Neon Genesis Evangelion Fan Fiction ❯ Evangelion: part Deux ❯ No Need for Living Arangements ( Chapter 2 )

Chapter 2 is here! Annya and Asuka face off, Kaji gets a nosebleed, and Shinji daydreams. And…who is Drunken Master?

Chapter 2: No Need for Living Arrangements

Shinji had defeated the Angel easily. It didn't even put up a fight. It had just waited to be shot.

"It looked depressed," Shinji had said.

Annya and Kaji had gotten back to NERV with no problems. They were currently going to Gendo's office. Misato was with them and they were waiting for Shinji, Asuka, and Rei. Shinji came out first.

"Shinji, I want you to meet the Sixth Child," Misato said. "Here name is Annya Keyton."

Shinji turned and saw the most beautiful girl he had ever seen. He could tell that her hair was not its natural color but her eyes were so beautiful. Annya saw the way he was looking at her and blushed slightly.

"Hi," she said. Rei came out next and didn't say much.

"You're not an Angel are you? The last pilot we had turned out to be one." She said in her monotone voice. Annya noticed how cold her eyes were.

"Hey wonder Girl, where did you go?" came a voice from within the locker room. Annya's face went white.

"What's wrong Annya?" Shinji asked.

"That voice…it can't be…"she said. Several unpleasant memories flashed through her mind as Asuka walked out in a pair of daisy dukes and a skintight tanktop.

"Oy!" Shinji exclaimed and his nose started to bleed. Rei rolled her eyes.

"Oh Kaji, you've come back to me!" Asuka cried and jumped into his arms, oblivious to Annya's presence. Annya looked as if she was looking at a ghost but there was anger rising in her eyes. Misato was overly pissed due to the fact that Asuka was all over Kaji.

"Asuka Langley Soryu!" Annya said suddenly. Her voice was filled with anger and hate. Asuka's eyes widened and she jerked around.

"Annya Keyton!?! What…" she started but was cut off by a fist in the face. Asuka jumped down from Kaji's arms and slapped Annya. Shinji and Kaji both starred at he two girls as they began fighting.

"Do something!" Misato said as Asuka ripped Annya's shirt.

"I'd like too…" Kaji trailed off. He was drooling at the sight of Asuka sitting on top of Annya slapping her.

"I know I shouldn't watch…but I can't take my eyes off it." Shinji said, his nose bleeding even more that earlier. Rei and Misato sweetdropped while they tried to pull the two girls apart.

"Where will she stay?" Gendo asked.

"We'll take care of that," a SEELE member said. "In the mean time, get her EVA in order."

"As you wish." Gendo said and left.

"So long looser!" another member said after he was gone. Everyone laughed.

"I think she should stay with Misato."

"Oh, you mean 'Drunken Master'."

"Ha. That was a good one. Let's call her that from now on."

"Why should she stay there? You saw what happened when she saw that nutty German." A few of the members nodded their heads.

"That's why I think she should stay there."

"I see. They work out their differences and, in the process, learn something semi-important about themselves and the world."

"Well…that too…but I wanted to see them fight again. Maybe they'll rip their clothes completely off."

"You're a pervert!" the head member said, "And that's why you're here. She will stay at 'Drunken Master's." Everyone cheered.

"What do you mean she's staying here?!" Asuka yelled at Misato.

"Exactly what I said. Live with it!" Misato yelled back. Shinji made the mistake to enter the kitchen where the too were arguing.

"Shinji!" Asuka thundered. Shinji shuddered and tried to run. The brassy redheaded caught him easily. "That new girl is staying here, with us. Tell Misato no!" She pleaded.

"She's…staying here." He asked dreamily. Asuka's mouth dropped open.

"What!?!?!?!" she yelled. Shinji turned to Misato.

"Misato, I think it's a great idea," he said. "She can protect me form the redheaded monster!" he added.

"Ingrate!" Asuka yelled and punched him in the face. Shinji fell backward in the floor and Asuka leapt on top of him and began to choke him.

"Oh my, get a look at this. The girl isn't even there yet and the fighting's started." A member said. The others turned their attention to the screen and watched Asuka choke Shinji. They all began to pass a tub of popcorn around.

Annya stood at the door of her new home. She could hear everything going on inside, and was sweat dropping. She slowly pressed the buzzer and the door almost immediately opened. Misato stood there with a broad grin plastered on her face.

"Welcome to our…"

"Baka! Die! Die! Die!" Asuka's screams interrupted Misato, who began to sweatdrop.

"…humble abode," Misato muttered and motioned for Annya to come in. Shinji saw her enter. He watched as she slowly sat her bag down and began to take in her surroundings.

'She's so beautiful!' he thought. He casually threw Asuka off of him and got up off the floor. Asuka landed head first on the floor.

"Ahh! Why did you…do…" she trailed off as she watched Shinji latterly float over to Annya and greet her. "That vixen!" she hissed and stood up. "I'll get her!" she said and took a step forward. Her foot landed on something and slid. She could only cry out in desperation as the world flipped and she landed, for the second time, on her head.

"Asuka!" Misato cried and rushed over to her. The girl was out cold.

"I've never seen her do that before." Shinji said to Annya. "Here, I'll show you your room." He took her hand and she immediately blushed as Shinji lead her down the hallway.