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Angels Exist

An Eva Songfic

Disclaimers: I don't own Eva or the song "Aliens Exist." Damn. ::walks away grumbling

Mana: Josh!!

Josh: What, Mana?

Mana: Is Tabris-kun going to show up?

Josh: I guess....

Mana: He'd better show. You know why?.......

Mana and all the Eva girls: *CAUSE HE'S HOT!!!*

Josh: ::huge sweatdrop::

Shinji: What, I'm not hot?

Asuka: Mein Gott, NO!!!!

Josh: Asuka, settle down. EVERYONE!!!!!! LET'S GO!! PLACES!!!!!!

::They all exit in various directions at high speed::

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[We see three dark shapes on a stage. A spotlight flashes on and illuminates the center shape. It's Shinji. With an electric guitar]

Shinji: You guys ready?

Toji and Kensuke: Yep.

[Another spotlight flashes on and we see Toji and Kensuke. Ken is on Drums and Toji is on bass guitar]

Shinji: Let's rock then. HERE WE GO!!!!!!

::guitar intro::

*Hey mom, there's something in the backroom

Hope it's not the creatures from above *

[We see flashes of Sachiel, Sahaqiel, and Leliel]

*You used to read me stories,

as if my dreams were boring

we all know conspiracies are dumb*

[images of Gendo, Kaji, and the SEELE monoliths flash]

*What if people knew that these are real

I'd leave my closet door open all night *

[we see the makeout closet in Mana's house]

*I know that Section Two would say

What you hear is all hearsay *

[Tall guys in black suits run across the stage after Young Rei]

*I wish someone would tell me what was right *

[We see the screwed up Unit 00s in the Eva Graveyard. They are playing poker with S2 organs as chips]

*Up all night long

and there's something very wrong *

[we hear noises from Mana's makeout closet. Scary ones.]

*And I know it must be late

been gone since yesterday *

[clips of Shinji riding the subway randomly flash on a huge screen behind the band]

*I'm not like you guys

I'm not like you *

[we see various random characters with no name from Shinji's class. They'd be referred to as NPC's]

*I am still a skeptic, yes you know me *

[Pics of Kensuke with his camera flash on the huge screen from earlier]

*been best friends and will be till we die *

[we see Shinji, Toji, and Kensuke doing various things that make sense for guys their age]

*I got an injection

of fear from the abduction *

[a syringe and pictures of Leliel flash on the big screen]

*My best friend thinks I'm just telling lies

alright *

[we see Toji and Kensuke staring skeptically into the camera]

*Up all night long

and there's something very wrong *

[we see Misato staring at an answering machine with tears in her eyes. We can't tell if she was laughing or crying]

*And I know it must be late *

[we see Asuka and Shinji sitting up restlessly on the split screen, one late night]

*Been gone since yesterday

I'm not like you guys

I'm not like you *

[various people flash. They are people Shinji isn't like]

*Dark and scary, ordinary*

[we see Bardiel, and then Kaworu]

*Explanation, information *

[we see Ritsuko revealing the secrets of NERV to Shinji and Misato]

*Nice to know ya, paranoia *

[Evil Section Two agents run across the stage again, this time chasing after young Shinji and young Asuka]

*Where's my mother, Gendo father *

[flash to pics of Yui, and then Gendo on the big screen]

*Up all night long

and there's something very wrong *

[big alert hexagons flash on the control room screens]

*And I know it must be late

been gone since yesterday *

[Shinji rides the rails again]

*I'm not like you guys *

[Flash through the Angels, lingering on Tabris]

*Twelve majestic lies *

[Flash through Asuka, Hikari, Toji, Kensuke, Misato, Gendo, Ritsuko, Maya, Aoba, Rei, Makoto, and Yui]

::last note echoes and slowly dies. The spotlights fade out::

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Josh: Well, Mana?

Mana: Good, Tabris-kun showed up. Why'd you put my makeout closet in, though.

Josh: ::shrugs:: It seemed to fit the requirements for "leave my closet door open all night" and "There's something very wrong."

Mana: grrr...........

Josh: Chill, Mana. Just chill. Thanks Folks!!! See Ya later!!!

Author's Notes: Mana is a friend of mine. I hope she forgives me for the use of her makeout closet for this songfic. If not, it's a good thing she lives five states away from me. Heh. See ya later, and don't EVER, let Mana drag you into the makeout closet. It's a scary thing people. BYE!!!!!!!!!