, Serena gave birth to Rini ( told ya she wasn't Darien's!!!!!!). And the moral of the story is everyone is happy with Darien dead!

The end!!!!